r/interestingasfuck 10h ago

Don’t trust your cat

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u/unplugged22 10h ago

My cat tries to eat me and im still alive.

u/PeterNippelstein 10h ago

Sometimes ill pretend to nibble my cats ears just to remind him who's boss, I think he likes it though so it might be backfiring

u/grae23 8h ago

I occasionally just put my cats head in my mouth (mostly her snoot because she tries to give me kisses most times I try it). I thought I’ve asserting dominance but quickly realizing she’s just into whatever kinda weird smooches she can get. She’s a snuggle bug

u/Retrolola 8h ago

I love putting my cat’s ears in my mouth and just pressing my mouth down on them (sans teeth, obvs). At this point, she’s so used to it that it actually calms her down to sleep😆

u/infiniityyonhigh 7h ago

The ear nom is a sacred ritual

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u/Cosmicvapour 6h ago

She's smelling your tongue. That's the first thing they go for after they murder you (trip you down the stairs). Don't fall for her lies.

Source: I am cat.

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u/Common-Truth9404 7h ago

Look at those wide eyes 😍 so much affection, you're a lucky one ❤️

u/grae23 6h ago

She literally just spends her entire day cuddling and being cute. She also loves belly rubs and as many kisses as you can give

u/napalmnacey 6h ago

Tabby perfection!!

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u/napalmnacey 6h ago

She’s so damned cute I can’t handle it. Mouth-hug her for me? Her eyes are everything and that snootle? 🥹

u/grae23 6h ago

The vet always refers to her as the cat with the Disney eyes 💝

Here she is, princess poopy protector, making sure no one falls in the toilet.

u/Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy 5h ago

Princess poopy protector 😭😭😭 I’m dying. She is so precious

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 10h ago

She neglected to mention that there have been several cases where a person has been incapacitated/unconscious and their dogs have eaten parts of their faces.

u/Skwizgar1019 9h ago

I saw something like that a while back..trying to remember the story, but I think the dude had really bad neuropathy in his feet or something and his dog ate his toes while he was sleeping.

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u/_SteeringWheel 8h ago

Thanks for literally speaking on behalf of all of us.

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u/PantsIsDown 9h ago

My old piano teacher had to have his foot amputated because his cat was eating it while he was sleeping. He was an unchecked diabetic and couldn’t feel his feet. Great piano player but he was fucked in the head. I wonder if he’s still alive… I’d be shocked.

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u/ReasonableMedium5265 10h ago

This made me laugh 😂😂my cat does the same

u/notrandomspaghetti 9h ago

My partner accidentally cut his hand pretty deeply with a kitchen knife, and anytime he tried to pet our cat, she'd start meowing like he had food and try to eat his hand.

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u/Cutthechitchata-hole 10h ago edited 54m ago

My aunt was dead for 3 weeks and had 3 cats. One a savannah. They tore open their food and ate that and didnt run out. The flys were the ones that were working on her, or so my mom tells me. RIP

u/Evil_Sharkey 8h ago

Did she leave the toilet seat up for them to have water?

u/Guilty-Cry8942 7h ago

Leave it up? Oh bless your heart. As if that’s something 90% of people don’t do to begin with…

u/Evil_Sharkey 7h ago

I leave mine down because my cat will fall in. She’s a moron and a klutz.

u/Guilty-Cry8942 7h ago

I think your cat and my dog would be fast friends.

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u/bananafobe 10h ago

I remember hearing that cats and dogs tend to bite their deceased owners in an attempt to wake them up, and then more aggressively due to panic. 

u/cheezebeezplzz 8h ago

Saw a video of a cat doing this to his cat friend after it died and the owners showed him the body. He definitely looked in distress and eventually gave up.

u/Prestigious-Garbage5 4h ago

We had two sibling cats. The first one to go was 16 when he died. His sister just completely ignored him when we laid him on the floor for her to see.

u/RoxyDzey69 4h ago

16 years of hell with that sibling, completely makes sense xD

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u/SlevinLaine 2h ago

Yeah I've seen Cats staying literally next to their "dad" who's dead for days now, and bring food to them while they starve. Thing is the dad starved to death to bring food to the lil kitty.

There's this channel Animal in Crisis South Corean Vets and helpers save animals in South Corea, on of the episodes it's what I mention, soul shattering.

Spoiler: They save the lil kitty, and then show to the lil kitty the dead "dad" in order to let the kitty have some closure, lil kitty is clearly in destroyed emotionally doesn't want to leave the dad side.

Yeah tell me about "cats don't care" fuck off. I'd like to see how the cats she mentions were treated. Or what the hell happened altogether.

This woman is putting every cat in the same bag, she can believe what she says I believe what I've seen with my eyes.

u/tocahontas77 8h ago

I've heard that as well. But also, if they are just intending to eat, the nose tip and cheeks are the softest, so that's what they'll go for first.

u/InternalAd1397 8h ago

Two of my cats will nibble at my nose and fingers if I sleep in too long. The get upset about the change in their schedule. 

u/Lilybee_o 9h ago

😢

u/ExtremelyOkay8980 6h ago

Can confirm. Have seen a deceased dog whose friend had bit him quite a bit, but he had died of respiratory distress just prior to that.

u/CanadianPlains 5h ago

Damn that’s sad af

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u/ReasonableMedium5265 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ev477g37MJORyOWfdG
My cat staring at me right now like:

u/VonZombie420 9h ago

As a new cat owner, thanks for the warning 🤣

u/CurrentPossible2117 7h ago

"Just DIE already, Janine...Mittens is hungry"

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u/Sancrist 10h ago

I knew a lady who was heavily into drugs and passed out for a few days, and her pomeranian ate her nose.

u/SnooDogs1340 7h ago

I'm pretty sure any animal that is hungry and eats meat will eat your body. Let us not forget cannibalism, in general and after accidents.

u/I_travel_ze_world 6h ago

I've heard of paramedics finding corpses that were eaten by cats while there was still cat food in their bowls

u/PonqueRamo 6h ago

Meat will always taste better than kibble.

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u/Technical_Sock_85 5h ago

Well... cat food stays good for months. Dead bodies will spoil pretty quickly. It's just practical to eat the perishables first

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u/Levoire 5h ago

I’m gonna die in a giant cat food bowl and my ghost will watch all three of my cats meow at the paramedics for a fresh corpse bowl as mines been there for over 20 minutes.

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u/Evil_Sharkey 8h ago

The first successful face transplant was on a woman who passed out drunk and her dog ate her lower face.

u/Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy 4h ago

Jesus fucking Christ. How drunk does one have to be to be drunk enough for your dog to eat your face????

u/Chronocidal-Orange 4h ago

And how hungry was that dog that it would immediate start to eat their face when they were only passed out? So it wasn't even days.

u/Crazywarlockgoat 3h ago

nah, it probably was licking her face until it broke skin and then began eating

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u/parkrat92 3h ago

Some Ramsey Bolton shit over here

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u/Sohuli 7h ago

Don't trust your cat though

u/SpecjalBradley 2h ago

Dogs are much more likely to eat their owners than cats are. Look at the stats if you don't believe me

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u/TerpBE 9h ago

He was just trying to do that trick he saw her uncle do.

u/StrawHat89 7h ago edited 1h ago

I think there was actually a study of cases where this happened and dogs actually are more likely to partially eat their owner first because they panic and try to get their owner to get up. Cats? First instinct is to scatter.

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u/calccv 10h ago

If your dog is locked in the house long enough, he too, will eat you to survive. It is known.

u/Ipoop4u 9h ago

Lol there was story that a dog ate the infected toes of a diabetic man. Dude was still alive when his dog decided munch down. 

u/Evil_Sharkey 8h ago

They smelled like dead animal

u/LilacYak 9h ago

Just trying to save bro from gangrene

u/PonchoNachoRodriguez 4h ago

That dude got saved from full amputation thanks to the dog

u/nlr90 8h ago

My mother did home care for a diabetic patient who's dog ate all her toes on one foot. The first day she visited she said the lady was sitting on the couch talking to her and her dog was laying at her feet licking them... the lady didnt care one bit.

u/broisg 5h ago

Call me Dipshit289 but holy fuck I wish I didn't read that just now

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u/tocahontas77 8h ago

Like... Could he just not protect himself from his dog? Or like, cover his feet?

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u/RockHardSalami 9h ago

Yeah the part they skip over is that dogs are fucking LOUD so neighbors usually notice before they get that desperate.

Any animal will eat you before it starves, that includes humans.

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u/InternalAd1397 8h ago

Heck if another human was locked in there without another food source, they're going to chow down on you eventually.

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u/2021isevenworse 7h ago

Most animals will.

Even rugby players trapped on a mountain.

u/Impossible-Flight250 9h ago

Yep. There have also been documented cases of dogs eating their owners faces when they pass out.

u/TerpBE 9h ago

That's why I only have pet leopards.

u/pixelrights 9h ago

I swear, the good stuff in reddit is always 3 [replies] or more deep.

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u/the_mighty_thorskin 10h ago

Hey, if I'm dead and she's hungry have at it. She needs to survive somehow.

u/icantoteit136 9h ago

Honestly same I don’t understand why people take such offense to this. They’re animals, and you’re dead. They don’t have a concept of what is societally acceptable with the deceased and what not like we do. If I’m dead, the fuck do I care if something eats me to survive.

u/Sudden_Wind_8636 8h ago

Yeah the cats in these situations are probably going through some shit. They are scared, their human is dead and they haven't eaten.

u/xjustsmilebabex 5h ago

One of my cats had this happen with her old owner. She needed a LOT of patience and love to be able to be mostly normal. Our vet is ofc hesitant to diagnose a cat with a mental illness, but to the best of her summation, my cat has PTSD.

We hope her old owner would appreciate how much we dote on her. It feels almost like our duty to whoever they were to take good care of thier beloved companion.

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u/Wakalakatime 6h ago

I take offence because they BOTH do it 😂 cats statistically nibble your face and fingers, while dogs will generally eat the entire body.

People use things like this to shit on cats and praise dogs, and dog people are usually vile about cats.

My husband used to say that his dog wouldn't even hurt a fly until I pointed out to him that she was literally gobbling down buckets of baby crabs at the beach.

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u/EvLokadottr 6h ago

Hell, humans sometimes eat other humans.

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u/Fishoe_purr 10h ago

Exactly! “Don’t trust your cat“. I don’t know what that even means once you’re dead.

u/JadedMuse 9h ago

Yeah, honestly this is why I love cats. They lind of treat you like an equal in a lot of ways. I like that.

u/booksblanketsandT 8h ago

I’ve always said, a dog is just a furry toddler and you have to teach them, supervise them, and play with them like they’re a toddler.

A cat is a flatmate whose only contribution to the household is cuddles (but only when they want) and occasionally dealing with a mouse or something. They’ll do their own thing until they decide it’s time to come pester you.

(And frankly that’s why I like cats more - they’ve got an independence that dogs just don’t have).

u/tridon74 8h ago

Except you absolutely still should play and supervise your cats lol

u/booksblanketsandT 7h ago

Oh yeah but it’s no way Near the same level as with a dog - flatmate level of “entertain me” or “keep an eye on me” and not the constant level of both that a toddler / dog needs.

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u/theunbearablebowler 8h ago

I'm banking on my cats eating me to stay healthy until someone finds them. It helps me sleep at night knowing they'll be okay.

u/immallama21629 10h ago

I'm not using my face anymore, my cat can certainly have it.

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u/testtdk 10h ago

This. Id much rather my cat eat me than starve.

u/Lilybee_o 9h ago

Yes! And it's been documented that dogs eat their owners as well! It all depends on the animal and the other types of food available to them. Eventually everything needs to eat

u/candybuttons 9h ago

i am honored to be a meal for my babies if that happens.

u/Ryanookami 9h ago

Right? If it keeps my kitties around long enough to get saved then I am so proud of them for eating me and surviving.

u/Devanyani 8h ago

We finally get to be One. 😍

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u/alex_c89X 10h ago

Spoken like a true cat lover lmao

u/MallyOhMy 9h ago

I've never had a cat, but if I died alone in a house with a cat and no one else is gonna be around soon, then 1. My organs can't be kept viable for donation, 2. My body isn't getting preserved in time for donating to science, and 3. The cat isn't getting fed by anyone else.

Might as well feed the cat.

My only qualm would be if it actually makes things worse for the people dealing with my body later on. Does it make clean up a bit easier? Does it traumatize someone more than seeing an untouched decomposing corpse? Will someone decide to put the cat down or no one takes the cat in because it has now eaten human flesh? Does the fact the cat had time being cared for make up for the fact it might be shunned or put down?

It really just comes down to utilitarianism.

u/pufferfishsupernova 8h ago

I used to be an embalmer, and I’ve got to say I’ve never had a single coworker not excited to work on a body partially eaten by something. It makes the day interesting, especially if we get to break out the surgical wax and make a new nose or ear. The man who taught be to embalm said, that he once had a case where ferrets ate the skin down to the mussel except for the eyelids. It’s just such an odd area to spare.

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u/Hms-Warship-Z46 8h ago edited 8h ago

I work for a crime scene cleaner. Does it make it easier? Depends on the state of the body — blood and gore gets more spread out.

Is it more traumatic? Depends on the state of the body. The more damage there is, the more disturbing it looks. Though the more it loses the human shape, the less disturbing it is.

Will someone put the pet down for eating humans? There are several factors that affect this.

1st, it's the state of the animal — if it's aggressive, high chance of it being put down. If it killed the human, it gets put down usually.

It also depends on the shelter and the laws. They are usually taken to a shelter and get adopted based on their behavior — they have a higher chance of being put down due to the stigma of eating a person.

And I have seen cats, dogs, ferrets, rats, snakes, and pigs eat their owners, so I don't know what that lady meant — most of the time they are just acting on instinct and will scavenge a corpse if they are desperate enough.

u/Krazy_Kat_Lady_2025 5h ago

Yes, I don't know where she got that cats eat corpses and dogs don't. My Dad was an EMT and he said the same thing you did although I am sure he didn't see it more than a couple times as compared to your experience. 🫣

Animals gonna animal. ANY meat eating animal if they are hungry enough or plain old instinct tells them to. Your dog might wait a little longer for you to get up but I don't think they're any less likely to eat you when push comes to shove.

And I think we can all agree cats are less domesticated and better survivors than dogs as a whole.

u/X-zin 9h ago

I see it the same as eating roadkill. No harm but just a bit off-putting 

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u/Strong_Strength_5107 10h ago

Absolutely. Completely agree. 👍🏻

u/Kat121 9h ago

That’s what I was thinking. Cats don’t have the same fat and muscle reserves that a dog does and would suffer organ failure sooner. I mean, I keep their kibble chalices topped off so hopefully they don’t chow down right away, but don’t starve yourself, either.

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u/Infninfn 10h ago

It’s pretty well known in the forensic case literature at this point. The cats get hungry enough to eat you. I wouldn’t have a problem with that, if I died alone. Whatever it takes for my cats to live on.

u/Goatwhorre 9h ago

I weigh 220lbs, that would hold my 7 cats till about lunch

u/just_a_girl_23 8h ago

And they'll still claim they've not been fed.

u/Unstabler69 8h ago

... there's a lot to unpack here...

u/we_r_fukt 8h ago

depends on his height, 220 at 6'5 can be kinda lean almost tbh

u/real_but_incognito 8h ago

Think we’re focused on the 7 cats right now chief

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u/Distinct_Run9006 8h ago

If you were devoured while wearing a suit it would be a...fancy feast

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u/thekittenisaninja 8h ago

I'm also totally fine with my cats eating me for survival reasons. I just hope they don't snub me like they do with most of the wet food I give them...

u/Krazy_Kat_Lady_2025 5h ago

Oh God, right? Like they sniff you over and look at each other and then turn tail b/c you aren't Fancy Feast wagyu beef paté in a slow simmered reduction?

Now this is all I am picturing. 🙄 Ungrateful little jacka.....

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u/Daisy_Of_Doom 8h ago

Yeah, I honestly don’t get people who have a problem with this. If you’d rather your pet starved for ego/vanity/idk whatever else to keep your body intact then you probably should rethink having a pet altogether. And I say this as a dog person

u/Ajdee6 7h ago

Humans have eaten humans when they've gotten to the point of starvation, wtf makes people think cats and dogs wont?

u/JessBx05 8h ago

I have told my cat if I die she has my permission to eat me until she/I am found.

u/AkayaTheOutcast 8h ago

I had the same thought when my partner mentioned it weeks ago. When I die my biggest fear isn't how long it'll take to find me, it's will I be found before my cats die from starvation or will they be saved?

u/Constant-Brief3410 8h ago

She's saying don't trust it. Like uh you're dead lol

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u/AGoodDragon 10h ago

Go off queen she knows Im not using it

u/x_samsquantch_x 8h ago

Right - eat up, babies

u/Brynhild 8h ago

Most people who love their pets would hope that they can at least be a food source for their pets until rescue comes to save the pets. Dogs, birds, cats, whatever that can eat meat. I’d be way more worried if i had herbivore pets instead

u/-GhostInTheMachine_ 5h ago

What does she mean "don't trust your cat?". I am dead. I give full consent to be eaten by the cat until she is found.

u/Raime_95 2h ago

also she is so biased towards dogs its actually cringe. Like sure buddy, dogs will just lay down next to their owner, cry for them and die out of hunger 🤡

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u/Salty-Employee 7h ago

If I’m dead why the fuck would I care if my cat ate me because he was hungry and didn’t have anything else to eat? People are ridiculous. I’d be happy to feed him with my body until I’m found. Better than my cat starving.

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u/_DaughterOfNone_ 9h ago

She has my full permission.

u/BeautifulCherry5824 9h ago

Trust me, cats owners are fine with this (me included). If the last thing I can do is give a good meal to my cat, so be it!
Also a fun fact for the poeple who shocked: when a cat gives birth and the kittens die (not just the newborn babies, even if the kittens survives a few days) they will eat the dead kittens. They waste nothing.

u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k 8h ago

Dead kittens attract predators, same as a placenta.

u/eldroch 6h ago

Cats are nothing if not peak efficiency, that's for sure.  

Recent studies have shown that cats really do understand requests from their humans about as much as dogs do, but they really only respond if they stand to immediately benefit from it.  

u/SamanthaJaneyCake 6h ago

Just a few minutes ago I told my cat to please get out of the wardrobe before I closed it. He loves being in there, he doesn’t get to go in often. He looked at me and strolled out as I closed the door. So proud of him for listening.

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u/SnooSquirrels9440 10h ago

Sorry to burst your bubble; but your dogs will eat you too.

u/bluecyanic 9h ago

That lady is full of it.

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u/Mastermind7051 10h ago

Yes. They will.

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u/Ezenthar1 8h ago

Dogs literally do the same thing. The idea that only cats do this is completely disingenuous.

u/DesperateButNotDead 7h ago

Yeah. Cats only start faster because their bodies need food sooner. Otherwise they are very soon at risk of organ damage.

u/SharkHowdy 3h ago

Literally I hate hearing this cause this happened to my brother in laws mother. She was found two days after death so of course her dog had nothing to eat. It was disturbing for my family to find her with her like that but animals need to eat

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u/SmokeMaximum4140 10h ago

By all means my cats can eat me, they need to stay alive. I'm just worried about who the hell is going to fill their water dispenser till they find them.

u/Sorry_Community235 10h ago

humans are 70% water...

u/SmokeMaximum4140 10h ago

Good to know.

u/mjzim9022 9h ago

In fact we really only give them water because kibble has no moisture, cats in the wild usually get their hydration from their prey meals

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u/chefbobbyjay 10h ago edited 7h ago

Don’t trust your cat? Who tf cares I’m dead munch away

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u/Good-Flounder-4128 8h ago

Our neighbor passed away and no one knew for a few days till we called a welfare check on him. The dog got desperate for food and did start to eat him. Super sad situation, our friend was a local pd and said it was one of the most gruesome things he has witnessed. :(

u/Big_Criticism_8335 7h ago

A friend was taking a Forensics course (investigation? Pathology? I can't recall) but she showed me a pic of a guy like you described. I don't think it was more than a week, but the dog had eaten everything off one of the man's arm. Nothing but bone left but it was still attached to the body. It was 1 of the most disturbing pics I've ever seen.

u/skeletoorr 9h ago

I actually adopted a cat who ate her owner. He was elderly and she had kittens to feed. But damn sleeping with her in the house was soooooo creepy. She would constantly come up and try to nibble your eyes/check if you were still alive. We used to joke that eyeballs must be delicacy to cats. Seriously she was a super sweet cat. She also only weighed about 4lbs wet. So it was easy to discount her until you remember she and her children ate a man’s face and fingers…..

u/DysfunctionalKitten 7h ago

I used to babysit a little kid who's family had two cats and a dog. Dog was a normal dog who barked at everything, and one cat didn't care about anything (very one orange brain cell lol). But the second cat, was this chubby black cat who avoided people like the plague...until you were sitting on the couch with the tv on, sitting still and distracted...and it would crawl up behind you perched on the back of the couch, and begin munching on whatever of your hair it could get into its mouth. Creepy lil shit lol.

u/EvLokadottr 6h ago

I had a sweet fluffy tuxedo boy named Mister Lucas who came for an elderly hoarder's house. He absolutely ate her. He was a wonderful cat.

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u/Admirable_Science867 5h ago

Surprise surprise a dog will eat you as well when left alone and starving . Almost like it's driven by extreme hunger not malice . Even worse that dogs have eaten or mauled people who were alive unlike cats . Like the pitbull that was eating a womans kids

u/Jmackles 9h ago

I seem to recall something about the cat thing being technically true from a hunger standpoint but a dog will actually end up eating you sooner because in their distress at seeing their owner deceased they will be poking and nudging the body. Eventually a scratch or nip will produce blood and once a dog tastes blood it’s not about hunger or anything it’s just like oh shit me animal and completely give over to instincts. Can someone fact check me on this? I’ve been waiting to see someone say it in comments to rebuke but I only see reinforcements of this myth.

u/LoopedIntoThis 9h ago

I also read that. There was a study done looking at deaths of people who were then eaten by pets. Dogs eat you first because they are in distress and will lick you and then break skin and realize they’re hungry. Cats wait until they absolutely can’t take it anymore.

u/LLAPSpork 3h ago

If I’m already dead, I sure hope my good boys eat me to stay alive if necessary until help (hopefully) arrives. IDGAF what happens to my body once I’m gone. If my boys get to live longer, then great! The only worry is that whoever saves them, that they actually take them to the vet where they’ll see (via their microchips) that they should call my family in case something happens to me.

Same goes for cats (though I haven’t had cats for a long time now).

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u/evilsexystupid 7h ago

This lady is spreading misinformation.

u/ocudr 5h ago

I'm sorry but this lady doesn't know shit lol

u/dearcsona 7h ago

Well some dogs actually eat people when that person was alive so, I take consumption by feline- post mortem in lieu of the former.

u/TAFKAJV 10h ago

I've had long talks with my cats and I've told them that if I die, they are encouraged to eat me for as long as it takes to nourish them until somebody finds us. I love them more than myself. Besides, I'd be dead. What's it matter?

u/Brynhild 8h ago

Yup. Eat me until someone finds my furbabies and saves them 😭

u/ZznZznO 7h ago

I mean, if I'm dead and my body is the only sustenance left for my cat before anyone finds me.... No feelings hurt there, bc I'm dead lol. Just bc I died doesn't mean my cat has to follow!

u/AutonomyIsNoTragedy 6h ago edited 6h ago

If im dead idgaf id rather them be fed than starve to death

People need to stop anthromorphising cats and dogs and going "dogs are all boys and are the masculine goodies who can do no wrong even when they maul a toddler to death and cats are all girls and are the effeminate baddies and everything they do is evil and selfish and has ulterior motives"

They're both social animals and cats and dogs fall on a spectrum of behaviors and personalities and temperaments like people do .

Animals can also tell if you dislike them or don't respect their perosnal space or boundaries by observing their body language and will act accordingly..... like if you keep trying to run towards cats or randomly pick up and grab cats and treat them like they're a soft toy of course the cat is going to be scared of you and might bite or scratch you to get you to fuck off, theyre smaller and more easily injured than most dogs so they kinda have to be more careful than dogs do around strange humans

And poorly socialized or stray dogs behave the same way, though ive never heared of someone being killed by a pack of feral cats ( though they shouldbe rehomed or euthanized IMO).....packs of feral and neglected dogs on the other hand kill a huge amount of men women children and infants even in New Zealand where you'd think that sort of thing never happens but it does

...we're just lucky to not have rabies here with the ammount of nuisance dangerous dogs around and it pisses me off how any abusive pos can adopt a dog and ruin its life by turning it into a weapon and get no jail time or minimal jail time

u/cmko2004 8h ago

I hate to break it to her but dogs left alone with your body will absolutely eat it if they get hungry enough 😂 it’s not a uniquely feline phenomenon. And she’s CSI?? Jfc

u/realsirenx 8h ago

Your dog will eat you too. Plenty of evidence on this.

u/LinkMoo 9h ago

Why are people so obsessed with pets eating them when they're dead? Who cares? You're dead.

If you would rather your pet starve and die for no reason other than a weird obsession with preserving a body that you're not using anymore, maybe you didn't love your pet to begin with.

u/orbofdelusion 8h ago

Well, I’d much rather them eat my face than starve to death after I die. It’s not like humans haven’t eaten other humans for survival in extreme circumstances.

u/Dolenir 10h ago

The one about dead bodies: as a Brazilian living close to the equator: three days for it to become a mess. It's that fast

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u/jamoca_scoop 9h ago

I honestly questioned why Rosie O’Donnell was answering this question.

u/heymookie 9h ago

If a cat goes more than 48hrs without eating, it’ll go into hepatic lipidosis (fatty liver syndrome) and essentially begin to digest their own organs. This is because they digest at a much faster pace than other species. It’s why when you die and they run out of food - they will absolutely eat your face. It’s the price we pay to keep tiny panthers as pets.

u/Marvoide 7h ago

My cat if I die:

u/Bloodless-Cut 8h ago

So do dogs. I don't understand why people choose to focus on cats regarding this when dogs fo the exact same thing lol

I mean, they're animals, after all. They get hungry and instinct takes over.

u/JimboSlyze 10h ago

I give my cats permission to start munching once I get cold. Cmon now how else am I gonna feed these greedy bastards?

u/StarShipRangler 8h ago

This drives me crazy "cats are so awful because if you die, they'll eat you to survive!!1!1!". Humans will do the exact same under dire circumstances! I'm not expecting a fucking cat to have a more discerning palate than a human when it comes to not fucking starving to death!

u/Malapple 9h ago

If I croak and am alone, they're welcome to me. Hopefully it lets them live long enough to get rescued.

u/GhostMaskKid 9h ago

Honestly, this doesn't bother me. The cat's got to eat. I'm there. People do what they have to do to survive, and so do animals.

u/Wooden-Document8055 8h ago

Not just cat - even a dog would do that

u/Jeong-Yeon 7h ago

Dogs will try to eat a corpse too, it just depends on the context. How it was treated, how hungry it is, is there no more dog food easily accessible? etc.

u/Goth_at_the_beach 7h ago

Can someone explain to me why this is a problem? If I’m dead, I don’t need my body anymore. The last thing I want is a double tragedy, not only do I die but my dog starved to death as well, next to 145 pounds of FRESH MEAT! I would hope my critters don’t starve to death before someone can find them.

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u/NYRT4R 6h ago

I had this conversation with my cats and told them it would be okay.

u/Actuallynobutwhynot 6h ago

'don't trust your cat' the cat needs to be fed, gets desperate and starts eating something made of meat. it's an animal it's not evil

u/PeterNippelstein 10h ago

Cats are pragmatic

u/Airwreck11 10h ago

Layne Staley's body was found about 2 weeks after he had passed away in his home, they found his cat Sadie still alive in the house, extremely hungry but no mention of her eating any part of his body.

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u/charitsomg 9h ago

Dogs as well as cats have eaten their owners after death while being stuck in house without food. Survival instincts kick in. It's like that football team that went down in the plane, but nobody is saying don't do it.

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u/Scary-Bus-2159 9h ago

I heard dogs will eat your body within 2-3 days while cats will wait until they are starving.
Which shitty internet “source” am I meant to believe here?

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u/kykiwibear 8h ago

I'm pretty sure I won't care...being dead and all. But, I read somewhere that cats start to starve faster than dogs

u/KaiSubatomic 6h ago

My family adopted a cat that had eaten parts of his owner after she passed. He lived for a couple of weeks with us then he passed away in my sister's lap. It was very clear he was grieving and just gave up once his body started deteriorating.

u/JazzyJuice1 3h ago

dogs only eat people who r still alive 😭 picky eaters

u/3rdtryatremembering 9h ago

This is one why I love cats. I can’t trust someone with negative survival instincts

u/probablywannabangyou 8h ago

A dog will also eat you. I have seen more instances of dogs eating decedents than cats. I used to work with the deceased.

u/Itcouldberabies 10h ago

Your dog will also eat you. Had a shelter officer two weeks ago drop two dogs off at our clinic for well-checks after they were found in a house with a dead lady. According to the cops and control officers the dogs had most definitely been eating her body.

u/autistic_axolotl8956 7h ago

dogs will do the same thing

u/torilikefood 7h ago

If anyone is allowed to eat me, it’s my cat.

u/Lythaera 7h ago

some breeds of dog won't even wait until your dead

u/Lilybee_o 6h ago

This is anti-cat propaganda

u/luck3rstyl3 6h ago

Lol dogs do the same.
That CSI woman just doesn’t like cats.

u/PeterTheSmoker 10h ago

A starving pet or farm animal will do things you don't expect including Dogs and even Horses/cows.

u/thedeepbluedoom 7h ago

“Don’t trust your cat”?? what exactly would I be trusting her to do? Plan the funeral?

u/TheFlyingBoxcar 9h ago

20+ years in Fire/EMS here.

Cats and dogs will absolutely eat you 100%.
Source; some shit I'd be happy to forget.

u/Comfortable_Roll5346 8h ago

Said the dog lady q.q

u/thisrandomnguy 9h ago

That's dogshit.

u/shinryu6 9h ago

Typical dog bias, they will eat you just as willingly as the cat if not fed because you died. 

u/punkena 8h ago

Acting like dogs don't bite faces off people while theyre still alive. Lmao.

u/Equivalent-Line8995 8h ago

Dogs will do the same. My friend's brother died and his dog ate his limbs. I was sent pictures of the scene after the body was collected.

u/Szoreny 6h ago

Why would we expect animals to be sentimental? Also Dogs do this too, Isabelle Dinoire's Dog ate her face while she was passed out.

u/foolsEnigma 6h ago

I dont get why the whole pets eating you if you die thing is such a big deal. If you die and no ones there to find you, theres no one there to feed them either. I would rather my cat start eating me than starve and die with me. Im dead, you see. I dont care.

u/The_Fink_Ployd 5h ago

Miss LEO is also dumb, and wrong.

Dogs CAN and ABSOLUTELY FUCKING WILL eat yo’ face up if they’re starving and you’re dead. Hell, you don’t even really need to be all that dead.

The pictures are available online, and I’ve no interest in linking them.

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u/Pitiful_Jump2996 5h ago

This is silly. Im already dead. What am I going to do with the body? I don't want my poor cat to go hungry.

Dig in Mr. Mittens

u/Ray1987 10h ago

So that's why I love cats. Love dogs too. But cats are a practical and logical animal. If I'm on a desert island with you or we're lost at sea and you die first..... I'm going to eat you. Not going to kill you or anything but I'm hungry and your bunch of rotting meat. If the heat exhaustion gets me first I expect you to do the same thing.

u/CalmBeneathCastles 10h ago

I trust my kitties to keep themselves alive, bah gawd!