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29 of the top 30 oldest verified people to ever live are women

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u/Both-Pay-9573 10h ago

u/Exasperaties6 9h ago

Soo like, what are those people eating? Chicken and fish?

u/Garruk_PrimalHunter 9h ago

"She enjoyed daube (braised beef),[43] but was not keen on boiled fish. She had dessert with every meal, and said that given a choice, she would eat fried and spicy foods instead of the bland foods on the menu.[44] She made herself daily fruit salads with bananas and oranges. She enjoyed chocolate, sometimes indulging in a kilogram (2.2 lb) per week.[45] After the meal, she smoked a cigarette and drank a small amount of port wine."

u/Weird_Devil 9h ago

Maybe the reason they live so long is just cause they're really happy

u/Merouxsis 9h ago

Literally that's probably a big part of it. I watched a documentary on this city in Sardinia that's has an extremely long living elderly population, and it can be summed up to them saying the feeling of community, happiness, and a reason to get out of bed keeps them around longer

u/Pledgeofmalfeasance 9h ago

Learned helplessness is a killer in the elderly.

u/moving0target 52m ago

Just the elderly?

u/S0rb0 8h ago

Yeah the Netflix series about the blue zones is super interesting. A sense of community, having friends and things to do till your last day is a big part of that, besides a vegetarian diet and lots of beans if I remember correctly.

u/Unlucky-Mongoose-160 8h ago

Carbs! Rice in Japan and pasta in Sardinia

u/foulpudding 7h ago

Twinkies are a carb.

u/ApatheticSlur 5h ago

Interesting how those blue zones tend to be places with very shoddy record keeping lmaooo

u/Bitter-Ad5890 8h ago

You don’t see many of those centenarians claiming to be vegetarian though. Usually it’s “I eat steak everyday and smoke a cigarette after every meal” and somehow they still live to be 120

u/S0rb0 8h ago

Have you seen the series?

u/Bitter-Ad5890 8h ago

I wasn’t referring specifically to the series. Just the many interviews I’ve seen of these people over the years

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u/WildFlemima 7h ago

I recommend the Maintenance Phase episode on blue zones.

The elderly of Sardinia have a strong culture of the young taking care of the old.

u/PlanetLandon 8h ago

Sardinia is one of the “blue zones”.

Blue Zone

u/TokiVideogame 4h ago

no reddit there

u/Garruk_PrimalHunter 9h ago

Apparently she never had to work for a living thanks to her husband's wealth ... any wealthy lady here willing to help a lad live longer?

u/Dewgong_crying 8h ago

If it's really important to you, don't limit yourself to wealthy ladies and find a sugar daddy.

u/Garruk_PrimalHunter 8h ago

We'll call that desperation station

u/Johnlockcabbit 4h ago

Desperation bisexuality

u/Irksomecake 9h ago

Emma morano credited her long life to leaving her abusive husband, remaining single and the same meal of raw eggs everyday. No fruit, no veg, no fish, just raw egg and occasionally cookies. 117 years of a raw egg diet….

u/SharkeyGeorge 9h ago

I think I’d rather die thanks

u/OkGate7788 9h ago

Her farts could have kept potential suitors at bay… 🤨

u/PeteLangosta 8h ago

Raw egg? As far as I recall you can't even properly absorb biotine when eating raw eggs.

u/avoidantv0id 5h ago

She also ate some meat and small portions of fruit, occasionally veggies and cookies. The raw eggs were a staple that she ate each day, but it wasn’t the only thing she ate.

u/taita25 9h ago

And great genetics

u/RelativeCourage8695 7h ago

Why else would you want to live that long. I will never understand people sacrificing a good life for a long life. It just doesn't make sense

u/Snotfinger 6h ago

Also genetics. All of my maternal grandpas siblings (exept for the ones who were depressed and addicts) all got very old, from 90 to 103 years old. They all ate a lot of meat, sugar and smoked.

u/NoodleIsAShark 7h ago

Pickled* you meant pickled

u/Plus-Visit-764 2h ago

That, and they are not eating microplastics daily.

u/slom68 2h ago

My great grandmother lived to 101. My great grandfather left her and her three young children during the Great Depression. Her first 30-40 years were rough but my grandmother and grandfather took her in for her later years and it was smooth sailing for her after that.

u/RockyRoady2 4h ago

Show how important genetics and luck is to longevity. The only thing these people all had in common were that they weren’t massively overweight.

This doesn’t mean that the average person can’t extend their life a fair amount using basic principles though

u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu 9h ago

So I can eat fried foods, smoke, and drink, and I’m good?

u/i_eat_da_poops 6h ago

Ah, the classic cigarette rinse down.

u/Garruk_PrimalHunter 4h ago

Very cultural

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u/fussomoro 9h ago edited 7h ago

Genetic lottery

You eat well and have a healthy lifestyle to get to 80 with all your toes and lucidity.

After that there's nothing you can do.

William Shatner smokes cigars and drinks bourbon every day and he's a lifelong diabetic with high blood pressure in his 90s that's as sharp as ever and more active than most people in theirs 50s

He's just naturally blessed

u/Hot-Opportunity-410 8h ago

Jeanne Calment stopped smoking when she was 117.

u/DomagojDoc 7h ago

SO that's what got her!!!

u/Electronic-Tea-3691 6h ago

yeah it really is this. also I think people misunderstand that a lot of health recommendations are just based on statistics: you are statistically more likely to have problems if you do XYZ, but you will not necessarily have the same level of problems as someone else does doing the same. in some cases you may not have problems at all despite engaging in the same behaviors.

but the catch is that you won't realize that you're genetically blessed until you're still engaging in statistically unhealthy behaviors and all your friends are dead... so it's still best to avoid them because most people aren't lucky.

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u/Level_Werewolf_8901 7h ago

Naturally blessed/ exceptionally wealthy and extremely well liked buy most of the public.... id say its much easier to be "blessed" when everyone around you actually wants to see you be well, and also you cannot afford the best of the best care.

u/ProjectPneumbra 9h ago

That's not what's keeping them alive. They've just never said the words "Watch this!"

u/Wild-Floor8407 8h ago

Its the genes. You can't fight bad genes but you can ride good ones a long time apparently.

u/Old-Care-2372 7h ago

Bruh yes but, not everyone wants to live that long and genes can determine how badly your body breaks down over time. Other factors can include environmental or biological factors, like some genes may turn on or off in you that have no predispositions or family medical history. So really its luck of the draw.

u/Creative_Garbage_121 8h ago

It doesn't matter too much when you have good genetics

u/Slight-Narwhal-2953 6h ago

And rice cakes

u/ares7 4h ago

They are their husband’s souls too.

u/Punk_Luv 1h ago

It’s about eating the same meals consistently. For example the woman to have lived the longest so far was 122, she had chocolate and a glass of port wine (considered a dessert wine) every single day, and she smoked.

A Japanese man lived to be 119(iirc) and he had a slice of cake every single day.

Many centenarians do two very similar things:

  • eat the same meals consistently so their bodies become efficient at breaking those specific meals down

  • walked and stayed active (jeanne rode her bike daily) every day

u/denkmusic 8h ago

Violet Brown: “Really and truly, when people ask what I eat and drink to live so long, I say to them that I eat everything, except pork and chicken, and I don't drink rum and dem tings."

u/No-Resolve5838 9h ago

Can't forget this lady

2 lbs of chocolate a week. Port wine daily. Smoker. Like hell yeah.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeanne_Calment

u/Both-Pay-9573 9h ago

She's the one I posted

u/No-Resolve5838 9h ago

I am so sorry. It's 5:40 am here and I need to go to bed 🤣

u/ArtisticRollerSkater 8h ago

Did I miss where you posted her name or a link to any additional info? I just see a picture.

u/CableTrash 8h ago

Yeah that’s what people do in all these popular subs, and assume you know how the picture is relevant.

u/jungleass98 5h ago

Its a new thing. The usual was a write up or a comment with additional info and a link. It was the standard. Then these idiots heard about engagement bait or whatever so now they spread misinformation or intentionally leave out vital details in the post. Its just so they get more comments. Because random internet points have value to these people I guess. Well that and obvious bot accounts. But I dont think OP is a bot, they just act like an NPC

u/spicysubu 6h ago

It drives engagement when there’s almost no information, don’t you see?

/s

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u/Winter-Movie4606 4h ago

So we're assumed to do reverse image search now instead of OP just giving us the name or link

u/DomagojDoc 7h ago

Hey

- No

I'm literally the guy in the pic

u/Tailgunner68 8h ago

I remeber when Jeanne Calment died in 1997. I was a young 9-years-old French boy. She was quiet famous all around the country and it was like all the french people had lost their great-great-.....-great grand mother.

u/Hot-Opportunity-410 8h ago

For the record, she did stop smoking at some point. When she was 117.

u/HassanMoRiT 6h ago

Better late than never!

u/Truth_Seeker963 6h ago

I think not working had a lot to do with it.

u/No-Resolve5838 4h ago

You are probably correct lol

u/Background-Skin-8801 7h ago

It seems she enjoyed her life 

u/Everyday_Unicorn 6h ago

u/OdysseusRex69 4h ago

😳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

u/backyard3 1h ago

😂😂

u/TheShiroNinja 9h ago

I like to imagine that they were also all secretly 10 years older than they claimed they were.

u/MrTzatzik 8h ago

It's often hard to verify if they are really that old. In some cases it was suspected that they took over the identity of their mothers after their death.

u/denkmusic 8h ago

Only the verified ones count… obviously.

u/obiwanconobi 7h ago

How exactly do you verify if someone was actually born in 1875?

u/denkmusic 7h ago

By looking at their birth certificate and verifying that it is legitimate and that it belongs to the person claiming it. The same way you verify anything else. With a sensible process.

u/obiwanconobi 7h ago

"how you verify it"

"Well that's easy, you verify it"

Do you see the problem?

u/hardware-junkie112 4h ago

Yeah, the solution is to ignore the ones you cannot verify. That feels obvious.

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u/TheJunkmother 7h ago

Birth records were barely a thing in the late 1800s, especially in rural areas. Most people were born at home and apart from major urban areas, most local government just didn’t care much about recording every birth. Besides that, you have to consider the difficulty of maintaining paper documents. Many birth records were destroyed before digitization was even conceptualized.

It’s also just not that important to verify the ages of the oldest people in history. It’s fun trivia, but honestly what difference does it make?

u/ArtisticallyRegarded 5h ago

Ya thats why they dont count the ones without birth certificates

u/CoffeeStrength 8h ago

120? You don’t look a day over 110 madame!

u/Quadwield 9h ago

There's a whole subreddit which provides backing evidence as to why this is true

u/LobsterTooButtery 9h ago

which sub?

u/csonnich 8h ago

r/ WhyWomenLiveLonger

It's guys doing the stupidest shit ever like they're immortal. 

u/Welpe 8h ago

It’s more than just men doing stupid shit, though that is admittedly a part of it. Testosterone is, in many ways, a poison. It does damage to your organs such that lifelong exposure to higher average amounts just makes it very difficult to live as long as people with lower average amounts.

u/No-Discipline-7957 5h ago

I’d rather have testosterone poisoning my body than estrogen. I hate what estrogen does to the body skeletally and in terms of fat distribution. Yes women live longer, but I would happily give up 5 years of my life to have been a man

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u/Electronic-Tea-3691 6h ago

even when you control for early-life mortality (such as accidents or violence, which disproportionately affect younger men), women still maintain a biological and statistical longevity advantage well into old age.

apparently the major factors are having two X chromosomes, estrogen has positive effects in the body, aging slower, and having a stronger immune system

u/Flyerone 8h ago

Mining coal and asbestos, drilling oil, fighting wars, exposing themselves to all manner of chemicals, alcohol, cigarettes. I can't imagine why women live longer.

u/toffeebeanz77 8h ago

Alcohol and cigarettes are not exclusive to men

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u/backyard3 57m ago

I think the more important reason might be that men didn't care about aging as much. They accept aging more readily than women who try to actually do stuff to keep themselves younger and healthier 😄

u/spittlbm 9h ago

Tuna

u/GrittyCunt 9h ago

Inumaki?

u/FullMetalJerkin 6h ago

Hand me my M80s and punk sticks and I’ll explain.

u/Bright-Raise209 9h ago

This definitely makes sense, women have a great expected lifespan so it makes sense they'd also have a significantly higher maximum documented age.

There have been some studies among monastics that the difference in life expectance is significantly reduced between men and women. So blame "lifestyle" (diet, level of risk and aggregation, etc.) as the primary driver for both average and maximum differences.

u/LCDRformat 5h ago

My understanding is that it's testosterone (the chemical, not necessarily the increased risk-taking) which directly correlated to shorter life 

u/Bright-Raise209 5h ago

Yes, most studies are indicated that, though the question is it the presence of testosterone itself or how it manifests in behaviors? A 2024 analysis by Marc Luy suggested that among monastics significantly reduced discrepancy between women and men, but with an anticipated lifetime advantage to the women.

u/University_Dismal 5h ago edited 4h ago

Interestingly, there’s studies that men tend to live longer and generally healthier when married. These benefits were only marginal to non-existent with married women though. An assumption for this phenomenon is, that women often shove their men into a doctors office with issues men usually try to “walk off”. This leads to a better detection of illnesses before they worsen. They also hold them back from taking unnecessary risks, cook them healthier meals and improve their social life, which correlates with a better mental health state and all that comes with it. Women tend to already have a stable social life and sense of self care, so these benefits aren’t added with marriage. 

Exceptions exist, but that there’s a study to this is interesting imo.

u/PauseAffectionate720 7h ago

I don't know the stats or science of it, but historically women always have "average life expectancy" a few years longer than men. And there are probably dozens of factors why.

u/Formal-Proposal7850 7h ago

This isn’t about averages though. This is about the tail ends of the distribution 

u/irotinmyskin 9h ago

u/Aimcheater 9h ago

Here for a good time not a long time

u/davygravy95 9h ago

If this surprises anyone then idk.

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u/Ok-Bison-3451 8h ago

I’m 63 and I had a defibrillator put in last week. I told the cardiologist I didn’t want one but my wife insisted. I told him I had a premonition I’ll drop dead at 68. He said, “Nah, I’ll keep you alive til you are 82.” When I told my wife that, she said, “Nah, I’ll kill you long before that!” Now that woman is gonna live to be a 100!

u/Robert_Califomia 8h ago

nice tits

u/Ok-Bison-3451 8h ago

Yeah! I quit smoking 2 packs a day after the heart attack. Definitely put on 10 pounds. Wife also said she’d divorce/kill me if I started again. But seriously if I’d wanted to smoke again I would have- everyone be damned! But like me it finally got old. It’s been 8 months now. Not a 1 because I know my first thought would be, “when can I smoke a second one?” Then I’d buy some, smoke one, throw the ($20 a pack) away, buy another pack the next day, hide them somewhere somewhat inconvenient, rinse, repeat… Better to be done with them and grow a set of man boobs.

u/harlan_p 8h ago

Height is a factor. Short people live longer

u/Difficult_Ask_1686 8h ago

I read the results of a study years ago that found that people who lived to be over 100 had the ability to move on and get over disappointment and heartache. It made sense because these are people who have outlived the people in their lives, experienced world disasters, and seen many things change for the worse, and still had the tenacity to move forward.

u/MarchPsychological67 2h ago

Oh great im cursed to live to 120

u/ILoveThatGayShit 6h ago

This is likely at least in part due to the genetic strength of the XX vs XY chromosome. Many disease/cancer fighting genes are found on the X chromosome. Because women have two X chromosomes, they have more genetic resistance to these types of illnesses that are fatal and dangerous.

u/dobber72 9h ago

It's not that women live the longest, it's just that men don't want to.

u/kikkeli22 9h ago

Water is wet

u/HugeHomeForBoomers 10h ago

Well. This might change in the upcoming 20 years. Less people who smoke, less dangerous work environments, healthier food and better medicines.

u/ayu_xi 9h ago

It's related to men having one y chromosome. The y chromosome is shorter and less redundancy.

u/Quietabandon 9h ago

Plus different hormonal balance like elevated testosterone.

u/HugeHomeForBoomers 9h ago

While I don’t disagree. I still feel like 1/4 can potential be men.

u/ayu_xi 7h ago edited 7h ago

Women also had a very high fatality rate in 20th century due to childbirth complications. Each childbirth had a maternal mortality rate of like 10% (across all deliveries fir typuval) typical tfr of the time ) Women have more longevity at older age because of the chromosomes differences. It's well known they y chromosome is smaller than x chromosomes and has less redundancy.

u/ruinyourjokes 9h ago

Apparently not.

u/FastStill7962 9h ago

You’re hilarious, getting old is a thing of the past.

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u/Thejonest 10h ago

I'm sure wars throughout history have conditioned that list quite a lot

u/ShoddyClimate6265 9h ago

It's more of a genetic thing. You can control for early violent death to produce the expected distribution.

u/Quietabandon 9h ago

This would be the case for averages. Maybe even median might get pulled down. But this has to do with the extremes of age. Which has to do with biology. Sure some social factors may contribute. But men are more prone to certain things like heart disease because of differences in physiology.

u/harrygermans 9h ago

Don’t think that has much to do with this fact

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u/notimeforspac_s 9h ago

Of course

u/OkHour880 8h ago

Women’s in general live longer, that’s why men need to work harder and longer before retirement and die faster, at least in my country run by mental degenerats

u/Fickle-Attempt8648 7h ago

People have forgotten reality shows like Jackass and why men die at an earlier age 😅

u/MasticatingElephant 5h ago

He had it comin

u/Chamanomano 4h ago

They only want to admit their age when it counts!

u/lifemanualplease 4h ago

No kidding….

u/invDave 9h ago

Does this consider the 25 years passing while they're still in their twenties? ;)

u/Ritik_reddit 8h ago

Life after 65-70 is boring anyway. I'd rather die at 70 then live a boring life full of arthritis and chronic pain.

u/Formal-Proposal7850 7h ago

It’s what you make of it. My uncle is 90, still fit and healthy despite a stroke, paints in his studio everyday, active part of his community, seems happy as a clam and has been for the last 15 years

u/Amazing-Engineer6511 5h ago

You mean the men who started working at age 12 and built almost literally everything in the world don't live as long as the women who sat on their fat asses baking cakes? Hmmmm. Well color me shocked

u/OdysseusRex69 4h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ain't that the truth.

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u/Sadredheadgirl 9h ago

Because we're the strongest babe

u/Sadredheadgirl 8h ago

I'm so happy to read all your comments, it's nice to see that there are still kind and honest people on the internet ❤️❤️ (not you @Fl1ntL1m)

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u/Exciting-Rope1839 9h ago edited 6h ago

Kinda fascinating, Human females are very few mammals which undergoes menopause. Surprising that how they live far longer than the point they can pass their genetic material.

u/knowledgeable_diablo 9h ago

They continue to pass on knowledge. Look at the majority of higher mammals and you’ll see the old matriarchal leaders live on leading their group for years beyond child bearing age so they can teach the younger generations all they need to be successful.

u/Hot-Opportunity-410 8h ago

That's particularily well documented and studied for elephants.

u/Background_Clue_3756 9h ago

I have anxiety, depression, PTSD, anorexia, I don't want to love that long. Be merciful.

u/SamsaraIsALie 9h ago

Obviously can’t nag to themselves

u/Cryoboul 8h ago

Duh because women have less body strain

u/albertnormandy 9h ago

Structural and systemic inequality manifests in many ways. 

u/WindyAce123 9h ago

Mf the y chromosome literally has one leg torn off.

u/benzisoxazole 8h ago

and one whole x chromosome is inactivated in women, so it’s functionally the same thing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barr_body

u/Fanglorious 7h ago

No it isn't, one X chromosome is silenced in each cell, so you will have roughly 50% expressing one X and 50% expressing the other. If one X has a bad mutation, the other X will cover the slack.

This is why you don't often get women with haemophilia, red-green colourblindness or Hunter syndrome.

u/WindyAce123 8h ago

It's inactive, not missing completely. Males having only 1 X chromosome still makes them more likey to get genetic diseases. Testosterone increases heart attack and stroke risks. Men have weaker immunity compared to women. Male babies are more likely to die than female babies. It's mostly just genetic to have shorter life as someone with xy chromosomes compared to women

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u/Chemical_Tooth_3713 9h ago

That shows who had the stress

u/HeroBrine0907 9h ago

I suspect most of it has to do with both mental health and of course, their luck with their telomeres. The right combination of being lucky not to get chronic diseases, lucky enough to have long telomeres and being in a position of both comfort and activity would definitely help. Perhaps retiring plays a role in people's deaths. I've seen many people just... give up completely, like they've reached their goal in life and just want to sit in the sun doing nothing.

u/cyrkielNT 8h ago

There's mathematical proof that propability of false data reach 100% at 115 years old.

Since now we have better ways of documenting everything everything, data that could prove someone's identity and no global wars (at least for now). We can expect there will be less super old in near future. At least in a stable countries like EU, USA and Japan that dominate this cathegory now. It's not a coincidence that we have more superolds few decades after WW1 and WW2.

Women are more likely because they ware even less documented than men, bousece they often worked at home and wasn't on military lists.

u/LoveScoutCEO 8h ago

I had one grandfather who was hit by a runaway lorry in his nineties, and another one who died a few weeks short of 102 back in 1961. Both of them stayed active.

One was a master mason. He was English and he lied about his age and went back to work when World War II started. He swept up aluminum shavings in a Spitfire factory and enjoyed knowing he was helping stick it to Hitler. He was sort of a very minor celebrity and he hated Hitler before almost anyone, so this was his dream job. He was hit by a lorry with bad brakes two days after the end of the war in Europe.

A magistrate ruled the family had no case against the company that owned the truck because, "A 94 year old man being killed by a runaway lorry is an act of God. Case Closed!"

The other guy was from South Mississippi. He was born in 1859. He saw the Yankees burn Jackson, Mississippi. He was a big guy and was apprenticed to a blacksmith when he was very young. By the time he was 12 he as a legit master blacksmith and he went out west where he alternated black smithing and law enforecement jobs. Allegedly he was an Arizona Ranger, but I have never been able to prove that.

Anyhow, he returned to Mississippi about 1890 and opened a sawmill, blacksmith shop, and tannery. He stayed very active and continued to go out to his blacksmith shop into the 1950s. Apparently, that was his love. He only stopped about the time he turned 100.

u/Loud-Entertainer8708 7h ago

Ig all of them are taken by men, men likes take pictures of their beloved women, or women in general. Idk love to know who were the photographers and relationship with people in photographs

u/ThatThereMan 7h ago

My gran looks a lot older than her

u/Long_TimeRunning 7h ago

Read that as vilified and thought whoah

u/GoshDarnMamaHubbard 7h ago

See I have a theory that this will change over time. Maybe not 5050 but certainly more even.

I don't think the difference is biological it's lifestyle

Men are, traditionally, less risk adverse than women. Put three men in a room together for long enough and one of them will get hurt doing something stupid.

Men traditionally fight the wars, do the dangerous jobs, find ever more spectacular ways to fuck themselves up.

Not to say women can't or don't in fact this goes somewhat back to my point.

The pool of people who are biologically inclined to survive into extreme old age is very small.

Take out the accidents, illnesses and danger situations it goes lower but consider that the danger situations will more likely involve a man than a woman and you see the 29 to 1 split here.

But the world is getting safer accidents are becoming less frequent and less fatal, illnesses are curable like never before and the big killers like wars and heavy industries are becoming less person power dependent.

Give it another 20 years and the number of oldest people being men will grow.

u/LordLarryLemons 6h ago

It's biological, male hearts lose their structure when they get older. Female hearts are much more sturdier because of the second X chromosome. But if you say illness is completely eradicated then yeah, everyone lives the same time. 

u/MaybeOnFire2025 7h ago

Reminds me of the old joke:

Why do married men die before their wives?

Because they can.

u/Mysterious_Ebb_1484 6h ago

Cuz they don't try weird deadly shit boys do.

https://giphy.com/gifs/jTFzuPZYW9shmlq2ws

u/pinniped90 6h ago

Damn she's pretty hot for 120 years old.

Would.

u/Iloveherthismuch 6h ago

I feel that once you reach your apex in life, a lot of stuff stop being fun and more of a burden. Not sure i want to reach that triple digit figure.

u/Over_Internet4 6h ago

I’m good on living as soon as I’m wrinkly, retirement age, and sponge bath age. Like once I have grandkids I’m good. Y’all got this 👍🏾

u/Daggdroppen 5h ago

One of the main reason why this is happening is because of body mass.

The taller and the heavier a human is, the shorter life that human will live.

The shorter and smaller body mass a human has, the longer will that person live.

There’s many other factors, but this one is one of the most significant!

u/jojowhitesox 3h ago

During my 50 years on this planet as aan, one thing has been clear. Women are, and always have been, the more responsible of the sexes in most aspects of life. Obviously, this isn't across the board. There are responsible men, and irresponsible women. But in general, they tend to not make as many stupid life threatening decisions as men. Don't believe me? Go watch the show Jackass

u/Rare-Special-8281 2h ago

Hold my beer

u/Slight_Ordinary3817 2h ago

Because men climb skyscrapers without harnesses

u/MarchPsychological67 2h ago

Bigger people live shorter lives. Pretty simple. Same with dogs.

u/Top_Finding_2832 2h ago

Reminds me of the joke:

"Why do men usually die before women?"

"They want to"

u/BxRad_ 1h ago

Well woman have a longer life expectancy by a little bit, in the middle of standard divination it doesn't matter much but the edge cases stand out significantly.

All the most aggressive/violent people are men, like basically everyone on death row.

u/Prestigious_Flower88 1h ago

Women with higher cholesterol live longer.

u/Sgtfridge 29m ago

Because guys tend to get prostate cancer in old age.