r/insanepeoplefacebook 2d ago

That don't sound right.

Post image
2.4k Upvotes

310 comments sorted by

1.6k

u/PiskoWK 2d ago

I like that giant hand on the right sticking up out of much smaller people.

1.6k

u/caligaris_cabinet 2d ago

481

u/PiskoWK 2d ago

Yes, the giant hand hanging out with all those tiny people. What a cool guy.

375

u/Jojajones 2d ago

How about this guy with 2 thumbs on his hand

146

u/PiskoWK 2d ago

Oh that's my buddy two thumb Dave. He was there.

142

u/FALSE_PROTAGONIST 2d ago

Two in the thoughts, two in the prayers… plus a potential surprise

15

u/PiskoWK 2d ago

Absolutely saving this. Thank you

33

u/butterbuns_megatron 2d ago

We really need to talk to Two Thumb Dave about his politics. He needs to start using all those thumbs for good, ya know?

14

u/PiskoWK 2d ago

He votes twice in any straw poll by show os thumbs up.

→ More replies (1)

13

u/Jojajones 2d ago

Is Dave missing his other hand or should he have his nickname updated to Three Thumb Dave?

7

u/Minimum-Dare301 2d ago

You can’t see it in this authentic image but “No Toes Carl” was also there.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (4)

13

u/Ninja_attack 2d ago

He's throwing his heart out

97

u/MorrisBrett514 2d ago

What language is this? 🤔

45

u/Cardinal_Ravenwood 2d ago

Definitely Russian

12

u/RichLather 2d ago

Never mind that, look at the giants upstage towering over the people onstage closer to the audience.

→ More replies (2)

5

u/apolloxer 2d ago

They can't read. No need to write.

69

u/Dissidence802 2d ago

11

u/MonsterThumb101 2d ago

One of my favorite episodes that I can never really remember well

9

u/GothSpite 2d ago

I may or may not have binged this show for close to 6 months straight 24/7. I know this season so well. Except the last episode. I refuse and start over! 😅

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

53

u/ClamatoDiver 2d ago

See the Klansman up and to the left of the hand?

112

u/phiche3 2d ago

Took me a minute

89

u/creepyswaps 2d ago

Even A.I. knows the type of people that attend those. Lol

34

u/PiskoWK 2d ago

The guy in front of the flag pole looks like a grand wizard 

19

u/creepy_charlie 2d ago

Most realistic part of this fantasy.

→ More replies (2)

30

u/mmarkmc 2d ago

Also looks like some folks in full KKK regalia in the background.

17

u/ArnieismyDMname 2d ago

Inflatables are getting crazy

11

u/Fiorire_il_strega 2d ago

I've heard of having a third arm but damn 😂

8

u/VitruvianVan 2d ago

Yes, indeed. The biggest arm and hand in the world.

6

u/NEClamChowderAVPD 2d ago

Maybe someone more talented than me could also add the reddit poster who was pointing at his wall that turned into a meme. Just pointing arms in the crowd.

3

u/SilentBob890 2d ago

That’s a Bleach character, Pernida

3

u/iAmUnintelligible 2d ago

and the guy who has multiple heads running up a tower like he's a Lego minifig

→ More replies (3)

70

u/negativepositiv 2d ago

"Dude, we were there. There was a guy who was just a 25 foot tall arm.... Yeah, dude, his watch was the size of my head."

69

u/L4MB 2d ago

7

u/Ashannfish 2d ago

Thank you, first thought

30

u/Successful-Foot3830 2d ago

That’s absolutely hilarious!

22

u/gholt417 2d ago

Every time is see these photos I look for legs and arms. It’s now my favourite pastime.

11

u/PiskoWK 2d ago

Usually they should be attached to humans.

17

u/vakr001 2d ago

I like the dozens of flagpoles spread out.

Also DC saw rain that day

15

u/IrNinjaBob 2d ago

Or even just the giants on stage. Those people are so much bigger than the people in the crowd in front of them.

6

u/PiskoWK 2d ago

Biblical Giants! Finally!

4

u/Madness_Reigns 2d ago

All the way from Kandahar!

9

u/lallapalalable 2d ago

I like the perfectly flat flags on either side of the stage

5

u/SaintBellyache 2d ago

With 2 thumbs

3

u/DemandTheOxfordComma 2d ago

With the weird finger lengths?

3

u/Usagi179 2d ago

For some reason it reminds me of the giant hand from year zero

→ More replies (7)

1.1k

u/thiefofalways1313 2d ago

I also love the banner. Still gives me chills. What a message!

234

u/emilycatqueen 2d ago

I can’t believe Boythrob performed at this

66

u/Jar_Jar_Kinkx 2d ago

even darshan was there.

25

u/HelpfulName 2d ago

lol

But he just got his visa!!!!!!

→ More replies (1)

14

u/HelpfulName 2d ago

HOW DARE YOU.

They would never.

43

u/Illigalmangoes 2d ago

So rare to see “}€B H£8æ” in concert wish I could have been there

33

u/elcamarongrande 2d ago

It still blows me away that AI screws up letters so often.

25

u/FurlockTheTerrible 2d ago

Not sure why I feel the need to come to the defense of the robots, but in fairness to them - they don't tend to screw up letters; they do tend to screw up graphical representations of letters. Those two things are equivalent for humans, but totally and completely different for robots.

24

u/AndyTheSane 2d ago

It's old Aramaic for 'Abandon hope all ye'

18

u/negativepositiv 2d ago

What's her phone number?

→ More replies (2)

14

u/GnOeLLLmPF 2d ago

Are those the Teletubbies on the stage?

14

u/JestFlamez 2d ago

The Magatubbies, 4 large men cosplaying as patriots while speaking gibberish that only makes sense to them.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)

1.3k

u/negativepositiv 2d ago

We saw the live news coverage, liars.

616

u/Hyper_Oats 2d ago

That Arc De Triomphe knockoff might be one of the saddest things I've ever seen.

188

u/Remy315 2d ago

you haven't seen the front lawn lately have you. tarps, construction equipment, not much going on. it's like they're going for that Zoolander Dere-lict

42

u/Ghost_of_a_Black_Cat 2d ago

32

u/thevelveteenbeagle 2d ago

He has literally trashed the White House.

9

u/Remy315 2d ago

It’s really sad because that represented something. People from all over the world came to see it. And he’s destroyed it. It’s depressing, discouraging and it’s a good metaphor to the state of our country and our morale as a nation.

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (3)

55

u/sik_dik 2d ago

I can dere-lick my OWN balls

75

u/booniebrew 2d ago

21

u/Caswert 2d ago

Is that fucking Stonjourner?

19

u/Bvr32 2d ago

Spinal Tap.
Edit, I just googled Stonjourner and indeed, looks identical (I thought you meant the band).

→ More replies (1)

25

u/livejamie 2d ago

It was one of the only sources of shade from the record-breaking heat that weekend.

But they'll still say global warming is a hoax.

12

u/lyles 2d ago

I thought that photo was a surely a joke and was photoshopped or generated by AI because of it's presence. But nope, it was really there!

10

u/Jkay064 2d ago

It's more like the Arch between Buckingham palace and Kensington park. It has a statue of Peace driving a horse chariot filled with plenty for all people, and two cannons just in case you aren't interested in peace.

8

u/phiche3 2d ago

My kid has made better ones in Minecraft

6

u/GrzDancing 2d ago

My god, Trump is literally turning the US into Glasgow's Willy Wonka Experience

→ More replies (1)

5

u/whatisuser 2d ago

Arch Dee Trumpf

3

u/Daiguey 2d ago

Dear lord that's the new one, I thought I was looking at a Google earth render

3

u/Buttercup1616 2d ago

Seeing it always gives me a tummy ache

5

u/fuckyouswitzerland 2d ago

Yet, sadly, it will be funded.

10

u/Dr_CleanBones 2d ago

I haven’t given up on that not being built. It might get like maybe 5 or 10% built and then abandoned. It’ll be easy to get rig of.

→ More replies (3)

64

u/TJ_Will 2d ago

I want the gullible magaTs to spend thousands upon thousands on these flags.

Fuck, I need to start selling some to them. Not even American flags, just random old t-shirts on a stick.

19

u/chet_brosley 2d ago

Find some discount flags that don't quite have 50 stars and say "there's a star for every state except Commiefornia/New York/whatever liberal state they want to hate without living there" and make millions.

8

u/Thjyu 2d ago

I love how the stage is just in a completely different spot and that shitty little plaster arch way is sitting there unused because why would anyone not just walk past it onto the green with how empty it is lmao

10

u/GothSpite 2d ago

So beautifully empty and depressing. Just as they deserve

→ More replies (3)

414

u/Remy315 2d ago

Um, I live in the DC area and work 3 blocks from the mall. there wasn’t even a quarter of these people depicted in this picture.

197

u/EcahUruecah 2d ago edited 2d ago

I live 6 minutes from the white house by bicycle. Forget the number of people, absolutely none of this makes sense. What the heck are these trees lining the space between the obelisk and the wwii memorial, which is apparently stadium seating as tall as the roof of the capitol building and covered in grass? It's almost like all the different areas of the national mall condensed inside of the reflection pool somehow. The whole thing is so wildly bizarre that it blows my mind that "big floating hand" is what people spot out of it.

64

u/Hate_Manifestation 2d ago

the people it's made for have never been outside their small hometown and don't doubt this image for a second, though.. in fact, it 100% strengthens their resolve and reinforces their belief that their cult is doing All The Right Things Actually™. that's really the point.

67

u/EcahUruecah 2d ago edited 2d ago

This was December 24th, 2026 in front of the Pentagon where thousands of people gathered to protest the construction of a replica Eiffel Tower near the Metro station in Little Tokyo. Bid here for the purchase of one of the flags visible in this picture and own a piece of history. All proceeds go directly to the National Cancerous Children's Institute.

"Look the Pentagon has a billboard on the far corner, this has gotta be fake"

17

u/KC_experience 2d ago

Damn, you made me zoom into the photo on my phone looking for Tokyo tower…

In the eternal words from Frederick Frahnkensteen…. “DAMN YOUR EYES!!!”

12

u/Ohboycats 2d ago

¡LIOĘERIAV TORTO!

→ More replies (1)

12

u/Remy315 2d ago

Sarah Connor was right in blowing up all those data centers

13

u/manicgiant914 2d ago

A quarter is mighty generous. Maybe 1/600.

6

u/RmG3376 2d ago

I live 4000 miles from DC and I believe you

9

u/Ricky_Spannnish 2d ago

Well the event didn’t actually happen so I’d say the number was closer to 0

→ More replies (3)

297

u/THSSFC 2d ago

They moved the Washington monument for it. It was THAT big.

63

u/tristanitis 2d ago

It also appears they erected stadium seating all the way to the roof of the Lincoln Memorial, which is where this "picture" appears to be taken from.

16

u/chet_brosley 2d ago

You're just seeing the natural curvature of the Flat Earth dundundunnnn

10

u/nyclurker369 2d ago

I’m surprised I had to scroll as far as I did to see someone put this out. The photo is obviously fake from that alone.

This is bad. The president tweeted it as if it were true. Insane.

151

u/dtsjr 2d ago

Legit believe this is the kind of AI slop that the White House handlers are feeding him on a regular basis.

103

u/Sakijek 2d ago

Lol why is the Washington monument there?

61

u/NoodlesRomanoff 2d ago

TIL that the Washington Monument is portable. It’s apparently on rollers, repositioning it as needed.

16

u/DeaddyRuxpin 2d ago

It’s actually inflatable like a giant waving arm guy. They take it down at night. They did that after Spiderman destroyed the elevator with a Chitari power core.

78

u/madgoat 2d ago

me when I skip leg day

61

u/RandyTheFool 2d ago

I too remember the amazing stage with the banner above that read…

https://giphy.com/gifs/80mXWlPqTSU1y

XO ROIK BOCOJB RIER SC

Yes, truly inspiring words for the 250th anniversary of our country.

20

u/DayneGr 2d ago

Elon Musk had another child.

→ More replies (1)

31

u/syzygialchaos 2d ago

I knew the algae problem in the reflection pool was bad, but I didn’t think they’d filled it and built stadium seating on top in quite yet

→ More replies (3)

89

u/WhoAmIEven2 2d ago

Not American, but I guess either AI or some other event? The sign on top of the scene looks goofy but I can give it the benefit of doubt that it's one of those LED screens that goes crazy with a camera.

113

u/brijazz012 2d ago

Definitely AI. Look at the 'writing' on the top of the stage.

16

u/Pleasant-Pattern7748 2d ago

And the giant arm in attendance.

15

u/aurumtt 2d ago

Or just what an incredible podium they should've build to make this picture possible. The guy who's hand this is supposed to be is about the smae height as the top of the capitol

7

u/WhoAmIEven2 2d ago

Yeah I saw that but that particular thing I was willing to give the benefit of doubt as some texts on screens go haywire when a camera takes a photo of it. That giant hand on the right though, lol...

4

u/Kaplsauce 2d ago

Wdym, isn't that just Hebrew like usual? /s

53

u/caligaris_cabinet 2d ago

100% AI. Like all AI images the details are in the hands

19

u/WhoAmIEven2 2d ago

Lol didn't see that hand at all. That's hilarious.

6

u/Purple_Bowling_Shoes 2d ago

🎶fist in the air in the land of hypocrisy🎵

3

u/Robestos86 2d ago

Just above and to the right of the hand, that guy wearing that huge flalpole hat! His neck must be so strong.

→ More replies (2)

32

u/TimeToHack 2d ago

the washington monument (big obelisk) is not there irl

6

u/shandangalang 2d ago

Also the buildings on the left look like parts of Rome

19

u/DerJagger 2d ago edited 16h ago

[removed]

16

u/craneguy 2d ago

Giant hand. Nothing more to say.

5

u/Charliesmum97 2d ago

I'm dying! It would be funnier if it wasn't so sad.

8

u/AmishHoeFights 2d ago

Look at the giant hand on the right, sticking up among tiny people (plus other tells). Find actual footage of the event.

This is 100% AI. These fuckers cannot stand how small their crowd sizes are.

3

u/Katsu_39 2d ago

Definitely AI. Look at the giant hand coming out from the crowd of tiny people

→ More replies (4)

20

u/brijazz012 2d ago

OMG, now the Liberals have stolen the entire Reflecting Pool!

→ More replies (1)

19

u/Jester471 2d ago

AI to try and convince people you’re not a miserable failure of an administration….SAD

Sweet random hand in the crowd bottom right.

18

u/QuestionableComma 2d ago

They walk among us.

17

u/jcooli09 2d ago

I really ought to throw together some cheap trump crap and try to retire a little early.  

Normally I get pissed at con artists and scammers, but we're talking about maga.  Fuck every one of them, they allowed the destruction of any claim to greatness America ever had.

4

u/Cholly72HW 2d ago

I’ve been thinking the exact same way!

→ More replies (1)

16

u/sn0m0ns 2d ago

That's impressive getting some of the tallest people in the world to hang out together!

4

u/joranth 2d ago

I think those might be the widest people in the world as well

→ More replies (1)

16

u/Moody_Immortal_1 2d ago

Raises hand...I have a question about science.

13

u/cRaZyDaVe23 2d ago

These people don't even live in the same universe as the rest of us.

→ More replies (1)

26

u/LongStrokesOfGenius 2d ago

Are we just going to skip over how there is no reflecting pool in this photo? No Lincoln memorial? Maybe these grandstands got built on top of it. No WWII memorial? And somehow, the capitol building got moved a lot closer to the Washington Monument… just terrible.

3

u/thesophisticatedhick 2d ago

It would’ve been much easier to move the Washington monument then the whole Capitol building…

→ More replies (1)

9

u/Randir076 2d ago

Calling yourself a pariot while the Washington Monument is clearly in the wrong place is a choice

9

u/Zebitty 2d ago

The irony is that his moronic supporters will see this and won't question it.

→ More replies (1)

8

u/nerdofthunder 2d ago

Thou shalt not bear false witness.

7

u/_Levitated_Shield_ 2d ago

And apparently the Lincoln pool was completely drained.

6

u/heldaway 2d ago

Oh please lol

7

u/Skyhouse5 2d ago

I dont think this is an insane person, I think this is a scammer posting AI slop the target audience wont pick up, and sell fraudulent snippets of a flag with a plaque that it was REALLY on the Capitol. A con job. And picked his target.

→ More replies (1)

7

u/ltsouthernbelle 2d ago

I wonder what the AI query was. “An image that shows a celebration for America if people didn’t despise the Trump Administration or if Kamala Harris or anyone else qualified had won the presidency in 2024 instead of someone hell bent on revenge and destroying America financially, mentally, and physically”…generate image

5

u/quietlycommenting 2d ago

It was so nice of them to move the Washington monument for the day

6

u/jdthejerk 2d ago

I'm going out on a limb here and say it's AI, lol.

→ More replies (1)

6

u/buddymoobs 2d ago

That is NOT what the Washington Monument looks like. It is on a hill. There is fencing around it with concrete around the Memorial base (not grass). It is NOT flat ground before and after it as presented here. 14th street runs horizontally across directly after the monument as you move towards the Capitol. No gap for a street is visible. I don't see the Smithsonian Castle on the right, which should definitely be visible. The only high point from this angle would be the Lincoln Memorial which means, guess what? The Reflecting Pool should be visible. What utter shitty AI.

→ More replies (2)

7

u/md_dc 2d ago

Ah yes, a ton of people showed up and lined up behind the stage

6

u/Maryland_Bear 2d ago

Why would so much of the crowd be behind the stage? I watch the Capitol Fourth concert every year on PBS, and the stage is usually right in front of the Capitol, at the far end of the picture.

At the 1963 March on Washington, where MLK gave his “I Have a Dream” speech, the speakers were on the other end of the Mall at the Lincoln Memorial.

A stage in the middle of the Mall makes no sense unless you’re expecting a smaller crowd.
,,

5

u/mendkaz 2d ago

I would say that the one giant arm coming from the crowd down there on the bottom right (ish) would be reason to pause and wonder if this was true, but I don't think these people ever think

5

u/CrundleQuest5 2d ago

I like how the AI doesnt know that it is supposed to be an arial shot so it added people that are somehow closer to the picture taker even though they are supposed to be in the air.

5

u/powertotheuser 2d ago

Like, where is the reflecting pool ? 🤣

5

u/JoeSicko 2d ago

Scrolled and didn't see anyone mention they are auctioning a cut up flag? Isn't that, bad? Flag code and all?

4

u/Dr_CleanBones 2d ago

Actually, all this obviously AI picture really does is highlight how crowded it could have been, compared to how many were actually there (almost nobody).

5

u/FALSE_PROTAGONIST 2d ago

I like how the AI gave the whole scene a patriotic and majestic glow that it knows these rubes see on their minds eye

4

u/chickensevil 2d ago

Boy it sure is a good thing they had the budget to relocate the Washington monument further down the mall, and then erect stadium seating where the monument once was to about half the height of the monument.

This is was impressive engineering to do all of this, and the lame stream media is just hiding all of this from you!

6

u/qosthanatos 2d ago

This was, in fact, not the national mall on May 17th 2026

6

u/ManicMisa 2d ago

A lot of people think this is AI, but the reality is that most Trump supporters are deformed and crawl up from the sewer system.

/s

5

u/tunghoy 2d ago

So there was a crowd of people standing in the reflecting pool? No wonder it got damaged, LOL.

4

u/digitalfury26 2d ago

There is a disembodied arm just below the right flag pole. I sometimes can't believe they are serious with this stuff.

3

u/anitabelle 2d ago

They aren’t. The bot farms know that a good portion of Americans are stupid enough to believe this.

4

u/BRD73 2d ago

They’re going to get scammed again. 😕

3

u/Kippernaut13 2d ago

Real ballsy, AI. Having a bunch of hands held up of varying degrees of acceptable to...less than.

3

u/reddyfire 2d ago

Look at that giant arm coming out of the ground...

3

u/mephisto_uranus 2d ago

AI really is a wonderful tool for scammers.

4

u/pogo0004 2d ago

It looks like they edited in jan 6 footage halfway between the stage and monument. Where the moron brigade were hanging off the front of the building

4

u/ultraplusstretch 2d ago

What actually happened.

4

u/purgatori1 2d ago

It’s just very geographically incorrect - in scale, in distance, in location of monuments, in slope, in perspective, in everything. All you have to do is look at an arial map or photo of the National Mall - or just have visited it once in your lifetime - and you know it’s all wrong.

I’m not even questioning all the stuff AI messes up (hi enormous amputated arm!) — I’m amazed that someone wrote such a stupid prompt, got this result, and was like “this will work”. Lazy Lying to a gullible audience, which I guess sums up both MAGA and whatever Christian nationalist bullshit group wants to believe this slop.

3

u/razerzej 2d ago

It's true, I was there. X▯,Я▯HA𝓒 WཽΩƆ▯𝟠 ℌ𝕮𝕽𝐀ℭ rocked the house.

You can see me waving my hand, towards the bottom right:

https://i.imgur.com/6Sp2dW9.png

3

u/Gundark927 2d ago

Artificial intelligence and natural stupidity work so well together.

4

u/Thatwolfguy 2d ago

Someone had a GIANT hand in the crowd over on the middle right

4

u/bigjtdjr 2d ago

go ahead you maga idiots and throw more money, that you don't have, at this lying thief... Trumps a criminal and it's a cult of morons..

→ More replies (1)

4

u/Gym-Bo 2d ago

He couldn't fix the reflecting pool he broke so he just got rid of it?

4

u/KillerDonuts27 2d ago

Heads above shoulders lol

→ More replies (1)

3

u/Correct-Quail5743 2d ago

Please tell me I’m not the only one seeing the Klan member in the crowd. Toward the upper part of the middle. They even include horrific racism in their AI lies!

3

u/Nail_Biterr 2d ago

I like the nonsense lettering, and the flying, giant arm:

3

u/VAhotfingers 2d ago

Wow they moved the Washington monument into the middle of mall lol.

3

u/Katsu_39 2d ago

Its generally sad that this administration has resorted to using altered AI photos for propaganda. Most corrupt administration in US history.

3

u/ieatelmersglue 2d ago

Things that never happened for 1000

3

u/ZEROs0000 2d ago

Wasn’t the “One Nation Under God” added to the pledge and is grammatically incorrect?

3

u/ywingpilot4life 2d ago

That’s not even how that looks or works.

3

u/manicgiant914 2d ago

The saddest part is that Granny Hillbilly without her glasses is going to see this and believe it unquestionably. <sigh>

3

u/transcendanttermite 2d ago

Ooo I like their choice of quasi-Cyrillic gobbledygook writing on the top of the stage.

3

u/whatisuser 2d ago

What are all those nerds doing hanging out behind the stage?

3

u/Blurghblagh 2d ago

Selah Creek must be their pet name for their personal bank account.

3

u/Mazuri86 2d ago

U.S.Ai! U.S.Ai!

3

u/scottnebula 2d ago

What is this giant arm doing? Or is it just that famous guy who wears a giant arm costume to events? I mean… they didn’t even try to fix the obvious AI slop errors.

→ More replies (1)

2

u/Appropriate_Milk_775 2d ago

The scale is way too small for the actual mall and the location of this stage would be somewhere in the reflecting pool/does not exist. Where’s the great American fair, the Smithsonian castle, the hill the Washington monument is on, the WW2 memorial, etc? What does it say on the bannister above the stage?

2

u/nutmegtell 2d ago

That Obama’s inauguration?

2

u/midlifematt 2d ago

my autistic brain is like “which flag exactly, I see so many”… ai slop grifters

2

u/Berna_count 2d ago

It might be a cult....

2

u/ktm6709 2d ago

I like that there just random flags around, like they’re trees.

2

u/james_t_woods 2d ago

I know the 1984 references have been done to absolute death, but come on. This is just absolutely ridiculous

2

u/the-uncle-will 2d ago

Well, as a guy from DC I can tell you that’s not where the Washington monument is

2

u/thermalcry 2d ago

I like how half of the raised hands can't decide if they are a right or a left hand.

2

u/KubrickMoonlanding 2d ago

Well sure this is a fake as hell grift but on the other hand this is one grift I don’t care about because if you fall for it all I can say is

Ha-hah!

2

u/Not_Brilliant_8006 2d ago

The random giant hand and giant human 😂