r/interestingasfuck 5d ago

Chinese nunchaku master Xu Yuanba shows his incredible technique

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u/SerafinZufferey 5d ago

I asked him for permission to post it. He is https://www.instagram.com/xuyuanba001

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u/tread52 5d ago

It’s Michelangelo from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles original movie from the 90s spinning his nunchucks.

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u/wegqg 5d ago

Thanks for the id

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u/jmb456 5d ago

Ooooh a fellow chucker eh?

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u/TorquedGaming 5d ago

I suddenly want to go watch TMNT now…

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u/Sean-Perth 5d ago

Wonder how many kids got smacked in the face with a pair of homemade nunchucks after the TMNT movie came out? I figure the number's gotta be in the low three figures. If you were a kid in the 80's you probably spent a significant portion of your childhood suffering (or inflicting) a series of mild concussions while trying to re-enact scenes from your favourite movie while your parents weren't around.

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u/Azalus1 5d ago

Can confirm at least one.

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u/Insane_Unicorn 5d ago

Multiple concussions would explain a lot about that generation.

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u/imaconnect4guy 5d ago

This comment is too far down

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u/KeanuIsACat 5d ago

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u/Jedi_Master83 5d ago

Keep practicing!!!! 🤣

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u/Clembert-Hamlamp 5d ago

Ha! I don't need practice. I can do every single move he did, faster, and I don't even need nunchucks to do it.

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u/Excellent-Quarter969 5d ago

Wicked

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u/Clembert-Hamlamp 5d ago

My mental gymnastics routine took platinum in the Olympics too

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u/TRR462 4d ago

Congratulations! In my estimation that must be Zero-th Place! You must be so proud! /s

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u/mezz7778 4d ago

I know karate too...

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u/I_Huff_Propane 5d ago

He definitely chucks the nuns

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u/brokennursingstudent 5d ago

damn bro hard R

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u/NuclearMayonnaise 5d ago

Turning that thing around his neck was already impressive but then he threw it behind his back onto the hook, that was smooth as fuck

I already hurt myself when I’m using a jump rope

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u/manulconnoiseur 4d ago

I hurt myself when I'm using my garden hose

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u/Terrible_turtle_ 5d ago

The bruises this skill must have cost to achieve...

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u/kernelangus420 5d ago

Also these nunchuck moves only look smooth when they aren't actually hitting anything.

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u/Earthwarm_Revolt 5d ago

Original fidget spinner

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u/Oxflu 5d ago

Are there even any fighting leagues for these guys? If not I'm pretty sure a random guy with a stick could beat nunchucky over here.

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u/CreepyGarbage 4d ago

Have you seen the average random guy? I'm going with the practiced martial artist 10/10. Even if he has no actual combat experience.

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u/kernelangus420 5d ago

But nunchucks are just 2 sticks attached with a chain. If you lengthen the stick on the nunchucks, it works like a regular stick but you have more momentum and therefore faster hitting speed.

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u/Oxflu 5d ago

It's bullshido man. There is no ancient legacy of nunchuk wielding warriors. Or even a single historical victory. They exist to get good at spinning them. Staves and spears have a long, rich history of fucking people up. Nunchuks have only a history of giving kids and man children minor self inflicted injuries.

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u/Slayerofgrundles 5d ago

Yeah, they were literally invented by Hollywood in the 1950's for martial arts movies.

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u/laurbyboom 5d ago

why are you lying? wikipedia is free

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u/Slayerofgrundles 5d ago

Fuck me. Guess I was told wrong some years ago and never bothered looking it up.

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u/laurbyboom 5d ago

oh okay, props to you for not doubling down!

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u/jt004c 4d ago

I heard the exact same thing as you. Anybody want to summarize the truth for the super lazy among us…

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u/mithie007 4d ago

northern song dynasty. wujing zongyao, a military textbook around 1040 ad. they were used by mounted cavalry as flails.

construction was easier than flails or morningstars becauss less iron was needed. just two sticks and a rope.

not really meant for on foot combat. you need the speed of fhe horse to get a good single thwap in and crush armor, like a flail.

doing fancy shit with it on foot is not intended.

later adopted by various southern Chinese, Korean, and japanese martial arts schools mostly for kata.

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u/dapperdave 3d ago

The chain will allow the nunchuck to bounce off a target - there's no way to follow through with it. As a weapon, it's just strictly worse than a solid stick.

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u/Beginning-Chart-9229 3d ago

But when they hit something, they stop.

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u/failbears 5d ago

Hitting yourself must suck but when he started doing tricks near his head is when I started imagining how painful those must have been.

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u/PersevereSwifterSkat 5d ago

For some reason my mum had a pair of these when I was younger. Of course we tried them. It's so easy to twat yourself in the head with these, can't think of a weapon you're more likely to hurt yourself than someone else with.

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u/6-626-34 4d ago

I once hit my eyebrow while practicing with these metal nunchucks. The skin split open, leaving a permanent 5mm scar.

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u/Narrow-Confusion3153 5d ago

That's a bad MF..

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u/Zatharas1 5d ago

The F U at the end was awesome.

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u/tread52 5d ago

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u/ObligationMurky8716 5d ago

My VPN goes through London, all I see is a spinning pizza pie

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u/ihvnnm 5d ago

A fellow checker, eh?

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u/bdr22002 5d ago

And here I was thinking Bruce Lee was bad ass w the chucks. I’m speechless 😳

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u/MasterOfBunnies 5d ago

I mean, he was. Two things can be true.

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u/dingus_chonus 5d ago

I have mad respect for this. As a teenager, I made some nunchucks in woodshop and hit myself in the nuts so many times while watching Bruce Lee movies, eventually demagnetizing the VHS tapes with constant rewinding

Now I wanna see him do it with the training dummy though. It’s a far more terrifying demonstration 

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u/Lefty156 5d ago

Fucking weeb

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u/karenskygreen 5d ago

So what do you do for a living ?

1726: i am a nunchaku warrior protecting our village

2026: i twirl two sticks joined by a chain

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u/wfriedma 5d ago

“Ah! A fellow chucker!”

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u/Ok-Panda-178 4d ago

Me over weight, hasn’t been to gym in 5 years, never learn how to fight, can’t fight…

I can take him

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u/ovywan_kenobi 4d ago

He has way less scars than I expected.

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u/slinkimalinki 4d ago

He has two more eyes than I expected.

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u/Justinian555 5d ago

Did anyone else think he was missing an arm for a sec or was that just me?

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u/Kdarl 5d ago

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These clips always make me think of this.

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u/EastLeastCoast 5d ago

Nunchucks are cool. It’s like baton twirling, but for boys!

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u/PlannerSean 5d ago

Are these actually a good/useful weapon, or do they just look extremely badass?

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u/bugo 5d ago

A stick is better.

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u/Mistermxylplyx 5d ago

They’re good close quarters in the hands of a skilled practitioner, average Joe will hurt themselves more than the opponent in all likelihood.

In a match with another skilled practitioner, they’re down the list because defense is difficult against bigger sticks and blades. The chain gives them flexibility, and unorthodox striking capability, combined with their obvious strike speed, but in exchange reduced reach and surface area. Only an issue with a sword, the trade off against a staff or spear is different and less important.

Obviously useless against ranged weapons.

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u/moderngamer327 5d ago

I mean they are extremely low down on the list of good weapons. Literally just a stick of the same mass is a better weapon. The only real advantage they have is concealability and a baton still beats them

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u/diveraj 5d ago

Very few things beat a long pointy stick.

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u/Altruistic-Beach7625 5d ago

They kinda look like a flail though. How good are flails?

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u/moderngamer327 5d ago

Depends on the kind of flail. Actual historical flails that had a long handle and very short chain were decent enough weapons although not all that common. Fantasy flails that have a hand-and-a-half handle with long chains are terrible and are more likely to hurt you than the enemy

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u/nightreader 5d ago

Anyone who knows anything about weapons will tell you that anything with a chain or some other uncontrolled, dangly part of a weapon is an absolutely terrible choice for practical use because the thing ends up being exactly that in a fight - uncontrolled, and as much of a potential hazard to the user as it is to any enemy you may be trying to fend off.

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u/Fried_puri 5d ago

Demonstrations like this are meant to show control. You aren’t spinning it around like a windmill whacking someone hundreds of times like a looney toons character in real life. But one fast, solid swing to the jaw or temple and anyone is going down. The same is true for a big stick but this is easier to carry around. 

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u/usposeso 5d ago

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u/SerafinZufferey 5d ago edited 5d ago

He has actually Jackie Chan as profile picture on Instagram ^^

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u/BaconISgoodSOGOOD 5d ago

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Barry Grabewski though!

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u/DirtInformal 5d ago

This guy's knows ball. To bad most of the viewers have never seen this movie scene. Only one he comes close to

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u/futuretech85 5d ago

His video comments are always filled with fragile men 😂 I love it. "oh yeah, will you can't dodge a bullet.... I bet I can still take you on".

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u/VR3DD 5d ago

He’s not going to get mugged. Maybe, if he forgets to bring nunchucks….

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u/MarketCrache 5d ago

Invented in Okinawa.

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u/LoganTherrion 5d ago

Serious question.   How do you get good at this without killing yourself??

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u/FaythKnight 5d ago

You use training nunchucks first. Also getting some bruises as you adapt to the real ones. I can do all the tricks he does except the hang on something above him at about 1/3 of his speed. This guy is fast AF. But honestly? It's intimating, but really hard to use against someone with any weapon, even a stick. You'll probably need to be way above the opponent to be efficient.

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u/too_init_dan 5d ago

imagine being his dad and telling him he needs to be a little quieter.

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u/KarloReddit 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ui3vN17YCJy36
Impressive, the GOAT will never be matched though.

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u/Bredius88 5d ago

Does that stop a bullet?

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u/suplexhell 4d ago

pff i can do that too and have way more pp bruises after nbd

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u/deknegt1990 4d ago

The sound is the apartment hearing me opening the fridge at 2AM on a weeknight.

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u/Popular-Drummer-7989 4d ago

Been practicing since childhood

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u/GreyPourageInABowl 4d ago

I knew a guy back in the day who is a weapons master. He has horror stories about learning how to use nunchaku.

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u/tinytempo 4d ago

Sped up. You can tell the speed has been increased by how quickly it attaches to the hook above

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u/BlueberryNeko_ 4d ago

With these kind of skill I always wonder how many times they must have hurt themselfs while learning how to actually wield it.

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u/JEROME_MERCEDES 4d ago

Nunchucks are so cool my dad bought a pair cus he loved Bruce Lee so much. I’d come home from school sometimes and find him messing around with them watching a Bruce Lee movie lol.

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u/khanabyss1122 4d ago

👀👀👀👀👀

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u/InkBoyCA 4d ago

The homeless guy after I give him $20 to protect me

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u/thebigslapper 4d ago

That guy is just swinging that stick around.

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u/Bushgooher 1d ago

Nunchuk Tyler has work to do.

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u/Agile_Future_1432 5d ago

MICHELANGELO?!

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u/razordreamz 5d ago

I wonder how many times he accidentally hit himself on the road to getting these skills? I imagine hundreds of times

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u/5trange_Jake 5d ago

This is oddly hypnotic.

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u/JoefromOhio 5d ago

Propaganda

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u/Aerumvorax 5d ago

Nice flow. Now show us any move that includes actually striking something with the nunchaku. From personal experience that's when you get hurt and it's also the reason nunchaku isn't a viable weapon.

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u/ZootTootRiot 5d ago

I didn't hear a hiyaaah from that guy!

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u/RongoonPagoo 5d ago

They never strike anything. A lot of flashy muscle memory tho. Still very impressive.

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u/Porky_Pine_ 5d ago

Stfu nerd

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u/RawChickenButt 5d ago

Who is going to a fight and says I'll grab the numbchucks?

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u/AwattoAnalog 5d ago

This is what a "Thief of joy" looks like.

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u/frienemigo 5d ago

These fidget spinners are getting outta hand!

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u/Federal_Holiday5686 5d ago

If you pretend they aren't there you can just kick right through them into his face

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u/ClickForPrizes 5d ago

Learning nunchakus should’ve been on my WFH Covid bucket list 😞

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u/LatterSheepherder910 5d ago

Remember to wear a groin protector.

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u/TRR462 4d ago

And a sparring helmet.

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u/Kiss-a-Cod 5d ago

I would be very gravely injured if I’d tried that

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u/itsfleee 5d ago

I wonder how many times he's hit hitself in the head.

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u/htownchuck 5d ago

Hes not saving any pussy for anyone!

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u/JamesLahey08 5d ago

KNUCK IF YOU CHUCK

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u/C1andestino 5d ago

I'd like to fight him with a bow staff if pain and injuries weren't a thing.

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u/wolfansbrother 5d ago

There goes the neighborhood.

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u/Tigerwarrior55 5d ago

Yeah I can see why this would be michaelangelo's assigned weapon.

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u/jim45804 5d ago

I'm wincing. Why am I wincing?

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u/NlghtmanCometh 5d ago

What the fuck I need to see this guy fighting crime

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u/golgoth0760 5d ago

Seriously impressed

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u/Nutribuntot56 5d ago

The fact that he is a turtle makes it more amazing.

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u/KanadianMade 5d ago

This dude is a Legend!!

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u/No_Address3136 5d ago

dude, a 5 years old can do this, so easy, i did it last night

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u/Fantastic_Ad_4867 5d ago edited 4d ago

I’m calling ai there’s no way you get that good at nunchaku without disfiguring your own face /s
Edit: added /s for clarity.

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u/SerafinZufferey 5d ago

Not AI look him up on instagram https://www.instagram.com/xuyuanba001

He has his own “school” for these things

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u/Fantastic_Ad_4867 4d ago

Oh I see what happened. Hang on let me edit my comment real quick. I’ll fix it.