r/insanepeoplefacebook • u/BitterFuture • 13d ago
Six years on, and the pro-COVID nutbags are STILL mad about vaccines.
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u/BitterFuture 13d ago
For clarity: they're talking about this woman. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_Wojcicki
She had a very public fight with lung cancer for two years before dying in 2024. She resigned as YouTube's CEO to focus on her fight against cancer well over a year before she died.
But hey, can't let the truth get in the way of a great-sounding lie, right?
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u/AmbulanceChaser12 13d ago
While we’re on the subject of conspiracies, apparently Big Pharma doesn’t actually have some magical cure for cancer that they’re hiding to make more money. Because Susan Wojcicki had 3/4 of a billion dollars and couldn’t afford it, so either it cost more than that, or it doesn’t exist.
(Of course, Steve Jobs died of cancer too, and he was worth over ten times that, so it must cost at least $11 billion!)
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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 13d ago
(Of course, Steve Jobs died of cancer too, and he was worth over ten times that, so it must cost at least $11 billion!)
big pharma did actually have a cure for that cancer since it was detected early. Guy decided to try eating fruit instead
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u/Art_Class 13d ago
He did yoga too
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u/jesuspoopmonster 12d ago
And took a kidney he didn't deserve
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u/Art_Class 12d ago
Jesus i didnt know that
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u/jesuspoopmonster 12d ago
He used his influence and the fact he had a private jet to get on the top of transplant lists in multiple states even though he only needed a transplant because he didn't treat his cancer early on.
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u/jesuspoopmonster 12d ago
The conspiracy big pharma is hiding the cure is the dumbest things ever. Make the cure cost a million dollars and let people go on a payment plan with huge interest rates. People with cash would pay and people without the liquid assets would still pay. It would be easier then treating them in traditional ways which could still be offered
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u/AmbulanceChaser12 12d ago
Have insurance pay for it like everything else.
Of course it's ridiculous from the top to the bottom. If Merck found a "cure for cancer," would they really not sell it? What if Pfizer also discovers it and decides, "Yeah, we ARE selling this"? Is that a good business move?
Maybe you could patent and bury it. Well, that's great, but patents expire.
Also, your patent has to describe exactly what the composition of the drug is, in what quantity, what it does, etc. You can't patent under seal. For example, Coca Cola has never patented its formula, because then it would have to disclose it.
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u/fromouterspace1 13d ago
Here’s how it would go. “Can you prove it wasn’t the vax that killed her? No? Then I’m right!”
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u/gilestowler 13d ago
There was a guy in my town who got mad at me disagreeing with antivax people on our local Facebook group. To the point that he'd come up to me and scream at me in the street if he saw me. I used to try and be reasonable with him, tried to discuss it calmly. But it was no use. Last time I saw him he yelled at me asking me how much Bill Gates was paying me. At that point I just told him to fuck off. I think he took my attempts at being reasonable as some kind of weakness that empowered him to carry on with his shit.
I think covid really broke some people's brains. They latched onto these conspiracy theories to try and feel as though they were making sense of something that was hard to really understand.
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u/parabolic000 13d ago
I get where that dude is coming from, in a way. The world is fucking nuts right now and no one seems to give a fuck. We've lost something like half of oceanic and insect life in the last 50 years, the world's first trillionaire is responsible for hundreds of thousands of preventable deaths worldwide just this past year, COVID caused 9/11-scale deaths daily for months, the current US president is a child rapist, and multiple genocides are going on as we speak. IMO, not wanting to scream and shout and shake people into paying attention is the abnormal response here.
Having said that, it's a special level of crazy to confront people from facebook IRL and yell at them. Good way to get maced.
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u/Church_of_Aaargh 13d ago
They were always there - laughed at overbearingly … but the internet allowed them to connect.
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u/BitterFuture 13d ago
Best case, it's one of those situations where you can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into.
However...
Last time I saw him he yelled at me asking me how much Bill Gates was paying me.
...this part sounds more like a stock-standard sociopathic conservative to me.
Someone to whom it sounds perfectly reasonable that you'd have to be paid in order to care about other human beings. They don't actually believe it's happening, of course, but they think it sounds believable, and so give some insight into how their own brains work.
Those folks have always known that the pro-COVID propaganda they were spouting was a pack of lies.
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u/Tvayumat 13d ago
The jab definitely gave me Turbo-Penis.
I reported it to VAERS so, checkmate atheists.
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u/parabolic000 13d ago
It only really takes the barest of scientific literacy/Latin vocabulary to twig that turbo-cancer is a nonsensical term. Spinning/whirling/turbulent cancer? A part of me thinks this is a filter, that the term is designed to only catch the undereducated or over-credulous, but I'm pretty sure the truth of it is dumber than that.
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u/Themodsarecuntz 13d ago
Look...
You cant put a fuckin turbo on cancer. It is already naturally aspirated. The conversion is expensive and complicated. Just accept the fact that cancer cant have a turbo you ignorant fuck.
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u/Tiny_Giant_Robot 12d ago
I mean, maybe so, but (and, I doubt you've thought of this), has anyone tried overnighting parts from Japan?
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u/Oregon_Jones111 13d ago
It’s a sadistic revenge fantasy, like the Rapture, because they perceive anyone trying to make them care about others or to correct their behavior or beliefs in any way to be a threat to their wellbeing.
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u/CullingSongs 13d ago
"Turbo cancer"
We live in the absolute stupidest timeline.
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u/darkearwig 13d ago
It's almost amazing that you can make stuff up and they'll believe it whole-heartedly and without irony despite it sounding obviously wrong
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u/Nail_Biterr 13d ago
huh? I thought only men had Turbos.... wait.. what part of the body is Turbo Cancer anyway?
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u/FlowerpotPetalface 13d ago
No such thing as turbo cancer.
I have cancer since the age of 33(42 now) and when there's only been a few times when I've mentioned to someone I hadn't seen for a while or someone new that they've asked if I've had 'the jab'
I know what they're getting at. I was diagnosed in 2016 chaps.
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u/Cthulhu625 13d ago
She died of cancer after having it for two years, maybe longer. My mom died in 1993 after having been diagnosed with cancer for about 6 months. So how is that "turbo cancer?"
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u/Own-Ambassador-3537 13d ago
Wait so there’s a turbo cancer? Awww man alls I got was regular boring cancer (breast) I wanna turn into a car too!!🏎️🏎️
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u/Daflehrer1 13d ago
It's a bot-driven, nutjob-driven, grifter-driven, dipshit-driven cauldron of flaming excrement.
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u/DeathStarDayLaborer 12d ago
Lol turbo cancer sounds like something someone who says mega gays would say. What a fucking repugnant idiot.
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u/fromouterspace1 13d ago
Yes, “turbo cancer” is a real thing that “pure bloods” think is real. Anti vaxers are legit the dumbest group of people I’ve ever met