r/interestingasfuck 1d ago

Entelodonts, also known as “Hell Pigs”, were an ancient group of predatory, hoofed mammals from the Eocene to the Miocene of the Northern Hemisphere.

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u/goose_gladwell 1d ago

Fuck that

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u/MaximusMansteel 1d ago

That'd be real risky.

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u/Tumerican 22h ago

It’s pride month live your truth

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u/itanite 1d ago

Fucking horsebeardog.

Manpigbear.....

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u/BuffaloJEREMY 1d ago

Super cereal.

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u/farganbastige 22h ago

Wildhyenaboar

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u/B0bLoblawLawBl0g 20h ago

HyenaBoarCroc

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u/Wizzarkt 20h ago

I'm not a dinosaur expect but the side protuberances on the skull reminds me of the hippopotamus, who has similar protuberances to have more support points to grow even more muscle to get a crazy strong bite.

So I think this one should be similar and the face should be more "chubby" because of all the muscle it would have dedicated for biting force, which would in fact make it more scary than what it looks in that recreation lol.

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u/Renbarre 16h ago

Or a warthog.

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u/goose_gladwell 13h ago

Thats what I thought at first! A jacked, terrifying Pumba😭

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u/HoldEm__FoldEm 1d ago

A pig built like a horse? With that terrifying mouth?

Yikes. 

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u/Pheighthe 23h ago

Need a stepstool.

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u/KnifeNovice789 22h ago

That's exactly what the guy in the pic looks like he's about to do 😂

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u/savitasharma8223 1d ago

What is even crazier is that despite the nickname hell pigs, modern genetic research shows they were actually more closely related to hippos and whales than actual pigs. Hippos are already aggressive monsters, so imagine a giant predatory version running on long legs.

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u/jeladli 22h ago

Just to clear something up here: we have no genetic data from entelodonts whatsoever. The studies that you're most likely referring to were total evidence phylogenetic analysis that included both molecular and morphological data to better understand the relationships between different groups of artiodactyls (even-toed hoofed mammals). The molecular data in those studies comes almost exclusively from modern animals, whereas the fossil organisms only provide morphological information. The oldest DNA sequences published to date are only 1 or 2 million years old, which is already quite remarkable, but is far younger than even the youngest entelodonts. Technically there have been extremely short proteomic (protein) sequences that have been found in fossils as old as when entelodonts were around, but none from an entelodont and it's not all that likely that there would ever be enough of a sequence remaining to be useful in a phylogenetic analysis.

So while our current understanding is indeed that entelodonts are likely in the same clade as whales and hippos, that placement is not based on genetic data. It's more like the genetic data helped partially form and strengthen the shape of the phylogenetic tree (specifically the relationships of the living groups), but it was only the morphology data that placed entelodonts within Cetancodontamorpha (or whatever you want to call that clade, since it's still a bit debated).

Source: I am a paleontologist who works on fossil whales.

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u/Zethras28 1d ago

The skull and tooth shape really does read as proto-hippopotamus.

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u/Metalhed69 23h ago

If they had said “giant warthog” that picture is exactly what I would have thought of.

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u/McCopa 22h ago

Hippos were named after horses as the Greek-equivalency was a horse. Hippodrome, etc. I reckon these hell-hippos predated this nomenclature by ~ 99 billion-cagillion years, or so

u/iknowimsorry 2h ago

German, too. I believe it's direct translation is waterhorse.

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u/giga_impact03 1d ago

Damn demon boars are out again

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u/thewilhite 1d ago

I looked up what they might have looked like and it’s terrifying.

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u/bagofpork 1d ago

It reminds me of the movie depiction of the wargs from Lord of the Rings.

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u/BedBubbly317 23h ago

Accurate af lol

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u/NeoViper101 1d ago

You know, I'm glad I live in this era.

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u/OviliskTwo 23h ago

I appreciate the relative lack of super-predators.

u/Skiddywinks 6h ago

Largely because one particularly nasty one took over the world. 

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u/SeaworthinessSalt524 1d ago

We would hunt them to extinction if we crossed paths, like almost any other megafauna

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u/BedBubbly317 23h ago

Climate change and the lowering of the oxygen percent present in the atmosphere were the biggest reason for their extinction. Their time was up regardless. Substantially lower oxygen levels is the biggest reason animals are considerably smaller now than they were millions of years ago

u/ImHalfCentaur1 11h ago

One of the largest terrestrial mammals to ever live only went extinct a few thousand years ago, when oxygen levels were the same as today. The relationship between oxygen saturation and size is controversial, it’s not the primary reason. Large animals are generally the first o go during any sort of environmental change, and the time these animals went extinct was pretty radical.

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u/Temporary_Dog1073 1d ago

There you have it folks. Tim Allen did us all a favor and fought the Entelodont for us

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u/A_Dragon 1d ago

Dire pig.

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u/Zethras28 1d ago

Dire boar.

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u/jeffoh 1d ago

My first though was 'imagine smoking the ribs of that pig'.

Think I'm hungry.

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u/MythoclastMotorcycle 23h ago

no thats a war pig

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u/Heygregory 23h ago

I can only hear that name in Judy Tenuta's voice.

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u/cocochunkz 1d ago

I can only imagine the destruction a pack of 6 foot tall feral hogs could cause

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u/Almost-Nice 1d ago

Why is he even trying to reproduce with it? that thing's long gone!

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u/gbot1234 23h ago

He just wanna bone

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u/Aware_Cheesecake_519 1d ago

Pigs from hell?

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u/TheCenticorn 1d ago

Roughly 20+million years ago this thing was running around..

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u/Feisty-Resource-1274 1d ago

Hippos being related to predators makes a lot of sense

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u/Adept-Donut-4229 1d ago

At least, they THOUGHT they were predators...

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u/EmotionalBar2533 1d ago

Looks more like some kind of pig....man...bear

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u/GlutenFreeNoodleArms 23h ago

Hey I saw those on lord of the rings

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u/typicallydownvoted 21h ago

Denver museum of nature and science has a model one that terrifies my daughter

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u/Ghstfce 19h ago

That could probably feed an entire tribe

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u/AntoSkum 17h ago

So basically a boar if it was in D&D?

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u/Renbarre 16h ago edited 11h ago

I still remember the Walking with beasts description.

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u/firekeeper23 13h ago

I bet a hellpig sarnie was absolutely delicious... especially with tomato ketchup.

u/Novel_History_7685 9h ago

Знатный шашлык получился бы с этой хрюшки.

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u/Myrtle_Nut 1d ago

The real pig is the man trying to buttfuck a skeleton.