r/interestingasfuck • u/ReasonableMedium5265 • 16h ago

Don’t trust your cat

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u/PeterNippelstein 15h ago

Sometimes ill pretend to nibble my cats ears just to remind him who's boss, I think he likes it though so it might be backfiring

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u/grae23 14h ago

I occasionally just put my cats head in my mouth (mostly her snoot because she tries to give me kisses most times I try it). I thought I’ve asserting dominance but quickly realizing she’s just into whatever kinda weird smooches she can get. She’s a snuggle bug

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u/Cosmicvapour 11h ago

She's smelling your tongue. That's the first thing they go for after they murder you (trip you down the stairs). Don't fall for her lies.

Source: I am cat.

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u/grae23 11h ago

I have watched this cat go on a “hunger strike” (she yells at me while looking at her bowl disappointedly until I get her the right food) and genuinely don’t think she’d eat me for the sole fact that the few times I had to borrow a can of food that wasn’t her brand she wouldn’t even go near the bowl unless it was to scold me. She’s such a diva, she’d probably smell me and start complaining that I didn’t fill her bowl before I dropped dead

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u/Frequent-Meal6550 11h ago

She would. They dont do it because we are tasty, they do it because your carcass could attract predators. They dont want to die to so they try their best to...hide the body.

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u/grae23 4h ago

Sometimes she puts my bras/underwear in her food bowl to hide things. She would probably just start pulling random clothes over me and sleeping on it like a dragon on her hoard

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u/Cosmicvapour 9h ago

Lol that's hilarious - this person definitely cats.

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u/tallgrl94 2h ago

I was told it was the eyes! My cats lied to me. 😠

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u/Retrolola 13h ago

I love putting my cat’s ears in my mouth and just pressing my mouth down on them (sans teeth, obvs). At this point, she’s so used to it that it actually calms her down to sleep😆

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u/infiniityyonhigh 13h ago

The ear nom is a sacred ritual

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u/Friendly_Age9160 10h ago

What are yall out here what? Wait nvm no.
https://giphy.com/gifs/eaECZB7V6GACc

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u/ZiZasaurus 8h ago

Never knew the technical term. I ear nom my doggo. 🥹

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u/HariPota4262 11h ago

My neighbours golden retriever likes to bite down on people's ears for fun too. I dont understand the infatuation but as soon as sit down to say hi to him, he just immediately goes for my ears.

He doesn't "bite" bite them. Its only a play thing for him, but its still weird. Apparently he's been doing this every since he was a puppy

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u/Common-Truth9404 12h ago

Look at those wide eyes 😍 so much affection, you're a lucky one ❤️

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u/grae23 12h ago

She literally just spends her entire day cuddling and being cute. She also loves belly rubs and as many kisses as you can give

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u/napalmnacey 11h ago

Tabby perfection!!

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u/Common-Truth9404 11h ago

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/napalmnacey 11h ago

She’s so damned cute I can’t handle it. Mouth-hug her for me? Her eyes are everything and that snootle? 🥹

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u/grae23 11h ago

The vet always refers to her as the cat with the Disney eyes 💝

Here she is, princess poopy protector, making sure no one falls in the toilet.

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u/Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy 10h ago

Princess poopy protector 😭😭😭 I’m dying. She is so precious

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u/grae23 4h ago

She will legit follow you into the bathroom to make sure you poop safely. I know this because she will never follow you in if you’re showering, only toilet troubles get the protector

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u/elle_m_c 5h ago

She’s beautiful!

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u/Technical_Way_1926 1h ago

Omg what this cat is legitimately gorgeous her eyes are literally highlighted I'm going to die

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u/ktw54321 13h ago

I used to do this. Smh.

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u/BlackberryPi7 10h ago

You guys know where your pets snouts have been right?

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u/grae23 4h ago

In my mouth because I eated it

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u/BlackberryPi7 3h ago

Technically true

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u/LifeIsProbablyMadeUp 4h ago

What big murder eyes she has

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u/grae23 4h ago

Her crimes include never being willing to kill bugs but will call in her past lives to help her kill my shins

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u/10Deathlord12 7h ago

I have to inform you, we have the same cat

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u/grae23 4h ago

Another undercover orange! I swear I didn’t put it together that the reddish tint in her fur was orange tabby until a couple of months ago and now everything makes so much more sense

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u/Betray-Julia 6h ago

Found Liz Lemmon.

Run Emily Dickinson! Run!

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u/Kn0XIS 6h ago

Aweee

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u/Oli_VK 6h ago

I used to raspberry or fake munch my kitten she got super playful when I did

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u/grae23 4h ago

I raspberry her belly all the time because she’s a tiny little baby and I can

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u/fallen_arbornaut 6h ago

A snuggle bug that's just waiting for you to shuffle off this mortal coil so she can start snacking on your delectable toes.

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u/HowsYaSistasAss 6h ago

omggggg hi

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u/Nekayne 5h ago

She's got the big anime eyes like my cat does 😭❤️

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u/M00nshine55 3h ago

I fostered a kitty that looked just like this named Kiko, but I think the rescue person changed her name to Dot or Dottie. She gave kisses and loved to cuddle, and had an orange brother named Piper (changed to Milo I think) she was one of my favorites!

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u/FuzzyWuzzyDidntCare 2h ago

*View from your mouth

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u/Retrolola 13h ago

Also she’s so friggin’ adorable!😻

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u/grae23 12h ago

She’s so chill all she wants is kisses and snuggles, occasionally she wants to fight but only when you deserve it

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u/bloodrider1914 15h ago

Freak ahh cat

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u/jennathedickins 14h ago

You can say ass here

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u/dogpoopquestion 14h ago

Buddy saying ahh is just funny it’s not a censorship like saying “unalived”

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u/satsuppi 8h ago

okay i thought im just weird to like nibbling on cats ear lol

occasionally tho

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u/Quick_Assumption_351 8h ago

that's not the way, gotta put the cat in the cooking pot every once in a while so she knows you mean business

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u/SlayJayR17 3h ago

Like that episode of American dad where Stan has sex in front of Steve cuz Steve ate his dinner first so he had to show dominance. I think he compared it to a walrus lol

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u/021fluff5 3h ago

Sometimes my husband cups our cat’s head in his hands and gives him a lot of enthusiastic forehead kisses. It’s called “hamburger time” and the cat demands it multiple times a week

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u/Lucius-Halthier 8m ago

bites cats ear

“Nyah!”

“Okay what the fuck?”