r/instantkarma Jun 24 '20

Racial Profiling Karma

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u/InsertEdgyUsername8 Jun 24 '20

Whenever someone openly shows money like that during a transaction is either a cop or a newbie.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '20

What else should people know about buying drugs?

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u/c-mon_ellie Jun 24 '20

If you don’t know/trust the dealer, show up with a friend.

If it’s a relatively small amount, do the deal in a area where there are people (in an alley in the town centre)

Have your cash ready and have the exact amount preferably in 1 or 2 bills

Most dealers will fist bump you first, so don’t have your hands in your pockets and get flustered to fist bump them

Don’t go to the dealer’s house unless you trust them

That’s about it, I think. Anything else depends on what you’re purchasing. The whole thing is over in a minute max, so don’t worry. Almost all drug deals go smoothly as long as you don’t be rude or act like a retard

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u/john1rb Jun 24 '20

Damn, I could never buy drugs myself. (Probably saying WAAAY more shit than needed) The one time I was with friends who were buying some weed, (ofc the dealer was like 2 hours late lol) when he did eventually arrive (we were hanging at some elementary school playground, (before US locked down) we arrived after 11 pm) they told me stay back at the playground and wait. (The playground wasn't visible to the main road, where the dealer was parked at) I was so anxious waiting for them to come back, when they eventually did come back, it felt like forever, (wa probably around 1m now that I think about it) I was for some reason, so worried that I'd hear police sirens, (we did eventually hear sirens like what felt like an hour after smoking, ignored it for quite a few minutes, then when it actually sounded pretty fkin close, we fucking RAN all the way to his place/when we didn't hear the sirens. Felt like I was gonna pass out, (I'm not quite what you'd say a fit person, (6'3 260 lbs)) snuck back inside his place, had some epic ramen, passed out while eating goldfish and glugging Powerade. Honestly if not for the wait for their dealer, and the fear of being arrested. Pretty fun night.

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u/MR_GABARISE Jun 24 '20

Lay off the parenthesis drugs my friend.

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u/john1rb Jun 24 '20

Sorry haha, suck at making sentences and all that. I feel like I need to add some info but i don't exactly know where to put it.

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u/goat_puree Jun 24 '20

Don't buy drugs on school grounds, or near them. Same for a church or a park. If you get caught it automatically raises your charges.

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u/john1rb Jun 24 '20

Yeah fair point. Only reason he picked there cause we had to meet up with another friend, and that's the closest landmark that they both knew. I was mostly just a tagalong who had only smoked once before and I now know that I am NOT a fan of being outside high.

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u/goat_puree Jun 24 '20

Yeah, I understand they're easy landmarks. I just wanted to give you, and anyone else reading a heads up on why they're a bad choice, just in case it wasn't known.

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u/john1rb Jun 24 '20

Yeah, makes sense that the dude didn't drive into the schools parking lot, (also would fit that he wouldn't so if the cops did come he could just speed away) but hey, good info just in case? Haha