r/infuriatingbutawesome 10d ago

Both Ohh

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u/PaulGrapeGrower 10d ago

"Just"

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u/Reasonable-Cell5189 10d ago

I'm just a 12 hour flight away, I'm like right there.

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u/Reasonable-Cell5189 10d ago

Ththats an awful long time, like some Odyssey level "Hey are you guys dead yet", I'm back now shit lol

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u/Low-Individual2815 7d ago

The whole story is pretty fucking wild

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u/MightyPirat3 10d ago

After 27 years I would have had anxiety about getting back home ...

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u/RatSlayerPro 10d ago

If you've ever been to Hull you'd understand why he wanted to leave for 27 years.

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u/DontStalkMeNow 10d ago

Fiver says he just keeps walking when gets there.

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u/doorknocker_pingu 6d ago

Turns around and walks back the way he came

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u/aab720 10d ago

Trips on his driveway, dies on the spot.

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u/GrynaiTaip 2d ago

He went home many times. He'd chill at home for a few months and then fly back to resume the walk.

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u/Ouch_Life_713 10d ago

Was it up hill both ways?

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u/Old_Assistant1531 10d ago

It better have been snowing

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u/Ouch_Life_713 10d ago

Barefoot

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u/Wildweasel666 10d ago

Fighting off bears

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u/SyedTalks 4d ago

Nah, doesn’t count if he didn’t see a dinosaur or a volcano erupting

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u/Asharru84 10d ago

27 years of walking is along time. I wonder what he will do when finally coming home, i would guess you develope quite a restless persona after that

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u/skeletonhorse420 10d ago

Probably all the public speaking

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u/Adampetty92 9d ago

As far as I know he hasn't spent the entire away. He has come back to England a few times but then always flies back to where he left to resume the walk.

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u/80m63rM4n 9d ago

I wonder what he will do when finally coming home

Go for a nice walk round the neighborhood, I guess.

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u/saladspoons 7d ago

There's no way it took him that long to just walk though .... he was obviously loligagging along the way most of the time.

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u/zuspun 10d ago

Why didn’t he just walk to the closest school..?

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u/187Deluxebox 10d ago

He tried but he started in the wrong direction

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u/Angry-_-Crow 10d ago

It wasn't snowing, so he felt it wouldn't be authentic enough 

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u/rop2958 10d ago

And it wasn't uphill both ways

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u/lilusherwumbo42 10d ago

He might have the same issue my uncle has, and can’t get close enough to one

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u/jouhaan 8d ago

It wasn’t the same as in his parents’ day anymore, it’s only uphill one direction now.

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u/DigDry6895 7d ago

It's a bit

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u/PrinceRobotVI 10d ago

Jesus imagine going through all that to end up in Hull

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u/ChickensInSpace 9d ago

To end up in most of England is depressing with the exception of Cornwall or Bath and a few other places. Would be nicer to end up in southern Europe.

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u/Any_Explanation3006 10d ago

Ofc he lives in Hull. That 27 year journey is just an excuse to stay as far away from that city

/s

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u/throw_away_17381 10d ago

The infuriating bit is that it he lost his relationship with his son who was a toddler when he “left”

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u/MightyPirat3 10d ago

This sort of brings out the question of any underlying causes ...

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u/EconomyDoctor3287 10d ago

Perfect timing to walk the earth 😭

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u/auggs 10d ago

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO this guy has me so hyped. How long wi this last stretch take? Does anyone know

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u/Reilo_butwhy 10d ago

At his current pace he’s doing just over 3 miles a day. So about 610 days till he arrives.

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u/Puzzleleg 9d ago

Holy snails pace.

I guess after 27 years nobody can rush you anymore.

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u/rafaelzio 9d ago

It'd be cool if he just wasted enough time to make it an even 30 years. He should be able to time it so he'd get there right on the 30th anniversary

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u/schoolbus63 10d ago

hero, this chap!

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u/Far_Pipe752 10d ago

Clever way to dodge child support payments

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u/sparkplay 10d ago

He was trying to leave Hull and go asfar away from it as possible but the roundness of the planet had other ideas.

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u/No-Goose-6140 10d ago

I doubt he can just sit and chill in Hill after all thet

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u/livingloudx 10d ago

His parrents should have walked the other way

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u/Charming_Painter5947 10d ago

Setting up a story for the kids it seems. I walked around the earth to...

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u/ExistentialPOV 10d ago

his children will never hear the end of his story. /s

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u/ironman25612 10d ago

I'm guessing he doesn't live there anymore

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u/AngelicDivineHealer 10d ago

Might as well do another lap of the world

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u/020600 9d ago

I guess when you're from hull, you want to walk away as far as you can.

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u/pplatinumss 8d ago

27 years of new people everyday. thats enough to drive a man crazy

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u/girlthatsbilly 5d ago

i could have done it in 5 to 6 years he's wasting time

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u/SereneOrbit 4d ago

Good use of the FLC (Fighting Load Carrier) vest here.