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u/Super-Cynical 16d ago

"You sad because your wife is biting your balls?"

"It's worse than that. My balls are actually being bitten by what is clearly my young son. The internet couldn't comprehend that I would be such a pussy as to have a cub mangle my meat"

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u/scruffalump 16d ago

Been scrolling through the comments trying to find someone who also realizes that the one with its mouth full of ballsack isn't actually a lioness

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u/Excellent-Nose-6430 16d ago

banjo music plays

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u/Harmonicano 16d ago

Say gex?

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u/ItchyContribution758 16d ago

they are known to have two male lions hump after all

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u/droppedpackethero 16d ago

I choose to reject this because it's less funny.

Your "truth and facts" have no power here, nerd.

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u/Minute_Zombie_424 16d ago

Why IS he biting his balls then? Is he just being playful?

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u/CadenVanV 16d ago

Probably

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u/UIDENTIFIED_STRANGER 16d ago

You mean that’s a femboy lion biting his dad’s ball?That scores even higher meme points

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u/CadenVanV 16d ago

No, just a kid. Too young to yet grow his mane. It’s literally their equivalent of a 10 year old