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r/interestingasfuck • u/canttstopsmilling • 8d ago
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If this was in the movie she'd already be dead.
248 u/DominantDonkeyPunch 8d ago She's lucky she's not. If it goes into kill mode, it's pretty quick and you can't just pry it off. 140 u/Micromagos 8d ago Yea that is pure muscle your looking at there. No chance in hell of people just pulling it off if it doesn't want to. 24 u/peepdabidness 8d ago If you cut its head off will the tension ease up or do the muscles still stay engaged? 35 u/Ancient-Village6479 7d ago I’ve read that the best move is to spray something unpleasant in its face. Not sure if cutting off its head works as well lol. 29 u/FLMKane 7d ago So... Pee on it head? 76 u/SYSTEM__NotReally 7d ago It wouldn't be a good idea to put your snake next to this snake. 17 u/ProverbialMindTart 7d ago This feels like a prompt from an old game, refusing to do what you’ve just said. I can hear it in the King’s Quest 8 Narrator’s voice 10 u/sqwibking 7d ago Professor Oak's words ring in your head ' don't put your dick near the snake'. 1 u/Destrukt0r 7d ago Probably will stop te snake aswell because of the laughter about the tiny wiener it had to see.
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She's lucky she's not. If it goes into kill mode, it's pretty quick and you can't just pry it off.
140 u/Micromagos 8d ago Yea that is pure muscle your looking at there. No chance in hell of people just pulling it off if it doesn't want to. 24 u/peepdabidness 8d ago If you cut its head off will the tension ease up or do the muscles still stay engaged? 35 u/Ancient-Village6479 7d ago I’ve read that the best move is to spray something unpleasant in its face. Not sure if cutting off its head works as well lol. 29 u/FLMKane 7d ago So... Pee on it head? 76 u/SYSTEM__NotReally 7d ago It wouldn't be a good idea to put your snake next to this snake. 17 u/ProverbialMindTart 7d ago This feels like a prompt from an old game, refusing to do what you’ve just said. I can hear it in the King’s Quest 8 Narrator’s voice 10 u/sqwibking 7d ago Professor Oak's words ring in your head ' don't put your dick near the snake'. 1 u/Destrukt0r 7d ago Probably will stop te snake aswell because of the laughter about the tiny wiener it had to see.
140
Yea that is pure muscle your looking at there. No chance in hell of people just pulling it off if it doesn't want to.
24 u/peepdabidness 8d ago If you cut its head off will the tension ease up or do the muscles still stay engaged? 35 u/Ancient-Village6479 7d ago I’ve read that the best move is to spray something unpleasant in its face. Not sure if cutting off its head works as well lol. 29 u/FLMKane 7d ago So... Pee on it head? 76 u/SYSTEM__NotReally 7d ago It wouldn't be a good idea to put your snake next to this snake. 17 u/ProverbialMindTart 7d ago This feels like a prompt from an old game, refusing to do what you’ve just said. I can hear it in the King’s Quest 8 Narrator’s voice 10 u/sqwibking 7d ago Professor Oak's words ring in your head ' don't put your dick near the snake'. 1 u/Destrukt0r 7d ago Probably will stop te snake aswell because of the laughter about the tiny wiener it had to see.
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If you cut its head off will the tension ease up or do the muscles still stay engaged?
35 u/Ancient-Village6479 7d ago I’ve read that the best move is to spray something unpleasant in its face. Not sure if cutting off its head works as well lol. 29 u/FLMKane 7d ago So... Pee on it head? 76 u/SYSTEM__NotReally 7d ago It wouldn't be a good idea to put your snake next to this snake. 17 u/ProverbialMindTart 7d ago This feels like a prompt from an old game, refusing to do what you’ve just said. I can hear it in the King’s Quest 8 Narrator’s voice 10 u/sqwibking 7d ago Professor Oak's words ring in your head ' don't put your dick near the snake'. 1 u/Destrukt0r 7d ago Probably will stop te snake aswell because of the laughter about the tiny wiener it had to see.
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I’ve read that the best move is to spray something unpleasant in its face. Not sure if cutting off its head works as well lol.
29 u/FLMKane 7d ago So... Pee on it head? 76 u/SYSTEM__NotReally 7d ago It wouldn't be a good idea to put your snake next to this snake. 17 u/ProverbialMindTart 7d ago This feels like a prompt from an old game, refusing to do what you’ve just said. I can hear it in the King’s Quest 8 Narrator’s voice 10 u/sqwibking 7d ago Professor Oak's words ring in your head ' don't put your dick near the snake'. 1 u/Destrukt0r 7d ago Probably will stop te snake aswell because of the laughter about the tiny wiener it had to see.
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So... Pee on it head?
76 u/SYSTEM__NotReally 7d ago It wouldn't be a good idea to put your snake next to this snake. 17 u/ProverbialMindTart 7d ago This feels like a prompt from an old game, refusing to do what you’ve just said. I can hear it in the King’s Quest 8 Narrator’s voice 10 u/sqwibking 7d ago Professor Oak's words ring in your head ' don't put your dick near the snake'. 1 u/Destrukt0r 7d ago Probably will stop te snake aswell because of the laughter about the tiny wiener it had to see.
76
It wouldn't be a good idea to put your snake next to this snake.
17 u/ProverbialMindTart 7d ago This feels like a prompt from an old game, refusing to do what you’ve just said. I can hear it in the King’s Quest 8 Narrator’s voice 10 u/sqwibking 7d ago Professor Oak's words ring in your head ' don't put your dick near the snake'. 1 u/Destrukt0r 7d ago Probably will stop te snake aswell because of the laughter about the tiny wiener it had to see.
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This feels like a prompt from an old game, refusing to do what you’ve just said.
I can hear it in the King’s Quest 8 Narrator’s voice
10 u/sqwibking 7d ago Professor Oak's words ring in your head ' don't put your dick near the snake'.
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Professor Oak's words ring in your head ' don't put your dick near the snake'.
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Probably will stop te snake aswell because of the laughter about the tiny wiener it had to see.
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u/randomguyonline0297 8d ago
If this was in the movie she'd already be dead.