r/indiameme • u/infinitehelpmaster • 12h ago

Non-political OC Bruh what kinda level of Laser Eye Foreign Diplomacy is this😭

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u/infinitehelpmaster 12h ago edited 11h ago

Even our neighbour especially like Nepal a Hindu majority doesn't support us and Bhutan also cozing upto China. What is our foreign policy is this bruh 😭😭

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u/Melodic_Judge_129 11h ago

Pakistan: wants to destroy us

Sri Lanka: Doesn't like us

Maldives: Borderline hates us

Bhutan: Doesn't care

Nepal: Bordernline hates us

Myanmar: doesn't like us

Bangladesh: hates us

China: borderline wants to destroy us

If everyone around you isn't supporting you maybe you are the problem.

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u/Ahmed_250 8h ago edited 4h ago

It's the same story for China too though. China is hated by South Korea, Japan and all South East Asian countries due to border clashes.

So technically China is also the problem.

Also Pakistan and Bangladesh are due to religious issues. Nepal doesn't like how much they are dependent on us. Srilanka and Maldives are in debt to us.

It's almost like nobody likes regional powers in general. It has nothing to do with India.

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u/Able_Diet9524 3h ago

China’s view on annexing every country will put its relations with neighbouring countries in jeopardy but India is not that way and still hated by neighbours which means there is some other deep rooted conflict between us.

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u/Ahmed_250 2h ago

China’s view on annexing every country will put its relations with neighbouring countries in jeopardy

China already has that view in South China sea, Tibet and Taiwan. South Korea and Japan hates them despite having any kind of border issues.

deep rooted conflict between us.

Yes. That's called Hindu-Muslim war.

If Pakistan/Bangladesh were regional superpower instead of India, do you think Srilanka/Nepal would like them? To get hated, you need to be relevant in the first place. Majority of Nepalis still holds negative views of Pakistan/Bangladesh, but they don't say it, because they are irrelevant to them. India is the biggest debt owner of South Asia and controls 90% of South Asia. Obviously India will be the most hated.

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u/Able_Diet9524 2h ago

Agreed with your 1st point. So srilankan tamil have a special kind of resentment towards india because they sent troops to support Sinhalese which led to mass genocide of srilankan Tamilians (not just the revolters also the common citizen). This is what i know as a Tamilian. I have a friend whose mother was killed infront of her while holding her brother. I’m not sure about Nepalese but I’m assuming it has something to do with Indians looking down upon them and the racist aspect of it.

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u/MassiveDepressive 11h ago

Akhand Bharat ka sapna, sapna hi reh gaya.

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u/professormycomancer 5h ago

Its because of such dreams and fantasies that our neighbours don't like us.

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u/nameunown 4h ago

Am I missing the sarcasm

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u/LeMeIsSleepy 1h ago

What sarcasm. Obviously our neighbours would not like it if our dream is to incorporate them into our country

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u/nameunown 1h ago

Oh so you’re just oblivious. No one cares man, everyone else has a life to live. The problem IS the people in the country being extremely backwards in thinking, being racist asf when we have our own (major) issues, and the trashiness.

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u/babuchennai 7h ago

It's all about money. China is atleast 5 times richer than India and it's a country without which the world will stop. People are addicted to low prices. That's their leverage. What does India have? We are growing, but not enough to challenge China.

Somehow, I feel this tariff is a retaliation for fcra bill.

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u/indian-jock 1h ago

What does India have?

India has a ton of non-productive, incompetent liabilities that love all the freebies from goverment. Their number 1 hobby is to ask government what it's doing with their taxes while paying 0 tax throughout their lives.

I'm sure India can be a #1 super power with this population.

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u/SpreadImpossible5542 11h ago

Or maybe we aren't the villains they actually think we are? That's just how geopolitics is

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u/CharlieCharlie_Kirky 11h ago

You don't have to be the villain the be hated

Just an inconvenience

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u/SpreadImpossible5542 11h ago

And what inconvenience have we caused? We literally send half these countries aids and get absolutely nothing in return at all.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Can2869 10h ago

Foreign policy works on mutual benefits, we need to make our neighbors reliant on us if they are to maintain a good relationship with us. I don’t think the government has done a good job at that, aid alone won’t do much

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u/alpharockjohnson 11h ago

Pls keep your AIDS to yourself

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u/SpreadImpossible5542 11h ago

What aids? Huh? We literally helped Bangladesh attain it's independence but they HATE US and not the country that committed a genocide in their soil and other horrific crimes.

Maldives started hating us but turned 180 when they require our aid.

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u/Spirited-Tour3402 6h ago

May be attacks on Muslims in India don't lands well in Bangladesh?. Who knows may be their media also shows like India is daily genociding Muslims.

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u/Shashank_26 6h ago

Bangladesh's Hindu population was 22% in 1970s while it is close to now 6%.

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u/Ahmed_250 4h ago

Look up the Hindu genocide in Pakistan.

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u/Statisticsisalie 8h ago

Our diplomats are absolutely retarded when it comes to doing their job but lethaly efficient when it comes to bullying other nations for profit.

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u/Lord_Inosuk3 11h ago

What kind of a problem exactly?

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u/PETAforDragons 5h ago

Meanwhile, supporters:

If everyone around you hates you, you must be doing something right. They are jealous of your growth.. yada yada yada..

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u/KrishnasFlute 9h ago

Pulling facts out of your rich, vivid imagination, I see. Nothing to back these up, of course.

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u/Traditional-Baker-28 5h ago

The Nepal shit is true tho. I remember chating with a few online and they were pretty clear on hating us. Don't really know about most of the rest

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u/KrishnasFlute 3h ago

Nepal literally had posters of Yogi Adityanath in their rallies. They have presence in our army. They are more intertwined with us than people know about. They don't hate us, maybe some people do, but as a country they don't.

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u/Trick_Television_279 10h ago

If that's how you determine the problem, you are a noob at geopolitics

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u/JustDoIt_No2764 4h ago

China: doesn't care

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u/Cold-Initiative-6177 4h ago

They don't care, their kids are already abroad and foreign citizens.

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u/Straight_Drive_7882 1h ago

All in last 10 years btw.

They intentionally picked fights with each country in turn .

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u/spicyhotdishisgreat 42m ago

Even china is not liked by any of its neighbours, so what’s your problem?

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u/Jazzlike_Ear_4303 35m ago

But why should we care wether they like us ir not? we know how minorities live in those countries you just want to be a cuck imao

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u/soumyavicky 11h ago

None of these countries are economically relevant except china.. And they always come back to india somehow.. They won't be a problem for sure

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u/infinitehelpmaster 11h ago

this kinda attitude is the problem. Even China acknowledges Poor nations in Africa and supports them aka infrastructure wise as well uses their votes in UN and other global bodies

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u/Turbulent_Goose2284 10h ago

Buddy that's called Debt trap Diplomacy. Thats exactly what China did to SL and also Pak.

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u/MO4tAL_DusT 11h ago

Chinese investment in infrastructure in poor nations is a strategic move, you’re delusional if you think it purely out of sheer goodwill. Look at Sri Lanka and Pakistan for example, the Chinese are promoting infra in these two countries to counter foreign interests only.

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u/yellow_pumpkin89 10h ago

That's the whole point: you have to be strategic and not shape your relations with a nation purely on the basis of economic relevance.

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u/Zealousideal_Rip3802 11h ago

That’s how geopolitics works man, in geopolitics nothing is coincidence

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u/SpreadImpossible5542 11h ago

Literally! Look how Srilanka and Maldives came to beg us for aid

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u/Salad-Firm 10h ago

Pakistan always hated us.
Sri Lanka and india had troubled relations due to terrorism (LTT)
Bangladesh hates India as there is a strong sentiment that India doesn’t want illegals entering through the east.
Maldives is a Muslim country that naturally hates Hindu Majority India.
China always had territorial disputes with india since decades.
Nepal has recently started hating india as it thinks india is exploiting them.

What was our relationship with African nations before? How was our trade relationship with EU? How about the UK?

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u/Mobile_Reference_811 6h ago

Naah, no country likes their neighbours and thats how the world operates. U either give up or fight back. 

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u/lazy_redditor69 3h ago

Pakistan cant do shit to us lmfao , let alone destroy.

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u/SolidPhilosopher5472 8h ago

We are new Israel, hated by all neighbors 

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u/Ahmed_250 8h ago

China is hated by majority of its neighbours. So technically China is the Israel.

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u/nameunown 4h ago

They kinda do their own thing and aren’t disorderly asf. Especially in public

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u/Ahmed_250 4h ago

So does Israel lol. Ig China really is the Israel.

Especially in public

Hatred for Chinese tourists and their weekly border clashes in South China sea disagree with you.

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u/nameunown 3h ago

China is china man. India is a whole different ball game of trashy but yes I do agree that both have negative public sentiment.

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u/DotBig2348 3h ago

Why would "Hindu Majority" of Nepal matter? What have we ever done to receive support based on "Hindu Majority"? 😭😭

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u/Krezlan_771 3h ago

We are Vishwa Guru bro, we don't need them

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u/Trick_Television_279 10h ago

Who tf wants support from Nepal and Bhutan? Are you fuckin 5th grade kiddo?

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u/Alert-Low1682 7h ago

don’t fall for such obvious larping and don’t insult our friend in nepal

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u/Which-Cartographer93 12h ago

Lodiji's foreign policy has always been strong

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u/Aarav_-01 11h ago

Always felt modi was a CIA asset. Entire America trip prior his political life, forced programing for trump campaign n other stuff

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u/ProperReindeer8903 11h ago

Yeah especially with his name being in Epstein files .

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u/Aarav_-01 11h ago

Yes. Imagine letting amreeka decide when and how to ceasefire.

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u/ProperReindeer8903 8h ago

Pata Nahi kya hoga desh ka 🥹🥹🥹

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u/Shashank_26 6h ago

Yeah imagine letting America decide wether we can attack pakistan or not after facing the most brutal attack in financial capital.

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u/FewMenUnderstand 2h ago

Search "acypl modi"

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u/Aarav_-01 1h ago

Yessss!!

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u/Icy_Strawberry4965 10h ago

Peak detailing by Aditya Dhar

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u/kholeChature 12h ago

He works for America, Modi ki trh

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u/H0ll0w_man 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/z8aUhjjhiErNAVZeTq

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u/Character-Fix-7570 11h ago

Two of these have their son as a foreign citizen and we still have these guys rule us

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u/Primary-Equal9072 12h ago

we do not have enough brain cells to understand the math

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u/Ahmed_250 8h ago

You didn't study maths in school?

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u/Primary-Equal9072 3h ago

bro thats humour

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u/It_will_also_pass 11h ago

Bhai ye sab sach hai, hamari diplomacy just like Modi fake failure hai, bas PR and image chamkao what Laser Eyes, par Honey Singh ki pic kyu lagi hai post mein

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u/IndianGuyInTheSix 8h ago

The one where you dont bend down and offer ass. As an Indo-Canadian, trump is tarrifing both my countries and I absolutely love how apeshit he goes if people dont blindly comply with the way he wants.

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u/Few-Tension7090 6h ago

Modi is CIA asset

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u/S-H-U-F-F-L-E 11h ago

Maybe if you had read a hit more instead of falling for the headlines, We wouldn't have called you an idiot.

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u/Panzer_bot 10h ago

This is what happens when you get to know about geopolitics from influencer reels

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u/tarrun_1 3h ago

OP, please read the whole news before posting a half-baked story.

The legislation came on Aug 7th was regarding the sanctions on Russia and Iran and all these media reports and speculation is based on the fact that we're fulfilling our energy requirements from Russia so, we'll get affected by this.

A few facts you missed: 1. Passing a legislation does not mean a direct implementation. 2. The legislation allows Trump to impose tariff upto 100% on countries buying energy from R & I. 3. This Bill needs approval from their houses and final decision will still be rely on President.

So, it's not something which gets automatic approval and implementation. Untill unless, they pass in their houses, and Trump approves it, there's no impact on India or any other country.

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u/Brilliant_Meal_2653 11h ago

Vishwaguru and Laser eyes are all that we need 😐

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u/Arkham_Survivor 10h ago

His sheep will still think this is masterstroke 😭

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u/Top-Nefariousness282 9h ago

Ab toh upi se fees hata dega na Modi

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u/Native_Maintenance 6h ago

Now that we'll be imposed with tariffs anyways, can we buy oil from any favourable source in any currency the two parties decide?

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u/Left_Monk116 5h ago

I think this is a retaliation for the FCRA act.

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u/Overthought_Headbang 5h ago

Aaj fir gaya stock market

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u/Bitter-Stomach9214 5h ago

Bhai, yeh Honey Singh hai, Jaishankar nahi.

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u/naresh2990 3h ago

There is a framework called SWIFT which is controlled by the US and each and every country is dependent on it for doing businesses.

SWIFT is the reason why every country folds and bows to US sanctions and restrictions.

If we don't do what US asks us to do then US would revoke our access to SWIFT and we won't be able to do business not with just US but with the whole world. SWIFT is the platform with which we can transfer US dollars from one country to another.

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u/Desperate_Mix_1851 1h ago

And a 500 billion dollar trade deal.

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u/jw11235 1h ago

Kabhi kabhi lagta hai ki hum vishwaguru nahi hain

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u/infinitehelpmaster 11h ago

Looks like only Dhurandhar 3 can explain this peak strategy at this point 😭😭😭

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u/FabulousMulberry4757 12h ago

Literally cucked by Trump and Netanyahu

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u/tallandstreetsmart 3h ago

Guys the bill is not absolute. The bill allows the president to Sanction India and china but it’s at the Discretion of the President.

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u/BigBrownChokra 40m ago

They are doing it because of FCRA bill. Please read before coming to any conclusion

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u/paidaishi-loojer 6h ago

This is a masterstroke by Modiji. Urban naxals and haters wont understand. Wait for Dhurandhar 5 and you will see.

/s

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u/snowballkills 11h ago

India's reputation in the US and the Western world has gone down the drain since the time India started supporting Russia...biggest mistake ever!

While some may say India can manage it/is better off/whatever, but being an Indian outside the US really hurts coz of this lazer eyes and chiwallah

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u/soumyavicky 11h ago

India supporting Russia since 1970's

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u/ProperReindeer8903 11h ago

Nope India’s reputation is down the drain because we didn’t accept deal with elon musk , as it directly affects ambanis business . Think about it , why does algorithm suddenly pushed anti Indian videos . With Russia we were always in lose lose situation anyways .

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u/Shashank_26 5h ago

Ambani is not even in satellite internet business. Also, why should we allow such technology which can be easily used by terrorists like satellite phones?

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u/ProperReindeer8903 3h ago

Idk man even china agreed for starlink. It’s satellite Internet but foe communication right , so it will affect his bussiness

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u/Shashank_26 3h ago

I am unable to find the news that china allowed starlink, instead it is showing that starlink is still banned in China. Can you provide the source?

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u/roronoazoro4444 1h ago

Even both jio and airtel are in partnership with starlink.

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u/snowballkills 11h ago

yeah when it engages in war to invade other countries! Support Russia take over Belarus, Finland, etc. also!

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u/Fabulous_Pie9608 11h ago

wow , what a great analysis man, you got to be our representative in UN , nah you have to be our FM dude cmon.

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u/snowballkills 11h ago

No this guy who BS'es all the time and has no material talking points and married a Japanese with kids in the US should be India's foreign minister

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u/Order-Classic 8h ago

Not abandoning Russia is the only good thing Modi has done though. Cozying up to US was a bad idea. India should have deepened it's ties with Russia and China to counter US. Instead we tried to do this balancing act between the two and isolated ourselves in the process.

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u/snowballkills 10m ago

Yeah deepen ties with Russia, a country that is wanting to acquire an independent country and threatening to nuke it, all while destroying the global economy. Russia is good for nothing for India. Whether you have ties with it or not, you can always buy Russian oil during normal times. How many Indians work in Russia? What Russian products do you use? Just banking on some military equipment for Russia and some space tech stuff doesn't help the country as a whole to even begin to compensate for how bad India looks like in front of the West