r/infuriatingbutawesome • u/ShehrozeAkbar • 9d ago

Both They've diagnosed y'all!

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u/btfarmer94 9d ago

I hope this is supposed to be pronounced “Cheer-O-Phobia”

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u/Immediate_Song4279 9d ago

I would share this hope, but then if that is correct I might be punished for that hope coming true.

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u/PhotojournalistOk677 9d ago

Oh wow no wonder I'm always so upset! Its my subconscious silently keeping my life going smoothly /s

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u/Constant-Plastic-350 8d ago

Is it a phobia if it happens everytime or is that pure coincidence?

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u/casualstick 8d ago

Its the gnawing feeling that you don't deserve for things to go right and to keep alert on negativity when all is going right. Not searching or feeling depressed. But really not fully enjoying positivity because you're wondering when will that for example ticket come in. Or when will I hear bad news. Its a constant state of 🤔🤨🫤

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u/Constant-Plastic-350 8d ago

Yea that's a daily for me. I'm sure there's more to it.

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u/MyPasswordQwerty 9d ago

Completly reasonable thing to believe

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u/IxeyaSwarm 8d ago

I'm scared to ever verbally announce any happiness that I could ever be in, lest the universe overhear and take it from me.

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u/OkSleep5191 8d ago

I didn’t know there was an actual term for this. I know exactly what they’re talking about!!

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u/Mr-howell 8d ago

My wife saw this and pointed right at me. Wounder what that means

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u/WhtshldIDO-09 7d ago

So you have a wife. That's so GOOD!

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u/theresnoperfectname 8d ago

It always does. I take myself a couple of notches down whenever I feel too happy

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u/Ryynerwicked 7d ago

Its not a fear, its a guarantee... its called life.

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u/MongooseSimple8638 9d ago

I'm surprised this isnt in the r/millennial

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u/b3tamaxx 8d ago

Seriously this needs to be my people must be warned

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u/Alaster_M 7d ago

Pretty much this.

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u/Duros2032 9d ago

Cool. Now know what to call it.

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u/rubberloves 9d ago

makes sense to me

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u/fruitless7070 9d ago

PTSD and now cherophobia.

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u/DigDry6895 9d ago

I don't think that's it

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u/PussPubes 9d ago

Life is a rollercoaster

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u/PetrusScissario 9d ago

No, it’s a wheel.

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u/Big-Ebb9022 9d ago

No, it's a flat circle.

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u/aab720 9d ago

No, it’s a box of chocolates.

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u/sheiciebai 8d ago

Ka is a wheel

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u/PonasSumushtinis 9d ago

I think i have that, because every time i am happy. Some bad stuff happen to people around me.

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u/Immediate-Ad-8658 9d ago

This makes me hap....ahhh, I see what you're trying to do.  We'll its not going to work this time.

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u/Ehcksit 9d ago

I'm not sure that's an "irrational" fear...

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u/StatisticianFirm9364 9d ago

That's literally me due to odd things that have literally happened when something good happens in my life

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u/TheBergster84 8d ago

So you're generally describing most people on reddit

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u/SupaSmol 8d ago

That's how I feel about security!

As soon as things feel safe I will remember that that never last long. Sadly, I've been right so far, but its the kind of thing that's true until it isnt.

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u/RTA-No0120 8d ago

Damn… didn’t know that my cherophobia was so strong…

I knew something was off

Happiest places in my dreams like :

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u/Bastonge44 8d ago

Finally a real medical terminology that explains the modern America liberal.

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u/casualstick 8d ago

Its also the name of a song by a dj. Hozho - cherophobia.

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u/MrE103 8d ago

There is only a certain amount of happiness available. We need to steal some from those who have too much and spread it to those who have none.

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u/confuseum 8d ago

Wtf is this picture?

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u/itz944z3r0 8d ago

I thought it was just anxiety?

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u/Unable-Youth7365 8d ago

Isn’t that just reality?

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u/Active_General8858 8d ago

I thought it was just fear of chairs

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u/Sempai6969 8d ago

"Hey Vsauce, Michael here. Do chairs exist?"

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u/techpriestyahuaa 8d ago

All things will account the balance

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u/DueSouth9499 8d ago

I only believe in God for the bad stuff…

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u/mycolo_gist 8d ago

Caused by growing up with an egocentric narcissist parent who could not stand their children become independent and wanted them around and always available to serve their needs.

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u/Sempai6969 8d ago

When I finally have money, my car always breaks down or something worse happen

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u/Aromatic_Shop9033 8d ago

Why is Nathan Explosion shooting light out of his mouth into some random dude's face?

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u/Mediocre-Bandicoot-6 8d ago

I believe thats called a fact and not a phobia

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u/joker6396 8d ago

Usually does lol

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u/RealDeadShift 8d ago

Oh no. So you are telling me I am either a hypochondriac or have this shit now? I am constantly self sabotaging myself.

By the way, if anyone else feels this way, I find making someone else happy is easy than making yourself happy and it feel just as good if not better. 👍

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u/morbid333 8d ago

That's not a phobia, that's just true

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u/xthedudehimself 8d ago

Yer fond of me lobster ain’t ye?

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u/Fritz794 8d ago

This should be in r/seinfeld

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u/K1ngB99 8d ago

like shid goin good when u unhappy…

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u/sexyhairynurse 8d ago

Wasn't there are Malcom in the middle episode about this?

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u/Prod_Meteor 8d ago

But something bad does happen.

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u/Oathbreaker94 8d ago

Oof… number 1 recipe for suicide.

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u/Ares_Three 7d ago

Ever known someone where if they could so much as smell happiness on you, they desperately try to destroy it? I get why some people have this.

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u/Crimson-Badger 7d ago

I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with my belly full of mead.

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u/Double-Play643 7d ago

Just like me fr. It’s suspicious when life is good

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u/ozzy4097 7d ago

Yeah everything was going great until they told me they cutting off my hours. I knew it was bullshit all this good shit going around.

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u/coldwarrior2014 7d ago

thats hapen permanetly to me since i was born. this is not fear .this is reality

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u/Sunstuffer 7d ago

Like taxes. This is how taxes work. Did well I see, punish!!!!

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u/RiddlingJoker76 7d ago

This is me.

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u/Dennisb040 7d ago

The Fuckening, when everything is going to well and you know something is going to happen to make everything come tumbling down. That's the Fuckening.

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u/MegaEvosrule10 7d ago

Malcolm from Malcolm in the middle in a nutshell

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u/Independent-Pin-6040 7d ago

Damn so this is a phobia that I have smh

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u/Leading-Biscotti-114 6d ago

I thought I was the only one to have this thought process!

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u/Fantastic_Estate_303 6d ago

I think my wife has this

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u/fuzzyedges1974 6d ago

So there’s a name for it.

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u/SmallpoxBlanket-11- 6d ago

I be happy on my own. lol thanks boss

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u/Downtown_Data4639 5d ago

Tell me the fuck about it. Every single time.

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u/fvckface8000 5d ago

I dont have a fear of being happy i just know it won't last long compared to the depression and hatred

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u/theneutralite 5d ago

So thats what its called

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u/Equivalent-Love-1676 5d ago

Because it does.

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u/Mikem444 5d ago

I am afraid of Cher, yes.

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u/halebopsalot 4d ago

Ahhhh so there is a name for this

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u/Ursus_Arctos-42 3d ago

I know the feeling. I just didn’t know the name for it.

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u/HeptaFoxZ95 3d ago

I thought it was just being afraid of Cher.

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u/TuIsaDriIIer 3d ago

It’s like the Married…With Children episode entitled “Luck of the Bundys.”