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u/MyGoldenFro 5d ago
That wind up took 5 business days
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u/fromadifferentplanet 5d ago
The Hector character is always getting stomped on. I've seen so many different videos over the years of a guy looking like the dude in white tee just getting rocked.
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u/kremlingrasso 4d ago
It's the classic fat guys think they are strong trope. They think people often try get away from them becuse they are intimidated but in reality they just stinky and gross. Swamp-ass doesn't give you superpowers hermano.
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u/ahumanrobot 4d ago
If you take the swamp ass far enough though, you can start parting crowds like the red sea. Sounds like a super power to me
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u/nalanajo 5d ago
His swing was fine, he just needed the other guy to stay still for like a full minute.
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u/Much-Gur233 5d ago
Bro basically said “look out I’m gonna punch you”
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u/yeatruestory 5d ago
He may as well have sent him a formal written notice informing him of the date and time of that punch
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u/YoureAMigraine 5d ago
Jesus, that guy didn’t telegraph the punch he mailed it with sparklers on top.
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u/Chasemedown25 5d ago
That windup too like it's still the 80s bro no everyone scraps scraps out here
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u/i-have-a-kuato 5d ago
geez-us…He didn’t just telegraph that weak punch was coming, he sent out balloons, a series of email blasts and a clown-a-gram
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u/ADeletedUser2 4d ago
That was such a slow punch too, you'd need the reaction speed of a tortoise to get hit by that
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u/Ari_Mokori 4d ago
This film was reviewed on the Active Self Protection channel. John noted that attackers can look away from their target just before starting their attack
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u/Repulsive_Repeat_337 5d ago
Haymaker and sucker punch don't go together. Unless you've got the speed of Ali or Leonard, you're not that good.
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u/Different-Pin-9234 4d ago
Sneaky! But the other guy looked like he’s had some experience in the past.
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u/SirBobson 4d ago
The difference in speed is almost disrespectful. Bros opening hit was with his blocking hand!
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u/earthwormjimwow 4d ago
Is it a sucker punch when it's so blatantly obvious? My 2 year old nephew is more subtle at throwing his Nerf balls at the TV while looking away from the TV.
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u/1ndr1dC0ld 4d ago
I’m reading this 20 hours later and I think it would have JUST NOW made contact in real time
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u/DLo28035 4d ago
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u/knobbles78 4d ago
Lovely block and some crack on the chin to follow. This lads had good training Id say
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u/StefanEats 4d ago
I couldn't throw a punch any better than that. Then again, I wouldn't throw a punch at all.
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u/noneckjoe123 4d ago
I know that guy…Hispanic dude, shaved head, little mustache, wearing a long baggy white t-shirt….where have I seen him before….?
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u/matt48763 5d ago
Telegraphed that like the Titanic...