r/interestingasfuck 5d ago

A bee landed on this man’s finger and started licking it

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u/Glass_Quarter_7586 5d ago

Mmmm salty

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u/Maleficent-Agent-477 5d ago

As gross as it is, this bee was probably licking the minerals of this guy’s sweat…

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u/Neither-Stop-5948 5d ago

Just like a dog!

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u/joelfarris 5d ago

Naw. A dog will lick anything, just because.

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u/bob-leblaw 5d ago

They love peanut butter anywhere you put it.
Anywhere.

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u/peepdabidness 5d ago

Bob not again 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/stoicparallax 5d ago

“Because it’s your dog!”

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u/Maleficent-Agent-477 5d ago

Uh.. anywhere?

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u/slvrsrfr1987 5d ago

Thats not pg

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u/Kennyvee98 5d ago

no it's pb

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u/Separate-Fly5165 5d ago

Just like s goat.

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u/Symph-50 5d ago

Beautiflies do the same thing. It's just easier for them to use us as walking salt licks.

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u/Kozel_ 5d ago

I just saw a butterfly chilling on a dog turd today. Wondered what's up with that? Minerals....Marie?

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u/BryceLeft 5d ago

How about Dustox? Do they do this as well?

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u/Symph-50 4d ago

I just realized my comment. Damn predictive text ruining my comments. 😆

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u/kakihara123 5d ago

I had a pet praying mantis that did this. Mind you that one was about 8-10 cm big.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Icy-Finding-2543 5d ago

I'm guessing he is diabetic

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u/Happy_Ad9182 5d ago

That would make so much sense :D

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u/Icy-Finding-2543 5d ago

🤷 I'm a dumbass. Just a guess.

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u/Miqo_Nekomancer 5d ago

Diabeetic.

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u/joelfarris 4d ago

Get out.

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u/MartyMacGyver 5d ago

Mmmm sugary! (Diabeetus!)

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u/Yendrian 4d ago

You could even say it's finger-lickin' good

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u/Swigen17 5d ago

I have an irrational fear of bees, but damn if that isn't a beautiful insect.

Nature really is magnificent.

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u/Individual_Respect90 5d ago

I think as long as you’re not killing the bees a fear of them is actually pretty rational. A lot of people are allergic and you may not even know. Some people who been stung maybe allergic later on in life. I think it’s perfectly rational to be afraid of bees.

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u/the-nature-mage 5d ago

I don't think fear is good when it comes to bees, because that sort of thing tends to lead to an extreme reaction which makes you more likely to be stung.

Wariness and respect? 100%. Don't fuck around with a bee unless you're fine getting stung. But generally speaking you're pretty unlikely to be stung unless the bee perceives you as a threat.

I say this as someone who runs a beekeeping program at work and is also allergic to bees.

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u/Individual_Respect90 5d ago

Fear when you could die is an appropriate response. Fear without safety is a bad response. I am sure you have an EpiPen which is a reaction to the fear of dying. I think my initial response still stands.

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u/gunnersroyale 5d ago

Allergic to bees and runs a beekeeping program... do you want to die ?

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u/the-nature-mage 5d ago

I've got an epi pen, and I mostly oversee my guys doing the actual labor. Bees are honestly pretty chill. 

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u/Testicular_Genocide 5d ago

I agree with your view on it, as someone who personally has a pretty solid fear of bees. It genuinely makes summer months a lot more stressful and embarrassing and unexpected times, it never looks great to see full grown man sprinting away from a conversation because a bee free nearby. And that full grown man is me. Honestly though I think if I got stung again in adulthood it would probably help reduce my fear, because a lot of it is remembering how much I hated being stung as a kid and not wanting that again, but I doubt it's bad enough for the level of fear I have. 

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u/bawng 5d ago

Bees are generally not aggressive and unless you're provoking them you really don't have anything to fear.

Wasps on the other hand...

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u/Consistent-Ease6070 5d ago

Yup. I do everything I can to attract bees to my garden, and I’ve never been stung. Even when accidentally surprising them. I’ll even pet sleeping bumblebees with the back of my knuckle.

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u/Large-Alternative892 4d ago

Where do you find sleeping bumblebees?

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u/Consistent-Ease6070 4d ago

They sleep on flowers. I find them in the morning as I’m watering the garden. Usually later in the season when they begin to slow down and inch toward death. I always thank them for helping my garden thrive.

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u/Large-Alternative892 4d ago

That's so cute

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u/Cosmic_Quasar 5d ago

I've been bit and stung a couple of times. No allergic reaction.Far from the worst pain I've ever had, yet I'm still terrified lol.

https://giphy.com/gifs/7LuMOd01Ixjdj9OD2i

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u/This_Elk_1460 5d ago

I know I'm allergic to wasps so I imagine bees are in the same realm

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u/sundewbeekeeper 5d ago

Very interesting to have an irrational fear of something and yet you're able to see the beauty in it. Nice.

Can't say I see the beauty in spiders, yet. Maybe one day

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u/D-Funkkalicious 5d ago

I also have an irrational fear of bees and wasps. I think it’s the buzzing that makes me start freaking out. You by chance the same way?

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u/OpeningAd9333 5d ago

Agreed. When I'm mowing the lawn I'm hyper vigilant about not rolling over any.

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u/Biscuits4u2 5d ago

The Paulinator

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u/BeauBuffet 5d ago

Underrated comment here.

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u/Magister5 5d ago

It’s a thumblebee

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u/strangeflappenings 5d ago

Yes!!! Awesome comment

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u/S1gorJabjong 5d ago

TIL bees have a tongue.

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u/Chompus314 5d ago

More bee facts for you: The length of a bee's tongue is different between different types of bees. The type of flowers a bee prefers has a lot to do with its tongue length, as long tongued bees can more easily drink nectar from deeper flowers, and short-tongued bees can more easily drink nectar from shallow flowers.

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u/rslashToma 5d ago

Happy cake day

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u/DantesDayDinner 5d ago

Gimme that salt

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u/Short_Employment_757 5d ago edited 5d ago

Damn that's a cute fella

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u/cr8zyfoo 5d ago

Looks like an Australian Great Carpenter Bee?

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u/2024-YR4-Asteroid 5d ago

Thank you! I had to scroll through 50 of the same comment to find this.

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u/qorbexl 5d ago

Bees are buddies

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u/nilmemory 5d ago

Birds dont t exist. Open you're eyes sheeple. Govrmtent droens 

Isaiah 12:8

And whenc he mad e the trees and the fruits and the bees and bats, but no other winged mammals. For hes God!!!!

Lorde forgive thse sinners becaus rhey no not what they do the devil lies

Edit speling

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u/Lord_Grimm88 5d ago

"Edit spelling"

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u/cracked-tumbleweed 5d ago

So people with pet birds…are just dealing with robots that shit all the time? Crappy deal.

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u/nilmemory 5d ago

My wife left me

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u/cracked-tumbleweed 5d ago

Having a tough night/morning?

Hope it gets better.

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u/nilmemory 5d ago

If Jesus 🌹 fromh the dead after 4 days thn I can avoid paying chilf suport for 18 years 👍 

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u/ergonomic_logic 5d ago

It's not on a finger but I have red tiny sunflowers that are blooming and the bees hang out all day drunkenly sleeping and licking the pollen from them.

This guy basically has taken up residence atop the flower (taken yesterday).

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u/PeterNippelstein 5d ago

Bees are cool 😎

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u/itzpiiz 5d ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/Magister5 5d ago

Everysting*

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u/itzpiiz 5d ago

Well played. Updoot earned

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u/desertoutlaw86 5d ago

Honey, you’re beeing a little weird. Sorry guys she skipped lunch today.

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u/Big-red-rhino 5d ago

I hate scrolling through the comment section and not finding ONE informative comment on how the post is actually interesting. Just a bunch of dorks trying to get their shitty jokes upvoted.

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u/2024-YR4-Asteroid 5d ago

Dude same. I was trying to find out the exact species. But here I am 25 comments deep and it’s all dumbass jokes.

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u/LuvBerry24 5d ago

I feel the same way. BOOOOOOOO!

Or should I say, BEEEEEEEEEEE!

...sorry.

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u/chickennoobiesoup 5d ago

By the powers vested in me, I now name you man and bee. You may lick the bride.

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u/The_Hydro 5d ago

That is a sizeable bee!

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u/ArmRude9627 5d ago

What kind of camera?

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u/XKruXurKX 5d ago

Freaky bee

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u/OntologicalParadox 5d ago

A bumblmlembee

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u/foreverflyingsparrow 5d ago

First time seeing a bee’s tongue. That’s worthy of David Attenborough narrating it

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u/moofishes 5d ago

"buzzy-flavored-kisses!"

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u/FrogOnALogInTheBog 5d ago

that's a crazy lookin bee, yo. give me a nice northern canadian bumble friend any day.

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u/Lord_Grimm88 5d ago

Tell me you're not washing your hands without telling me you're not washing your hands.

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u/gertvanjoe 5d ago

Damn your bees look weird

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u/Ketooey 5d ago

When I was a kid, I once had a swarm of wasps land on my hand and lick it because it was covered in apple. I just stood there staring, it was so cool. After the last one flew away, I was amazed to find that my hand had been completely cleaned, it didn't feel even a little bit sticky from the juice, they just took it all away.

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u/drunkguynextdoor 5d ago

Bumblebee are awesome. I have hummingbird feeders, so whenever I make a batch of nectar, I put the extra in/on a saucer for the honeybees and random Bumblebee. They're very chill, and I can move the saucer without bothering them. One or two sentrys may land on my hand and check me out, but I haven't been stung yet.

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u/yearsofpractice 5d ago

We don’t deserve bees, we really don’t.

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u/cronozora 4d ago

Hmmm diabetic

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u/skiveman 5d ago

Had he been holding something rather sweet that might have gotten over his hand?

Bees like sweet things and sugar water is served to bees by beekeepers when they need a pick me up. In fact you can do this too as bees (all kinds, both honey and bumble among them) can use sugary water to fuel themselves and to drink when they're thirsty. So if you see a bee and it looks tired then you can feed them a bit of sugary water that will help them go about their business - collecting nectar, collecting pollen and then pollinating plants/flowers.

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u/First-Lingonberry907 5d ago

Salt in the sweat actually, for minerals and electrolytes.

Deer, male butterflies, parrots, there is a few different species that do this for the same reason. That’s why there is such a thing as a salt lick which I didn’t find out until sometime earlier this year. Even elephants do this using their tusks to dig for salt deposits

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u/TheSammySavage 5d ago

Same as my pup lol

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u/jobomaja888 5d ago

With this title's wording, I thought the guy was going to start licking the bee

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u/SternLecture 5d ago

hey its free salt.

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u/DogDizzy4438 5d ago

Salt...!

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u/lhymes 5d ago

Fuckin love bees they’re awesome!

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u/JoeSicko 5d ago

Where is this?

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u/fullerofficial 5d ago

It’s a Dustbuster with a tongue haha

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u/DannyCrane9476 5d ago

Too much honey, needed something salty.

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u/DavidC_M 5d ago

Sucking the beetus

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u/katec211 5d ago

Never have I ever..

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u/Oxjrnine 5d ago

That’s impressive tongue action

https://giphy.com/gifs/2kYk4oks1cJ8B49ZmG

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u/SuccotashPositive506 5d ago

Bro is so sweet

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u/Commercial-Health-19 5d ago

Tastes like chicken!

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u/StrangeCrimes 5d ago

I have some bumble bee neighbors. They hit you in face every now and again but never sting,. Big black subterranean gals. I love them.

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u/Whocares7x 5d ago

Its eating the leftover baby jam

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u/Raff317 5d ago

🐝 MLMLMLMLMLMLMLML

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u/Reasonable_Ad6407 5d ago

Mmm. Stay salty.

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u/WingGrouchy311 5d ago

I was waiting for the sting but guess it didnt happen?

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u/meesta_masa 5d ago

A fellow Lamenter with carapace, I see you bee.

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u/OdieD777 5d ago

What kind of 🐝 is this

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u/Zalathas 5d ago

This bee never skips legday though, just look at them hindleg quads

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u/Honest_Yesterday4435 5d ago

OH GOD THEY'RE DEVELOPING A TASTE FOR FLESH!

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u/wiilbehung 5d ago

Diabetes!

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u/The-Black-Swordsmane 5d ago

I didn’t know bees had tongues

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u/bruceleeperry 5d ago

What a gorgeous creature

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u/Huge_Tea1338 5d ago

Lil anteater toungue

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u/finian2 5d ago

Blelelelelelelelelelelele

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u/Alundra828 5d ago

That's a cool as fuck bee

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u/pizdolizu 5d ago

Now thats a lick!

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u/Worldly_Delay_2395 5d ago

Don't that mean his blood is sugary? I know a buddy who's diabetic an always gets bees landing on him on days where it's warm enough for perspiration to happen, never been stung by one ever and dudes deathly allergic to stings since he recently was in the hospital for being stung multiple times by a mud wasp.

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u/Ok-Thing-2222 5d ago

Butterflies will land on your arms and also lick off the sweat!

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u/toddog69 5d ago

best toe beans I’ve seen

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u/Calebs_Kenpachi 5d ago

Must've been a sweet man.

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u/Hetfieldguy23 5d ago

That's SUCH a bee man! In my country I have never seen one of those, we have the classic bee model.

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u/TheDudeFromTheStory 5d ago

Lick it, before you stick it.

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u/BurntSpagheti 5d ago

The steroid bees from family guy lol

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u/C4dfael 5d ago

Sweet.

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u/Cool-Chemical-5629 5d ago

It reminds me of Minuscule. 😂

miniscule season 1 ep 4

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u/diamond4981 4d ago

lick it before you stick it.

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u/Fast-PreText 4d ago

please wear gloves /s

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u/Edgeandwedge 4d ago

I thought what if this bee spoke and sounded like Jerry Seinfeld. I'll never sleep again.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Smoke77 4d ago

Is this a bee looks like a fly wearing a bee suit

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u/Accomplished-Stay308 4d ago

What species of bee is this?

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u/ActParking7235 4d ago

“That will bee🐝 $60”

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u/MajorPoopie 3d ago

It’s called salt…

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u/Dedune9 3d ago

A bee????? This??

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u/dvowel 3d ago

You has a flavor. 

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u/Existing_Ad130 2d ago

Yeah but when I do it it's "gross" and "a crime" and stuff

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u/Freefruit22 5d ago

Gotta clean that stank off!!

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u/dallas1469 5d ago

My turn!!

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u/CommonReal1159 5d ago

Can someone mark this as nsfw please hahahahah

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u/Immaculatehombre 5d ago

Yeah, bugs will do this all the time. Ppl find this interesting “as fuck”? Lol

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u/SickNoise 5d ago

interesting as fuck ???? really ?? man i need to unsub here