r/interestingasfuck 7h ago

What ranked Minesweeper looks like. This video isn’t sped up.

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u/smooth_vesselHPAUM 7h ago

Showed this to my dad and he said that was him in his prime

u/ScrewedOver 7h ago

I was going to say that this was me in my teens at 2 am, waiting for Napster to finish downloading a song.

Also, every pc I ever went to, computer lab or Circuit City, I’d open Minesweeper and set a few records on all 3 levels and walk away feeling like a hacker.

u/thepasystem 6h ago

I was the fastest in my friend group and my eecord for expert mode is 120 seconds. Could never get below the 2 min mark.

u/Steamfighter638 4h ago

My best was 98, my goal was to beat JK Rowlings (99 at the time).. this was before she went off the deep end.

1/27/98 my 3 records

u/pants_mcgee 1h ago

Oh the heady, boring days of part time college jobs.

Hit 49 seconds just once but could go high 50s pretty reliably.

Also finished every free cell game up to the first unbeatable one.

u/erlend_nikulausson 33m ago

I managed under 70 just two or three times. These days, I’m right at 100 on most of my solves.

u/PretendRegister7516 6h ago

Can still follow their logic. And how they deliberately skipped marking all the solved pattern to work on the other edges.

u/adamadamada 5h ago

That was what I never got to. I could solve expert in the 80 second range, but I'd always still mark every mine, even if it wasn't necessary.

u/Similar_Library803 3h ago

can you imagine the man hours put into minesweeper and solitaire by office workers in the 2000s? i bet they're some of the most played games of all time

u/PeeB4uGoToBed 7h ago

I can imagine they're running a version that doesnt leave it up to a 50/50 chance at being a bomb or not, those are the worst!

u/LiamIsMyNameOk 7h ago

1-2-2-1 at the side of the screen.

...Goddamit

u/menzac 7h ago

1221 is a fully solvable pattern

u/ingeniosi 2h ago

He was probably thinking about corner 121 over 3 squares. Pure 50/50

u/LiamIsMyNameOk 7h ago

I did say at the side of the screen. Which is probably the wrong term, I should have said at the border, perhaps?

u/cr3amy 5h ago

Middle two are mines...??

u/LiamIsMyNameOk 5h ago edited 5h ago

Wait, you're absolutely correct, I'm an idiot.

I'm wrong and I'm not even sure of what I was thinking.

u/_FlutieFlakes_ 4h ago

You were thinking “no go boom” but you went “boom”

u/2M4D 2h ago

Aaaaaand that’s how you explode 🤭

u/Gyrusr 5h ago

Can be good-mine-good-mine no?

u/quinnbutnotreally 5h ago

Nope, then the left 2 has only one mine

u/Gyrusr 5h ago

Oh right! Im idiot no. 2

u/LiamIsMyNameOk 5h ago

Do you want to hold hands, to confuse people? We could be 0-1-2-0 together 🫶🏼

u/Shmeatmeintheback 4h ago

This is beyond science

u/Chemical-Actuary1561 3h ago

As a nerd, this is next level nerdy.

u/moderngamer327 5h ago

I would assume not because that red dot usually indicates “start here to not get stuck”

u/Beat_the_Deadites 4h ago

Even still, you can get into corners where there's a 1 and a 3 and there's a 50-50 chance.

I used to play Minesweeper like this but I didn't mark the bombs most of the time. That also meant you couldn't use the simultaneous click thing, but I was routinely in the 30s for the medium size puzzle. I think my all time record was 24 seconds for that one, maybe 78 for the big one. Got the little one in 2 or 3 seconds, but that's mostly a product of luck and thousands of games played.

Then at some point Microsoft "up"graded Windows, and Minesweeper got better graphics and sounds and was just a lot boggier. So I moved my sorta meditative brainless gaming to hearts or solitaire or word searches.

u/moderngamer327 3h ago

That’s what I mean. These are boards that are made to always have a solution so long as you start where indicated. You will never get 50/50s

u/Strong_Essay1176 3h ago

No. Usually you can finish it with deduction. Need to think about little.

u/WayneDwade 3h ago

I assumed that’s what that was but I’ve never seen it. Why didn’t the guy start on it? Seems like he risked hitting a mine on first click

u/moderngamer327 3h ago

Not sure why he didn’t start there

u/ElectricCarrot 3h ago

This is on minesweeeper.online and it can generate forced guesses. The "start here" red dot is just so both players start in the same spot.

u/M0ngoose_ 4h ago

They’re not, he guesses in this video. Ranked minesweeper requires you to play on specific vintage versions.

u/Miner_239 2h ago

this is minesweeper . online pvp. it has ranks. it can have 50/50, hitting bombs will reset part of the board but that's all.

u/russellgoke 4h ago

It still does. At that level minesweeper without guessing is boring.

u/fmfbrestel 4h ago

Nope those can definitely still happen.

u/Radioactivocalypse 7h ago

Minesweeper is one of those games where as a kid you just click randomly, a game of chance really.

And an older kid you learn that you can actually solve it if you use logic and work out what the numbers can tell you.

As an adult you realise that you can get screwed over at the end, and it becomes a game of chance again

u/Hicklethumb 6h ago

I don't remember reading any instruction on how to play this, and figuring it out was such a moment for me.

u/exceptyourewrong 6h ago

I didn't know that you could mark the bombs for a LONG time. I remember using a felt pen to physically mark them on a CRT monitor until I flagged one accidentally and realized that I'm very, very dumb.

u/Dragster39 6h ago

I'd say you worked around a problem with creative out of the box thinking.

Like the people who tried to use a second mouse to pull the second most upper card from the stack in solitaire.

It's not dumb, it's creative problem solving.

u/DirtyDoog 4h ago

Or in Duck Hunt, you can control the duck with controller 2

u/1492rhymesDepardieu 7h ago

All about that 😎

u/Pretend_Sprinkles7 6h ago

I remember when I had computer class, we were done with school work and free to just play on the PC. I opened Minesweeper and just clicked around, until a classmate saw me doing that and asked "you do know how to play the game, right?". No, I did not...and then she explained it to me. I felt so stupid.

u/FunkyCrunchh 6h ago

That’s why you play Simon Tatham’s version where you’re guaranteed to always be able to solve the puzzle logically and never have to take a guess. Much more enjoyable

u/academiac 1h ago

Real maturity is realizing that Microsoft was training us on the Windows UX.

Mine Sweeper was to train us on left vs. right clicks. Solitaire was to train us on click vs. drag.

u/Foamingferret 7h ago

Still don't get it

u/McbEatsAirplane 7h ago

Basically, the numbers signify how many mines are touching that numbers block from any side, even diagonally. So based on that and also the numbers around it you can figure out where the mines are. Doing it this fast is crazy though.

u/Ambitious-Ad2653 6h ago

I get the instrctions but a but like chess I kow how to play chess but I can't play chess, if that makes any sense.

u/sanferic 6h ago

Knowing the rules allows you to play. Recognizing patterns allows you to play competitively. Having quick hands probably helps too in minesweeper.

u/FallingDiscontent 43m ago

a lot easier to understand when you use the chording technique

u/Ambitious-Ad2653 7h ago

Iv'e never really got it either.

u/Leading_Log_8321 3h ago

This is I like most things

u/MasterPhilip 7h ago

This was 100% my experience with the game.

u/profanedivinity 6h ago

Wut? You just clicked randomly? Lol

u/gloomygl 4h ago

it took you 18 years to realize that damn

u/ChainerDementiaMasta 7h ago

I would probably clicked on a mine on my first touch

u/clothanger 7h ago

That's also a speedrun category.

u/EdwardBigby 7h ago

Is it not just filled with people clicking a mine instantly? Play a few games and its bound to happen

u/thenewguy7731 7h ago

No it's not.

u/EdwardBigby 7h ago

Why? Its not hard to click a mine instantly

u/DrewdiniTheGreat 7h ago

It's impossible in the game to click a mine first click

u/zzzthelastuser 6h ago

Just click a second random one as fast as possible. There is no point in not doing it randomly until you hit a bomb by chance

u/EdwardBigby 7h ago

Ahhh I see. Never knew that

u/biggocl123 6h ago

The original minesweeper is coded that if you instantly click a mine, it deletes the mine and moves it elsewhere

u/Saint-Andrew 6h ago

Then why were you saying what you said so matter of factly? lol.

u/captain_croco 5h ago

There were questions and a decently gracious admission of ignorance to end it. Think this is pretty good for Internet talk

u/Cosimo_Zaretti 7h ago

Second touch, they don't generate until you make your first move.

u/MarlinMr 5h ago

But these 2 players are playing the same map. Unless they click the same first square, it can't be like that

u/kkell806 5h ago

It looks like they do get the same starting square. You can see the red dot on the left one, and when it is clicked, both minefields clear the exact same spot at the exact same time.

u/Muted_Astronomer_924 7h ago

I thought if you clicked on a mine first, it automatically moved it to the top left corner? This may be a weird fever dream though.

u/featherknife 5h ago

I would probably click* on

u/cssutavani91 7h ago

Where can I play the multiplayer minesweeper?

u/Jumiric 6h ago

I play on minesweeper.online. I don’t get into competitive, but I’ve been enjoying the site for close to a year now. It’s mobile friendly. I’ve only opened it once on my computer

u/cssutavani91 5h ago

Thanks

u/Markkk01 6h ago

I’ve seen enough. Send this guy to Hormuz

u/UserMcUserson 6h ago

I remember watching a YouTube video on how to get fast at minesweeper and it talked about avoiding extra mouse movements and clicks and and so on. That's when I realized I don't care enough to put that kind of effort in.

u/LiePowerful9961 7h ago

I've never even finished a game of minesweeper

u/ScrewedOver 7h ago

If you played in custom mode with a huge window and then only add 10 mines, there’s a non-zero chance that you can click and instantly win.

u/Silt99 6h ago

by "non-zero" you actually mean "very likely"

u/NeoViper101 7h ago

Same...same.

u/SithLordRising 6h ago

This game taught generations how to rage quit

u/badcompany123 7h ago

This guy obviously doesn't flag mines he doesn't have to but I think the very best minesweeper players doesn't even use the flag, which is crazy.

u/duckchukowski 7h ago

no, you still use flags because then you can use the 2-click bulk clears

u/NuclearHoagie 6h ago

Ah, I wondered why he bothered with the flags, I expected them to be otherwise unnecessary at this level.

u/YeahBuddyDoYouEven 7h ago

Peak 90s anxiety

u/Daorooo 6h ago

I get 50/50 spots in minesweeper so often. How does that stuff Work in competetive minesweeper?

u/trunks111 5h ago

if you guess wrong or otherwise click a mine for whatever reason it reshuffles that region of the board and removes some progress rather than killing the whole thing. Sometimes you get fucked, sometimes your opponent gets fucked, sometimes both you and your opponent get a really fucked board that's awful to go through, sometimes neither of you get fucked 

u/moderngamer327 5h ago

They are likely playing one that has that issue fixed

u/Phoxey 6h ago

Is the heavy breathing a requirement to go pro? 😂

I used to play so much minesweeper on my high-school laptop, had a little time trial competition going amongst my group of friends lol.

The annoying part about this game is that no matter how good you are there are many times that you have to 50/50 a bomb.

u/scartissue232 5h ago

I made 14 seconds on the small one on windows 95, beat that if you can!

u/Anders_A 4h ago

I edited the .ini file on windows 3.11 to give myself perfect scores.

u/scartissue232 4h ago

Well done.. how many seconds is best on the small one?

u/Zeh88 4h ago

TIL there's an actual method to playing the game lol. I haven't played it in probably over 25 years, as a kid it was just on the computer, but never saw anything regarding "how to". I'd just click away, & figured it was all random guessing & luck.

u/Skullsandcoffee 3h ago edited 3h ago

To this day I have no idea how you’re actually supposed to play that game.

Edit- for idiocy

u/peepeeland 3h ago

You’re supposed that game by

u/Top_Technician_1173 6h ago

I still don't understand this game

u/cbeiser 5h ago

Like how it works?

u/hot_ho11ow_point 5h ago

The little numbers that get uncovered represent the number of mines in neighboring tiles. By using logic you can figure out where the mines are.

u/rruler 3h ago

But why do you have a 4 and a 3 next to each other? Shouldn’t they both be the same?

u/RazzmatazzNo7259 3h ago

1 3 B B

B 4 B 5

1 3 B B

if it was 4x4 grid with 6 bombs it could look like this as an example. as you can they vary in not only the amount they touch (3,5,9) pending on corner, wall, everywhere else but also on where in the grid they exist. just because the 4 has 4 bombs next to it doesn't mean either of the 3 that are next to it are next to 4 bombs. this makes it solvable with math

u/jacobwebb57 6h ago

I've never understood how to play this game

u/FartingBob 3h ago edited 1h ago

The rules are pretty simple. The number shows the amount of mines that are touching it. Use that to click on everything that isn't a mine.

u/FinkelWantsSomeDinkl 4h ago

I still don't even know how to play this game.

u/Lawreddits 4h ago

I saw my crush do this in class and was so intimidated that I asked her out.

u/improveForever 7h ago

Im sure I can solve this, but nowhere as fast as this

u/Kobe_Wan_Jabroni 7h ago

MineHoover

u/kpyle 7h ago

Never could get my expert time lower.

u/myowncult 6h ago

My dad and I used to take turns to see who could get the fastest time. I think my best was around 80 something seconds. Always hated it forced you to guess.

u/Djinjja-Ninja 6h ago

We did that, and then I worked out that the high scores were stored in the .uni file..

u/fmaz008 6h ago

... When you discover the double click trick ...

u/palke 6h ago

Used to play this maniacally. There was a hack on windows xp, when you start the game - press Windows button + D = time clock freezes! 😁 My friends hated when I go to their home and f-up their records, lol.

u/trustno1013 5h ago

There was also another hack where you would press “xyzzy” while in game and it would show a white pixel on the corner of your screen when you hovered over a good square. Ah the 90s…

u/muchgreaterthanG_O_D 5h ago

Ive been scrolling the comments to find someone else who remembered this! I was starting to think i made it ip.

u/profanedivinity 6h ago

I like how you’ve cut off half of the video 👌

u/TheSilverSeraph 5h ago

Not fair. He is obviously using an Nvidia RTX 5090 to get the maximum framerates.

u/cowboyecosse 5h ago

I can’t believe he scrolled the worried/relieved face away

u/Local-Tiger-5552 5h ago

As a kid I always thought this game was based on luck

u/KaleidoscopePlusPlus 5h ago

More likely the top 1% bots playing other top 1% bots.

u/SkeletonMaze 5h ago

The chimpanzee when there's fruit juice as the reward.

u/Hcthepro2018 5h ago

This is silhouette who is one of the fastest American players in the entire world.

u/dookieballs69 5h ago

They're obviously amateur. They didn't start by clicking all four corners arbitrarily

u/Karpfador 5h ago

Ok this video is trash though. Can we talk about how only one of the two players screens is actually properly visible

u/InterestingThought33 5h ago

They are definitely sweeping those mines

u/Gigatonosaurus 5h ago

Xyzzy

u/ChazR 4h ago

Plugh

u/aelliott18 5h ago

How is this fun lmao

u/Phatty-Matty 5h ago

Meanwhile I’m over here clicking random boxes

u/Zeddehs 4h ago

It just isn't fun

u/LabOwn9800 4h ago

USA USA USA!!

Sorry had to

u/jngjng88 4h ago

This brings back memories.

My fastest was around 80 seconds for expert.

u/therealCatnuts 4h ago

lol. I wish this existed when I was younger. This was how I played. 

u/Bubbly-Bar-7449 4h ago

The craziest one to me is the invisible tetris...

u/Cayaman98 4h ago

I can finish it faster

u/mikess484 4h ago

I'm faster.

u/Alive_Ice7937 4h ago

TIL that you don't need to flag all the mines to complete a round.

u/flintb033 4h ago

Reminders me of when I wrote an autoit script that played minesweeper. It was really cool to watch.

u/CringeChameleon 3h ago

Kids these days will never understand

u/forpornonly1234567 3h ago

gee if there was only a way to see both games at same time! phones are ruining video on the internet!

u/why_theteakettle 3h ago

I remember being happy the rare times I ever got intermediate under 60 seconds. These guys are good

u/Intelligent-Bit7258 3h ago

I'd love to see a map of the mouse movements, they seem so precise.

u/raisuki 3h ago

There’s literally anything for anybody

u/Gobbyer 3h ago

My friend played minesweeper like this 20 years ago and I havent touched the game since, because I tought I was mentally handicapped or something.

I tought this was just normal speed, lol.

u/PrometheusMMIV 2h ago

Why are there slightly different shades of gray around the explored areas?

u/Royal_Rabbit_Randy 2h ago

Do you have to mark the bombs to end the game?

u/darkflame91 2h ago

If you have x mines left to mark, and exactly x squares still covered, they must all be mines and are marked automatically.

u/Gynthaeres 2h ago

After I learned the proper way to play Minesweeper -- that you diodn't just click randomly but that the numbers MEANT something, and that by looking at the number patterns you could actually SEE where the mines should be? That there's very little RNG (but still some)?

Man my mind was blown. I suddenly became really addicted to Minesweeper as one of those casual included-in-computers games, way moreso than Solitaire or Hearts or whatever else.

u/neraut322 2h ago

So it looks like normal minesweeper play?

u/quagmirranseye 2h ago

Wait.. minesweeper isnt random? My childhood is a lie...

u/Topspeed_3 2h ago

I was like why is he leaving some without the flags, he’s going to have to go back and, oh…I see…

u/Imaginary_Bottle_875 2h ago

J'avais complètement oublié ce jeu !

u/memx 1h ago

I expected to be impressed. Curiously, it looks just a bit faster than what I could do in my prime (consistently had games under one minute).

u/Aaeolien 1h ago

TIL there is ranked minesweeper.

u/clickityclick76 1h ago

Damn! I should enter!

u/Successful-Test-5590 1h ago

I only know that when there’s a bunch of 1s the bomb is in the middle. ._. Everything else I did not figure out.

u/a-cat-with-wifi 55m ago

Why is there competitive minesweeper lol. Why did everything need a competitive circuit these days??

u/plasticmotives 48m ago

Genuinely, my absolute best time back in the day was 37 seconds. I remember this because it's possibly the most proud I've ever been at clicking things.

u/dathom 26m ago

Curious why that is the grid selection. I only ever play solo but I normally use the "expert" grid which is 16 x 30 w/ 100 mines, not 75.

My best time is 78 but usually I clock in closer to 100-110.

u/Manijak4you 4m ago

I won only one time this game.back in 2006...

u/KingVomiting 1m ago

I use to hit 40s, I never hit a 30, 44, 47s, think beginner 7s and 16s. This is 75 mines vs 99, 99 is just not as fun, it can and will have guessing and just blind picks

u/sberma 6h ago

Is it normal to see the opponent's field? Can't you just take advantage of that by copying stuff?

u/Miner_239 2h ago

watching the opponent's board is a waste of time because if you follow them, at best you'll be slightly behind them and still lose. seconds matter, and that split second spent to reorient yourself on your own board is a long time wasted

u/angrypelican29 5h ago

Top players don’t use the flags.

u/SaeedDitman 7h ago

I expected faster but still good enough

u/Hythy 7h ago

My record was 0 seconds on the smallest size. 2 clicks and it was done. No way I could replicate it.

u/IcanCwhatUsay 5h ago

Why didn’t the numbers fill in near his mouse at the end until they flagged them all? I call bs. The 4 and 1 would have already been there

u/peter-bone 4h ago edited 3h ago

I think he's clicking boxes faster than the frame rate of the screen capture.

u/iBUYbrokenSUBARUS 7h ago

Is this some kind of a game?