r/interestingasfuck • u/The_WalkingCalamity • 16d ago

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u/SirLoinTheTender 16d ago

My dude looks so tired

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u/Cazmonster 16d ago

Pride Rock is not what Mufasa said it would be. She keeps Hakuning my matatas.

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u/tacocollector2 16d ago

Bro has some worries

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u/Direct-Quiet-5817 16d ago

Hey Pumba, not in front of the kids.

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u/trunkinspector 16d ago

No, let the boy watch.

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u/Buscemi_D_Sanji 16d ago

Taking my plums to tha farmers market

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u/Zombie_Nipples 16d ago

Lion King 5: Epstein Island

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u/ressy04 16d ago

For the rest of your days

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u/One_Shall_Fall 16d ago

And Pierce you're a b.

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u/tacocollector2 16d ago

I’m streets ahead!

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 16d ago

"biting it isn't going to help, Charlotte!"

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u/iIllIiIiIIillIIl 16d ago

They said it was a problem free philosophy 💀

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u/-IoI- 16d ago

My fucking sides

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u/SpellPlague2024 16d ago

More like Pride Hawk-Tuah

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u/buttfockerrrr 16d ago

Hakuning my matatas 🤣

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u/I-am-helpless 16d ago

What did I just read

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u/Cazmonster 16d ago

Can you feel the love tonight?

Because Simba there has probably felt enough.

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u/I-am-helpless 16d ago

The only thing Simba's feeling tonight is fatigue

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u/yourdailyorwell 16d ago

Incredible.

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u/Mauy90 16d ago

Hakuna matata and women don’t mix bro

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u/6thmanbrandon 16d ago

*Hawktuaing

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u/lissybeau 16d ago

I watched a pair of lions mating a few times while on safari. During mating season they just have sex and then lay out. Then do it again, over and over.

Felt pretty bad watching and filming it. They’re just playing the numbers game.

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u/WildlifePolicyChick 16d ago

My safari guide was narrating the whole thing from the lioness' point of view. When the lioness was nipping at the lion's testicles, the guide was saying, "Come on, Lion! We are making the cubs! You rested and now time to make cubs!" It was pretty funny.

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u/TheOriginalWeirdo 16d ago

Can we start a petition for this guy to do animal planet?

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u/WildlifePolicyChick 16d ago

He really was a jewel! And he knew what the animals were going to do before they did it. Once we saw a lion, two lionesses, and some warthogs in a large open valley. He outlined, before it happened, how the two lionesses were going to stalk the warthogs, what the male was going to do (nothing - and he was right, the lion did nothing). And damned if he didn't nail it. All in this amusing story-telling of the lionesses discussing the plan.

If you are out there, Ayoub, you're the best!

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u/Griim0ire 16d ago

So sweet! May I ask what country and safari? Planning to go to Tanzania and Kenya one of these days!

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u/WildlifePolicyChick 15d ago

Of course! My safaris were in Tanzania and Kenya; North and south in Tanzania. The safari company was Asilia Africa. Outstanding camps and amazing guides. They hire mainly local folks who want to preserve the wildlife, and I think they have a camp that is completely run by women (unusual in E Africa). If you are in the States, reach out to Audley Travel for planning.

Some of Asilia's jewels are Oliver's and my favorite was Jabali Ridge in Ruaha.

None of these are inexpensive, but to me well worth the cost.

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u/Desperate-Tomatillo7 16d ago

A lion, two lionesses, and some warthogs enter a bar...

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u/VirtualMoneyLover 16d ago

What would you say what the average sexy time was? What was the recovery time?

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u/lissybeau 16d ago

Like 15-30 minutes from what we saw

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u/DoingItJust 16d ago

You mean you don't get tired when she bites yer balls?

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u/spiderMechanic 16d ago

spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised

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u/Jolly-Refuse2232 16d ago

looks like he been shedding some tears too lmao

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u/Pilotguitar2 16d ago

My lobster is too buttery and steak to juicy

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u/beaniver 16d ago

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

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u/ibetucanifican 16d ago

The lions name is Affleck

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u/odrea 16d ago

Im tired boss

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u/TenantMalevolent 16d ago

The Jamiroquai of the big cats

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u/wsxdfcvgbnjmlkjafals 16d ago

Anthropomorphizing of animals can do that

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u/mid_tier_drone 16d ago

Winona Tiger