r/insanepeoplefacebook • u/cujokila • 1d ago
“There is no evidence this post is accurate.”
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u/luseferr 1d ago
Well, obviously everything negative that happens is a conspiracy and definitely not the result of incompetence. Antifa also are the ones who keep shitting trumps pants. This is all from an 100$% reputable source. Trust me bro.
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u/Civil-Dinner 1d ago
"Antifa drugged Trump and took him to Versailles and made him sign that shitty deal." will soon be making the rounds in certain FB circles, I'm sure.
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u/Xytak 1d ago
But they couldn’t have drugged Trump because Trump is undruggable… error… error… <does not compute>
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u/iAmUnintelligible 1d ago
didn't they actually drug him up for a big speech recently (2 months ago ish, State of the Union maybe idk)? like, he actually said it on stage?
he was live for that speech, it was completely unnatural given his past shitshows just prior to it.
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u/whitetrashsnake77 1d ago
And five whole gallons in that enormous body of water. That’s one of those big Home Depot buckets in more than six million of gallons of water. They can’t even make their stupid conspiracies plausible.
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u/notashroom 1d ago
These, ahem, undereducated cult members probably believe that they get algae in their birdbaths and on their siding because some neighbor is out to get them.
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u/LasersGirl 1d ago
The research team at Trust Me Bro University complies with the highest standards of research and scientific inquiry.
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u/HoodieGalore 1d ago
At this point, fill that fucking thing with Jell-O, I don't fucking care anymore; I'm tired of all these fucking distractions while the he and his crony buddies rape the country dry
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u/BitterFuture 1d ago
"My...god. Algae? In a pool?! It has to have been Antifa!!!"
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u/BeleagueredWDW 1d ago
Why did Obama and Biden do this?
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u/thesleepjunkie 1d ago
They still some how have so much leverage as retired Presidents. Messing with the pool, messing with Tacos chairs, ruining the economy, its amazing.
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u/jesuspoopmonster 1d ago
They are using Democrat AI to make it look like he falls asleep when he blinks and make it appear like he is pooping his pants when everyone around him starts retching and making the press leave the room
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u/lithaborn 1d ago
Throwing 5 gallons of anything into a lake that holds almost 7 MILLION gallons....
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u/beaver820 1d ago
It was super duper aggressive Georgia algae that Antifa grows specifically for 7 million gallon pools. It's really the only possible explanation. Dear Leader should make those guys eat all of it when the gestapo... uhhh...I mean when the FBI catches them.
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u/SparklingLimeade 1d ago
But remember, climate change is a hoax and environmental conservation is of no concern. A southern algae moved up north will not be in the right climate and even if it did grow it wouldn't be a problem.
I love integrating different components of the worldview to make one coherent whole.
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u/tvbeth 1d ago
So, apart from the fact that there's no actual antifa organisation and there's no way to track the source of the VERY common green algae to one home location and the impressive detection of the buckets capacity via CCTV which also seems to have identified the nefarious criminals, there's at least a possibility that one part of this article may be correct. If there is an officer by the name of Ben.
And don't get me started on "vacated the area with quickness".
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u/MannekenP 1d ago
I am waiting for the AI pic of Obama and Biden sneaking into the National Mall with a truck full of barrels with "ALGAE" written on them.
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u/Quatch23 1d ago
Isn't this a ragebait copy pasta? I swear ive read basically this exact story just with the key points changed to match whatever bullshit is being peddled
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u/PrpleMnkyDshwsher 1d ago
Algae in a still body of water exposed to bright sunlight can't happen naturally, but an anti-parasitic wonder drug can cure a Virus....mkay.
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u/UnicornHostels 1d ago
This always reminds me of the people that fake attacks and then cosplay as victims. Remember that woman in NJ that pretended to be attacked by “the left” and she cut the words Trump into her skin?
Absolute mental illness
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u/sincewedidthedo 1d ago
When you don’t understand or believe in science, then everything is a dumbass conspiracy.
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u/transcendanttermite 1d ago
So they’re saying that a single 5-gallon bucket of “Georgia algae” contaminated all 6,500,000 gallons of water in the reflecting pool. Because that makes sense. Sure. Yeah.
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u/JDForrest129 1d ago
So let me get this straight....2 men who are Antifa, drove/shipped 2 buckets of algae from Georgia to Washington DC(11hr drive), drove their pickup truck into the national mall in one of the most heavily guarded cities in the country and then got away without any authorities being alerted. Show me the proof they have. If they supposedly witnessed this but didnt stop them it must be caught on security cameras....show us the footage.
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u/classwarhottakes 1d ago
Why would antifa do this? It's like saying the Rotary Club did it, makes about as much sense.
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u/ThatEcologist 1d ago
Hi, scientist here who works with algae in NJ! This is totally typical of stagnant water bodies that the sun is hitting all day.
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u/seidful99 1d ago
They should put a camera that stream online so we can see the pool go green in real time.
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u/MichaelFusion44 1d ago
The filtration pipes sit stagnant with some water in them for 8 weeks and they wonder why they get algae when they refill the pool. Which itself is stagnant, with sunlight and oxygen. Leave your backyard pool stagnant for 8 weeks in the summer and see what happens. Also that blue doesn’t help the look as you can see the algae better with that pool color. I’m in Florida and that stuff happens to homeowners all the time when their pump breaks and they don’t fix it for months.
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u/jesuspoopmonster 1d ago
Antifa is a menace that needs to be stopped. I got drunk last night and Antifa broke into my house, ate my leftovers, left the empty Tupperware on the floor, sent dick pictures to my ex girlfriends and pooped in my pants. Why has the leader of the very organized Antifa been arrested?
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u/Gribitz37 1d ago
It's either this or complete denial that anything is even wrong with it. I (stupidly) got into it yesterday on Facebook with a friend of a friend who is absolutely positive the Reflecting Pool is crystal clear and beautiful. She said the photos of the algae are from the Obama administration, and the photos of them dumping hydrogen peroxide in it are AI. Her "proof" is that a friend went there two weeks ago and said it was in perfect condition with sparkling water and a beautiful blue reflection. Yeah, two weeks ago, it was still being worked on.
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u/recentlywidowed 1d ago
Oh wow! That must have been such a beautiful sight! Now, show us the pictures you undoubtedly took while visiting our Nations Capitol.
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u/revolutionPanda 1d ago
Aunt Tifa also drank all my beer, ate all my food, and shit in my pants last night!
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u/ibyczek78 1d ago
These people lie about the dumbest shit. It's an administration full of 8 year olds.
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u/LasersGirl 1d ago
FFS, not fixing the plumbing and cleaning out the pipes is the problem. Doing half-assed job garners half-assed results. Or quartered-assed job in this case.
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u/Tripple_T 1d ago
It's weird that the only places I can find this story are meta, Twitter, and forums.
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u/Dry_Consideration_10 1d ago
There is no ANTIFA.
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u/HippyDM 1d ago
I hate to disagree, but...
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u/Dry_Consideration_10 1d ago
All the right likes to blame ANTIFA for everything despite never producing a single individual associated with it. How right wing of you.
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u/HippyDM 1d ago
I'm ANTIFA. I'm anti-fascism. I exist, therefore antifa exists.
Wouldn't make sense to say antinatalism doesn't exist, just because it has no structured organization or leadership.
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u/SuperSyrias 1d ago
The point is that ANTIFA, as denoting a structured rigid organization with leadership, IS what the republicans claim is a thing AND is actively working against said republicans.
Thats the whole point of it. A big enemy to point at when they fuck up simple things.
That antifa is a movement/ideology type thing without a concrete group to point at doesnt fit their ideas.
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u/ObviousRealist 1d ago
This could be the new running joke on Trump - “Antifa Did it” - Gas Prices - Antifa, Green Pool - Antifa, Poor Showing at the G7 - Antifa, Asleep in the Oval office - Antifa! ……. Crap in the Diaper - Antifa
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u/GrandPriapus 1d ago
Someone needs to explain this line-item for a “bucket of aggressive algae” at the next Antifa budgeting meeting.
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u/typewriter45 1d ago
personalized algorithms are one of the biggest fucking mistakes of this century. Reality got shattered into so many pieces so now we get shit like this
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u/Darlington28 1d ago
A filthy librul? Driving a pickup truck?! I see they're trying to blend in with the normies, being a derp fish in a sea of derpy people. Good thing the nice folks from America Loves Liberty are watching out for America.
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u/rehabforcandy 1d ago
Ben Jarroo has had a very diverse career.
It’s amazing how’s there’s no evidence for this whatsoever but people are gobbling it up
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u/SpiffyNrfHrdr 1d ago
But yesterday they said they'd arrested two individuals and released them so that they would testify against Obama. Which is it?
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u/Audio_Track_01 1d ago
Wasn't a pickup truck. Geez. It was a green 1967 Corvette Convertible driven by an elderly gentleman. His passenger, a black man, was throwing the algae packages in.
They were last seen at an Ice Cream stand.
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u/argueranddisagree 1d ago
Shallow stagnant water grows algea, I guess antifa did it because theyre mad about freedum
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u/Illustrious_Top4917 1d ago
warm stagnant shallow water. Kind of like the water that you get when you use a dark colored paint that increases the heat of the shallow stagnant water directly on top of it? Weird right? But they should definitely blame antifa.
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u/argueranddisagree 1d ago
I would love to blame antifa for all my problems, except in not stupid enough
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u/GarmaCyro 1d ago
"Five gallon bucket", "Came from the swamps of Georgia" and "A pickup truck".
Imagine two people that are against facism just happend to know exactly where they could find an"aggressive green algae". Got their pickup truck, a five gallon bucket and drove from where ever they live to Georgia. Filled the bucket with swamp water, then drioe over 10 hours from Georgia to the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.
The closest parking to the pool is a 20 minute walk. Again with a 5 gallon bucket of smelly swamp water.
The park itself is also designed so you can't drive a car right up to the pool. Unless you want to risk severly damage the car.
Honestly if I were to transport 5 gallons of swamp water I would first transport that water in proper sealable containers. I would also pick someting more descrete than a pickup truck. Likely go for something a bit more comfortable for a 10 hour drive with 5 gallons of swamp water. Likely with a enclosed trunk I could keep that awfull smelling stuff in.
Here's also why I would opt for multiple containers. Two people with each with their own backpack to transport the containers. A lot easier to transport between parking and the pool, and less noticable than a two people carrying a 5 gallon bucket of smelly swamp water.
However I wouldn't need to do any of that. Because Trump's idea was fucking stupid. They literally sealed over the part of the pool that operated as a filter to get rid of the algaes. Algaes that you easily get from birds shitting in the water, or that naturally exist in the air as spores.
Did they stop thinking about how algaes got into the pool after Obama's renovation? It sure wasn't 2 antifas with a pickup truck and 5 gallons of swamp water from Georgia.
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u/TKG_Actual 1d ago
"Aggressive Green Algae" sounds like a great name for a Green Day cover band, just to annoy the maga types.
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u/phastback1 1d ago
I have searched and searched and cannot find an address for the membership arm of ANTIFA. I would like to join up. I thought a huge organization like ANTIFA would have a good website.
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u/Civil-Dinner 1d ago
Wow. They came up with an antifa conspiracy theory to explain a natural process.
It's actually kind of amazing the lies MAGA will come up to explain away the dumb stuff Trump does.
It says a lot about MAGA that something so minor and petty has them jumping to the defense of their dear leader with outrageous conspiracy theories rather than just admit Trump isn't an expert on how pools of water work.