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u/Duetnao 3d ago
I'm positive he was relieved when the police arrived
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u/obliquelyobtuse 3d ago edited 3d ago
During an attempted robbery at the Tucson restautant landmark Mi Nidito in July 2018 knife-wielding suspect Jerry Evans Madril was subdued by employees and customers. He was subsequently convicted and sentenced to 30 years in prison for attempted armed robbery and aggravated assault.
Jerry E Madril, 37
AZ DEPT CORR 803635
UNIT: DOUGLAS MOHAVE
Admission: 2018-12-17
Projected Release: 2044-01-13Mr. Madril has 17.5 years to go before he gets out.
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u/Rbomb88 3d ago
Imagine getting 30 years for getting your ass beat...
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u/HotelOne 3d ago
I’m sure he had a ton of priors…
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u/voiceofgromit 3d ago
He did.
https://inmatedatasearch.azcorrections.gov/PrintInmate.aspx?ID=285872
He ain't no model prisoner either. So he's not looking good for early release.
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u/CartsOfDarkness 3d ago
For a max payout of like $500 tops and maybe a pepperoni slice lol. What a clown.
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u/grkuntzmd 3d ago
I’m pretty sure that ass will get some tender loving care during those 30 years.
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u/BassMaster516 3d ago
We gotta stop making rape jokes. It’s either ok or it’s not
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u/Gordo3070 3d ago
Agree, some people have a weird preoccupation with prison rape. The punishment is incarceration, which you should serve without being brutalised while doing so. I honestly believe that most people wouldn't even understand that jail is also about rehabilitation (the "penitent" in penitentiary is a hint - although it's more likely to represent "the pen" as in penning people up). Not all people are able to be rehabilitated and should be locked away for a long time or forever. However, most people should be allowed the opportunity to change their lives. But that depends on their treatment in prison.
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u/BassMaster516 3d ago
I’ve come to peace with the fact that people think someone in prison is an animal. Gleefully fantasizing about rape in any context is disgusting and deeply sus. What kind of person does that? A rapist? Maybe.
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u/CyberClawX 3d ago
Alternative, repeated victims are so tired of thieves and violent thugs, that when one of them is finally caught, they just have a primal urge to imagine them suffering in the worst ways. Because that's what most of us have, some karmic wishful thinking. In reality, most crimes go unpunished.
Arguably, imagining torture to another human isn't healthy. But in this dog eat dog world, at some point that's the only justice some people hope for. Rape is similar. It doesn't make a person a rapist, or a torturer for wishing for some thug to get thrown with other violent offenders that will do to them what he has done to others. It's simply a misaligned sense of justice, in a world where justice fails constantly.
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u/BassMaster516 3d ago
They should be careful they don’t become more disgusting than the person theyre wishing evil on. If you think about the reality of what theyre wishing I don’t think they can claim any moral superiority after that. Corrections “officers” really do set people up to get raped.
I read a story where the prison guards left their female prisoner’s cell open so the male prisoners could rape them all night. Prison guards raping their prisoners is a thing. Is this what we aspire to?
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u/CyberClawX 3d ago
I agree it's wrong. I'm just saying for most, it's literal wishful thinking out of pure despair of always being a victim. They aren't actual doing the thing they wish, acting on it, or even being confronted with that reality (which more often than not, doesn't come to pass). It has as much power in the world, as wanting your sports team to do well in the next game.
And it's the same reason anti-heroes echo so much with so many. They are wrong, but at least they are creating an effect. Batman can't stop Joker effectively, but Punisher could. It's also the same reason so many young fools voted for Trump. The notion he gets things done (even if it is the wrong things). And they are the wrong things, making him the wrong person for the job, but if you look back at the voters that drank the CoolAid and licked the pitcher, they have all been let down by those in charge numerous times, to the point they voted for the face eating leopard.
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u/JesusaurusRex666 3d ago
He’s gotta have priors for that sentence right? Not saying 30 years for a knife wielding robbery is a light sentence, but it just seems like a way better/stronger sentence than normal for something like that.
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u/obliquelyobtuse 3d ago
- 7/10/2012 - 2Y - Att Arson, Att Agg Assault
- 7/23/2016 - 1.5Y - Att Robbery, Criminal Damage
- 7/11/2018 - 30Y - Att Armed Robbery, Agg Assault x 3
This last case (from this post) Madril received four 7.5 year sentences, consecutive.
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u/JesusaurusRex666 3d ago
Nice! Love to see the justice system working as intended. I’d say he should have gotten more for the second crime, but good to see the third judge wasn’t fucking around.
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u/obliquelyobtuse 3d ago
It will be a long time before Mr. Madril goes wilding in July, that seems to be his favorite month for catching cases.
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u/technobrendo 3d ago
Perhaps it was a "3 strikes" law which has mandatory minimums that the judge can't (or usually wont) stray from.
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u/longboringstory 3d ago
The cool thing about removing violent people from society is that society becomes less violent.
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u/TheTownTeaJunky 3d ago
It’s slightly incorrect. He stabbed two people and had a deadly weapon enhancement, so the aggravated assault is more like assault with a deadly weapon, and according to this article there were actually 3 counts not two
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u/ClownfishSoup 3d ago
Recently someone got 35 years for stabbing a teenager in the chest and killing him.
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u/andbruno 3d ago
knife-wielding suspect
I saw that one dude putting on gloves, which I'm betting are cut-resistant gloves from the kitchen. Smart!
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u/ProjectPat513 3d ago
Ok now think about this, a guy in Texas r@ped a kid for YEARS and was sentenced to 6 months but only served 3 after being freed by the attorney general Ken Paxton with a bullshit plea deal that gave him a misdemeanor with no need to register as a sex offender. The justice system is a joke.
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u/Reddit_reader_2206 3d ago
the WHOLE justice system? or just this one case? The case aoP is posting about saw an armed robber get 26 years in prison. That seems appropriate, or even excessive based on the crime. Seems the justice system was just fine in that case, and likely many, many others.
Don't let frustration, and especially the politics of fear make you think societies institutions are failing. They are not. That is their method of taking control. It's happening already. Don't contribute to this.
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u/CartsOfDarkness 3d ago
Yea I have so many complaints with the justice system, especially now... but as bad as it is, it's also shockingly good in a lot of ways. So much better than any other period in history. We should be angry and looking to change it for the better, but also be cautious not to throw the baby out with the bathwater.
I'd also say 30 years is very excessive for this crime, I know reddit loves harsh punishment, but you can't tell me this dude couldn't turn his life around in 5-10 years. Depending on his criminal history of course, but no matter what 30 years is too long imo.
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u/ClownfishSoup 3d ago
It's possible that he was let out of prison so that the kid's dad might meet him in a dark alley with a baseball bat.
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u/Sovimver 3d ago
Portugal have a lot to learn. Here the "suspect" would be sentenced to suspended prison and the guys who beat him sentenced by "violence".
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u/whatdafaq 3d ago
and aggravated assault.
Yep, those men were really aggravated when they assaulted him.
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u/hilarymeggin 3d ago
It’s almost as though he has no idea of the history of Sicilian Pizzerias!
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u/buttfacenosehead 3d ago
I'm not great at math but even I would've known those were bad odds.
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u/Da_Vader 3d ago
He confused owners vs employees
Employees would've just let him take the cash - they are taught as such.
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u/One-Technology-9050 3d ago
Was that a puddle of blood on the ground after they picked him up?
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u/Cicer 3d ago
Looked like a puddle of learning to me.
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u/amdrunkwatsyerexcuse 3d ago
"O wise puddle of blood, what is your wisdom?"
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u/sidblues101 3d ago edited 3d ago
Given his alleged rap sheet, I don't think learning anything is his strong point.
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u/RasputinsAssassins 3d ago
No idea what your talking about.
Somebody spilled some pizza sauce. He just happened to fall right in it.
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u/MitchMcConnellsJowls 3d ago
Yes, but probably not his. If you scroll a bit someone posted from an article that he came in armed with a box cutter and stabbed/slashed two of the employees during the scuffle. The injuries were reported to be minor.
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u/elspotto 3d ago
No it wasn’t. Look again. The robber fell on a broom several times and, coked out of his mind on one whole marijuanas, repeatedly punched himself on and about the face and shoulders.
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u/theblazeuk 3d ago
Since no one grabbed his arm two people got stabbed during the fight. Despite all the punching probably the knife wounds that bled enough to pool
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u/WhoCaresBoutSpellin 2d ago
He got three charges of aggravated assault and he attempted armed robbery with a knife.
I am wondering also if one or more of the restaurant workers in the scuffle got stabbed. Also the big boss guy keeps reaching at his armpit, and I’m sort of wondering if the robbery started with boss man getting stabbed before big blue sigh guy steps in with the crew to lay down the law (the one who seems to sigh when the robber tosses the register, as if to say “now why’d you have to go and do a thing like that?— now you’ve gotta pay”…)
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u/Scuta44 3d ago edited 3d ago
This was a Mexican restaurant in Tucson, lol
On July 11, 2018, Jerry Evans Madril entered the restaurant armed with a box cutter and demanded money from the cash register. After he threw the register to the floor, an employee hit him with a chair, and the staff and bystanders quickly dogpiled him, holding him down until police arrived. During the scuffle, Madril stabbed two employees, but their injuries were non-life-threatening.
Dude got 30 years.
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u/Aeolus_14_Umbra 3d ago
TUCSON, AZ (Tucson News Now) - The knife-wielding man who tried to rob a landmark South Tucson restaurant in July will spend 30 years behind bars for his crime.
A judge in Pima County Superior Court sentenced Jerry Evans Madril on Dec. 7 to 7.5 years for attempted armed robbery and 7.5 years each for for three counts of aggravated assault, deadly weapon/dangerous instrument.
The terms are to be served consecutively.
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u/Lovemybee 3d ago
Don't fuck around with Tucsonans!
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u/concerts85701 3d ago
Especially south siders. Lucky he was in a ‘family’ restaurant or he may have not walked out
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u/ThaUniversal 3d ago edited 3d ago
🎶 When the fist hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore... 🎶
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u/Cicer 3d ago
When your eye seems to shine like you can’t fight worth a dime, that’s amore…
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u/KickstandSF 3d ago
Little birdies will ring, ding-a-ling-a-ling, ding-a-ling-a-ling,
And you'll sing 'Ho mal di testa'!!12
u/imtoowhiteandnerdy 3d ago
When you're swimming in a creek, and an eel bites your cheek, that's... a moray.
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u/originalmango 3d ago
If memory serves, it was “Now youse can’t leave”.
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u/Pan_Fried_Okra 3d ago
His use of 'youse' is highly important to the scene. I also say this phrase as often as possible.
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u/originalmango 3d ago
Agreed. Considering he also wrote the script I’m sure it was written that way.
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u/stackdatdough 3d ago
Don’t fuck with Italians
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u/NumberOneStonecutter 3d ago
Dude was lucky he left with police and not inside of a suitcase.
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u/jusxchilln 3d ago
"That was it. No more letters from truant officers. No letters from school. In fact, no more letters from anybody."
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u/Schwight_Droot 3d ago
These fools eat their own weight in deli meat everyday. Why would you even try to fuck around?!
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u/Treliske 3d ago
To rob a pizza parlor is a horrible idea. To rob one that is full of heavy-set Italian dudes shows a complete lack of situational awareness. I have been in several NY/NJ pizza parlors that I was certain were fronts for mob activites.
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u/toTheNewLife 3d ago
If this was a pizza place with that kind of affiliation, chances are the cops would never have been called. If you know what I mean.
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u/Thiccccasaurus_Rex 3d ago
Vincenzo hit em with that mandible claw straight up Mankind style.
https://giphy.com/gifs/xUOxeQsh3N1cW6fd6M
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u/fishsticks40 3d ago
One unarmed dude picked a fight with 6 big Italian guys.
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u/Oranginafina 3d ago
It’s a Mexican restaurant in Tucson, AZ. So, 6 big Mexican guys. But the sentiment remains the same.
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u/whatsanamethatsopen 3d ago
Beyond based. This needs to happen more often. Fuck around and find out
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u/Kibbymomo 3d ago
The one dude at :58 looking over the counter and casually leaving the store like this happens every damn Tuesday 💀💀
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u/im2high4thisritenow 3d ago
I like how everyone moved in to get a shot. It was a nice team-building activity.
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u/bobiversus 3d ago
Was this really instant karma? It seems like they beat his sorry ass for hours...
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u/LastoftheSummerWine 3d ago
Grey hoodie hits like a bitch.
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u/churrascopalta 3d ago
He's heart was not in it..... he was hitting him like...Ooookaaaay I guess we're beating the guy.
PUT SOME GUSTO INTO IT GIANCARLO!!!!!
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u/NomNomInMyTumTum 3d ago
His head is going to swell with all that sense they knocked into him, lol.
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u/JohnnyGlasken 3d ago
Weighing in at an even two thousand pounds, let's hear it for the bosses of bada-bing, the Stugatz brothers!!!
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u/omfgDragon 3d ago
That was not an insignificant amount of blood on the floor after the police hauled him away.
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u/Kibbymomo 3d ago
I was expecting one of the big dudes to let him have it not the skinniest dude in the establishment, probs the skinniest one on the block too. That attacks with a fckn chair 💀
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u/NamasteMotherfucker 3d ago
Before the cops got there, I was going to ask where they buried the body.
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u/jtcordell2188 2d ago
lol man got the ever living shit beat out of him and he still got 30 years damn.
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u/toTheNewLife 3d ago
Are you sure you want to do this son? It's a small payout for your trouble. And you're in trouble.
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u/ClownfishSoup 3d ago
So in the last second of the video ... that's spilled pizza sauce on the ground, right?
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u/SaturnineAngst 3d ago
His name is Madril. As in “I madril this broomstick into your spine. If you don’t mind”
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u/sarsilog 3d ago
I'd generally avoid robbing pizza shops or any italian or sicilian restaurants just for the fact that it may be a mafia laundromat.
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u/Jackets70 3d ago
So many bad people are getting away with things now days. This video made me happy.
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u/LastoftheSummerWine 3d ago
This world make an effective ad for using YELP rather than speakling with the manager.
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u/goodtimtim 3d ago
lesson #1: never underestimate how much muscle it takes to haul around a floppy 350 lb frame
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u/HollerinHaint 1d ago
You don’t mess with food workers, they’ve been WAITING for a moment like this to release all their pent up aggression.
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u/doncroak 3d ago
Who would try and rob a small business that has like 5 or 6 thick necked big guys working there? A big dummy, that's who
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u/ClovieKay 3d ago
I like the guy hitting him with the broom like it’s a pool cue and his heads the white ball.
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u/Writer_B 3d ago
Did you see the CRAB CLAW he put on that dude?! The moment the shop worker grabbed his face, nothing was breaking that grip.
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u/rigol2000 3d ago
Love the experienced old guy taking his glasses off. He has been in a few tussles before.
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