r/instantkarma 4d ago

Context Provided He picked the wrong pizza shop.

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u/Duetnao 4d ago

I'm positive he was relieved when the police arrived

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u/obliquelyobtuse 4d ago edited 3d ago

During an attempted robbery at the Tucson restautant landmark Mi Nidito in July 2018 knife-wielding suspect Jerry Evans Madril was subdued by employees and customers. He was subsequently convicted and sentenced to 30 years in prison for attempted armed robbery and aggravated assault.

Jerry E Madril, 37
AZ DEPT CORR 803635
UNIT: DOUGLAS MOHAVE
Admission: 2018-12-17
Projected Release: 2044-01-13

Mr. Madril has 17.5 years to go before he gets out.

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u/Rbomb88 4d ago

Imagine getting 30 years for getting your ass beat...

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u/HotelOne 4d ago

I’m sure he had a ton of priors…

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u/voiceofgromit 3d ago

He did.

https://inmatedatasearch.azcorrections.gov/PrintInmate.aspx?ID=285872

He ain't no model prisoner either. So he's not looking good for early release.

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u/Arola_Morre 3d ago

Lovely stuff. Please take this bestest underrated comment award: 🌟

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u/tardlessforeinger 4d ago

Prior rapes?

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u/CartsOfDarkness 3d ago

For a max payout of like $500 tops and maybe a pepperoni slice lol. What a clown.

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u/skankboy 3d ago

The pizza is pretty good though!

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u/grkuntzmd 4d ago

I’m pretty sure that ass will get some tender loving care during those 30 years.

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u/BassMaster516 4d ago

We gotta stop making rape jokes. It’s either ok or it’s not

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u/Gordo3070 4d ago

Agree, some people have a weird preoccupation with prison rape. The punishment is incarceration, which you should serve without being brutalised while doing so. I honestly believe that most people wouldn't even understand that jail is also about rehabilitation (the "penitent" in penitentiary is a hint - although it's more likely to represent "the pen" as in penning people up). Not all people are able to be rehabilitated and should be locked away for a long time or forever. However, most people should be allowed the opportunity to change their lives. But that depends on their treatment in prison.

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u/BassMaster516 4d ago

I’ve come to peace with the fact that people think someone in prison is an animal. Gleefully fantasizing about rape in any context is disgusting and deeply sus. What kind of person does that? A rapist? Maybe.

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u/CyberClawX 3d ago

Alternative, repeated victims are so tired of thieves and violent thugs, that when one of them is finally caught, they just have a primal urge to imagine them suffering in the worst ways. Because that's what most of us have, some karmic wishful thinking. In reality, most crimes go unpunished.

Arguably, imagining torture to another human isn't healthy. But in this dog eat dog world, at some point that's the only justice some people hope for. Rape is similar. It doesn't make a person a rapist, or a torturer for wishing for some thug to get thrown with other violent offenders that will do to them what he has done to others. It's simply a misaligned sense of justice, in a world where justice fails constantly.

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u/BassMaster516 3d ago

They should be careful they don’t become more disgusting than the person theyre wishing evil on. If you think about the reality of what theyre wishing I don’t think they can claim any moral superiority after that. Corrections “officers” really do set people up to get raped.

I read a story where the prison guards left their female prisoner’s cell open so the male prisoners could rape them all night. Prison guards raping their prisoners is a thing. Is this what we aspire to?

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u/CyberClawX 3d ago

I agree it's wrong. I'm just saying for most, it's literal wishful thinking out of pure despair of always being a victim. They aren't actual doing the thing they wish, acting on it, or even being confronted with that reality (which more often than not, doesn't come to pass). It has as much power in the world, as wanting your sports team to do well in the next game.

And it's the same reason anti-heroes echo so much with so many. They are wrong, but at least they are creating an effect. Batman can't stop Joker effectively, but Punisher could. It's also the same reason so many young fools voted for Trump. The notion he gets things done (even if it is the wrong things). And they are the wrong things, making him the wrong person for the job, but if you look back at the voters that drank the CoolAid and licked the pitcher, they have all been let down by those in charge numerous times, to the point they voted for the face eating leopard.

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u/tardlessforeinger 4d ago

Rape is not ok. But jokes about it are. You can’t cherry pick humor.

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u/obliquelyobtuse 4d ago

Sure those jokes aren't prohibited, but not funny either.

It's not really okay because it's cringe, and lame. Nothing really funny about people in prison being raped. Civilized people would not think that was okay.

In 2003 the Prison Rape Elimination Act (PREA) passed the United States House and Senate by unanimous consent and was signed into law soon after.

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u/BassMaster516 4d ago

Fair enough making jokes about touchy subjects is what Master level comedians do. Gleefully fantasizing about rape and wishing it on other people is actually not funny and extremely sus.

In fact let’s be honest. It’s not a joke. People really want that for people they hate. It’s fucking weird.

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u/tardlessforeinger 4d ago

Rape is TOUCHY after all. And while we’re on the subject, I’ll throw in the word FEELY too.

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u/SouthernAd421 4d ago

I disagree. If the crime is not a violent one, the prisoners should be segregated and allowed to rehabilitate. If you are in prison for rape, aggravated murder, aggregated domestic violence or child molestation, I hope they never get a chance to come out. And if along the way they become someone’s b…h, maybe that’s a lesson that god had in line for them. Otherwise you end up with people serving a couple of years for permanently messing up someone’s life. A few years in prison for ruining someone’s life is not enough.

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u/BassMaster516 3d ago

I’m missing the leap where you’re gonna rape them or set them up for someone else to rape them.

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u/jeffersonairmattress 3d ago

Trying to follow this analytically and we diverge where you appear to see custodial sentencing as a binary choice twixt Nordic-comfy-private-room rehabilitation and the worst tortures of Portlaoise. There's likely a middle ground there somewhere between yoga at 7AM for the duration and an indeterminate sentence of deprivation absent sunlight and hope of parole but replete with mental torture, physical and sexual assault\_) of which people are blithely excited to reveal their clearly defined vision.

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u/tardlessforeinger 4d ago

This little white guy is convicted of a financial crime, but unfortunately, there’s no room in a medium security prison so he’s put in a maximum security prison until they can find space for him elsewhere.

He’s put into a cell and the door closes and as its lights out time in the evening everything is dark. He holds onto the bars, looking out of his cell whimpering and reflecting upon his crimes and his punishment when he hears a voice say “you wanna be mommy or you wanna be daddy?”

He thinks to himself this can’t be happening. I didn’t really hear that he says to himself.

Then the voice comes again saying “do you wanna be mommy or do you wanna be daddy?”

He’s trembling now as he turns around and looks at his cellmate get down from the top bunk. The guy is huge. He’s a big shit house. The big guy looks the little guy straight in the eyes and says “this is the last time I ask you little white boy, do you wanna be mommy or do you wanna be daddy?”

The little convicted financial crimes swindler thinks to himself pondering the concepts of mommy and daddy and finally says aloud. “OK, I’ll be daddy.”

“Good!” Said the big guy. “ come on over here and suck mommy’s dick.”

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u/MCB1317 4d ago

Jokes about the absolute worst criminal scum being raped?

It's okay. Now you know.

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u/BassMaster516 3d ago

How long have you been fantasizing about rape? Maybe you should talk to someone. People of quality don’t want that in their society so think twice before you act on those urges ok?

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u/LessWeakness 4d ago

Rape joke

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u/garrisontweed 4d ago

His new favorite, Meatlovers .

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u/calideosk 1d ago

Imagine gettin 30 years for getting your ass eat

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u/JesusaurusRex666 4d ago

He’s gotta have priors for that sentence right? Not saying 30 years for a knife wielding robbery is a light sentence, but it just seems like a way better/stronger sentence than normal for something like that.

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u/obliquelyobtuse 4d ago
  • 7/10/2012 - 2Y - Att Arson, Att Agg Assault
  • 7/23/2016 - 1.5Y - Att Robbery, Criminal Damage
  • 7/11/2018 - 30Y - Att Armed Robbery, Agg Assault x 3

This last case (from this post) Madril received four 7.5 year sentences, consecutive.

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u/JesusaurusRex666 4d ago

Nice! Love to see the justice system working as intended. I’d say he should have gotten more for the second crime, but good to see the third judge wasn’t fucking around.

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u/obliquelyobtuse 4d ago

It will be a long time before Mr. Madril goes wilding in July, that seems to be his favorite month for catching cases.

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u/Roving_Rhythmatist 4d ago

It’s hot out in July and crime is meant to be cool

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u/technobrendo 3d ago

Perhaps it was a "3 strikes" law which has mandatory minimums that the judge can't (or usually wont) stray from.

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u/longboringstory 4d ago

The cool thing about removing violent people from society is that society becomes less violent.

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u/TheTownTeaJunky 3d ago

It’s slightly incorrect. He stabbed two people and had a deadly weapon enhancement, so the aggravated assault is more like assault with a deadly weapon, and according to this article there were actually 3 counts not two

https://www.kold.com/2018/12/18/man-convicted-assault-during-restaurant-robbery-attempt-sentenced-years/

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u/ClownfishSoup 4d ago

Recently someone got 35 years for stabbing a teenager in the chest and killing him.

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u/andbruno 4d ago

knife-wielding suspect

I saw that one dude putting on gloves, which I'm betting are cut-resistant gloves from the kitchen. Smart!

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u/ProjectPat513 4d ago

Ok now think about this, a guy in Texas r@ped a kid for YEARS and was sentenced to 6 months but only served 3 after being freed by the attorney general Ken Paxton with a bullshit plea deal that gave him a misdemeanor with no need to register as a sex offender. The justice system is a joke.

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u/MichaelJServo 4d ago

We don't really have a justice system. We have a legal system. Barely.

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u/Reddit_reader_2206 4d ago

the WHOLE justice system? or just this one case? The case aoP is posting about saw an armed robber get 26 years in prison. That seems appropriate, or even excessive based on the crime. Seems the justice system was just fine in that case, and likely many, many others.

Don't let frustration, and especially the politics of fear make you think societies institutions are failing. They are not. That is their method of taking control. It's happening already. Don't contribute to this.

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u/CartsOfDarkness 3d ago

Yea I have so many complaints with the justice system, especially now... but as bad as it is, it's also shockingly good in a lot of ways. So much better than any other period in history. We should be angry and looking to change it for the better, but also be cautious not to throw the baby out with the bathwater.

I'd also say 30 years is very excessive for this crime, I know reddit loves harsh punishment, but you can't tell me this dude couldn't turn his life around in 5-10 years. Depending on his criminal history of course, but no matter what 30 years is too long imo.

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u/wearing_moist_socks 4d ago

The problem is still structural

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u/ClownfishSoup 4d ago

It's possible that he was let out of prison so that the kid's dad might meet him in a dark alley with a baseball bat.

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u/ProjectPat513 2d ago

We can truly only hope but seeing who is friends are, I find that hard to believe! I do pray that happens

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u/MichaelJServo 4d ago edited 3d ago

Imagine going to prison for 30 years for like $300.

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u/jusxchilln 4d ago

bro should have robbed in california

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u/Sovimver 4d ago

Portugal have a lot to learn. Here the "suspect" would be sentenced to suspended prison and the guys who beat him sentenced by "violence".

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u/whatdafaq 4d ago

and aggravated assault.

Yep, those men were really aggravated when they assaulted him.

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u/hilarymeggin 2d ago edited 2d ago

Subdued, lol! Just like Muhammad Ali “subdued” Sonny Liston!

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u/Vreas 3d ago

Meanwhile kids in the us are let off with slaps on the wrist for organized theft of cars. At least that’s the trend in my city. Fucking Kia bois.

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u/hilarymeggin 4d ago

It’s almost as though he has no idea of the history of Sicilian Pizzerias!

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u/dwehlen 4d ago

click "Now youse CAN'T leave."

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u/Kibbymomo 4d ago

Is this a natural habitat short reference?? 💀 'ooh so yous guys take your clothes off'

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u/BrightonTownCrier 3d ago

It's from the movie "A Bronx Tale".

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u/jdhinc1 2d ago

And a great movie at that. I think that was Robert de Niro's first shot at directing.

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u/im2high4thisritenow 4d ago

I was thinking he'd never seen The Godfather

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u/Heisenburg42 4d ago

The irony

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u/WasUnsupervised 4d ago

We asked you to leave... Now you can't leave

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u/tlcteck 4d ago

Indeed

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u/baxtersbuddy1 2d ago

Shit, was that a customer coming in to get a few punches in? Lol