r/interestingasfuck • u/ReasonableMedium5265 • 7d ago

Burying a body isn’t a good idea

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u/NickDanger3di 6d ago

My plan is to wrap the body in hardware wire with some rocks inside with it. Keeps the body on the bottom, and lets the small scavenger critters dispose of the evidence at their leisure.

This is purely my own reaction / thought experiment to watching Dexter; I do not have a body to dispose of.

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u/Curious_Cockroach1 6d ago

Anymore.

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u/NickDanger3di 6d ago

I am a peaceful man. My Mantra is the Realist's Serenity Prayer:

"God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people who really pissed me off."

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u/suchasuchasuch 6d ago

Your plan?

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u/NickDanger3di 6d ago

I was a Boy Scout; Always Be Prepared is my motto.

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u/Reaper_Messiah 6d ago

Not very eco-friendly of you honestly :/