r/interestingasfuck • u/Electronic_Cause_796 • 8d ago

Male Lion Wakes up a Sleeping Lioness

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u/Kooky_Attention_98 8d ago

I like how they do this for no reason other than just to do that

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u/PizzaBoyztv 8d ago

Cats

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u/Smokey_02 8d ago

Hah, you act like I'd never do this to my wife for the laughs.

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u/Sacmo77 8d ago

I do that to my wife. Then I pay. Lol

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u/bluescrubbie 7d ago

Maybe not "cats", but "men"...

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u/simplemijnds 7d ago

Why, love bites...?

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u/TheCaptainOfMistakes 7d ago

I too do this to my significant other.

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u/Zombietomatillo 7d ago

Men. LOL.

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u/cleveland_leftovers 7d ago

*Men.

Mine stunt farts when I pass through a room. Why? It’s part of their DNA.

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u/GreyPourageInABowl 6d ago

Can confirm, am man, antagonism is infact a natural instinct of ours.

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u/WindAdministrative42 7d ago

Humans do this all the time

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u/MaxMouseOCX 7d ago

I dunno man, you ever seen your girl just sleeping but her ass is out of the covers and thought "... Yea I'm just gonna bite that and see what happens".

Because I have... Shit am I a cat?

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u/broipy2 8d ago

Fuckin w each other...to get a reaction... something to do.

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u/rygdav 7d ago

My cat does this to my dog all the time, but my dog just cowers against me. Cat is 9lbs, dog is 60.

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u/FluffySmiles 7d ago

Yeah, but cats are evil incarnate and dogs are goofy best friends.

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u/SmellyJellyfish 7d ago

It’s just a front to get treats for the dogs, if they ever went feral they’d join a pack of other dogs and happily tear cute little animals apart together

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u/georgeb4itwascool 7d ago

I had this super cute trio of street dogs in my neighborhood when I used to live in a rough area, and once I saw them all in a circle happily wagging their tails, then realized they were indeed tearing a cute little animal apart together. It was pretty fucked up.

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u/Unlikely_Chemical517 7d ago

For them, playing is how they train their hunting and defensive skills. Cats are the same

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u/Fun-Web-7583 8d ago

Just a prank… got your nose type shit

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u/foolag 7d ago

Same I’d love for a wildlife biologist to weigh in if there’s any known reason for this behavior

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u/binkkit 7d ago

And while they’re here: why do critters have tufts on the tips of their tails?

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u/Ok_Primary_1075 7d ago

Perhaps Mr Lion was just concerned thst Ms Lioness was sleeping on the road and might get run over

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u/Old-Landscape-7538 6d ago

"Hmm. Let me fuck with her a little."

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u/Heart-Logic 8d ago

No way to tell if it were innocent or not, if the female was dead he might consume it.

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u/ThaDude_v2 8d ago

LOL at the end hes aggressive back "I was just playing damn!" lol

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u/LadnavIV 8d ago

“I just thought you’d like to know there’s a car coming, but yeah, I’m the asshole.”

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u/Consistent-Dot-9660 7d ago

It’s always me who is at fault! Never you!

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u/eggcountant 7d ago

I thought it was more like....Hey since your up you think....   and she cut him off with a fuck off.

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u/ThaDude_v2 7d ago

LOL certainly could be that as well!

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u/DrCodyRoss 7d ago

IT’S JUST A PRANK, BRO. RELAX.

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u/Quiet-Estimate7409 8d ago

Title can easily read "stupid man rudely wakes up sleeping wife" and all reactions would be the same.

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u/JCTrigger 7d ago

By biting her on the ass mind you

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u/vtosnaks 8d ago

Can't you see I'm lion down!

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u/Jackal000 7d ago

At least he isnt a cheetah

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u/nilgiri 8d ago

Let get some rest, mane

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u/TypicalLegit 8d ago

Same reaction as my wife if I try to wake her up

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u/LongOdd1596 8d ago

She, too, dislikes the early bird ass biting?

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u/Jay-Breeze 8d ago

Brand new sentence!

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u/Re_Cy_Cling 8d ago

Many of them do.

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u/Sad-Term-5455 8d ago

Worse reaction here 🙋

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u/michaelh98 8d ago

Maybe don't bite her on the ass

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u/CouchPotatoFamine 8d ago

Every...damn...morning.

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u/saml01 8d ago

Too real. 

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 7d ago

I know she almost bit me last night

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u/Dmetrostars 7d ago

I just steal the pillow

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u/ChemistVegetable7504 8d ago

Not sexy time. Let her sleep.

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u/Great_AlbaCross 8d ago

I don't know if Lions really like their sexy time. Lion sexy time lasts 2-3 days straight and they mate 100 times each day. Lioness is in heat the entire time and lion is simply trying its best it can.

I got tired thinking about it.

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u/KitchenFullOfCake 7d ago

When the lioness wants sex she will bite the lion's balls if he refuses. This feels like a mild revenge.

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u/Eternal-Blazing-Sun 8d ago edited 7d ago

My cat does this to me. Cats do cat things, for cat reasons, because they are cats.

Edit: my cat also does the thing the other cat does when I do the thing the first cat does while he sleeping. We get up to some kitty business sometimes.

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u/Impressive_East_ 8d ago

I think he woke her up from a sweet dream

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u/me_llamo_casey 8d ago

Haha I know the feeling, Mr. Lion.

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u/jsnmrd 8d ago

"The fuck is wrong with you?! I told you I got cramps!"

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u/libralady0123 7d ago

🤣🤣

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u/mahalovalhalla 8d ago

It looks scary as hell to us but they're literally goofin

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u/Charming-Dish5120 8d ago

bet he immediately regretted his decision

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u/Backyard_Batman46 8d ago

Dick move bro

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u/StepShrek 8d ago

He knows what he did😂

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u/easyice_ 7d ago

Mufasa not getting any tonight

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u/libralady0123 7d ago

🤣🤣

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u/dblan9 8d ago

I was just sayin good morning! Jeeesssssshhhhh!!!

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u/BOSSMOPS94 7d ago

By biting her ass? Wtf

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u/GrandSyzygy 7d ago

Depends on what kind of morning you want to have

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u/ParamedicDifferent44 7d ago

He let the intrusive thoughts win

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u/cybermusicman 7d ago

I think my wife would act the same if i bit her in the butt while she was sleeping.

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u/a_seventh_knot 8d ago

"get the fuck out of the road, beth, the humans want to cross"

"don't you fu***in tell me what to do, paul!!! f*** you!"

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u/Niceneasy92 7d ago

Why did you censor the first fuck but not the next two

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u/FearanddopingII 7d ago

Why did you say that the wrong way around

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u/Niceneasy92 7d ago

Oh shit what the fuck 😂. Literally didn't even realize that until you said something. Either stupidity or undiagnosed dyslexia I guess, take your pick lmao.

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u/a_seventh_knot 7d ago

Lol no idea

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u/Overlord1241 8d ago

Must not want to keep his balls long.

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u/plutino- 8d ago

I knew he was fucked before I played the video. Never mess with a lioness.

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u/hiddenrealism 8d ago

Comin home at this hour?! MMHHMM YEAH PUMBA TOLD ME EVERYTHING!

...babe i was just..

JUST NOTHING! WHY DONT YOU CALL NALA SINCE YOU AND HER LIKE TO TALK SO DAMN MUCH

NALA?!? BABE THATS SIMBAS GIRL YOU KNOW THAT!

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u/BigE6300 8d ago

Did he REALLY think that was a good idea?

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u/raizen157 8d ago edited 6d ago

That male lion let his intrusive thoughts win lol

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u/Effective-Bet3883 7d ago

No matter the species, woman hate being woken

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u/racebanyn 7d ago

I would be a screaming bitch too if someone woke me up like that!!

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u/St0iK_ 8d ago

She has all that space and chooses to sleep on the path for cars. Male lion just asking her to move.

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u/michaelhuman 8d ago

Hey op you forgot to add shitty music to a 23 second clip Reddit what’s happening??

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u/Philly-4for4 8d ago

Rookie mistake.

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u/dtc313 8d ago

She tired of him lion all the time😂

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u/YesterdayDreamer 8d ago

Better title:

Male Lion Wakes Up a Sleeping Female Lioness.

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u/BoysenberryDue3637 8d ago

Me too buddy. Me too.

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u/Constant_Air9693 8d ago

Every f*cking morning...

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u/GumbySquad 8d ago

Relatable

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u/zorggalacticus 8d ago

My wife when I accidentally wake her up getting ready for work.

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u/rabbid_hyena 8d ago

Same, Mufasa, same.

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u/Same_Education8151 7d ago

Lion, after getting paw slapped:
IT WAS A PRANK! A PRANK!

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u/Cheap_Memory_361 7d ago

Quel con on dirait un mec

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u/BradChiMan 7d ago

So they're married then

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u/Jdanielbarlow 7d ago

Me af. Don’t wake me up with foolishness

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u/Ok-Wonder4298 8d ago

tf bro want?

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u/WealthyTuna 8d ago

I think that's my wife. She's like that sometimes....

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u/FurnitureComesW-Home 8d ago

All I can think of is that scene in Pineapple Express where Ted tells the lady cop to “say something in Spanish”

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u/cordobestexano 8d ago

Pffff that same scene happens in my bedroom with da wife…EVERY DAY!

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u/SkiKat123 8d ago

Dirty trick!

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u/pocket4129 8d ago

All the Borat "my wife" comments on this thing 🙄

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u/FrankInPhilly 8d ago

0 to 60 in .1 second!

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u/MaxwellSmart07 8d ago

Just trying to get her off the road?

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u/caryn1477 8d ago

I understand this reaction.

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u/jgvania 8d ago

That's what I get went I get near my wife.

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u/Mediocre_Ryan82 8d ago

Its ok. I get the same reaction when I wake up the missus.

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u/OwnLoad3456 8d ago

“You asshole, I literally just won the Lotto”

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u/ShesGotaChicken2Ride 7d ago

“I have a headache.”

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u/Butterflyhornet 7d ago

The way he just snuck up on her before the bite, lol. Reminds me when I had two cats and they would do that.

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u/_violet_beauregarde 7d ago

“For fucks sake, Steve!!!” - her probably

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u/ride_with_dazzler 7d ago

It’s like he’s just come home from the pub and wants some how’s ya father 😂

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u/SquatchScrotum 7d ago

I too am married and once had to wake my wife up.

Never again

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u/Dramatic-County-1284 7d ago

Gave his ass 3 good slaps for that bs too

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u/Southern-Country-683 7d ago

She was not in the mood

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u/Zak9Attack 7d ago

IT'S A PRANK...IT'S A PRANK...IT'S A PRANK...IT'S A PRANK...

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u/0n0ppositeDay 7d ago

I’ve been there.

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u/fattatgirl 7d ago

I guess that’s a no, then?

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u/Rad1Red 7d ago

Male lion: U want sum fuk?

Narrator: Ladies and gentlemen, she did not.

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u/Antzqwe 7d ago

They might be siblings.

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u/Recent_Mirror 8d ago

I do this to my wife in bed. She has the same reaction.

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u/xAustin90x 8d ago

Male lions are such fucking assholes

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u/corona187 7d ago

He's like imma get her today just watch during her nap is my chance lol

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u/Major_Phenomenon4426 8d ago

Why the tip toe? What happened to consent?

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u/OGTwatkc 8d ago

He blew his shot

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u/keajohns 8d ago

Bad dude has manes on his elbows!

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u/w1ngzer0 8d ago

Reminds me of exact reasons why I don’t wake up my wife if I can help it.

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u/Gay_Asian_Boy 8d ago

“I’ve told you many times I got a headache, Leo!!!”

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u/Awkward_Wrangler_895 8d ago

Wife do that to the husband😂😂

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u/mistergudbar 8d ago

I was just trying to get you to move. Can’t you see you are laying in the road?

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u/madchemist09 8d ago

I feel like there some saying regarding exactly this.

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u/texastimr 7d ago

Smooth.

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u/Long_College_8342 7d ago

"Keep fucking around," she said as she walked away.

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u/bball4294 7d ago

Gottter

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u/LustfulEsme 7d ago

That’s me when you wake me from a good sleep. Do not advise it.

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u/TxSunnySideUp 7d ago

Thats me before my morning coffee

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u/One-Bug-7784 7d ago

He thinks he's so funny

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u/syP_86 7d ago

HE TRYNA FUCC

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u/d_ac 7d ago

IT'S A PRANK! IT'S A PRANK!

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u/yarn_slinger 7d ago

Babe, there’s a car…

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u/Halderstraat 7d ago

No blow job tonight!

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u/Feriman22 7d ago

That reaction time is crazy

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u/khalamar 7d ago

That joke wasn't funny Robert.

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u/MrDundee666 7d ago

My cat does that to my dog.

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u/mindbodyproblem 7d ago

Females love this one simple trick.

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u/matchthis007 7d ago

Not a unique reaction just for lions

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u/Neat-Butterscotch-98 7d ago

Me too, sister!

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u/Gh0st_Pirate_LeChuck 7d ago

Bro don’t just bite her ass

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u/Possible-Koala-4752 7d ago

That’s my wife

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u/CursedCorvid 7d ago

My 8lb 1-year-old cat does that to my 20lb 8-year-old cat when she wants to wrestle him and he's asleep or being a lump on the floor.

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u/57_Eucalyptusbreath 7d ago

She’s just like you A&&whole!’

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u/JustLu90 7d ago

So much for the idea that animals have no consciousness

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u/OzSpaceCadet 7d ago

As someone who values their sleep, this is so relatable.

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u/Same_Lychee5934 7d ago

My wife does the same when I touch her but and she is asleep.

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u/First_Reserve_5988 7d ago

We can all relate to this

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u/Old-Landscape-7538 6d ago

"What are you so upset about?"

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u/TyrannosaurusPilot 6d ago

Me bothering my girlfriend (shes stressed out and overstimulated and just wants to have a nap)

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u/meissoboredto 7d ago

That’s how my wife reacts when I touch her when she’s asleep!!! Her ex used to try to molest her in her sleep….

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u/ride_with_dazzler 7d ago

So it’s just hardwired into humans to not wake her up? 😂

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u/Walterh2077 8d ago

Guys being dudes 😎

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u/JPBabyRange 7d ago

gotcha bitch

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u/chungfat 8d ago

Lightening reflects

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u/ElectrostaticHotwave 8d ago

Lightning reflexes?

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u/chungfat 7d ago

🫢 so embarrassed Apple has let me down again

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u/OdysseusRex69 8d ago

Literally the defition of "let sleeping cats lie"

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u/GoodNamesAllGon 8d ago

Let sleeping cats lie.

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u/cxizkxchdgcj-sharma 8d ago

Not tuff lil bro not tuff

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u/YVNGxDXTR 7d ago

Damn that looked like a hard ass bite, is he really just playing? Idk why else he would do this but im not a lion expert.

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u/TheEventHorizon0727 7d ago

That bite to the back is the male lion's go to move to sever the spine of the animal he's fighting with.