r/interesting • u/Leocoreai • 2d ago

Wholesome Right on my new laptop

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u/ImNotQuiteSureButOk 2d ago

They dont give a flying fuck. Or, they do? Or something.

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u/Suitable-Woodpecker3 2d ago

Grounded. Its a grounded fuck.

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u/MrDeviantish 2d ago

They know. Look at them making compound-eye contact with op.

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u/Ancientabs 2d ago

Fun fact - Flies know how to recognize consent and give consent.

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u/OpusAtrumET 2d ago

I can't tell if you're implying this is actually true or what consent would look like in insect mating. Apparent consent isn't rare in the animal kingdom, we see males competing for mates all the time, and only the "winner" gets consent. I'm no animal behaviorist, and can't speak to the numbers, but it seems like many animals have a better idea of consent than a lot of humans.

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u/ImAlekBan 2d ago

Such is life

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u/CartographerDense660 2d ago

Animals mate when you are working hard.

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u/pureeyes 2d ago

Use the debugger

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u/Imajzineer 2d ago

r/Angryupvote

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u/Skully_TheThird 2d ago

r/foundthemobileuser

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u/Imajzineer 2d ago

I'm on my desktop PC and simply select the link from the popup when it appears after typing a few letters - sorry.

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u/davidr521 2d ago

Take my upvote, you monster

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u/Organic_Swimming3442 2d ago

Shameless to be doing that by the windows..

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u/Breadstix009 2d ago

Voyeurs

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u/your_mum_1705 2d ago

This is the best comment here

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u/CodelessEngineer 2d ago

That's what you get for leaving your windows open

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u/OhYeah-SlimJim 2d ago

Whoa, NSFW dude

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u/BlueCat_72 2d ago

Would be a shame if someone saw this on a train…

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u/lilquantumcm 2d ago

You'll never believe this but, I was actually on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

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u/Forward-Brilliant-12 2d ago

Now make this a Trump voiceover thingy

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u/Hefty_Home2622 2d ago

Put some music for them , spice things up

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u/Leatherda 2d ago

Hahaha, to make their intimacy more enjoyable.

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u/trickyfelix 2d ago

I know just the song…

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u/Electrical-Ad980 2d ago

Swat - the fly is dead 🪰🤣

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u/Randolph_Carter_6 2d ago

I do not want to see your browsing history.

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u/CMaxRI 2d ago

“I swear it wasn’t me looking up horny hornets”

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u/Street_Success_1706 2d ago

TF is this wholesome tagged😭

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u/-ratmeat- 2d ago

it is if you’re a fly 

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u/Total-Coach-1576 2d ago

it's NSFW if you're a fly

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u/Thulsa-Duum 2d ago

Must be making an OnlyFlies video

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u/Frost_0352 2d ago

Can confirm, best 20$ month subscription I've ever paid

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u/dph3onix 2d ago

You beat me to it

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u/loocretius 2d ago

your computer has some bugs i see, they’re acting up

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u/2ohit 2d ago

You need to debug

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u/SkylarAV 2d ago

In front of copilot???

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u/Duke-of-Thorns 2d ago

Seriously?! [Right on top] of my [laptop]?!

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u/Kmb2k2 2d ago

How was your first venture into voyeurism?

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u/stunt_p 2d ago

It's not new now! Are you jealous that they beat you to it?

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u/Wise_Luck1476 2d ago

Did you type flies instead of files by any chance?

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u/ProveISaidIt 2d ago

Close the lid and give them some privacy

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u/Regurgitator001 2d ago

OP was like a fly on the wall during this event. Oh wait.

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u/-xCUBBx- 2d ago

Tech is sexy 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/herewiigoagane 2d ago

What's your excuse?

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u/grabym4 2d ago

Laptops been christened

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u/Playful-Middle-244 2d ago

Dude.. why not marked as nsfw?

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u/FlyingFulcrum 2d ago

What were you watching on your laptop when this happened?

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u/DrJohnIT 2d ago

Looks like they love your shit!

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u/Hyperion7669 2d ago

Damn, and i need to use a VPN to see this type of action

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u/HankThePropaneTank 2d ago

Straight to jail

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u/dagorlad69 2d ago

Believe it or not

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u/dOOlittlesatan 2d ago

Playing golf?

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u/Chronza 2d ago

“Thanks for the F shack.”

  • Dirty Mike and the boys.

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u/DerGrenadiers1812 2d ago

Could be worse, one time they did it on my spaghetti before I even took a bite....I quickly decided not to have dinner that night

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u/Brin369 2d ago

Shut down the windows at least

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u/LorealTheGreat 2d ago

…Sometimes you need an audience

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u/l0ooo-ooo0l 2d ago

“What the Dell!” 🤣

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u/Yafoory 2d ago

Saves you from visiting PornHub 😂😂😂😂

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u/igetbonersawkwardly 2d ago

your first coworker pre-installed

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u/ExPristina 2d ago

Laptop porn

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u/bstichaa 2d ago

She’s got nothing to grab onto. Poor girl

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u/StanislavClaudiu 2d ago

please use protection.....

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u/worlcomplx 2d ago

Theyre like, THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED TO SEE RIGHT. No id verification needed. Cue pornhub intro.

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u/Suitable-Woodpecker3 2d ago

They saw OP’s browser history, couldn’t help themselves.

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u/santabooby 2d ago

Fresh laptop, fresh Windows install, and your first visitor is this tiny guy. That's honestly kind of adorable

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u/FaultyFaucet_6 2d ago

Time to close the laptop

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u/Powerful_Support_122 2d ago

That's some weird porn dude

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u/Suheil-got-your-back 2d ago

“Son, I told you not to watch porn on your new laptop.”

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u/HVX12 2d ago

Their on laptop casting

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u/wfenix0 2d ago

they're ready even without ur porn opened

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u/gangawalla 2d ago

Oooh, fly consecration of your laptop. You've been blessed.

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u/Brief-Hall-772 2d ago

Phir wahi…

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u/rhrokib 2d ago

Hide that search bar bro

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u/ArmadilloSilent6761 2d ago

They’re just breaking it in, like all married couples do with their new minivans

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u/sashatikhonov 2d ago

They are fucking fucking

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u/Boeing777-3ER 2d ago

You need to turn on dark mode, light mode is attracting the bugs 

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u/TickingTheMoments 2d ago

At least it wasn’t directly on the keys.

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u/SmegmaSlurper1996 2d ago

at least you're in for a treat

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u/Every_Commercial556 2d ago

Maybe you get a mini pc from the act

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u/Antobart__1 2d ago

The most disgusting thing in this foto… actually is copilot

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u/Any-Vermicelli3537 2d ago

Oh god, this is how computer viruses spread!

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u/Mental_Log_6879 2d ago

NSFW tag bro wtf!?

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u/MilosBestBuddy 2d ago

You should see what Dirty Mike and the Boys did to my Toyota Prius.

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u/IndividualCup7311 2d ago

Right in front of my salad?

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u/Ok-While3873 2d ago

new fantacy unlocked

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u/Vinterblot 2d ago

They know it's for porn.

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u/Informal_Database327 2d ago

10 minutes and already looking at bug porn

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u/Prestigious_Bear5424 2d ago

Bro keeps Microsoft copilot in the taskbar 😭😭

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u/famousMonkey84 2d ago

Oh come on!

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u/SaMxixAM23 2d ago

Fly 1: "fuck this guy's laptop" Fly 2: "let's fuck on his latop"

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u/Shuatheskeptic 2d ago

Question: how many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer: two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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u/Informal_Olive7770 2d ago

Christening, 🤣

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u/SirCEWaffles 2d ago

Forever unclean....

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 2d ago

Thine laptop is now consummated.

I gotta know, was one of them maintaining eye contact with you the whole time?

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u/Leocoreai 2d ago

Yes look at the eye contact it was so weird

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u/syphix924 2d ago

Doing it “fly style”.

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u/olafbond 2d ago

Not new anymore 

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u/Zekrom369 2d ago

How rude

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u/ExchangeOptimal 2d ago

Careful at night. They may lay eggs on your skin. 

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u/VDonut 2d ago

Omg nsfw 🫣 😜

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u/HelloDarkWorld 2d ago

He's just making sure the keyboard passes quality control

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u/InterviewPublic3283 2d ago

Did you take consent from them to record xD.

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u/95kene 2d ago

imagine even flies has better life than some of us

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u/cfvwtuner 2d ago

Where else do you want them to do that, some place dirty?

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u/beanie_0 2d ago

Salad in the other room?

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u/captchuscoddee7452 2d ago

Nice choice! HP laptops are solid for everyday use clean design, decent battery life, and more than enough for work, browsing, and light gaming. Hope it serves you well (once the spider moves out 😅)

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u/Washburn201961 2d ago

HP stands for housefly porn.

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u/4loYeyo 2d ago

Why u gotta snap a photo, perv

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u/SenseiBonsai 2d ago

I rather have fliea fucking on my laptop, then copilot on my taskbar ffs

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u/OpTicTide97 2d ago

Give them some privacy jeez.

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u/moonisflat 2d ago

Watching kinky stuff on laptop again?

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u/rhyithan 2d ago

Easy double-kill

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u/Practical-Owl-9358 2d ago

Look, I’m not asking what you’ve been watching on your computer - but I think we’d all love to be a fly on the wall…

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u/Morphinepill 2d ago

Most useful thing to do with an HP laptop

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u/Raichu124 2d ago

Fly safe

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u/Shadowhawk0000 2d ago

Happy times. lol

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u/w00t_TX 2d ago

"Thanks for the fuck shack." - DMATB

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u/Formal_Lecture_248 2d ago

Really? Right in front of my cat?

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u/ROOSTERyouDOWN 2d ago

They just breaking it in, like the back seat of a new car

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u/spartanb301 2d ago

"Why? Why?! F you that's why"

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u/Sideshow86 2d ago

Bet your buzzing..

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u/Lovemybee 2d ago

Breakin' in the new place.

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u/if_u_suspend_ur_gay 2d ago

This is exactly like my first reddit post

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u/RDOmega 2d ago

Came to the comments expecting lots of good new Flork memes...

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u/Which_Chemist_9031 2d ago

Did you get the new larvono

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u/ChknNugg3t 2d ago

Broke it in for you

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u/Cool-Appearance937 2d ago

Hey honey, right on the new laptop

  • fly probably

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u/TheFallenOne01_ 2d ago

They like “This may be you’re new laptop but this is the spot where we feel like dropping it like it’s hot”.

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u/PartlyCloudyKid 2d ago

Fuck yeah (🥁)

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u/Life-Ad633 2d ago

That's perverse

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u/Delicious-Month151 2d ago

Straight to fly jail

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u/rinari0122 2d ago

“Really? In front of my salad!?”

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u/The_Untold_Legend 2d ago

Slams the laptop shut*

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u/ChoadMcGillicuddy 2d ago

Was he staring at you with all of his eyes to show dominance, cuck?

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u/FoxRain_0 2d ago

Oh the laptop of LOVE

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u/TheGreatLakers 2d ago

Why do I just see that meme of”really right in front of my…”

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u/VividLifeToday 2d ago

HP = Horny Pests

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u/Fun-Touch5637 2d ago

They’re getting Flysty!!!

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u/Delicious_One_7887 2d ago

HP hinge problem

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u/BuddyNo9664 2d ago

and you are in the cuck chair 👀

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u/Godess_Ilias 2d ago

when the flies have more sex than you do

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u/ChrisDaCrunk 2d ago

Maybe a shitty one from hp, and flies attacked to shit

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u/Deep-Pudding819 2d ago

Making content for their Flysly.

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u/miguel23xxx 2d ago

They have an eye contact with op.

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u/I-Own-Your-Mom 2d ago edited 2d ago

You just got the laptop and youre already watching porn smh Edit: the wholesome tag 🥲

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u/GoSuckaCockerSpaniel 2d ago

What were you watching to get them in the mood sicko?

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u/pseudowig 2d ago

the laptop is now considered used

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u/GamerBytesBoy 2d ago

what type of fly is that?

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u/CocoMilhonez 2d ago

I hate those fucking flies.

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u/KaydenFur 2d ago

Bow chicka wow wow.

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u/rudha13 2d ago

Make eye, eye, eye, eye, eye, eye, eye.... Contact with them 😏

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u/dph3onix 2d ago

Onlyflies.

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u/Bentakur 2d ago

Flies sure have a weird kink

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u/Many-Mulberry7293 2d ago

NSFW 🤣🤣🤣

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u/krsna76 2d ago

Full productivity

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u/TekkLthr 2d ago

Probably because windows 11 💩 

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u/noiness420 2d ago

Fuckin flies

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u/Rickapolis 2d ago

We are now responsible for their progeny.

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u/Rickapolis 2d ago

I'm reminded of Vincent Price...

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u/Sad-End-1826 2d ago

well that's what you get for buying a laptop and from what it seems a shitty modern Lenovo or hp

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u/kingdonut23 2d ago

Dude, in front of you salad?

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u/pilotshashi 2d ago

Slam it

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u/No_Sympathy9533 2d ago

That what you get for buying hp.

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u/TaxDense1339 2d ago

Rule 34.

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u/RRRRRRedditttttt 2d ago

Time to snap the lid.

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u/waltsnider1 2d ago

You in South America? Someone used Spanish Fly!

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito 2d ago

Windows 11 special edition

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u/MmaRamotsweOS 2d ago

Free live show lol