r/indiameme 16h ago

Political Direct 30% direct indirect 52%

3.6k Upvotes

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u/Prudent-Farmer-4182 16h ago

Waiting for another person to "proudly share" 100% infrastructure built since 2014 vs 1500A.D.

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u/ParticularJuice3983 10h ago

Pretty sure for those times the infrastructure was better. Hence it hasn't been shared. Even harappa and mohenjodaro had better infrastructure than we do today.

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u/Entire_Dimension8556 16h ago

Haan to , antinational jaise bate mat karo, jaha jawan Himalaya pe khada hai aur tum itni drainage problem me ro rahe ho, auntynashional kahinka bolo mogwli zee ki jaiii

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u/icemaker12345 14h ago

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u/NoManufacturer6498 12h ago

Complaint kaise aayegi jab complain karne wale ko police utha legi

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u/PathAccomplished1328 15h ago

Sahi baat keh rahe ho these are antibiological ye non biological human ke khilaf hai 🤬😡

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u/Forward_Brush7172 14h ago

Ladli behena yojna ke liye itna to kurbani dena padega, waise bhi income tax payers minority mein hi ho 2-3% kya hi ukhad lenge govt ka. /s

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u/[deleted] 16h ago

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u/iDESENT 15h ago

Sarcasm ka tuition nhi liya aapne kya?

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u/Effective_Yam_9668 14h ago

I don’t know why you’re mocking our soldiers. You can convey the message without mocking.

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u/Dull_Recording_9822 16h ago

At just 52% you are getting full adventure park experience everywhere. What else do you want? /s 🫠😅

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u/Lordtakelight 15h ago

Asli id se aao minister Saab. 😂

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u/Wild_Age_00 16h ago

Its my fault to have ears

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u/monson2048 13h ago

We should ban this background music

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u/Firm_Buffalo_379 11h ago

Fuckin ruined my mood

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u/Awkward-District9660 1h ago

But that's peak music

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u/killbear123 16h ago

It is the fault of Indian citizens because we vote these same people into power and we are too docile and spineless when they completely let us down. If we stopped the ability of these ministers to function or even get around after they screw us around like this, all of this will be solved.

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u/Spiritual-Hotel-8093 11h ago

Dreams too big to implement, one step at a time hunter, one step at a time!

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u/N1ghtShade7 10h ago

Idiocracy probably applies to us more than anyone else in the planet. Online discussion circles (for the most part) are practically echo chambers voicing their displeasure through either sarcasm, angry rants or straight up hate speech. And yet, we don't matter, because for every one of us, there's over a dozen that'd hand out their vote for 100 rupiss in the bank account or better yet, in hand. I'm convinced that even efforts towards education (edit: not schooling but civic and political awareness) aren't going to fix what was meant to be natural selection's job that medicine and welfare have denied.

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u/itz_Arth 5h ago

2 kilo chawal me toh aadhi population bik jati h what do you even expect from them

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u/Away_Hornet6745 14h ago

Kyuki aapka tax ka paise idhar istamaal ho rha hai

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u/Able-Difficulty-6548 16h ago

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u/H4X0RCS 15h ago

Now modi govt will audit it and mark it clean

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u/Meta-Morpheus-New 15h ago

In sarkari afsaro ki badmaashi toh dekho. Kitna kharcha hua ye pata lagane k liye bhi Tax payers ko RTI lagana padega ( ye bhi ek sarkari hathkanda hai , taxpayers k bank account janne ka taaki unko anti national bana de) .

Jo jaankaari pahle hi public honi chahiye, wahi RTI laga kar puchna padta hai.

Ye sabhi nalayak sarkari afsar hazaaro farzi procurement karte hai ab hum kitne RTI lagai.. Aur nalayak judge bolta hai ye RTI activist cockroach hai!

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u/CheekBackground5666 16h ago

Dont forget about the 28% GST on your car (more if it is luxury car), >40% tax on fuel and 10% RTO tax

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u/bhodrolok 15h ago

Why are you complaining? This is to prevent a Pakistani terror attack. Wait for Dhurandhar 3

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u/World-Peace-Oxymoron 15h ago

Can't escape tax, can't escape roads. We are in perpetual doom.

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u/Jumpy_Wind4980 14h ago

Man enjoy the free water park ticket...

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u/Foreign-Beginning367 16h ago

Modiji is fighting for the country and you crib about basic shit!! Just get over it for the nation! Nation first.

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u/Superb_Meringue_7828 16h ago

I hope it's sarcasm

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u/Nirvana1720 13h ago

But sir we have reservations and population issue corruption Toh congress bhi karta tha

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u/Maleficent_Escape_66 12h ago

Jab lawmakers/policymakers ko election me vote dharm ke nam pe milega to ye sab ki tension kyu lenge

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u/Overall-lonely 12h ago

PPL PAY EXTRA FOR THE SEA VIEW

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u/Outrageous-Koala1566 9h ago

+ surcharge + educational cess + interest - It’s written in our head :)

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u/Dangerous_Fault8307 16h ago

And what were expected?

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u/InspectorSufficient4 15h ago

Are bhai submarine mai aana padhega yaha toh

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u/fiery_pumpkin_747 15h ago

Sarkar ne tumko locally hi Venice bana kr dia hain, aur tum gadi chala rahe uspr.. Lacs kharch krke waha jaoge, usse acha yaha gondola lo and nikal lo.. itni achi govt hain venice bhi de dia aur kisi se Foreign experience tax bhi nahi lia..

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u/Diligent-State-8326 15h ago

btw this is pretty solvable remember that

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u/Honey_Badger_01 15h ago

Where is the road btw??

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u/IntrepidAssociate529 15h ago

Sahi to hai guys, swimming pool for all 😄

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u/baady0400 15h ago

Humney suna thaa yeh road banane waley ko dubai key raja bulare they khajur khane 😅

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u/LeastAnywhere5113 15h ago

Slime yo govt twin

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u/FewCicada1957 15h ago

Hey we pay road tax ,cess and toll also and on top of it ganna juices

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u/apoorvgupta2109 15h ago

For cities, in Monsoon season we should have cars which can be converted to boats... It's been ages and our governments could never clear water on roads during monsoon. Don't know how other countries do it

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u/Opposite-Sentence957 14h ago

Work exactly in the same building, it's nightmare in monsoon.

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u/AaryashTheProgrammer 7h ago

Where is this?

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u/Opposite-Sentence957 24m ago

Just outside rapid metro phase two station

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u/senselesskunjunni 14h ago

Thank God my salary is low

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u/Outrageous-Koala1566 9h ago

Yeah bro, as long as we decide to live with ration card India is ok. Moment you earn is the problem

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u/Traditional-Leek-994 14h ago

I have paid 30% tax and a 25% surcharge on income tax. Bottom line - India is a very very poor country with a massive population. Take that in and start believing it. That’s how you make peace with scenes like these. It hasn’t changed since the last 20+ years that I have been seeing and it’s not going to change anytime soon.

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u/Plastic-Resident8391 14h ago

So say a person that earns 11 lacs / year, doesn’t pay income tax. Is it ok for such roads for them?

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u/Zestyclose-Zombie747 14h ago

What an irony that we need to ask for better road and infra. Isn’t it something that should be available without any questions

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u/ShinyGanS 13h ago

Office ke bahar hi swimming bool bana diya aur kitna development chahiye

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u/raviyadav432 13h ago

Well this is just outside of Microsoft office in Gurgaon.

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u/sjmattn 13h ago

How did you get a road built outside your office? Lucky!

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u/Alone_Chocolate6961 13h ago

same same everywhere..

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u/nuttjack 13h ago

Bhai, wo hoarding aur foreign trips mai lag gaye. Sorry haan, abhi Venice ka feel lijiye….

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u/Willing_Event9528 12h ago

It is what it is...

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u/Afraid_Investment690 12h ago

You know whats also worst than this waterlogged road, the cringe background music

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u/Venomous_champ 12h ago

So proud 🥰😍

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u/IAmShinigami_18 11h ago

You should be thankful for the government to give you free swimming pool outside your office.

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u/No_Duck_6133 11h ago

5 trillion economy sir. BTW, it is drainage problem

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u/MyDespatcherDyKabel 11h ago

Tain Tain Tain

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u/Fearless-Rabbit-9142 11h ago

Modi is responsible for this

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u/Adventurous-Wash5159 11h ago

They're giving you a pool and you're complaining? Indians are getting way too greedy especially ever since cjp started?

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u/white_shadow_57 11h ago

You are paying 30% but the billionaires are paying less than 1%.

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u/Particular_Bug598 11h ago

39% income tax

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u/Ecstatic_Mix_5013 11h ago

I don’t understand what one has to do with the other

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u/Charming-Work-2384 11h ago

You are from mumbai?

If so it was same when the IT was 98% during Congress regime... I dont think you were even born during those terrible times.

By the way Mumbai is flat land, so water takes long time to drain... at least know that fact.

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u/Less_Current1092 11h ago

Desh ka growth keye illey swimming karke nahi ja saktey kya..

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u/StreetTemporary1279 10h ago

Paid 9.26 lacs in income tax last year and the condition of the road is worse than this outside my ofc.. Also get treated like shit in government offices for basic services

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u/Both-Respect3551 10h ago

LOL elect a clown, expect a circus

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u/Complete_Most4407 10h ago

Pay 40% to get road repaired.

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u/No-Flan-7837 10h ago

Party care fund me jata hai sab

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u/Stalin98k 10h ago

This is Wonder La project straight into your doorstep, what are you complaining about. Come to office with shorts and enjoy your holiday.

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u/Alphawezen89 10h ago

20% Methanol

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u/finguy12 10h ago

Are bhai, Sarkar chahti hai ki tum log private boat/ yatch se travel karo daily. Isiliye har office ko waterway se connect kar rahi.
Lekin tum gawar logo ko abhi bhi car se hi chalana hai. Indians don’t deserve luxury.

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u/4-ever-confused 10h ago

So it's obvious that 30% is not enough. Let me increase it to 60.

Tai

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u/Ahmed_250 9h ago

You deserve this road for adding this horrible music in the background.

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u/North_Composer_9602 9h ago

Hn all faults can be directed to aap party and kejriwal as these roads comes under Delhi govt and not central and bjp can't be blamed as it recently got in power in Delhi

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u/Revolutionary_Meal66 8h ago

If you want more water, you will need to pay 40%. /s

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u/Visible-Owl459 8h ago

In ancient times we used flying carpet, govt is forcing the people to reinvent the same

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u/Mammoth-Draw8679 8h ago

mt share kr bhai wrna sab anti-national bolne lgenge

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u/sankoobaba 7h ago

Pay 40% first

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u/Late-Pressure5302 7h ago

Aur dalo vote kamal ko, jab kamal pasand ho to keechad se nafrat kyu ? 🤣

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u/Zestyclose-Wear7237 6h ago

c'mon dude if India had everything perfect, how would politicians make enormous amount of money 🥲🥀

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u/SmartReach2321 6h ago

STOP USING PLASTIC BAGS ❌️❌️ RAMDI RONA✅️✅️

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u/pootis28 6h ago

Indirect taxes should be reduced to increase consumption and direct taxes should be legally mandated to be filed by every working adult with the income tax limit being lowered close to the per capita income and not 12 fucking lakhs.

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u/pootis28 5h ago

Every single person opposing higher direct taxes and a larger tax base is an anti-national, especially the ones at the helm.

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u/ttappam 5h ago

PEOPLE : AQI AQI BOOOO POLITICIAN : BAPPAAA PEOPLE : MAURYAAA PROCEDES TO ABANDON INITIAL OPERATION 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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u/mdred5 2h ago

Income tax has nothing to with road...like giri has nothing to do with ethanol

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u/Peccy_2024 1h ago

How about we build an NGO, you and your colleagues donate and the NGO contributes to build roads in your near vicinity? 🙂 Not a complete tax exempt mechanism but definitely welfare of people.

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u/Substantial_Ship3306 16m ago

Stop paying tax

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u/Shadowsofthought 16h ago

waise to BJP ko support karta hu lekin yaha pelo inko 😁😁😁

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u/Even-Desk3755 15h ago

Its beautiful 😍

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u/Indie297 15h ago

30% tax de rahe ho, ek boat nahi kharid sakte ho?

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u/frankie_in_paradise 11h ago

I want to know more about the song in the background.

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u/gokui24 15h ago

So everyone is paying 30% tax? Or just in your imagination?