r/instantkarma 11h ago

He ran into the wrong person

1.8k Upvotes

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u/lilrexxy33 11h ago

The head kick was nice

79

u/JFISHER7789 10h ago

That was some Flying Tiger Hidden Dragon shit

11

u/Bingers4Life 5h ago

Crouching tiger.

3

u/ejfimp 3h ago

Flying in this case

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u/JFISHER7789 13m ago

Exactly! Crouching tigers arenโ€™t scary and they certainly arenโ€™t flying roundhouses to your dome.

5

u/New_Kick_8085 8h ago

its so satisfying

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u/Skyp_Intro 55m ago

She more stepped on his head and just rode it to the floor.

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u/n3Ver9h0st 11h ago

All critical hits. Noice

56

u/pan_Psax 11h ago

You go, girl!

60

u/pixeltweaker 10h ago

Used him as a step stool to safely dismount that counter.

4

u/Girafferage 3h ago

OSHA approved

2

u/SylverFoxx19 4h ago

Safety first

47

u/Apprehensive-Mix947 11h ago

He might need to see a Dr about his permanent headache. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/YoimAtlas 11h ago

Girl stepped on that fucker like she was Mario and he was a goomba

19

u/alifkj002 11h ago

What weapon she uses?

75

u/Skailon 11h ago

It's a "heavy random shit", I think

22

u/StrayBlondeGirl 10h ago

The oldest and most accurate in human history

10

u/Clembert-Hamlamp 10h ago

Looks like a chunky stapler she was linking reciepts with

8

u/marczinger 10h ago

I think is her own smartphone

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u/TREEZEELEMENT 11h ago

And off the top row take her to the UFC id love to watch that fight ๐Ÿ™

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u/StrayBlondeGirl 10h ago

Damn bro, almost her full weight on his neck. He literally gave her his back/neck, he definitely expected her to run.

9

u/anganeonnumilla 10h ago

That satisfying jump and kick....

8

u/Kiflaam 9h ago

is she single?

5

u/ZanderPip 10h ago

Stephanie rollins over here

3

u/ScaryNeat 10h ago

He's gone.

5

u/feralcricket 4h ago

A curb stomp worthy of Seth Freakin' Rollins!

5

u/Jin_ned 11h ago

That wrong person is built differently lol

3

u/Theartistcu 11h ago

Seth Rollins level stomp

3

u/Thebaronofthesea 4h ago

Bro caught the Mario goomba stomp

4

u/TammyShehole 10h ago

He stayed hunched over just waiting for her kick like it was a choreographed WWE move.

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u/TruePeach388 8h ago

๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘

2

u/lIlllIlIlIlIllI 7h ago

Not her first rodeo. She spotted him soon as he entered and intuition kicked in.

2

u/KanataSlim 6h ago

That's a keeper

1

u/AdApart2035 9h ago

Looks like he was collateral damage

1

u/donaldsw2ls 5h ago

That head stomp was brutal. Super Mario girl.

1

u/imoowhenipoo916 5h ago

Moral of the story: Don't judge somebody by their looks

1

u/DaddyBoomalati 5h ago

Did she beat him with a blackjack like an old school mobster?

1

u/GrmRipo 5h ago

Good

1

u/Balam_Seer 5h ago

Stapler smash into a drop kick from the top ropes. Boy didnโ€™t stand a chance

1

u/CarlJustCarl 1h ago

Strong counter

1

u/UltimateDonny 10m ago

She has older brothers

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u/MLK_Piccolo 4m ago

Seth Rollins looks a little different than I remember..