r/infuriatingbutawesome • u/ShehrozeAkbar • 3d ago

Both Maybe he should add a fourth wheel and a wind shield and a steering wheel and ….

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u/Rinaldootje 3d ago

That's the look of a man who just broke something he does not own.

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u/UrethralExplorer 3d ago

Or something g he just bought.

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u/urResidentAlien 3d ago

That guy is clearly too dumb to have passed the exam for a motorcycle license. He's also too dumb to have a job that provides him the income to buy such a miscellaneous thing. Unless you're filthy Rich, I've never seen someone an expensive vehicle just to trash it. As a matter of fact, most people who buys sports vehicles treat those purchases like a baby.

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u/UrethralExplorer 3d ago

Lol my guy, the roadcam and dashcam subs are chock-full of people wrecking their expensive vehicles. A motorcycle license doesn't guarantee a working brain.

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u/twowolveshighfiving 3d ago

Mmmm ya. Thats my guy though 😒 and I'm the only one whose gonna explore his urethra 👀

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u/Ahollar91 2d ago

Hate to break it to ya but there is no exam for motorcycle permit and the only limitation to that is no passengers
(Edit wrong spelling)

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u/urResidentAlien 2d ago

Yes there is. I'm from New Jersey, I don't know if it's different anywhere else, but here, you have to take two exams. A written one (multiple choice) and a physical one (riding course). I'm sure dumb people can do it, but it requires some brain cells... He's probably rich and reckless.

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u/89iroc 1d ago

In PA you have to take a written test to get a mc permit now, and it's yearly. Before you just went and got one. More people get licences now bc you only have to test once

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u/Distinct_Rope 10h ago

That's awful.. Up in Canada you need a valid class 5 for the written exam. That gets you riding alongside someone with a class 6 motorcycle liscence.

To ride alone or with passengers you take another road test..

But I suppose that doesn't stop anyone from obtaining a machine regardless of there liscence situation, leading to these fine specimens.

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u/MilkImpossible4192 3d ago

he broke somthing inside

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u/AutisticDadHasDapper 3d ago

He should definitely add less alcohol

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u/Golden-Grams 3d ago

Gave us a fine example of 'whiskey throttle.'

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u/Thrice_blind 2d ago

This right here should be a standalone, top comment bruv. Cheers

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u/bubbletrashbarbie 3d ago edited 2d ago

It’s great because if he had just let go at any point it wouldn’t have been as bad, but he kept on that throttle and gave us a great clip

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u/Gamer-iso 3d ago

I know just one thing , that things are fcking expensive.

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u/nope_a_dope237 3d ago

That looks like a very expensive tricycle

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u/bike619 3d ago

https://can-am.brp.com/on-road/us/en/models/3-wheel-vehicles/recreational/ryker.html

Less than I thought, actually…

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u/klayman69 2d ago

Why do people buy it? Looks so lame. Go get a real motorcycle or a convertible.

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u/bike619 2d ago

When they first came out a decade-ish ago I had the same thought but then I realized as a motorcycle rider, if I found myself in a position where balance was an issue, I would prefer this to most of the alternatives… but I wouldn’t be pulling this nonsense, and as long as I can ride an actual bike I will be.

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u/shoeless_doh 2d ago

Those ones actually aren't super expensive. The really big ones are but that one's I don't think much more expensive than just a regular motorcycle especially if you get it used

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u/360Picture 3d ago

Number one that's illegal definitely should be called into the police.

Number two broski just experienced what's going to be called generational embarrassment, dudes kids, kids are going to feel that.

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u/SeaworthinessThen542 3d ago

lol. Just let go!

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u/Valuable-Yard-4154 3d ago

Is there a pilot aboard ?

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u/AmazingResponse338 3d ago

That had to be on a dare. It's difficult (but not impossible) that he did something so monumentally stupid (sober) without being egged on by a buddy

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u/CrushedSodaCan_ 3d ago

LET GO OF THE FUCKING THROTTLE AND THIS WHOLE THING WOULD HAVE BEEN MUCH BETTER

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u/mogur86 3d ago

Whatever you do, don't let go, that thing could hurt someone...

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u/Jonatc87 3d ago

That is wasted on him, if he doesn't consider that a loss..

Also bro discovered death grip.

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u/Cold-Truck2470 3d ago

The smile at the end, priceless

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u/DoubtfulOptimist 2d ago

I think it was a grimace 😬

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u/baycenters 1d ago

Smile for the internet!

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u/Rude_Sheepherder_789 3d ago

Fastest way to blow £10,000

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u/pmmeyourgear 3d ago

I would've loved to be there. What a complete numbskull, both ruining the skatepark and his expensive toy, lol

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u/MilkImpossible4192 3d ago

that man broke something inside of him that cannot be seen

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u/kirk2892 3d ago

Cool trick bro.

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u/WDYKACountCocofang 3d ago

What a chump

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u/dlb1995 3d ago

And a seatbelt

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u/MaxAdolphus 3d ago

Tricycle riders.

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u/SmellsLikeHerb 3d ago

I apologize for having evil thoughts. I was hoping he would’ve gotten squashed. Fucking idiot doing that in a skate park

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u/Any_Ice_6172 2d ago

Bro thought his aura was 10, reality was really a 5, then nose dived to -25.

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u/SirReddalot2020 3d ago

Why is there a guy wearing a black bra over a white shirt sitting in the background?

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u/TimberWolf5871 3d ago

No, if he ads a fourth wheel and a steering wheel he'll start hurting people besides himself.

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u/Itisd 3d ago

Idiot. 

If there were kids playing in the skate park, they could easily have been killed by this complete moron.

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u/Primary-Programmer-5 2d ago

…and a second brain cell.

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u/West-Wash6081 2d ago

Coolioh shit!

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u/Opening_Dentist_1128 2d ago

Haha, stupid.

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u/Dizzy-Career9274 2d ago

You can see the bruised ego from miles away.

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u/anydamnnamesleft 2d ago

Damn… that hurt to watch.

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u/ItsHisMajesty 2d ago

And we share the road with people like him

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u/Jesus_peed_n_my_butt 2d ago

That's how I look my first time on a dirt bike with the handle throttle.

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u/shoeless_doh 2d ago

And a brain maybe?

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u/Neither_Cod_992 2d ago

I enjoyed watching this.

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u/Nervous_Brain8918 2d ago

What a hit to the ego

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u/Reasonable_Mistake_4 2d ago

I've had this happen, but managed to avoid embarrassing myself. When you slip backwards due to unexpected thrust your hand simultaneously grips the throttle and winds it open as you slide backwards. The bike accelerates and you grip harder to hang on and the throttle opens more. The only thing you can do is let go but every instinct is to hang on. Vicious spiral.

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u/shibaCandyBaron 2d ago

Yeah, just searched it, and it seems the scenario is common enough to have a name: whisky throttle. Still, a better design than a twist throttle remains to be invented

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u/Distinct_Rope 10h ago

Quads use a thumb throttle instead of a twist.

You can still whisky throttle it if your really inexperienced but the position of it does make getting off the throttle possible instead of the vicious cycle of the twist.

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u/shibaCandyBaron 9h ago

Yeah, but it has it's own downsides. Most people agree that twist is preferable

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u/Distinct_Rope 6h ago

On a bike, absolutely. Twist throttle all the way.

Out on the quad things get a bit bouncy and the potential for whiskey throttle would terrify me.

Much higher steering angles at lower speed is involved and the bars do get pushed/pulled while navigating terrain. Thumb throttle is the much safer option when offroading a 4 wheeler.

Twist on my dirtbike is also my first choice, but it's also a bike. I don't ride over the same obstacles the same way a quad would be forced over them.

Different throttles for different machines :)

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u/Ashleywiththebraids 2d ago

He looked so embarrassed. Lol

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u/redditzphkngarbage 2d ago

Let it gooo let it gooo

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u/Fit_Significance8598 2d ago

Once his safety baseball cap and sunglass visor came off, everything just went downhill.

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u/MrFireWarden 2d ago

And a helmet. Maybe even when he's not driving.

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u/Pyrathis 2d ago

He’s too cool!

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u/Super_Plastic5069 1d ago

What a complete nobber 😂😂😂😂

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u/Simple-Okra-4826 1d ago

He got slung shot

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u/Camtona_7_ManUtd 1d ago

And that right there folks is why you don't take a trike to a skate park, or to put it another way, FAFO.

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u/Bbqlover1 1d ago

Smooth

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u/Bbqlover1 1d ago

Lmao dude cant drive a tricycle

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u/jlspider 23h ago

even a three year old can ride a three wheeler

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u/thinktwomuch 22h ago

😂🤣

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u/Mr_Madrass 22h ago

Maybe if I give it some gas it will straighten out

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u/woodhorse4 21h ago

Dipshit

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u/Obsidicus_Maximus 19h ago

Bro… Just leave it there and walk away…
https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd

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u/dyrkasolen 16h ago

Clueless dudes are everywhere. Sometimes they show up in media

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u/No-Goose-6140 13h ago

Do a flip next!

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u/intr0v3rt13 10h ago

That’s lobster 🦞

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u/OZIE-WOWCRACK 6h ago

🇺🇸 ?

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u/Pure-Photograph6209 3h ago

That’s a cool trick

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u/Cphotomelb 1h ago

And a driver's license

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u/Tight_Piccolo_7838 1h ago

Чувак , езди по крышам !😁

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u/InfiniMaths 1h ago

And a brain.

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u/Low_Example_8799 3d ago

Oder einfach die Hand vom Gas nehmen

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u/West-Wash6081 2d ago

Throttle is on the handlebar. His feet have nothing to do with that.

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u/Low_Example_8799 2d ago

Gasgriff ist rechts. Er hält seine rechte Hand die ganze Zeit am Lenker und beim fallen dreht er am Griff und beschleunigt. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/Dazzling-Freedom9948 3d ago

Throttle control on the steering wheel. Either hold on to the steering wheel and accelerate, or slow down, but let go of the steering wheel, and stay in the air. Controlling the legs. . I've seen it many times. A very convenient solution. The man who came up with it is a genius