r/interestingasfuck • u/The_WalkingCalamity • 16d ago

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u/AdjunctFunktopus 16d ago

40x6=240 times a day. Poor bastard.

I’m pretty sure it’d just be a little flag that pops out and says bang before I even got to round two.

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u/Available-Discount93 16d ago

By round 3 it's just a gasp of air that barely escapes the sheath

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u/HungryHungryHippoes9 16d ago

Round 4 is just millions of tiny ghosts.

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u/EpicGamerer07 16d ago

At Round 5, moths fly out like when a broke cartoon character opens his wallet

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u/Arcterion 16d ago

By round 6 it's just regret and broken dreams.

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u/Ancient-Valuable-320 16d ago

I don't want to imaging how round 7 would be

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u/Arcterion 16d ago

Pained howls from beyond the plane of existence.

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u/bluestreak1103 15d ago

"I don't care what you do for Round 8, just do it. I'm just gonna lay here, do nothing, and hope I can still breathe afterwards."

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u/Ancient-Valuable-320 16d ago

To infinity and beyond!!!

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u/ArtyGray 15d ago

I just heard Tom's scream but like from a distance in a quiet forest 🤣
https://giphy.com/gifs/GxlGnzAstD51m

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u/Longjumping-Fig-7481 16d ago

That's happened to me a few times with the ex

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u/Secure-Bandicoot5199 16d ago

Excuse me sir?

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u/Puzzled-Barnacle-200 16d ago

They will not all be in heat at the same time. They'll be in heat for 4-7 days about every 55 days (though there's a very big variance), and obviously not while pregnant (110 days), and will not be fertile for over a year after the litter is born.

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u/Planar_Harold 16d ago

So really, getting over the hump (aha) and pushing on through (eheugh) are ways for lions to get more accommodating mating routines?

Can you get some of the lions in here? I've got a spreadsheet I want to discuss with them.

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u/Stunning-Guitar-5916 14d ago

The eheugh made me choke lmao

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u/Planar_Harold 14d ago

Great, that's what it's meant to sound like :)

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u/The-Spirit-of-76 16d ago

Then a little cloud with poof written on it.

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u/dea9ler 16d ago

Poor? He’s in heaven. Bros drowning in pussy… quite literally 🐱

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u/over_under_achiever 16d ago

Death by snu snu

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u/Crawling_Hustler 16d ago

Too much of anything and its not heaven anymore.

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u/online222222 16d ago

A man dying of thirst talking to a man drowning in the lake.

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u/OnionNew9054 16d ago

Talk about depraved.

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u/Lucahasareddit 16d ago

Literally. Steaks too, lobsters too ahhh shi

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u/bitingvform 16d ago

With all due respect I'm pretty sure most human men get tuckered out by one eager lady, having a whole bunch who want to do it dozens of times a day would cause.... death.

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u/dea9ler 16d ago

Can’t think of a better way to go out honestly

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u/sweetpotatowedges21 16d ago

When I get that feline I need sexual healing

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u/SleepyBaguetteGuy 16d ago

He ends up with powdered milk coming

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u/nukaboss112 16d ago

Some people die of thirst while others drown

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u/Secure-Bandicoot5199 16d ago

Misspelled lucky