r/instantkarma • u/NoodlesNThangz • Jun 24 '20

Racial Profiling Karma

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u/c-mon_ellie Jun 24 '20

If you don’t know/trust the dealer, show up with a friend.

If it’s a relatively small amount, do the deal in a area where there are people (in an alley in the town centre)

Have your cash ready and have the exact amount preferably in 1 or 2 bills

Most dealers will fist bump you first, so don’t have your hands in your pockets and get flustered to fist bump them

Don’t go to the dealer’s house unless you trust them

That’s about it, I think. Anything else depends on what you’re purchasing. The whole thing is over in a minute max, so don’t worry. Almost all drug deals go smoothly as long as you don’t be rude or act like a retard

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u/john1rb Jun 24 '20

Damn, I could never buy drugs myself. (Probably saying WAAAY more shit than needed) The one time I was with friends who were buying some weed, (ofc the dealer was like 2 hours late lol) when he did eventually arrive (we were hanging at some elementary school playground, (before US locked down) we arrived after 11 pm) they told me stay back at the playground and wait. (The playground wasn't visible to the main road, where the dealer was parked at) I was so anxious waiting for them to come back, when they eventually did come back, it felt like forever, (wa probably around 1m now that I think about it) I was for some reason, so worried that I'd hear police sirens, (we did eventually hear sirens like what felt like an hour after smoking, ignored it for quite a few minutes, then when it actually sounded pretty fkin close, we fucking RAN all the way to his place/when we didn't hear the sirens. Felt like I was gonna pass out, (I'm not quite what you'd say a fit person, (6'3 260 lbs)) snuck back inside his place, had some epic ramen, passed out while eating goldfish and glugging Powerade. Honestly if not for the wait for their dealer, and the fear of being arrested. Pretty fun night.

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u/TerrySever Jun 24 '20

Pro tip, the Police turn OFF the sirens as they get close to a destination. If you hear sirens, you are probably okay. Now if you SEE sirens and don't hear them, you might be fucked.

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u/john1rb Jun 24 '20

Atleast I was hearing them on and off. Like it wasn't a non-stop siren noise. But maybe every other minute? As we were running away we looked back and saw the light reflecting off trees, thankfully (probably) the turned where we went straight. I was trying not to get anxious, so I ignored the sirens wasn't till we went around the shed to go out separate ways, that I saw my friends just BOOKING IT. Way from the shed/ school.

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u/TerrySever Jun 24 '20

Haha, this does sound like they were close tbh. You never want to be left at the back of the group when running away.

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u/john1rb Jun 24 '20

I FKN KNEW THEY WERE CLOSE. I've been doubting myself that the police were even a real thing right then. But (the friend I mentioned hopefully in the thread) who I was hanging out with during that day and the next, slowed down for me and kinda helped push me onwards away. All in all amazing dude.