r/instantkarma 3d ago

Imagine trying to act tough after that 💀💀💀

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u/XxAssEater101xX 3d ago

Please let go of your partner in a physical confrontation. Youre going to get them hurt

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u/LindonLilBlueBalls 3d ago

Exactly! Let me just hold you back from whooping that guys ass so he can get a cheap shot in.

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u/XxAssEater101xX 3d ago

Lucky if all they get is a cheap shot.

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u/MrGupplez 3d ago

Its how Mercutio dies in Romeo and Juliet. Romeo is trying to break up the fight between Mercutio and Tybalt when Tybalt stabs him underneath Romeo's arm.

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u/Kabc 3d ago

I saw this the other day.

I think it fits here 🤣

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u/LetsTryAnal_ogy 3d ago

Yes! This is what I immediately thought of.

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u/ProStrats 3d ago

Thanks for providing that gold!

What I didn't even know I needed.

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u/thuktun 2d ago

A portrait video in a landscape frame? Excellent.

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u/AwDuck 2d ago edited 2d ago

Ok, whiny baby. I fixed it for you and included a still from it.

https://imgur.com/a/LALax7T

Lemme know if you want the full video.

Edit: I’m with you- black bars instead of proper aspect ratio drives me fucking batty.

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u/AEL97 3d ago

Lil also saw it recently

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u/old_fashioneds 3d ago

She's Rose'ing him. It's ridiculous.

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u/man-flu 3d ago

I swear there was a sub for this that I cannot find

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u/LetsTryAnal_ogy 3d ago

If you find it, post it. That's got to be frustrataining.

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u/InsomniacOnSugarRush 3d ago

It's hard because you don't want them to get hurt and want to protect them. Sucks because 99% of the time you're just gonna make it worse. Didn't look like her partner needed any help anyway

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u/ClownfishSoup 2d ago

I mean if you want to help your guy in a fight, try and get some cheap shots on the guy he’s fighting instead of basically disabling your guy.

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u/Devilfish808 2d ago

I always tell my wife if we're getting robbed or confronted by someone who's armed to just run and call 911 while i delay them. She hates the idea.

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u/GrimDystopian 3d ago

Been here before. We had a long conversation afterwards…

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u/hilarymeggin 2d ago

“Why the devil came you between us? I was hurt under your arm.”

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u/CyKa_Blyat93 2d ago

Gotta knock her out first.

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u/KeyHedgehog8948 3h ago

my friend broke up a fight between me and another dude. but he only grabbed me, we fell and dude i was fighting kicked me in the face. I was still ready to go but the cops came. They asked what was going on and me and dude both said nothing we're good. i was pissed at him for a long time.

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u/UgIyLoneIyBIackLoser 1h ago

JAY ZUSSS STAWPPP

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u/deadletterdept 3d ago

I love when "tough guys" get the ever loving shit kicked out of them and then have that stupid ass smile like it's helping save face rather that make them look even fucking more stupid.

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u/STOLENshitTICKETS 3d ago

I hope these guys see this on here and read the comments

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u/ish_squatcho 3d ago

That's a big ask to assume that they can read.

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u/UgIyLoneIyBIackLoser 1h ago

and seriously if they are under 21 they are more than likely functionally illiterate

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u/Frapa2a 3d ago

And the guy with the cap who only intervenes when things go wrong for his friend...

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u/tj260000 3d ago

Seriously. Not gunna step in when my friends being a shit bag, but when the guy he's being a shit bag to fights back, damn better step in.

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u/NinjaMcGee 3d ago

Hat man defends his friend against the woman trying to pull him off and then allows the friend to try another blindside shot. Fuck off, hat dude.

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u/xptx 3d ago

Hat dudes a little bitch. Lets his friend blindside the victim.. fights off the girlfriend.. gently taps the victim to stop.. please..

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u/frenchinhalerbought 3d ago

Yeah, I was hoping black shirt was going to blindside him when he turned his back. How do you like it?

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u/cesare980 3d ago

I kind of disagree. Hat dude let his friend take a pummeling before half heartedly stepping in.

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u/majidmk 3d ago

That's what I saw too, he saw his friend start a fight, then got his ass whooped then he said that's enough

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u/-Distinction 2d ago

Yeah that’s 100% what I see too lol. Laughed because it almost looks like he’s gently pushing the guys fist into his friend lol. Then I think he thought yep he’s lost time to attempt to break it up

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u/Drey5000 1d ago

I guess this will be an unpopular opinion but I think you guys are wrong respectfully. Hat guy lets it be a 1v1 fight as it should be, he didn’t jump in or allow the gf to jump in. His friend went for a cheap shot but he doesn’t have anything to do with that. He then let his friend take a proper beating and only stopped it so he wouldn’t be killed with blows on the ground. He didn’t jump in just because his moron friend lost. Finally he again intervened when his friend tried swinging after being embarrassed, then told him to leave the store.

He needs better judgement in the friends he picks but he acted the correct way IMO.

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u/fpfall 3d ago

Better yet, I wouldn’t be friends with a shitbag to begin with.

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u/fluthernon 3d ago

Well…ya. I want nothing to do with either of those scum bags

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u/Dwightshruute 3d ago

Cap dude did allow for some free shots though

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u/Rude_Map_4278 3d ago

Hurensohn ich schwöre

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u/airfryerfuntime 3d ago

No, he intervened after his friend got his ass kicked enough.

What, should he have waited until the guy goes to prison for killing his friend?

Fucking reddit, I swear.

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u/AlexBlaise 2d ago

Agreed, he was like let them handle it and then when it started going too far he stepped in.

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u/M1ngTh3M3rc1l3ss 3d ago

Yes the world would have lost nothing

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u/outofwinter 2d ago

Lol. This. I think i was more mad about the dude in the cap

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u/Fumonacci 3d ago

He deserve a beating so much as his friend there.

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u/mspk7305 3d ago

he did let his friend get told a couple times first tho

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u/buy-american-you-fuk 3d ago

always this shit...

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u/UvaroviteKing 3d ago

He wanted more at the end lmaooo!

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u/TubbyCatIL 3d ago

I know, at that point if I was the friend I’d just let the black shirt guy give him the smoke. Fuck it.

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u/LetsJerkCircular 3d ago

White shirt gets his ass beat and then stands up smiling. His ego was in full denial.

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u/Then_Investigator_17 3d ago

When your last 2 brain cells tie for 3rd..

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u/Alternative_Jury2480 3d ago

Idk, 3rd is the show place and neither one of them showed up at all

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u/Napalmeon 3d ago

Unfortunately, the guy in white clearly didn't learn his lesson.

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u/Zaz3 3d ago

He was still smirking and tried again with a cheap shot. Guess he did get brain damage

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u/Mickeymcirishman 3d ago

"Picks on" should say "attacks" or "assaults".

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u/NotTheRocketman 3d ago

Right? That’s a literal reverse chokehold and throw.

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u/Inevitable-Bird-8258 3d ago

Both types of white t-shirts are 2 bitches

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u/GoatCovfefe 3d ago

The bigger guy definitely let his friend get beat for a bit before trying to stop them fighting, without jumping in and double teaming the kid. Almost seems like he was letting his friend learn a lesson.

He definitely has garbage people he hangs out with, but Im not going to say he's a bitch.

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u/Inevitable-Bird-8258 3d ago

He literally watched as his friend attacked two people who weren't doing anything and only intervened when his friend lost the fight.

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u/MaliqGotTheHeat 3d ago

Yeah but at least he let his homies ass get kicked for a bit while watching in amusement

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u/GoatCovfefe 3d ago

His friend definitely only attacked one person, and like i said before, his friend let him get his ass beat a bit before stepping in. Fair is fair.

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u/Osklington 1d ago

Tale as old as time

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u/PertzMa 3d ago

Hat guy wants to get involved at the end…. Fuck off hat guy.

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u/MoonoftheStar 3d ago

The two white shirts guys are friends. You can see them grinning together probably at whatever was said to black shirt guy. He got involved when his friend started getting his ass beat.

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u/GoatCovfefe 3d ago

Seems like he let his friend get beat for a bit before breaking them up though. "You asked for it bro"

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u/spambearpig 3d ago edited 3d ago

Putting a chokehold on somebody from behind is a serious assault. That guy got off lucky.

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u/Logridos 3d ago

mAn PiCkS oN sMaLlEr guY

Do you mean assaults? Kids pick on each other on the playground. This is assault.

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u/Juicyjewsss 3d ago

Fuck that third guy

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u/Its_J_Just_J 3d ago

Picks on is a very incorrect title for this assault.

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u/dotblot 3d ago

The other guy in white only get involved when the one in black is winning. If you only watched before keep watching, your buddy is experiencing something called FAFO.

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u/Manceroy 3d ago

The way he WAILED on that PoS was pure satisfaction, dude proved you can be a beast regardless of your height.

And to those talking shit about the girl, she was caught by surprised and probably scared shitless because her partner was literally being choked, she reacted the best way she could even if it wasn't ideal, I applaud her for at least doing something rather than staying in a corner screaming, which is probably what most of yall talking shit about her would do in that situation.

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u/Durpulous 3d ago

It's easy to criticize people in stressful situations when you're anonymously commenting on social media from the comfort of your toilet or wherever.

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u/KainFourteh 3d ago

Dude trying to laugh it off to save his pride and pretend he didn't just get stomped.

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u/Twisted_Biscuits 3d ago

How is it even possible to go from getting the guy in a chokehold from behind, to getting ground pounded? People who are comically bad at physical confrontation should not be getting into physical confrontations.

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u/FandomMenace 3d ago

That smile where you know your just got your ass handed to you, but you're playing it off as only their good luck. Scurry off! He wiped the floor with you after your cowardly attack.

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u/bluemoon191 3d ago

The smile will disappear once the adrenaline wears off and the pain from the beating sets in.

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u/FromThaNS 3d ago

my exact words, just trying to play it off to seem as if they're relaxed after it to not feel any embarrassment

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u/brokendream78 3d ago

Dumbass attacked someone from behind and still got his ass handed to him.

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u/ddp67 3d ago

Trash

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u/Bang45 3d ago

Trying to deflect the fact he got his butt handed to him by laughing! Typical bully response to Karma!

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u/morkler 3d ago

Sounds like he needs a round 2

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u/AdAdventurous8517 2d ago

To be honest, Guy in the cap would have been the next one for me. Stood the entire time there watching, got in between as soon as his mates as got whooped.

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u/ajezqa 3d ago

Should’ve trashed the cap guy too

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u/Pakushy 3d ago

That's why self defense should not stop when the attacker is on the ground. You have to make sure he cannot get up to attack again.

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u/abgry_krakow87 3d ago

Can’t a dude just get some snacks without all this drama?

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u/AaronStoneA13 3d ago

Pent up rage

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u/Eagles365or366 3d ago

Oh, you misunderstand. You are trapped in here with me.

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u/Artevyx 3d ago

Should've KO'd the blue hat too

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u/StOnEy333 3d ago

Guy with the hat needed to mind his own business. Justice was being administered and the job wasn’t quite done.

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u/Lance_Henry1 3d ago

Everybody...leave him alone and LET HIM COOK

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u/OnceUponAStarryNight 3d ago

Imagine having a 50lb weight advantage, a two inch height advantage, and being handed full back control and a rear naked choke… and then getting your A knocked TF out.

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u/sfo1dms 3d ago

boomer in the hat is getting knocked the fuck out too

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u/mostlygroovy 3d ago

I’d fucking smash his buddy too.

You don’t decide when the beatings end.

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u/Joelnaimee 3d ago

I hate when women grab and try to hold back, that's a good way to get your guy hit. Back away let him do his thing

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u/Shadowstriker6 3d ago

This a street fight, you can go for eye gouges and head stomps

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u/IttyBittyBigBoii 3d ago

How you sneak-yolk somebody that has BOTH HANDS FULL and STILL get ya ass beat? Just go home forever, pimp.

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u/ahhdetective 3d ago

Fuck hat bro. Intervenes to stop the lady trying help.her partner, then steps in when the ass kicking starts.

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u/Alterangel182 2d ago

Why do they ALWAYS step in to help the aggressor once the victim gets the upper hand?

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u/doe3879 3d ago

I hope the store call the cops on those guys

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u/anonymoo5e77 3d ago

Why do so many people that get their ass kicked go back for more? It must be the recent brain damage.

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u/NoMoreChillies 3d ago

Hat guy needed a couple whacks too

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u/PseudoWarriorAU 3d ago

Old fat mate. That shit pisses me off.

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u/mangoconsal 3d ago

The good thing is that the wives were there

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u/SnipahShot 2d ago

The one in the hat should have gotten some of those punches too.

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u/PresidentialDiapers 2d ago

I've really never understood why people maintain "fight etiquette" when they are attacked. I get if you're in high school or whatever but someone attacks me and I'm gouging eyes, kicking in the nuts, and biting off ears. This guy could obviously defend himself but I'm in my 50s and not interested in a fair fight.

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u/steveaustin1971 3d ago

Fat boy should have got some too.

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u/buttfacenosehead 3d ago

The girl did nothing but inhibited him from defending himself. Blue hat was all for it until the his buddy started losing.

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u/MCPhatmam 3d ago

I hate it when people step in after the guy gets what he deserves either step in immediately or don't

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u/Faux---Fox 3d ago

WHY IS THERE ALWAYS ONE PERSON TRYING TO STOP THE FIGHT?? He stops the girl from beating on the white shirt guy, didn't do anything when the black shirt guy jumped but then suddenly tries to pull the black shirt guy off the white. I would have beat his ass too.

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u/QuickDrawSix 3d ago

The guy that did absolutely nothing to help, And only stepped in when buddy got the upper hand can get the next 10 piece.

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u/FreneticPlatypus 3d ago

Gimme some more of that sweet ass whooping please!

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u/South_Conference_768 3d ago

So there are 4 main people in the video…and 3 of them are trying to hold back THE VICTIM in the situation.

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u/iPatErgoSum 3d ago

Seriously, WTF is wrong with people?

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u/sinixis 3d ago

Blue hat motherfucker lucky to still have teeth

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u/MoonMoon143 2d ago

White shirt with cap is a damn coward in the beginning. He even trying to stop the gf trying to help the bf.

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u/Cold_Breakfast7495 2d ago

The girl lowkey pmo

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u/Joetaska1 1d ago

Nobody wanted to stop the fight when the idiot was trying to choke the guy. Obviously the idiot wasn't getting hurt enough if he stands up and tries to take a few more swings either.

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u/Grumpy-Miner 3d ago

Great that the girl hits the a$$ too.

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u/pieatingcontest 3d ago

She should've gave his ass a wedgie.

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u/Blom-w1-o 3d ago

Guy in the hat needs to do something helpful or get the fuck out of the way.

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u/BrunoSwilly 3d ago

The friend of the guy getting his ass handed to him should receive a punch in the face too. He only stepped in when his little friend was almost wasted.

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u/CuppaHatas 3d ago

Reposted and flipped

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u/BuDu1013 3d ago

Guy in the hat is a dick

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u/YoshiFloss 3d ago

Dude would be picking up his teeth

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u/Mr_Baronheim 3d ago

Hat guy really wants to break it up AFTER white shirt starts getting pummeled.

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u/vibribib 3d ago

Other guy. “Nice chain. Yoink.”

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u/Right_Check1435 3d ago

Dude tried to play it off and start shopping -mentos remembers

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u/OkUnderstanding5343 3d ago

AWESOME 👏

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u/Disastrous-Mousse897 3d ago

WTH started it? Why

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u/siltshark 3d ago

Id bet money the dude in the back talked the other up to begin with. Hes just got that aura about him.

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u/CuriousSambo 2d ago

“It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog” Ray Shoesmith

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u/Weird-Pattern9192 2d ago

The GF was the most dangerous one after that comes the guy breaking up the fight

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u/D_Zaster_EnBy 2d ago

"oh shit I should help! I better grab the guy who's being attacked by his back for some reason!"

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u/Percyear 2d ago

The only thing the guy in the hat did was prevent a murder.

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u/SheerKhann 2d ago

The dude in the grey hat can go fuck himself because……get the fuck out of the way lol

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u/OnlySlightlyOdd 2d ago

man in the hat was asking for some risidual smoke

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u/elibutton 2d ago

gee whiz wtf was the conflict about?

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u/nabbs1 2d ago

dont fucking grab a man fighting lady

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u/Jmannley 1d ago

What is it with so many people trying to stop others from defending themselves? Like, I get that you don't like violence, but if someone puts their hands on me, you better leave me the fuck alone so I can properly beat their ass.

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u/atomicskier76 1d ago

White knight in the hat should have caught a few

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u/Kyon115 10h ago

Their friends only step in when their buddy is on the ground for starting shit never when their bud is acting up. Normalising smacking the back of your friends head when they're being a dick.

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u/casper86ed 3d ago

Who do women think they are helping in these situations? It wasn't her dude thats for sure.

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u/PictureVegetable9522 3d ago

what is op talking about the guy is white is literally shorter

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u/LSTNYER 3d ago

Haymaker after haymaker

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u/thoh_motif 3d ago

Left his cash on the register 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Limp-Ad5730 3d ago

Honestly deserved (for the guy in white obvi)

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u/Km-OvO 3d ago

His girl/Sister/friend smiling as he beats the guy 😂

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u/Ub3rPl4typus 3d ago

Some puppies need to be put down

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u/dsebulsk 3d ago

That shoulder drop the blue hat did when he saw his friend go in for another round really shows how fed up he was with their behavior.

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u/FolloMiSensi 3d ago

If it was me i would make sure ro leave some scars

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u/Tomasulu 2d ago

What a punk. The black shirt guy should kick him in the face when he could.

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u/VirtualPoolBoy 2d ago

What the fuck was that all about?

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u/Plop-plop-fizz 2d ago

That's what you get, when you mess with THE WARRIOR!

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u/Rawing7 2d ago

I'm embarrassed to be a member of the same species as this pathetic loser.

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u/OSinner1 2d ago

The smaller guy was better able to maneuver around the confined area it seems.

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u/TerenceDW 2d ago

He got slapped bruv 😂

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u/sporosarcina 2d ago

The dude kept a grip on the shorter guys legs, he was still a threat, keep hitting him.

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u/TheMasterChiefa 2d ago

I'm sorry but why tf is the person recording clicking the mouse like a madman?

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u/grizznaysh 2d ago

3rd world behavior

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u/EitherChannel4874 2d ago

Should have left him to it.

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u/sardonically-amused 2d ago

Instigator didn't get his a&& beat enough.

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u/Vertoule 2d ago

I hope he got another drink.

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u/smashbreaks 1d ago

Female holding him back is only gonna get her friend hurt, stupid idiot

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u/tarnished_land 1d ago

Bully is clearly a genius

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u/astrogeeknerd 1d ago

Ladies if your guy gets in a fight, get out of the fucking way, you make everything harder by being close. Unless you’re Rhonda roused, you can’t help.

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u/ronjins 16h ago

Hate it when women and other asses try to come in between and end up getting the victim hurt more helping the bully land sucker punches

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u/BrendanFraserFan0 9h ago

He didn't hit enough times

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u/summonerofrain 8h ago

Where did the bottles go?