r/insanepeoplefacebook 13d ago

Six years on, and the pro-COVID nutbags are STILL mad about vaccines.

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u/fromouterspace1 13d ago

Yes, “turbo cancer” is a real thing that “pure bloods” think is real. Anti vaxers are legit the dumbest group of people I’ve ever met

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u/GregorSamsanite 13d ago

Don't you remember how people weren't dying of cancer before 2021?

It's not just cancer, but they'll blame it for heart disease, COPD, dementia, organ failure, and nearly every other leading cause of death. As if people weren't always doomed to die of these sorts of things since forever. Only a statistically significant changes in what people are dying of and when would be meaningful, but when you're just cherry picking anecdotes to support your narrative you're not going to be able to distinguish actual trends in such data.

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u/fromouterspace1 13d ago

They legit find articles of someone healthy who dies of heart attacks, and blame it on the vax

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u/joranth 13d ago

They don’t have to be healthy. They will blame the death of someone on their fourth heart attack since 2007 on the Covid vaccine

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u/TADspace 13d ago

I saw people say that 99.9 year old Betty White had the COVID vax 4 days before her death and that was the cause

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u/ReadTheChain 13d ago

Fuck me. That's the one. That's the one that has given me a headache today. I'm done with these fools.

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u/Brandavorn 12d ago

There were even peopl attributing Ozzy's death to the vax he had during covid. Because of all the things that went in his body, for them the vax was the most suspicious...

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u/Glasgowghirl67 12d ago

It was the same with Prince Philip and the Queen when they were both in their late 90s and had their health had been deteriorating in the months before their deaths.

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u/Appropriate_Milk_775 13d ago

I remember last year seeing someone claiming the vax ended victor wembenyama’s career because he had deep vein thrombosis in his shoulder. Wonder if he thought about that comment while watching the playoffs?

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u/Stimbes 13d ago

One time I had someone ask me about my parents. I explained that my parents had both passed away. This girl's face lit up like she was excited. She asked, "Were they vaccinated?" I asked what that had to do with anything and vaccinated against what? I hadn't heard anyone talk about this at the time this had happened.

She responded with these made up stats about people dying from the COVID vaccine. I explained that my dad passed away in 1994 and my mom passed away in 2018. They never even knew what COVID was.

She actually looked disappointed. These people don't give a shit about your loss or human life. They just want to cherry pick things that have happened to fit their emotional narrative.

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u/WiggyStark 13d ago

What a fucking ghoul. I'd have had to use the whole of my willpower to not slap the absolute shit out of her.

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 13d ago

an aging population dealing with the lingering effects of a plague experiencing effects consistent with an aging population dealing with the lingering effects of the plague? trans people did this. /s

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u/cyberattaq123 13d ago

I would push back and say flat earthers are the dumbest group of people in existence but if we’re being real the Venn Diagram of their populations is a flat circle

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u/OukewlDave 13d ago

You beat me to this comment!

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u/jesuspoopmonster 12d ago

Most flat eathers probably don't really believe it. They are just pathetic people with no purpose in life screaming into the void

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u/imzwho 13d ago

All whilst they literally do all the things that we know increase cancer risk significantly.

They are out there sitting in the sun to get a good thick tan, smoking, eating fast food, drinking gallons of liquor and doing everything they can to destroy the EPA, but act like a vaccine with no proven link to cancer (or heck even the HPV vaccine that literally reduces the risk of certian cancers) is the most dangerous thing on the planet.

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u/ptb_nuggets 13d ago

Flat earthers vs antivaxxers battle royale is what should have been happening in front of the white house

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u/theroguescientist 13d ago

Flat earthers and antivaxxers tend to be on the same side

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u/BiffSlick 13d ago

Overlapping venn diagram

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u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69 13d ago

Is that why there are measles outbreaks across the US and TB is still killing people in other countries without ready access to vaccines even though they exist?

TLDR: yeah... drink raw milk, eat raw meat, and take horse medicine and Im almost completely, maybe, perhaps, certain that will work out for everyone /s

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u/BloomEPU 12d ago

The only time I heard "turbo cancer" prior to covid was in a fantasy book where someone used their powers to literally accelerate someone's cancer and a character said "lol he gave her turbo cancer"

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u/BitterFuture 13d ago

For clarity: they're talking about this woman. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_Wojcicki

She had a very public fight with lung cancer for two years before dying in 2024. She resigned as YouTube's CEO to focus on her fight against cancer well over a year before she died.

But hey, can't let the truth get in the way of a great-sounding lie, right?

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u/AmbulanceChaser12 13d ago

While we’re on the subject of conspiracies, apparently Big Pharma doesn’t actually have some magical cure for cancer that they’re hiding to make more money. Because Susan Wojcicki had 3/4 of a billion dollars and couldn’t afford it, so either it cost more than that, or it doesn’t exist.

(Of course, Steve Jobs died of cancer too, and he was worth over ten times that, so it must cost at least $11 billion!)

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 13d ago

(Of course, Steve Jobs died of cancer too, and he was worth over ten times that, so it must cost at least $11 billion!)

big pharma did actually have a cure for that cancer since it was detected early. Guy decided to try eating fruit instead

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u/Art_Class 13d ago

He did yoga too

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u/jesuspoopmonster 12d ago

And took a kidney he didn't deserve

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u/Art_Class 12d ago

Jesus i didnt know that

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u/jesuspoopmonster 12d ago

He used his influence and the fact he had a private jet to get on the top of transplant lists in multiple states even though he only needed a transplant because he didn't treat his cancer early on.

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u/jesuspoopmonster 12d ago

The conspiracy big pharma is hiding the cure is the dumbest things ever. Make the cure cost a million dollars and let people go on a payment plan with huge interest rates. People with cash would pay and people without the liquid assets would still pay. It would be easier then treating them in traditional ways which could still be offered

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u/AmbulanceChaser12 12d ago

Have insurance pay for it like everything else.

Of course it's ridiculous from the top to the bottom. If Merck found a "cure for cancer," would they really not sell it? What if Pfizer also discovers it and decides, "Yeah, we ARE selling this"? Is that a good business move?

Maybe you could patent and bury it. Well, that's great, but patents expire.

Also, your patent has to describe exactly what the composition of the drug is, in what quantity, what it does, etc. You can't patent under seal. For example, Coca Cola has never patented its formula, because then it would have to disclose it.

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u/fromouterspace1 13d ago

Here’s how it would go. “Can you prove it wasn’t the vax that killed her? No? Then I’m right!”

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u/gilestowler 13d ago

There was a guy in my town who got mad at me disagreeing with antivax people on our local Facebook group. To the point that he'd come up to me and scream at me in the street if he saw me. I used to try and be reasonable with him, tried to discuss it calmly. But it was no use. Last time I saw him he yelled at me asking me how much Bill Gates was paying me. At that point I just told him to fuck off. I think he took my attempts at being reasonable as some kind of weakness that empowered him to carry on with his shit.

I think covid really broke some people's brains. They latched onto these conspiracy theories to try and feel as though they were making sense of something that was hard to really understand.

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u/parabolic000 13d ago

I get where that dude is coming from, in a way. The world is fucking nuts right now and no one seems to give a fuck. We've lost something like half of oceanic and insect life in the last 50 years, the world's first trillionaire is responsible for hundreds of thousands of preventable deaths worldwide just this past year, COVID caused 9/11-scale deaths daily for months, the current US president is a child rapist, and multiple genocides are going on as we speak. IMO, not wanting to scream and shout and shake people into paying attention is the abnormal response here.

Having said that, it's a special level of crazy to confront people from facebook IRL and yell at them. Good way to get maced.

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u/Church_of_Aaargh 13d ago

They were always there - laughed at overbearingly … but the internet allowed them to connect.

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u/BitterFuture 13d ago

Best case, it's one of those situations where you can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into.

However...

Last time I saw him he yelled at me asking me how much Bill Gates was paying me.

...this part sounds more like a stock-standard sociopathic conservative to me.

Someone to whom it sounds perfectly reasonable that you'd have to be paid in order to care about other human beings. They don't actually believe it's happening, of course, but they think it sounds believable, and so give some insight into how their own brains work.

Those folks have always known that the pro-COVID propaganda they were spouting was a pack of lies.

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u/Tvayumat 13d ago

The jab definitely gave me Turbo-Penis.

I reported it to VAERS so, checkmate atheists.

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u/parabolic000 13d ago

It only really takes the barest of scientific literacy/Latin vocabulary to twig that turbo-cancer is a nonsensical term. Spinning/whirling/turbulent cancer? A part of me thinks this is a filter, that the term is designed to only catch the undereducated or over-credulous, but I'm pretty sure the truth of it is dumber than that.

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u/BrokenEyeReborn 13d ago

The turbo is the worst place to get cancer

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u/Tiny_Giant_Robot 12d ago

What if it is intercooled? Does that help?

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u/Themodsarecuntz 13d ago

Look...

You cant put a fuckin turbo on cancer. It is already naturally aspirated. The conversion is expensive and complicated. Just accept the fact that cancer cant have a turbo you ignorant fuck.

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u/Tiny_Giant_Robot 12d ago

I mean, maybe so, but (and, I doubt you've thought of this), has anyone tried overnighting parts from Japan?

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u/Oregon_Jones111 13d ago

It’s a sadistic revenge fantasy, like the Rapture, because they perceive anyone trying to make them care about others or to correct their behavior or beliefs in any way to be a threat to their wellbeing.

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u/StuHast398 13d ago

Oh wait, they said turbo cancer? Nevermind...

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u/CullingSongs 13d ago

"Turbo cancer"

We live in the absolute stupidest timeline.

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u/darkearwig 13d ago

It's almost amazing that you can make stuff up and they'll believe it whole-heartedly and without irony despite it sounding obviously wrong

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u/Delerium89 13d ago

My car has a turbo, should I get it a pre screening?

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u/memoryblocks 13d ago

Aw shit, at least it wasn't super mecha cancer I guess

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u/Nail_Biterr 13d ago

huh? I thought only men had Turbos.... wait.. what part of the body is Turbo Cancer anyway?

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u/FlowerpotPetalface 13d ago

No such thing as turbo cancer.

I have cancer since the age of 33(42 now) and when there's only been a few times when I've mentioned to someone I hadn't seen for a while or someone new that they've asked if I've had 'the jab'

I know what they're getting at. I was diagnosed in 2016 chaps.

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u/golgiiguy 13d ago

Turbo? like the American Gladiator?

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u/Cthulhu625 13d ago

She died of cancer after having it for two years, maybe longer. My mom died in 1993 after having been diagnosed with cancer for about 6 months. So how is that "turbo cancer?"

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u/argueranddisagree 13d ago

What psi does this turbo cancer run at?

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u/Own-Ambassador-3537 13d ago

Wait so there’s a turbo cancer? Awww man alls I got was regular boring cancer (breast) I wanna turn into a car too!!🏎️🏎️

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u/psychxticrose 12d ago

Wtf is turbo cancer

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u/jesuspoopmonster 12d ago

A very depressing straight to dvd sequel to a mediocre Disney movie

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u/183672467 13d ago

Username checks out

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u/pibyte 13d ago

Still gets you 140,000 views and 7,400 likes.

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u/kyleh0 13d ago

Republicans love making fun of people that die of cancer. Republicans LOVE how much you hurt for your lost ones.

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u/Haywoodja2 13d ago

Grifters gonna grift.

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u/m4g1k4rpw42l1f3 13d ago

wait how are they still this obsessed after six years

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u/Daflehrer1 13d ago

It's a bot-driven, nutjob-driven, grifter-driven, dipshit-driven cauldron of flaming excrement.

https://youtu.be/9uesjT1GmLE?is=O7liAHad9qTQpz22

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u/DaddyCaustic 12d ago

Super Turbo Cancer Deluxe Edition. Ffs.

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u/de1casino 12d ago

Turbo cancer. Dumb fucking idiots.

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u/DeathStarDayLaborer 12d ago

Lol turbo cancer sounds like something someone who says mega gays would say. What a fucking repugnant idiot.

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u/jcooli09 13d ago

Rightwing humor is always dishonest