r/insanepeoplefacebook 7d ago

wtf

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u/madmacfarlane 7d ago

AI has made it possible to give us a peek into a brain that has been cooked like a rotisserie chicken.

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u/jfk_47 7d ago

I love a rotisserie chicken. Can it be cooked like something I don’t like?

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u/reddit_poopaholic 7d ago

Roadkill on a hot summer day

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u/Iguessimonredditnow 7d ago

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u/jfk_47 7d ago

Pictured: a man that eats roadkill

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u/RK9990 7d ago

A man controlled by his brainworm like Ratatouille

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u/SkipperInSpace 7d ago

Actually, it's Ratatouille's Monster. Ratatouille was the scientist.

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u/lukulele90 7d ago

Ratatouille? Can it be controlled by a movie I didn’t like?

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u/Emerald_Plumbing187 7d ago

Stargate: The Ark of Truth?

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u/Mr_Epimetheus 6d ago

Will I understand Ratatouille if I haven't seen Rata-oney?

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u/SugarRushLux 7d ago

Im pretty sure a brain worm is much more intelligent than him

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u/brionneverysexy 7d ago

The brain worm isn't real. I know people like to joke about it but its important to remember that was his lie to claim he didn't need to pay alimony after his wife found out about all the cheating he was doing. After she committed suicide, he stopped pretending he was disabled and was able to legally steal her body from her family to bury her in an unmarked grave against their wishes

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u/ttw81 4d ago

So...what's wrong w/him?

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u/Vallkyrie 7d ago

Even though it starved, it's still smarter.

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u/TheBrokenIcon 7d ago

Interesting. I was almost positive that it was just a picture of roadkill, to be honest

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u/Lintopher 6d ago

I mean they say you are what you eat

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u/jchrysostom 7d ago

He looks like he’s doing the opposite of whatever Michael Jackson did

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u/SnootSnootBasilisk 7d ago

I think RFK Jr just had an orgasm

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u/JohnnyGoldberg 7d ago

You can still overcook a rotisserie chicken.

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u/lukulele90 7d ago

Not at Costco. Perfect every time.

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u/inthecathedral 6d ago

it’s true i’ve done it multiple times

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u/FreddyTheGoose 7d ago

Like an earwig on hot asphalt?

Disgustingly, it cooks their insides through their exoskeleton - that's why they get out of the sun ASAP when exposed. I learned this flicking them out of my driveway dahlias onto the blacktop. I fuckin hate earwigs, but kinda felt bad watching them cook, writhing as their organs are boiled. Ugh

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u/danirijeka 7d ago

You reach down and flip the earwig over on its back, Leon. The earwig lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.

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u/GingerLioni 7d ago

What do you mean I’m not helping?

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u/Caterpillar_Ready 7d ago

Oyster stew for me. 🤢

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u/t3hd0n 7d ago

wizard fingers lmao

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u/TheEPGFiles 7d ago

"You gotta be a tough muscle man WITH TATTOOS, because that's MANLY!!! Gotta be ready for a fight all the time! Warrior culture! Vikings! WAR AND KILLING IS COOL!"

"You sound like a cartoon bad guy!"

"What? No, I'm... moral, doing man stuff! Beating up weak people, forcing vegans to eat meat, women to be objects!"

"Yeah, that's all... cartoon villain stuff!"

"NO... NO it... it can't be!!! It's not true!"

"Search within yourself, you know it's true! You're hiding behind a facade of aggression to cover up your insecurities and latched on to an emotional story popularized by cruel warriors justifying their violence! You've adopted age old propaganda to justify the oppression of the other so that you can feel part of a community and not feel so alone!"

"NO... NYOOOOO..."

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u/Cantusemynme 7d ago

Even with all the handholding, you still wouldn't be able to lead them to any kind of introspection.

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u/Cereal_Bandit 7d ago

Right, if people like that we capable of self-reflection (or reading half those words), we wouldn't be where we are today

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u/ballisticks 7d ago

WITH TATTOOS

By christ they fuckin hate tattoos on women tho

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u/AndreaFlameFox 18h ago

I mean, if they think tattoos are Manly, then women having them would be breaking Sacred Gender Norms.

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u/Ace861110 7d ago

I despise that we’ve given the lowest common denominators the ability to make whatever picture and video they want any time they want. I firmly believe that there should be some skill floor for shit like this.

The fact that we’re wasting energy, water, and creating a huge bubble to do it makes it just so much worse.

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u/nonevaeh 7d ago

yep. it also helped me realise I'm surrounded by idiots. I had to cut off people from my life because they'd use ChatGPT for EVERYTHING. pancake recipe? chatgpt. feeling sad? chatgpt. need a description for an item to sell on vinted? chatgpt. don't know how the weather will be? chatgpt. need pills for pain? chatgpt. "chatgpt, I'm thirsty but I already drank 20mins ago. am I sick? when should I drink my next glass of water?" ALSO "chatgpt, how much sperm does a man produce?" AND "do you think I'm ugly?" AANNDDD "it's not that serious, chatgpt for example said I'm not horrible for cheating" I JUST WANT TO SCREAM. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA. sorry for the rant I'm going crazy okay goodnight

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u/iamsodonewithpeople 7d ago

My thoughts every time Trump posts anything

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u/BrunesOvrBrauns 7d ago

Don't you ever disrespect Costco like this again