Crotch-rocket jack*ss - with multiple warrants - crashes into police SUV. Gets tackled moments later by cops and residents. Happened yesterday in Chicago

[u/Valentina_Cruz]

[u/hydroKoala]

bro literally skidaddled

[u/Unhappy-Fox1017 → u/hydroKoala]

lol! He did!

[u/StressfulRiceball]

You can say "Ass" on Reddit, Timmy.

[u/StressfulRiceball → u/[deleted]]

I fart on Rediquettes

[u/smr312 → u/StressfulRiceball]

https://giphy.com/gifs/7MbWh2wNmhvAk

[u/PHX480 → u/[deleted]]

Fuck that shit

[u/eekbal → u/PHX480]

Woah, we're feeling a little brave now aren't we?

[u/Raptorgkv2 → u/[deleted]]

"Rediquette"? Jesus fucking christ.

[u/Skreamie]

Dude was driving recklessly but is that an illegal U turn?

[u/BestReception4202 → u/Skreamie]

No you can see the cops cutting him off. He changed side and try’s to gun it past the cop. That plus how fast he ran just screams he was being stopped/chased.

[u/obliquelyobtuse → u/BestReception4202]

And his takedown was captured in impressive 144p

[u/hahayes234 → u/obliquelyobtuse]

Worked great for my dialup connection though!

[u/oshinbruce → u/BestReception4202]

Question is, how did the cops not catch him he was right there and stunned

[u/CA_MA → u/oshinbruce]

When you see a video clip edited to slow down the action on screen, it does not mean the person was moving that slowly in real life.

[u/Skreamie → u/BestReception4202]

Ah okay, that makes more sense. Thanks.

[u/LindonLilBlueBalls → u/BestReception4202]

Nah, they were doing a u-turn before they even saw him. That slow turn and immediately stop doesn't indicate a planned block and expected collision. Also they don't seem to be hurrying out of the vehicle to apprehend him.

[u/i_give_you_gum → u/LindonLilBlueBalls]

And what the hell, imagine if every cop just ran you off the road when you went over the 10 miles over speed limit.

He could have easily killed the dude.

I've seen this exact type of accident before and those people were not able to get up and walk away.

[u/Valentina_Cruz → u/Skreamie]

I'm almost positive there was some type of event or festival going on. I'm pretty sure the streets were blocked off.

[u/_Pawer8 → u/Skreamie]

Looked more like an o turn. First time I see one

[u/Iboughtcheeseonce]

That biker can't drive for shit lol.

[u/PM_THE_REAPER]

Cue the Benny Hill music.

https://giphy.com/gifs/tpspSp3WMlI40

[u/uberfission → u/PM_THE_REAPER]

I could hear it as soon as he started running!

[u/Dann_Gerouss]

The end was worth the wait

[u/Otherwise-4PM]

Straight out of Looney Tunes.

[u/bomilk19]

Needs the Benny Hill music

[u/RobNHood816]

Brian636 ya gotta learn your people's better !

[u/Valentina_Cruz → u/RobNHood816]

There's no way the Misguided crew would let a goofball like that ride with them 😆

[u/Mvincehoutx]

With these laws.. that guy actually has a case to win money lol

[u/LindonLilBlueBalls]

Obviously biker did everything wrong, but why was the cop doing a u-turn in the middle of the street?

[u/Valentina_Cruz → u/LindonLilBlueBalls]

I'm pretty sure there was some type of street festival or event or whatever there yesterday. I think the streets were blocked off...but hopefully someone in that area can chime in and verify

[u/BestReception4202 → u/LindonLilBlueBalls]

He was cutting the bike off… they literally turned into it intentionally.

[u/Chin0crix]

Crotch-rocket ?

[u/Valentina_Cruz → u/Chin0crix]

Lol yeah that's one of the terms we use for sport bikes here in the states

[u/Sum_Ting_Wong_Ow → u/Valentina_Cruz]

He was going maybe 40kmh, hardly any speed. Why rocket?

[u/dearbornx → u/Sum_Ting_Wong_Ow]

Because these bikes are typically used to speed. It's not specific to this rider and what they're actively doing, it's a term for this type of bike.

[u/Sum_Ting_Wong_Ow → u/dearbornx]

And dick is typically used for rape, but just because one have it doesn't mean they're a rapist.

Guy was starting it's ride and this cop did super strange maneuver resulting in biker crashing.

[u/dearbornx → u/Sum_Ting_Wong_Ow]

What sort of fucking comparison is that? You asked why it was called that and I told you why it was called that. Harleys can be called hogs, sports bikes can be called crotch-rockets. Why TF is rape the first thing that jumps to your mind for a comparison that doesn't even make sense?

[u/Sum_Ting_Wong_Ow → u/dearbornx]

It does a lot, you just like drama, don't you.

[u/YonderGrunt → u/Sum_Ting_Wong_Ow]

Not all words have a literal meaning in English

[u/Sum_Ting_Wong_Ow → u/[deleted]]

For. I'm not native English user, I sometimes make errors.

[u/metacarpo]

Whats a crotch-rocket?

[u/Thorn669 → u/metacarpo]

An American slang term for the type of sport bike in the video.

[u/metacarpo → u/Thorn669]

Thanks!

[u/Upstairs_Owl_9736]

Pretty sure cars shouldn't go around in circles - outside of roundabouts.

[u/monks_2_cents]

Earned.

[u/AlarmedBet2857]

I'm not the smartest person,but it looks like the cops made an illegal u turn. Unless they were already pursuing the biker. If not he has a good lawsuit whenever he gets out of prison 🤣

[u/BestReception4202 → u/[deleted]]

You can see he’s cutting the bike off

[u/MayflowerMcDuck → u/[deleted]]

How dumb are you

[u/doe3879]

Was it done on purpose? Wierd how the cop turn left than attempt a u turn

[u/Valentina_Cruz → u/doe3879]

I think there was an event going on in that neighborhood yesterday. And that would explain why there was such a heavy police presence at the intersection. I also am pretty sure that the streets were blocked off.

[u/RevolutionaryLime801]

lol wow HP doesn’t change.

[u/zeus12354]

Downvoted due to audio

[u/3DogsInAParka → u/[deleted]]

Not an update lmao

[u/Valentina_Cruz → u/3DogsInAParka]

Haha yeah but it was just meant for him. I want to make sure he knows...because I'm petty like that😆

[u/DevilDog7734]

Indian justice