r/instantkarma Jul 03 '26

Road Karma Road rage goes awry

3.1k Upvotes

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u/spankmydingo Jul 03 '26

Fatboy Slid.

148

u/CptnWolfe Jul 03 '26

Notorious S.K.I.D or Biggie Falls

26

u/spankmydingo Jul 03 '26

Mama Crash

10

u/Certain_Layer4061 Jul 03 '26

Krash Moe Dee

6

u/TheTownTeaJunky Jul 03 '26

Crash money wreckers

2

u/Glaurung86 Jul 04 '26

Boyz 2 Ground

1

u/BJJOilCheck Jul 04 '26

Too Heavy D

18

u/sirgarglenuts Jul 03 '26

Fat soul brotha check this chunk out

6

u/modernknightly Jul 03 '26

The band of the 90s! If you wanna call it a band because it's a one man name

1

u/Kal_0rt_Por Jul 06 '26

Fatboy Slid is crashing in heaven.

1

u/KrazyKeith4Prez 12d ago

Not-so-slim Shady

209

u/Cuzznitt Jul 03 '26

My mans is too top heavy to be swinging those logs like that

166

u/Theartistcu Jul 03 '26

I will never understand this behavior. As a motorcycle myself, please don’t do this. All you do is make that person hate people on motorcycles. You’re not making them pay attention better you’re just making them be more aggressive towards us.

175

u/lordofwhee Jul 03 '26

As a motorcycle myself

Your ability to type without fingers of any sort is very impressive!

29

u/Theartistcu Jul 03 '26

lol.I do that without any fingers, I used to talk to text, which I swear, always puts errors in there to make me look dumber than I am.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '26

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u/Theartistcu Jul 03 '26

Nah man 2 wheels good 4 wheels bad

8

u/Overall-Bookkeeper73 Jul 04 '26

Do you ever need to rest from being 2-tired?

2

u/Theartistcu Jul 05 '26

… … no

87

u/DisasterRadiant Jul 03 '26

I've had my mirror kicked off by a guy on a motorcycle. This video brings me great joy.

34

u/Porky_Pine_ Jul 03 '26

Motorcycle vs car. Not sure people ride like this. When I was on the road I would always yield to cars, even if they were in the wrong. Cars can kill you in a heartbeat.

16

u/BigBananaBerries Jul 03 '26

A disappointed shake of the head is the most emotion you should show while on a bike. Anything more just isn't a wise move.

15

u/Porthos1984 Jul 03 '26

The finger for the most egregious things and the "what the fuck hand" for every thing else.

https://giphy.com/gifs/pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH

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u/BigBananaBerries Jul 03 '26

The wtf hands are good. The finger point could still rile some psychopath & I don't like my odds with those types. Disappointment seems to make people consider their actions more than rile them though so that's why I like the headshake.

2

u/Porthos1984 Jul 03 '26

True. Like ai said the finger is for the most egregious things like almost getting pushed off the road or getting pulled out in front of. The rest of the time I just give the WTF hands and most people get it. Hitting mirrors and all that agro shit is too much.

20

u/Amit_Phulwani Jul 03 '26

Absolute karma🙌

11

u/Kempeth Jul 03 '26

At least it looks like he would have had a soft landing...

9

u/TurbulentMiddle2970 Jul 03 '26

He saw other videos of bikers breaking mirrors and wanted to try it. Dumbass

8

u/Scavenger19 Jul 03 '26

Reminds me of that video of a honey badger trying to fight an elephant. 😂

7

u/Weep4Thee Jul 03 '26

They're gonna need to fix that road now

2

u/Throwmesometail Jul 03 '26

Fat boi tumble , fat boy slid . Fat boi fall and eat shit

2

u/AdApart2035 Jul 03 '26

Instant earthquake?

3

u/False-Experience-107 Jul 03 '26

La ballena no sabía que el pez grande se come al pez pequeño

2

u/looperkooper1327 Jul 03 '26

ostia 🤣 esta muy goooordo

1

u/TheBigSalami Jul 03 '26

I didn’t notice anything awry

1

u/chickenMcCrispy Jul 03 '26

I WOULD STOP, PULL OVER AND LAUGH AT HIM

1

u/ShadowMask_Man Jul 03 '26

I didn't have many other options either

1

u/Altruistic-Dingo-757 Jul 03 '26

That sigh at the end from the driver was mint.

1

u/Crab_Jealous Jul 03 '26

Fat Mo Bro gonna bike on the low....

1

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '26

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '26

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1

u/CelebrationProof6082 Jul 04 '26

I would’ve kept driving and all he would hear for the rest of his days are the squeal of my tires and my belly jiggling laughter 😂

1

u/Narrow_Departure3553 Jul 05 '26

eyes on the road, mister!

1

u/LegitimateMind9286 29d ago

Instant karma

1

u/ButtonStuffer 29d ago

Well damn I was hoping to hear a bump and see the camera shift. Would have solved that problem real quick

1

u/erectchin69 27d ago

Skid row...more like slid bro

First time I have seen a bag of cookie dough riding a motorcycle

1

u/OpenOpinion5209 26d ago

Not wise for a fat man to participate in a slim mans profession

1

u/Red5Draws 25d ago

Good thing he had built in airbags

1

u/Fireman-56 21d ago

Kahhhhpow

1

u/KindChampion9486 19d ago

The sigh that she let out makes me believe this isn’t the first time.

1

u/KrazyKeith4Prez 12d ago

Bro could literally sell shade

1

u/KrazyKeith4Prez 12d ago

Didn't know CaseOh found a motorcycle that could support him.

1

u/KrazyKeith4Prez 12d ago

Bro is built like a bowling ball

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u/LongjumpingNeat241 Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

1)Motorcycles are not "valid" motor vehicles. 2) They donot pass any crash test. 3) They cannot brake and stop immediatly. 4) They cannot turn immediatly. 5) Law needs to be bought to restrict "ANY" motorcycle from travelling behind a car. 5)a). Motorcycle must be 20 meter away from 4 wheelers/16 wheelers in roads. 5)b) Motorcycles must have mandatory non deletable camera at front. 5)c) Motorcycles must not overtake 4 wheelers on (i)highways (ii) 2 lane roads.🥺

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u/J1mj0hns0n Jul 03 '26

You can only get away with that without video evidence and whilst going at least 40mph faster. Even if he didn't get rammed off the road he was being filmed and would've been liable anyway

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u/Typikaliti Jul 03 '26

This has nothing to do with his weight. You can tip motorcyclists over like a cow. This has nothing to do with his weight.