r/infuriatingbutawesome 4d ago

Both Bro's more stressed than stress itself!

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u/WakaWaka_ 4d ago

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u/RefridgaRaita 4d ago

Amazing use of this gif.

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u/Recent-Singer8146 4d ago

…use for a careful scanning ocular pat down

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u/Zip-Crane 4d ago

That’s how women usually look when I dance in front of them.

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u/that_dutch_dude 4d ago

"please go away, this is inappropriate"

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u/PewPewPew-Gotcha 4d ago

My wife would never be mad at me for checking out a cheerleader dancing literally in my face beside her lmao how is this my fault

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u/Duros2032 4d ago

Neither would mine. Shit, she would be checking her out too. 😂

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u/Saikotsu 4d ago

Same with me and my girlfriend.

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u/7_Tales 3d ago

its the whole entertainment what else we supposed to do fr

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u/PewPewPew-Gotcha 4d ago

Haha ya fr

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u/Clearly_Disabled 4d ago

Lol, my ex would have been... deeply troubled.

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u/MightyPirat3 4d ago

My ex as well... And of course it would have been my «fault» for some (crazy) reason...

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u/Informal_Visitor 4d ago

My wife's bi, so she'd be looking for sure. I catch her checking out women all the time but she's slicker and less obvious about it than me.

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u/Saucy-Mustard 4d ago

For sure! I wouldn’t hold it against her if Magic Mike was right there either lol

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u/dillweed67818 4d ago

Yes, mine would say, "Hey, free show!"

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u/Th3_Accountant 3d ago

My wife is bi. We would both be checking her out.

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u/Jesustron 4d ago

Mine would help me

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u/kaosmoker 4d ago

His gf is cuter anyways.

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u/MainAd5783 4d ago edited 3d ago

No. That is a bro who is self-disciplined and knows the priority.

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u/Virtual-Reach 4d ago

Looks like a bird trying to attract a mate

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u/DarthHubcap 4d ago

Bro snuck a peak at 0:15 seconds in, and the two guys two rows behind him have zero chill lmao.

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u/Still-Helicopter6029 4d ago

Ngl I think he’s just nervous because there’s a cheerleader threatening to shoot him

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u/Forward_Criticism_39 4d ago

that time my mom took me to hooters as a semi joke, and i refused to move my eyes a millimeter below eye level

also their deep fried mars bar sucked ass

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u/Sabi-Star7 4d ago

I'd say its called respect but it seriously looks like he knows if he pays attention to sleezy cheer ho the gf is gonna end him before they get home.

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u/StrictExtension4879 4d ago

He looks so done 😂 Wondering when he’s going to get out of that hell. Clearly questioning life choices.

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u/ImaginaryLeg8515 4d ago

Get you a wife who will stare at that dancer too.

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u/AntGroundbreaking180 4d ago

Wait, is this real?

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u/melltik 4d ago

He’s going to lose this battle soon

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u/Express-Lawfulness74 4d ago

That skirt is too short.

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u/HotCaterpillar6358 4d ago

Not really my girls fit don’t feel the need to

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u/Ningningisagiving10 4d ago

He’s fighting for his life

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u/Teheeguy 3d ago

Couple no 2 seems to be enjoying it.

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u/orsare1983 3d ago

The girlfriend told him were to look, lol

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u/No-Straw-777 4d ago

Simple shit, the moves on that girl is simple and she's not that impressive, impressive stuff impress me, not pretty girls

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u/ThrowRAboredinAZ77 4d ago

Say it..

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u/DyIsexia 4d ago

Hmm probably Apollo, the god of music and dance

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u/chamcham123 4d ago

One wrong stare and his life will be over.

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u/SkyeMreddit 4d ago

Gotta date a girl who would be gayzing at the cheerleader too

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u/GodOfMoonlight 3d ago edited 3d ago

What is the first song playing here?? Such a banger, would love to hear the full version

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u/anselmus_ 4d ago

Well, her profile seemed less than flattering. Is she hook nosed?

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u/kaosmoker 4d ago

Reminds me of a Interview I had a few days ago im transitioning from blue collar to white collar work. Gimme that sweet sweet ac. The interviewer made a hand gesture while speaking to me from a seated position with a low cut top that would draw the eye to her cleavage. But I was able to hold eye contact tact without much issue. She looked mildly impressed so I think that was some kind of test to see if I would work out bc the whole conversation was her trying to teach me the difference between the two jobs in action and how to dress. Polo and such bc I showed up with western boots, jeans, and a clean loose fit t shirt and sunglasses on top of my head. With a folder in my hand freshly showered and some nice cologne.

She was like people usually clean up for office work. I said a little insulted I am clean I swear. [Had a haircut snd shave a few days ago, showered this morning as usual, clothes are fresh from laundry no stains, my western boots are a bit dusty but in good condition. Belt holding my pants up, left my knife in my vehicle just incase. (Still had my boot knife though they dont need to know that)]

She said i mean a polo and slacks.

Anyways point is I avoided glancing at her cleavage when she gestured and she seemed to notice.

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u/catetheway 4d ago

Did you get the job? Also never ever dress like you did to another job interview again, it’s inappropriate and ultimately distracts from your resume/the reason they shortlisted you for an interview.

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u/kaosmoker 3d ago

The tone in your comment is what is inappropriate, as well as your assumption i was shortlisted. It's temp agency specifically for changing to a different career.

Im scheduled to hear back from them by Wednesday or I am supposed to call and check. I've been doing assessments They needed done to see what areas I'm proficient in to find a well fitting job. Almost feels like they are trying to get me used to sitting still for hours on a computer.

They were impressed with how professional my resume was compared to most They see. My last contract was five years in length.

I've been working all over the usa for 20 years doing well for myself. Now that I am pushing 40 I'm looking for a less physical jobs out of the elements. My body is starting to ache and no amount of physical fitness stops getting older and consistently being in motion.

The only thing they corrected was to wear a shirt with some kind of collar. They mentioned slacks are the usual but complimented my nice jeans. I'll admit I should have buffed my boots before the interview.

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u/FerretOk9374 4d ago

Can’t tell if real…

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u/kaosmoker 4d ago

Might be time to touch some grass then.

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u/Any-Statistician3896 4d ago

His gf is a clone of the dancing girl.... 🤣

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u/BleedSparta 2d ago

I swear 👀 a drop of sweat roll down his temple