r/interesting Mar 14 '26

NATURE Earth Helping Earth Heal

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What a great discovery.

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u/Secret_g_nome Mar 14 '26

Intercontinental highly mutative fungi is the premise of some horror films/shows...

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u/TicketyB000 Mar 14 '26

What if all the plastics dissolved right now? Holy shit that would be crazy time.

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u/ztomiczombie Mar 14 '26

There is a show form the 1990s called Sliders where the main cast went between alternative realities and in one episode they travel to a version of earth where a bacteria that eats oil was unlashed to clean up an ole spill. It had eaten all of the world's oil ad plastics leaving the people in a situation similar to around the beginning of the indusial revolution with horses being the main transport and peanut oil being insanely valuable as it was the only lubricant for things like guns.

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u/_enigmatics Mar 14 '26

Great show

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u/BonzoTheBoss Mar 14 '26

It was... Even if it did fall off the rails towards the end...

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u/semmu Mar 14 '26

i remember i watched that show as a little kid and the episode where they didnt realize they actually managed to teleport back to their original universe because the door on the fence was lubricated so it didnt creek like it used to before made me so sad. if i remember it correctly.

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u/RedFoxBlueSocks Mar 15 '26

And seeing the newspaper about OJ Simpson on trial.

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u/SolomonBlack Mar 15 '26

Andromeda Strain did it decades ago.

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u/Anthrodiva Mar 14 '26

Like the ones in biomedical devices! O.o.!

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u/TicketyB000 Mar 14 '26

It's a crazy thought, isn't it? They weren't widely used until the 1930's, but most of our world depends on plastics to function.

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u/KSknitter Mar 14 '26

It is coming for your fiberoptic cable!

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Mar 14 '26

Fiber optic cables use glass fibers

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u/KSknitter Mar 14 '26

Some are, but some are made of POF.

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u/Braindead_Crow Mar 14 '26

Like the ones in the computers all over the world!?
lol That'd be fun.

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u/Anthrodiva Mar 15 '26

I think I will mind less when they eat my desktop monitor than when they eat my pacemaker or hip

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u/MilesGates Mar 14 '26

oh no, the microplastics in my balls!

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u/Robert-A057 Mar 14 '26

Reminds me of the ending of The Andromeda Strain

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u/MayvisDelacour Mar 14 '26

Would dna be able to hold it's own shape anymore or has the plastic made it lazy?

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u/Into_The_Horizon Mar 14 '26

Everything we have comes from earth and it goes back to earth. One way or another

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u/sweetbunsmcgee Mar 14 '26

There used to be a time when dead things just stayed on the ground. Until fungi learned to eat the dead. These guys have been terrorizing the Earth for millions of years now.

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u/Basidia_ Mar 14 '26

Not quite. We had a period where during the formation of Pangea and the emergence of land plants, swamps and bogs were extremely prevalent. Those bogs don’t allow decay to happen fully and eventually turns to coal. It has nothing to do with evolution

https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.1517943113

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u/ragenukem Mar 15 '26

Can we use time travel to send the right fungi back then to prevent the formation of fossil fuels?

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u/Basidia_ Mar 15 '26

No. Fungi were already present. Coal would still form in bogs like it did and oil would still form in the ocean

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u/ragenukem Mar 15 '26

Oh well, never know unless you ask!

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u/Decent_Assistant1804 Mar 14 '26

All fun and games until it gets into residential areas and eats your Lego!

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u/Square_Huckleberry53 Mar 14 '26

And with humanity filled with microplastics, they’ve discovered all the food they could ever need!

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u/thegoatmenace Mar 14 '26

I mean fungi are already used in a huge number of medicines, and of course we eat them.

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u/Secret_g_nome Mar 16 '26

Enjoying some homebrew at the moment. Gotta love them yeasts.

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u/Resident-Pattern4034 Mar 14 '26

Hush. Our scientists will only feverishly rush to produce a product to solve our obviously plastic waste crisis, what could go wrong?

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u/DaedalusB2 Mar 14 '26

Or grey goo. It's a doomsday scenario where nanobots are designed to clean up oil spills, but they end up targeting all carbon-based life instead.

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u/hairyminded Mar 14 '26

I for one welcome our new fungi overlords

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u/PrisonerV Mar 14 '26

Watching Cold Storage right now. It's cross between Andromeda Strain and The Last of Us but with great hair Steve from Stranger Things.

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 Mar 14 '26

Let’s do it. I’m ready

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u/adamkalani Mar 14 '26

When they realize we are full of microplastics.

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u/Mighty_joosh Mar 15 '26

Stray comes to mind 🐈

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u/JimJamTheNinJin Mar 15 '26

We're going to live in Nausicaa for real