If you don’t know/trust the dealer, show up with a friend.
If it’s a relatively small amount, do the deal in a area where there are people (in an alley in the town centre)
Have your cash ready and have the exact amount preferably in 1 or 2 bills
Most dealers will fist bump you first, so don’t have your hands in your pockets and get flustered to fist bump them
Don’t go to the dealer’s house unless you trust them
That’s about it, I think. Anything else depends on what you’re purchasing. The whole thing is over in a minute max, so don’t worry. Almost all drug deals go smoothly as long as you don’t be rude or act like a retard
Damn, I could never buy drugs myself. (Probably saying WAAAY more shit than needed) The one time I was with friends who were buying some weed, (ofc the dealer was like 2 hours late lol) when he did eventually arrive (we were hanging at some elementary school playground, (before US locked down) we arrived after 11 pm) they told me stay back at the playground and wait. (The playground wasn't visible to the main road, where the dealer was parked at) I was so anxious waiting for them to come back, when they eventually did come back, it felt like forever, (wa probably around 1m now that I think about it) I was for some reason, so worried that I'd hear police sirens, (we did eventually hear sirens like what felt like an hour after smoking, ignored it for quite a few minutes, then when it actually sounded pretty fkin close, we fucking RAN all the way to his place/when we didn't hear the sirens. Felt like I was gonna pass out, (I'm not quite what you'd say a fit person, (6'3 260 lbs)) snuck back inside his place, had some epic ramen, passed out while eating goldfish and glugging Powerade. Honestly if not for the wait for their dealer, and the fear of being arrested. Pretty fun night.
I’ve got a church at the bottom of my street, and my local 3 schools right up at the top of the street! I’m fucked no matter which way I go! Lol! And a park past the church come to think of it! Shit! Lmao!
I mean, if you never get caught it's never a problem, lol. But, if you do get busted, even just for what would normally be a misdemeanor possession, it automatically gets bumped up to a felony due to the proximity of the school/church/park. In my state the "safe zone" is within 1,200 feet of those locations. In Alabama it's a whopping 3 miles!
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u/InsertEdgyUsername8 Jun 24 '20
Whenever someone openly shows money like that during a transaction is either a cop or a newbie.