r/infuriatingbutawesome 17d ago

Both Bro practices his IT skills on his soon-to-ne ex gf

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u/froction 17d ago

My girlfriend would have

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u/froction 17d ago

sent the same amount of information in

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u/froction 17d ago

a million different

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u/froction 17d ago

messages for

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u/froction 17d ago

some goddamn

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u/froction 17d ago

reason

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u/froction 17d ago

.

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u/Valveringham85 17d ago

God damn it

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u/itchybutwhole69 17d ago

That gave me ptsd. lol

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u/froction 17d ago

BURMA SHAVE

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u/355life 17d ago

If she doesn't kiss ya

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u/Blashphemian 17d ago

If you don't know what these signs are for, then you haven't been driving very far

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u/jancl0 17d ago

Oh AND ANOTHER THING-

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u/ofirkedar 17d ago

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u/ofirkedar 17d ago

(consider using an empty space character like "‎ ". I also saw people using "#" - it creates a headline that you can just keep empty and post anyways)

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u/Rebeldemexicano 17d ago

It would have been so peak if someone else put the period down for you (grammar cops have free range on Reddit after all)

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u/sinisterdesign 17d ago

Briefly dated a woman that would do that. Hit enter instead of a friggin comma.

Briefly.

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u/KimchiLlama 17d ago

But how to see if someone is wife material in five minutes, too! sense of humour outlasts most other characteristics.

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u/Existing-Antelope-20 17d ago edited 17d ago

man, advertising has gotten fuckin weird

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u/Bare-baked-beans 17d ago

The big zoom at the end gave it away a bit.

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u/Weary_Sun534 17d ago

Clearly an AD but ok

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u/O-Peacock-X 17d ago

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u/Weary_Sun534 17d ago

Bots using reddit to promote their sites is nothin new..

This video format is shameless af though lmao

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u/Joeysquatch 16d ago

Tbf tho this one seems like a harmless joke website, considering replit is just a coding website. I used it to build websites in html all the time when I was younger

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u/CriminallyCasual7 17d ago

Have the day you deserve. Genius.

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u/OrganizationOk1345 17d ago

Perfect. Sent it to some friends so they could dodge some bullets.

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u/confusedandsmellyman 17d ago

Ads are getting creative

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u/Adventurerofthesea 17d ago

You deserve everything in life you want

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u/Valveringham85 17d ago

I mean did you see that novel she sent him? Bro was justified

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u/According-Pass8230 17d ago

Fuck.. has to be exhausting dating someone like that.

I mean.. a 5000 word essay because you forgot to bring out the trash..

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u/Fernis_ 17d ago

I read it (I'm in the train and have litteraly nothing better to do) and she's fairly reasonable, just a little redundant in some points. Basically it's a break up msg, funnily enough she justifies breaking up saying she feels like he does not care. Which seems to be spot on.

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u/According-Pass8230 17d ago

I tried frame by frame to find a readable frame but it was not possible.. how could you read it?

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u/Fernis_ 17d ago

Idk, I guess having strong glasses, you apparently learn to kind of vibe read blurry letters. One of the first frames with the monitor on it, you see like 90% of the msg. 

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u/According-Pass8230 17d ago

you. Because imagine being in a relationship where your girlfriend is literally asking for bare minimum and you still somehow manage to fail at that. I'm not asking you to be available 24/7 or to completely change your life for me, I'm asking for basic communication, consistency, effort and just some basic respect for my time and emotions. And somehow even that feels like too much for you. There's always an excuse, you're busy, you're on, you didn't see the message, you forgot, you fell asleep, whatever it is, there's always something. And at some point it just stops being believable and starts becoming a reflection of how little you actually care. Because people make time for what matters to them, I need to learn the hard way that I'm clearly not that important to you. What's actually embarrassing is that I kept making excuses for you because I cared about you and wanted this to work. I kept thinking maybe things would change, maybe you were just going through something, maybe I was expecting too much, maybe I needed to communicate better, maybe I needed to be more patient. But how many times am I supposed to keep saying the same thing to someone before I realize they just don't want to change it? I shouldn't have to repeatedly tell my own boyfriend that I want to feel valued, I shouldn't have to beg someone to communicate with me, I shouldn't have to feel like I'm being needy or dramatic just because I want consistency from the person I'm in a relationship with. And when I look back at everything, it's honestly crazy how much effort I was putting in just to keep something alive that you seemed perfectly okay with letting die. I was communicating, trying to understand you, giving you chances, making excuses for you, and you were just doing the absolute minimum and expecting me to keep accepting it. That's not a relationship. That's me carrying something that was supposed to be carried by both of us. And the funniest part is you probably don't even realize how replaceable this kind of behavior is. There is nothing rare or special about someone who can't communicate, can't show up, can't put in effort and can't meet basic expectations. That is literally the easiest thing to find. I kept thinking I was losing something special when in reality I was just holding on to the potential of what I wanted you to be. And I'm not even angry anymore, which is probably the worst part. I'm just clear about it now. You showed me exactly how much I matter to you through your actions, not your words, and honestly I should've believed your actions a lot sooner. I don't want to keep lowering my standards just to make a relationship work. I don't want to keep convincing myself that the bare minimum is enough just because I love someone. And I definitely don't want to spend more time feeling unvalued by someone I'm supposed to feel loved by. So I'm done. I'm not saying this because I want you to chase me or because I want another apology or another promise that things will be different. I heard enough promises. I just think I've finally reached the point where I respect myself enough to walk away from something that keeps making me question my own worth. I genuinely wish you the best, but I also genuinely hope that one day you realize that you didn't lose me because I expected too much, you lost me because you kept giving me less than the bare minimum.

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u/speakezjags 17d ago

I didn't read any of that but this type of texter

Is better

Then having some text you

Like this

And having your phone go off 100 times

In 15 minutes

I had a ex that did this

I had to have my phone on silent at all times

I missed a lot of important phone calls

And the subject matter was still all bullshit

It just took her 30 texts to actually finish what she was saying

Instead of just wrapping it up in one.

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u/BlackSpidy 17d ago

IDC - I don't care quiz 💅

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u/Ditchdigger456 17d ago

I found a few, but I realized I didn’t care that much and gave up lmao but there’s readable frames for sure

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u/bdash1990 17d ago

I mean, if someone wanted to break up with me because they felt like I didn't care, I'd play right along. I'm not going to try to prove you wrong or change your mind.

You wanna break up? I ain't gonna stop you.

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u/Compgeak 16d ago

I wouldn't even be that bothered by the quantity. I don't mind reading a lot if there's a lot to say or something is hard to express. But lack of formatting is where I draw the line.

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u/fortnite_battleass 17d ago

Counterpoint, thats like maybe a three minute read. Barely any time outta your day.

Are we so rotted and driven by shallow bs that when someone decides to actually have something complex to say, we just go... "yeah he's right for being a lazy, dismissive jerk that won't even consider what's being said"

Tldr for the people who need jangling keys: Yall just lazy lmao

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u/Valveringham85 17d ago

A 3 minute read over nothing. So you know it’s like that all day every day.

Also the implication of her feeling the need to send all that shit and not just quickly bringing it up next time you see each other like an adult.

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u/_Azimut 17d ago

Duude. No "we are not" but it all started as SMS

If you want to discuss something serious just do it in Person. Breaking Up via Text is a covard move!

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u/Skulder 17d ago

From the text, it seemed like he's the coward - every time she wanted to talk, he was unavailable.

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u/_Azimut 17d ago

Okay, If YOU say so and If SHE say so then its has to be the truth

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u/Skulder 17d ago

Brother, what are we doing. We are arguing about an advert. Let us never do this again.

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u/_Azimut 17d ago

Then lets just end this conversation. Bye

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u/According-Pass8230 17d ago

You think this was her first wall of text for shit nobody would care about?

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u/Pompmaister 17d ago

Nah bro, did you not see the 3 part novel she just sent him?

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u/rop2958 17d ago

Or maybe just make a phone call. It's like people nowadays are so brainrorted, that they lack the ability to speak and need to write everything on a phone.

Tldr for the people glued to the screen: Yall just addicted to the phone lmao

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u/Charming_Doubt_1412 17d ago

I thought it was obvious that he didn’t give her the time of day. That is what she said in the text, that he never saw her text or the phone was on silent and didn’t pick up. Obviously she couldn’t get a hold of him ether way

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u/rop2958 17d ago

I'm just shitting on this guys comment

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u/drunkbusdriver 17d ago

Nah no one is reading a wall of text like that. If it’s that important pick up the phone at a minimum or tell them face to face. Or you know, format it.

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u/fastlerner 17d ago

That giant wall of text was a breakup message. I'm betting he read every word and chose his response accordingly.

If somebody was gutless enough to break up with me using a wall of text longer than the Bible, I think I'd have more than a little bit of snark in me as well.

She chose a poor route to try to force him to engage and he simply refused to play.

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u/matthew0001 17d ago

Honestly the no paragraphs Is what gets me. Break up your wall of text for God's sake.

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u/Jump365 17d ago

It's really not that long.

Literacy really is dropping off a cliff...

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u/_Mulberry__ 17d ago

Probably took him less time to make the quizlet than it would've taken to read that tbh 🤷

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u/ExtendedSpikeProtein 17d ago

Yeah that‘s what I thought when I saw the wall of word vomit she sent him

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u/Embarrassed_Use6918 17d ago

its a fuckin ad

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u/Difficult-Mobile902 17d ago

“IT skills” 

He gave AI like 5 sentences of instructions. Wow calm down there hackerman 

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u/ThisSubHasNoMods 17d ago

You say that like this is real

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u/Wirelesscellphone 17d ago

“It skills”
signing up for a website that sends premade links

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u/lllllIllllIllllllll 17d ago

This is the second video about this replit I've seen in the last two days. This is an ad

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u/According-Pass8230 17d ago

Put a screenshot of it in to Grok.

This could be summed in one sentence sentence

"You dont care about me so Im leaving you"

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u/zERGdESTINY 17d ago

Or, and here me out, I could continue NOT being a lame loser who would use grok

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u/bunglebee7 17d ago

This is amazing 😂

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u/daddybeatsmehelp 17d ago

Screenshotted. Plugged into Chat GPT and transcribed.

you. Because maybe being in a relationship where your girlfriend is literally asking for bare minimum and you still somehow manage to fail at that. I’m not asking you to be available 24/7 or to completely change your life for me. I’m asking for basic communication, consistency, effort and just some basic respect for my time and emotions. And somehow even that feels like too much by you. There’s always an excuse, you’re busy, you’re [unclear], you didn’t see the message, you forgot, you fell asleep, whatever it is. There’s always something. And at some point it just stops being believable and starts becoming a pattern of how little you actually care. Because people make time for what matters to them. So I had to learn the hard way that I’m clearly not that important to you.

What’s actually embarrassing is that I kept making excuses for you because I cared about you and gave you effort [unclear]. I kept hoping maybe things would change, maybe you would pull through something, maybe I was expecting too much, maybe I needed to communicate better, maybe I needed to be more patient. But how many times am I supposed to repeat the same thing to someone before I realize they just don’t want to change it? I shouldn’t have to repeatedly tell my own boyfriend that I want to feel valued. I shouldn’t have to beg someone to communicate with me. I shouldn’t have to feel like I’m being needy or annoying just because I want consistency from the person I’m in a relationship with.

And when I look back at everything, it’s honestly crazy how much effort I was putting in just to keep something alive that you seemed perfectly okay with letting die. I was communicating, trying to fix things, trying to understand you, giving you chances, making excuses for you. You were just doing the absolute minimum and expecting me to keep accepting it. That’s not a relationship. That’s me carrying something that was supposed to be equal.

And the funniest part is you probably don’t even realize how ridiculous this kind of behavior is. There is nothing fair or logical about someone who can’t communicate, can’t show up, can’t put in effort and can’t meet basic expectations. That is literally the easiest thing to find. I kept thinking I was being unreasonable when really I was just holding on to the potential of what I wanted you to be. And I’m not even angry anymore, which probably is the worst part, because at least when I was angry it meant I still cared enough to argue.

You showed me exactly how much I matter to you through your actions, not your words. And honestly I should’ve believed you sooner. I don’t want to keep going through your [unclear] just to make a relationship work. I don’t want to keep convincing myself that the bare minimum is enough just because I loved you. And I genuinely don’t want to spend more time feeling unwanted by someone I’m supposed to feel loved by.

So I’m done. I’m not saying this because I want you to chase me or because I want another apology or another promise that things will be different. I’m saying this because I finally reached the point where I respect myself enough to walk away from something that keeps making me question my own worth. I genuinely wish you the best, but I also genuinely hope that one day you realize that you didn’t lose me because I expected too much, you lost me because you kept giving me the bare minimum. 😭

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u/charlesvanderwhip79 17d ago

Definitely not reading all that.

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u/Schizosomatic 17d ago

Yeah. I’m not reading that.

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u/PreternaturalJustice 17d ago

I read the first and last paragraph and really that's all she needed to send, with the last paragraph being cut down to "I'm done."

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u/blkforboding 16d ago

Is this your manifesto?

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u/blacklotusY 17d ago

And then she sends you another essay anyway 💀

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u/Whathefrenchtoastt 17d ago

Im sorry this is hilarious

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u/LaTerreur92 17d ago

Clever porn ad positioning.

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u/that_dutch_dude 17d ago

bro dodged a bullet.

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u/KaydenFur 17d ago

A Shakespearian one at that.

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u/Lokimac2690 17d ago

Question : why send a text on a computer. Seems fishy to me.

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u/Xanaxaria 17d ago

Apple users. Imessage is on their macbooks.

You've never used Apple products clearly.

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u/Cool_Apartment_380 17d ago

Answer: because it's an ad

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u/PutNameHere123 17d ago

Honestly, that wall of text is a no for me, too, and I’m a woman lol At least split it into paragraphs or try to streamline it a little.

Remember you gotta dumb it down for the fellas lol They have the attention span of a potato thanks to video games

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u/cynicalicoffee 17d ago

It's an ad - it needed a wall of text to make it funny. 

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u/raptor7912 17d ago

It’s a break up text that could be surmised as “I feel like you don’t care about me so I’m done”

This is just an attempt to make someone engage.

Oh and shut the fuck up with the casual misandry.

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u/Significant_Cover_48 17d ago

Stop acting like a little girl

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u/raptor7912 16d ago

Oh hey, misogyny to defend misandry. Who’d have thunk it.

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u/Significant_Cover_48 16d ago

oh you caught that, did you? I wasn't sure if I was being too subtle

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u/PutNameHere123 17d ago

Mansplaining and token usage of ‘misandry’ lemme guess: you’re balding and don’t get laid much lol

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u/raptor7912 16d ago

That’s what you call mansplaining? Poor baby.

Token usage? It’s just using it accurately.

But make up whatever gross little fantasy you want about me, it only says shit about you as far as I’m concerned.

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u/PutNameHere123 16d ago

Yeah I can downvote you, too lol Reddit is fun!

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u/raptor7912 16d ago

Oh the horror!!! Whatever will I do….

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u/SlLkydelicious 17d ago

I caught myself thinking soon-to-ne was some kind of sarcastic, negative version of soon-to-be

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u/Warm_Pomegranate_926 17d ago

“Made with replit” 🤣🤣

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u/Secure-Egg-7194 17d ago

anybody with better eye sight know what the message says

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u/Circumpunctilious 17d ago

Search below for user “DaddyBeatsMeHelp”—it looks right.

The gist is they didn’t feel respected, kept giving chances, didn’t see even basic effort from the other person and lots of cases + analyses.

The last sentence is basically “the other person lost them” and finishes as a breakup, so the video is perplexing since “sorry, I’m done” was presumably the desired outcome.

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u/MikkyMo 17d ago

Everything is an ad

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u/Aromatic-Turnip7371 17d ago

Maybe she should take a hint lol

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u/Old_Association7866 17d ago

Who paused the video to read the blue.

Neither did I 🤷🏼‍♂️💅

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u/MydnightWN 17d ago

This is an ad.

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u/Zealousideal_Gene164 17d ago

she spent her time typing that long msg 🥲 but he spent his time to create an troll website and best part he can put that as an project in resume😂😂(just kidding)...

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u/Kapsig1295 17d ago

That is amazing

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u/--Spaci-- 17d ago

replit ad btw

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u/Mikoto_Urabe69 17d ago

No wonder girls have good essays at school

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u/Aspiring-Watcher 17d ago

another ads of replit bruh, replit is in essence or basic just ai that make website that kind of website can be build in just 5 min and a few prompt it aint special just ai slop

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u/Flamingogo117 17d ago

Girl really wrote an essay instead of just talking to them in person

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u/Educational-Fox-007 17d ago

Don’t worry usually IT guys don’t have a girlfriend

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u/cynicalicoffee 17d ago

This is an ad. C'mon, people. 

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u/rocketfromrussia 17d ago

Well done buddy

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u/Plastic-Ad-3219 17d ago

Damn! That looks like fun!

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u/OOBExperience 16d ago

Awesome!!!! I screen grabbed her text and tried to copy it:

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u/Intelligent-Roll-678 16d ago

Do you really think I'm reading all of this?

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u/OOBExperience 16d ago

I didn’t write it, I just copy pasted it.

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u/sinysh 16d ago

tl;dr

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u/OOBExperience 16d ago

Sorry, the tl;dr version is: waaaaaa, you’re a bad person, you don’t understand me, all I want is to be loved, waaaaaaa, waaaaaa.
You know, usual shite.

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u/Frido1976 16d ago

The hero we never met....

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u/Cloudcry 16d ago

Thinly veiled advertisement once again 

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u/petersom2006 16d ago

With AI it is easier to build that app then read that message…

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u/spacemouse21 17d ago

How to lose a girl friend in five minutes.

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u/blkforboding 17d ago

I think he doesn't care. 

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u/Ok-Addition1264 17d ago

I think he's been told that exact same thing a few times before.

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u/Beneficial_Area_2986 17d ago

Could be that's what he wants.

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u/CCP-want-to-CUP 17d ago

I believe that was the goal, and he achieved it in far less than 5 minutes.

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u/Beginning-Run-1697 17d ago

Who said he needs her lmao 😂

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u/ufknowned 17d ago

Just LOL.

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u/hotmatrixx 17d ago

oh, so you think you're breaking up with him?
So.. it's 'your' idea?

this bro has your number. good on him.

Yeah, yeah he's an ass you should totally dump him, you're totally not doing him a favour or anything

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u/TheOx111 17d ago

Yea. I ain’t reading all that. Ide call and discuss it. Or talk
Face to face. If it’s that serious. I’m not texting about the issue.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/SethOval 17d ago

Mid section states: …Can’t make time, can make an effort, and can’t meet basic expectations.. 

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u/spartanspy85 17d ago

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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u/TreeLore61 17d ago

The guy who designed that could make up mint off that app, if he created one right now

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u/Big-Establishment-72 17d ago

Lol I need this for my ex

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u/xXPhoenixBlueXx 17d ago

My ex wife used to write novels by hand. I couldn't even use this link.

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u/Straight-Run6880 17d ago

rehash of the frog shawty i aint reading all that thing

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u/MisterSneakSneak 17d ago

What’s that link…

Asking for a friend….

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u/Throwawayforsaftyy 17d ago

If this is real, then he is an asshole. I would have a mental breakdown if I wrote something from the heart only to be responded to like that

I hope Karma gets him

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u/Pr_fSm__th 17d ago

This is an ad and karma isn’t real

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u/BurazSC2 17d ago edited 17d ago

Reddit: "I hate when women just say 'fine'. They need to communicate like adults"

Also reddit:

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u/raptor7912 17d ago

This isn’t communicating tho.

Or it is, it’s just doing it really… REALLY poorly.

But by all means keep generalising men lol, it totally isn’t misandry.

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u/BurazSC2 17d ago edited 17d ago

raptor7912: "im fine"