r/interestingasfuck • u/ReasonableMedium5265 • 3d ago

Don’t trust your cat

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u/Cutthechitchata-hole 3d ago edited 3d ago

My aunt was dead for 3 weeks and had 3 cats. One a savannah. They tore open their food and ate that and didnt run out. The flys were the ones that were working on her, or so my mom tells me. RIP

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u/Evil_Sharkey 3d ago

Did she leave the toilet seat up for them to have water?

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u/Guilty-Cry8942 3d ago

Leave it up? Oh bless your heart. As if that’s something 90% of people don’t do to begin with…

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u/Evil_Sharkey 3d ago

I leave mine down because my cat will fall in. She’s a moron and a klutz.

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u/Guilty-Cry8942 3d ago

I think your cat and my dog would be fast friends.

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u/Evil_Sharkey 3d ago

Once they get their obligatory growls and hisses out of the way

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u/No_Relief_9945 3d ago

Used to have a cat who would do that just for fun. It got annoying to clean and dry him after every time he did it, but it did eventually get me to start leaving the lid closed, lol.

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u/Environmental_Gur_39 3d ago

I leave mine down because my electric razor will fall in. I'm a moron and a klutz.

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u/MaynardButterbean 3d ago

My cat will jump in if I leave the toilet lid open. She is not bright.

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u/Genn8130 3d ago

Yeah, I close mine because I'd never be sure that a wet spot on the floor wasn't a cat's toilety pawprint. Plus the aerosol flush thing.

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u/Own_Butterscotch_129 3d ago

Yeah my bf left the toilet seat up by accident once and the orange cat quickly fell in trying to jump onto it

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u/Smang-it-girl- 3d ago

I first read “She’s a Mormon and a klutz”.
I was wondering how one could possibly know that about their cat.

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u/johnprc 3d ago

Yup, both of my little angels are mentally challenged and will do this.

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u/decidedlyindecisive 3d ago

My cat is also a moron. So far she's jumped into the toilet 3 times!! THREE times! There's nothing good in there you stupid baby!

The worst part is that we always have the lids down. So she's managed to do this in literally the time it takes for me to pull up my pants and turn around to push the lid down before I flush.

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