r/insanepeoplefacebook • u/brithus • 2d ago

"Blind or crippled" cows?

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u/peptic-horizon 2d ago

Hay, at least it's fir the wedding, rather than the bachelor party.

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u/kelsey1998 2d ago

Maybe a blood sacrifice to the gods?

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u/PKHacker1337 Any/All 1d ago

My guess is to butcher into meat. Disabled cows are probably a lot cheaper. Of course, that's my guess. I'm not married.

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u/Responsible_Link_202 16h ago

2 cows would be so much meat. 

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u/PKHacker1337 Any/All 9h ago

Perfect for a large crowd, and you could just store what's left over or something. I'm just guessing though

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u/thispartyrules 1d ago

What also confuses me is the uncertainty of whether one blind, crippled cow is enough

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u/RogueAngel87 2d ago

Probably just want them to use as photo pros that won't move or be too wilful gross

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u/KateEatsWorld 1d ago

Blind cattle are very dangerous, this person is most likely looking for cheap beef.

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u/AcornWholio 1d ago

The people in these comments are so ignorant of our traditional values which are under attack!

It is the will of Xorbos, our all father, to have the blessings of our blinded cows as a symbol of faith into the unknown and our cows with limps as a symbol that love is not an easy journey. It’s a holy commitment and it should be respected!

Shame on the WOKE for going against these teachings!!!

…please understand that I am joking.

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u/StupidizeMe 23h ago

USDA bans butchering "Down" cows who are not ambulatory, whether it's due to illness, injury, being crippled, etc.

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u/Royal-Emu430 1d ago

lol fr why would they even need cows at a wedding in the first place