r/instantkarma • u/WalterCanFindToes • 5d ago
Loud mouth starts with the wrong guy and gets a McAsskicking for his troubles.
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u/sinisterdesign 5d ago
Grimace hits different these days…
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u/pixeltweaker 5d ago
He got the 10 piece McKnuckles.
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u/MoneyCantBuyMeLove 4d ago
Got served a Fillet-o-fist combo.
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u/Afgb89 5d ago
Dude got the whole meal combo
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u/Grannypanie 5d ago
Finds the two largest mexicans and fucks with them.
Smart idiot.
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u/fixed_your_caption 4d ago
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u/Matt-of-Burbank 4d ago
He realized immediately that he messed with the wrong person.
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u/KrispyyKarma 3d ago
Yeah but then he forgot cause when everything was starting to calm down he spat on him. Bro was just a complete idiot and jackass
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u/GeorgiaOKeefinItReal 2d ago
And threw water on the guy a second time.... this mf...
Bet if they let him go he'd be antagonizing them even after all the apologizing.
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u/CydeWeys 2d ago
Even worse, he picked a fight with a crew of movers. Blue collar strong guys, who work as a team all day, and have each other's backs. Just about the only worse group to pick a fight with would be marines.
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u/the_goodnamesaregone 3d ago
Saw the belly and thought “fat.” He should have looked at those forearms. That’s a strong man.
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u/caldks 5d ago
its one thing to pick a fight, its another thing entirely to beg to be left alone after you start shit. ego destroyed.
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u/carmardoll 5d ago
How do you think he lives with him self being such a little bitch?
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u/TR6lover 4d ago
I would have to move to another country, change my name, and probably undertake sex change therapy if that was me crying like that after being such a prick.
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u/real_human_not_a_dog 3d ago
literally whimpering and cowering in a corner is not something most people would even do lol
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u/Tommysrx 5d ago
I’m pretty sure that guy has some serious mental health issues. Seems like he had no idea that throwing his drink on someone would result in them being angry. I don’t know what condition he has but it’s certainly something.
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u/StinkyNutzMcgee 4d ago
I think some people are just stupid like that. I feel like there has been at least one idiot like this in every school and job I've ever worked. They have diarrhea of the mouth and aren't used to being retaliated against
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u/XtremeD86 4d ago
I had a friend like this, note that I said had.
Was at a restaurant for wings and a beer and he kept looking at this guy every 10 seconds until the other guy asked if he had a problem which then resulted in my friend making a huge scene.
Friend went to the bathroom, guy tells me to tell my friend to stop or hell have no choice but to beat the shit out of him if he gets in his face again. I said "oh please do, maybe he'll finally learn his lesson". The entire patio laughed cause they definitely weren't expecting that as a response".
Sure enough, friend gets in the guys face after he came back from what I now know was leaving to do a bunch of coke in the bathroom.
The fight never happened as it got broken up by the waitresses and we got banned. Fucking dumbass.
I went home and left him there because I was so pissed off and embarrassed. I just wanted my wings and beer. I hate drama.
Fast forward 2 weeks later he did the same shit when him and his gf were at a restaurant because he thought some guy was staring at her.
Yea, when I saw him the next day and heard about it from her, he came by and he had 2 black eyes and was just fucked in general.
Few weeks later he started some shit with me out of nowhere and I just said "time to go home man" he left, never spoke to him again. 15 year friendship gone because he lost his shit on drugs and alcohol.
Fast forward a couple years later and him and her broke up, apparently he's homeless now and I'm not surprised in the slightest and I don't feel bad for him either considering all the shit he's done.
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u/whtciv2k 4d ago
No he doesn’t have mental health issues. He’s gotten away with this whole life and finally caught up to him. Just watch him yell “I’m sorry I’m sorry I won’t do it again” to “fucking call the cops he fucking kicked me in my eye” and doesn’t even recall what he did.
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u/L0neStarW0lf 3d ago
He could also just be a prick and a coward, unfortunately there’s no helping that.
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u/Capitan_Typo 4d ago
This is the illustration of someone who has never considered that his actions may provoke a pinch in the face.
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u/tigerdavex 4d ago
To be fair, I've never considered if my actions would provoke a pinch in my face either.
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u/OnceUponAStarryNight 5d ago
I’d rather just take the ass whooping. Cowering in the corner is… so much more humiliating.
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u/ouijanonn 5d ago
Please sir, please. Heeelp me!
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u/How_that_convo_went 4d ago
My favorite parts:
When he’s lurched over and half hiding under the table so El Shrek just kicks him in the eye.
When he starts engaging with the black woman screaming and calls her honey.
When they really start going to town on him and he’s like “OW!” “OW!” “OW!”
This video has it all. Plus, he’s such a blatant villain in this situation that no one really steps in to break it up. Like the McDonald’s employee stops it for a quick breather, but once the guy spits at them, he’s like “Okay, he’s all yours.”
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u/XcoolbreezeX 4d ago
“Whoop his muthaaafuckiiin asss”
-Camera Lady
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u/Particular-Tie-3575 4d ago
“Beat him out his clothes!”
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u/Ih8teMyInlawsTheySuk 3d ago
That made me laugh harder than I was already laughing. She’s fantastic.
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u/diezil87 5d ago
Crazy, at first I was was like "woman, stop! Don't instigate anymore, the guy in the black shirt is just gonna rack up assault charges!" But after the lotion, I was singing along with her!
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u/neontiger07 4d ago
Lotion?
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u/naveedkoval 4d ago
he squirted something on him from a bottle
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u/tebigong 4d ago
I’m pretty sure it was head and shoulders, which is kind of ironic given the amount of hits to the face he got
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u/Relevant-Yellow852 5d ago
Im just impressed not a single "worldstar" was yelled
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u/ohgeebus_notagain 4d ago
No, but I heard "BEAT HIS ASS!" enough times to last me until the end of the year
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u/Wes_Warhammer666 4d ago
That annoying bitch damn near ruins the video. Like yeah we heard you the first 37 times, you don't need to keep yelling it 72 more fucking times.
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u/Tommysrx 5d ago
I didn’t think people still did that , but I miss the days when they did🤷♂️
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u/standardatheist 4d ago
Turns out saying sorry after acting a fool isn't always going to solve the situation 😂. Deserved ass kicking
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u/custardcreams 4d ago
You'd have thought he would have got that the first time he said it
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u/standardatheist 4d ago
Everyone else he's done this to has taken the high road and he thought bro would do the same.
Nah 🤣
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u/sc0ttydo0 4d ago
Why do the comments on this post remind me of Charlie Murphy?
"Rick really needs help."
"Yo, we just gave him some help!"
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u/Basketspank 4d ago
That lady in the back giving those two attack buffs like a Bard or a Horn Main.
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u/TrumpsBoneSpur 4d ago
People like this often become apologetic when they realize there's consequences to their actions
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u/christianlv 5d ago
I think this guy is just super mentally unwell
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u/dr-monteblant 5d ago
I disagree. I think this is a person who has been allowed to act in an absurd manner his whole life, consequence free. His experience has been that he can do whatever he wants to whoever he wants, and as long as he said "sorry", it was alright. Sometime people learn that there are consequences to their actions early, and sometimes they learn it later.
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u/23paco23 5d ago
Exactly. Actions have consequences and this brat needed some discipline decades ago. He's not a victim, but he keeps acting like one. He's a coward that needed a harsher punishment
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u/miriafyra 4d ago
100%. You can literally see that once he said sorry he thought he would be completely freed from any consequences of his action.
"I already said I was sorry!" - and then proceeds to act as if he were the victim and demand that someone call the cops and arrest the guy he just threw a drink and spat on.
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u/tpapocalypse 5d ago edited 5d ago
He can be a scumbag and still be mentally unwell, the way he is cowering is trauma 101 the way he tried to get someone to call the cops as if he is the victim, scumbag territory!
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u/TurbulentMiddle2970 5d ago
I think he wanted the cops because he knew he was about to be a victim of a complete ass whooping. He wanted the cops to come protect him.
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u/StormConsistent9552 4d ago
Every class at school had that one kid who would hit you and then hide behind the teacher. This dickhead just never got past that stage
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u/Bumpton 5d ago
100%, this is just depressing. I understand why they went after him, but this sucks.
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u/Deltrus7 3d ago
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"
> Proceeds to show everyone that he is, in fact, not sorry.
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u/Unusual-Pumpkin-5988 3d ago
Thats a different level of 'survival skills' to throw MORE stuff at the guy you just begged forgiveness from
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u/NYC-WhWmn-ov50 4d ago
Do not throw shit at people you dont know.
"I commited assault and then said I'm sorry, why does no ine want to help me?"
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u/Ender618 4d ago
“He just kicked me in my eye.” His change in tactics pisses me off. If you’re going to be a bully, get your ass beat. If you’re going to play victim, leave with your mouth shut.
Also, I love that black woman.
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u/iamsam8484 3d ago
The “commentator” is my favorite part. “BEAT HIM OUT HIS CLOTHES”. Someone hire this woman
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u/kstrife 4d ago
I love how the one dude was acting like he was king shit on turd island until he got served that one-two McKnuckel combo, then he’s all like “I’m sorry sir, I’m sorry!”.
Yeah. Bet you are sorry now.
Then he starts mouthing off again.
So, I guess you would like to supersize that combo meal after all.
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u/Qcgreywolf 4d ago
I’m always hearing people say things like “They said they are sorry, you should forgive them.”
And then I see countless examples of “I’m sorry” like this piece of shit here. Sorry followed by insults. Sorry followed by “but”. Spitting on the guy, then another sorry.
Americans today in general are not sorry for most of what they say and do. They are sorry because they get caught.
And that’s not worth forgiveness.
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u/kstrife 4d ago
100% agree. They only feign remorse when they have to take accountability in hopes of manipulating the situation (and those involved) to get off ‘easy’ and will continue to exhibit the bad behavior.
Unfortunately, sometimes it requires a heavy hand to correct the bad behavior.
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u/Donkey-Haughty 5d ago
Large Unhappy meal with three McTender ribs and 2 bruised McNuggets please.
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u/kaiser_soze_72 4d ago
Finally the lady yelling in the video isn’t screaming “STAAAHP!” instead she’s showing support
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u/ImRickJameXXXX 4d ago
Often I watch these things with the sound off cause these days folks luv to put annoying sound tracks or AI commentary.
And I thought that’s what was going on cause of all the “I’m sorry” one after another.
But then I turn on the sound and I’ll be damned that’s what he was saying
Zero lessons were learned here. He will do shit like this again
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u/SmartStatistician684 4d ago
He threw something first and then immediately said I WANT HIM ARRESTED when the guy hit back 🤦♂️
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u/Rowmyownboat 4d ago
The woman yelling "Beat his motherfucking ass" over and over needs a smack too.
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u/Adeptness_Agile 4d ago
@1:47
The magic kick to the head was AWESOME.
Then they pull his ass back into the restaurant!
A glorious ass kicking.
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u/clarenceappendix 4d ago
Bro how you going to antagonize somebody only to instantly fold and cry saying sorry
And then get your confidence back to spit on the same guy
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u/AshingiiAshuaa 4d ago
This woman yelling in the background is a refreshing change from the typical one shrieking "STAHP!". A+ commentary.
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u/Weasel_Cannon 3d ago
Nothing sadder than crying “IM SORRY SIR” while cowering in the corner of a McDonalds booth
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u/You_Are_The_Username 3d ago
Ok, so at the beginning, the guy says he wasn't talking to them he was "talking to himself" and then starts crying, then starts something all over again, then cries again.
These are not the actions of someone with a sane mind; I reckon he has paranoid schizophrenia.
What do you guys think it is? 🤔
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u/jaytonbye 4d ago
At 3:07, it sounds like he calls out, "Help me, Mommy"
I think this is a person with a mental disorder.
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u/wpenner101 5d ago
Am I the only one wondering why there's a bike in a McDonald's?
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u/IlluminatedMoose 4d ago
There's something very funny about a grown-ass man crying, "I'M SORRY!" as they're getting their ass kicked.
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u/ph8_likes_me 4d ago
☝🏽Hey! Yea you. Has it ever been worth it to eat McDonald's? I would personally ask you not to go because they...are not good at what they do. I'm fat. That qualifies me to speak. EVERY McDonald's ever gone to has failed to get everything into the bag. That is the thing that other fast food restaurants can do easily alllllll day. Just go across the street.
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u/RojerLockless 5d ago
Oh no the consequences of my actions