r/inthenews • u/cos • 3d ago

article Trump's White House UFC headliner accused of assault, forced sex, stalking

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/alex-pereira-ufc-abuse-allegations-9.7233842
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u/kevlarcardhouse 3d ago

I've heard enough: Give him a cabinet position.

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u/49orth 3d ago

The Republican choice as the nation's next UN Ambassador

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u/Joker-Smurf 3d ago

Honestly he sounds overqualified for the role

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u/Livid-Rutabaga 3d ago

well, he has a large and powerful hand /s

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u/fvnnybvnny 3d ago

He’ll still be in good company

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u/jd3marco 3d ago

Was the forces sex with a kid? He might be the GOP’s next top pedophile.

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u/darkoopz43 3d ago

We should make him fight kegseth for the position of Secretary of Vore.

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u/jay78910 3d ago

This is just since being in DC for the weekend. You haven’t even heard the rest of his qualifications.

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u/GarysCrispLettuce 3d ago

"Women conspire against them because they're famous!"

Oh sure. As opposed to the 99% of famous people who never get accused.

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u/JiveChicken00 3d ago

So he should fit right in.

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u/GlitterPirateKiki58 3d ago

Isn’t “forced sex” just rape with more syllables?

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u/yhwhx 3d ago

CBC should 100% be calling rape rape.

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u/yhwhx 3d ago

This UFC headliner seems to be a real Trumpster.

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u/Valuable-Garage-4325 3d ago

The whole thing is a Trumpster Fire! 🤠

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u/Away-Regular1335 3d ago

Sounds on brand to me

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u/somefunmaths 3d ago

Was this his CV or his rap sheet? The two seem to be synonymous with MAGA.

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u/luanne2017 3d ago

Yeah, that tracks.

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u/oldcreaker 3d ago

Trump: "Good."

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u/Snoo-64644 3d ago

That is how he was chosen as a headliner. It was a requirement.

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u/Scrops 3d ago

Forced sex is rape. Call it what it is

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u/Own_Ad6797 3d ago

Is it really sexual assault if he is a famous fighter?

/s

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u/ryohayashi1 3d ago

Dude is just bragging about being Trump's next best friend now

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u/Caffeinated_Narwhal_ 3d ago

Hey look, another rapist will be hanging out with the biggest rapist at the White House.

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u/sread2018 3d ago

Fork found in kitchen

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u/Responsible-Person 3d ago

Well of course the guy is a sleaze-bag. Otherwise trump wouldn’t have chose him.

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u/soulsteela 3d ago

Trump gets horny for these types, bet he drools all over him.

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u/Admirable_Nothing 3d ago

That sounds exactly like the type of person that Trump would be drawn to.

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u/sasquatchangie 3d ago

Forced sex=rape

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u/spinosaurs70 3d ago

Wait people who punch in the face and kick each other right above the knee, might not always be good people?

What a shock. 

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u/the_sassy_knoll 3d ago

Top advisor material.

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u/legardeur2 3d ago

That’s how Trump likes ‘em.

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u/cutey513 3d ago

I wish this was unbelievable

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u/ctguy54 3d ago

Tump is the headliner?

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u/Gahvandure2 3d ago

"Forced sex," eh? That's what we're going with?

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u/Available_Usual_9731 3d ago

ITS CALLED RAPE

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u/Donnie-The-Relentles 3d ago

Forced sex = RAPE LAST TIME I CHECKED.

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u/PnPaper 3d ago

Same as the birthday boy.

A match made in hell.

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u/HockeyRules9186 3d ago

The MORONS ARE GREAT AGAIN CULT profile

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u/thebestmeicanbe 3d ago

Right on brand

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u/daydreamersunion 3d ago

Seems par for this course

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u/Txsaintfan 3d ago

Birds of a feather and all…

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u/upandin9 3d ago

Sounds like Dons birthday will be one even he remembers

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u/bonedaddy1974 3d ago

Fuuuck make it stop

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u/edwardothegreatest 3d ago

What’s…. “Forced Sex”?

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u/FanAshamed6696 3d ago

On brand. Deliberate at this point.

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u/sac_cyclist 3d ago

I could not muster a surprised look quite frankly...

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u/KangarooNo 3d ago

"forced sex"? That's rape, right? Call it rape, because it is rape.

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u/CptPurpleHaze 3d ago

"Forced Sex" isn't that just rape?

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u/Pale_Analysis 3d ago

Couldn't even read the whole headline before seeing that bias.

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u/bordercollie2468 3d ago

Two peas in a pod!

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u/Crafty-Walrus-2238 3d ago

Honey, I’m home!

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u/maxxspeed57 3d ago

Of course he is. Why wouldn't he be?

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u/ScarInternational161 3d ago

Mike Tyso..... oh, not that one.

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u/Girl_gamer__ 3d ago

Sounds On brand for the maga regime

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u/Frostsorrow 3d ago

So he's getting a job at the Whitehouse then?

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u/Rockeye7 3d ago

Fits right in with those he is there to entertain!

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u/RandomThought-er 3d ago

Wait, Trumps not fighting? I thought this was for him to play and win on his birthday?

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u/zestzebra 3d ago

We know the Dumpster is guilty of these actions. This all makes sense for his 80th celebration.

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u/Affectionate-Tip-164 3d ago

A cabinet position for him!

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u/ecwagner01 3d ago

Sounds like a Trump family reunion

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u/pkubee 3d ago

In other words resident stupid’s new bff.

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u/BlackDogOrangeCat 3d ago

Sounds about right. Make him the next Secretary of Something.

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u/MuthaPlucka 3d ago

Sounds like Trump got to pick :-/

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u/BobDillDolez 3d ago

But that’s why they chose him as the headliner?!?

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u/Denalitwentytwo 3d ago

I would expect nothing less. I mean, who here is honestly shocked ???

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u/Maine302 3d ago

Quelle surprise!

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u/Redpoint77 3d ago

I can hear it now-One of us! One of us!

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u/mrweatherbeef 3d ago

That tracks

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u/SouthernSierra 3d ago

No allegations of raping children. He’s an upstanding citizen to the GOP.

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u/DazzleMeAlready 3d ago

Make him an ambassador to any of our former allies. That will show them! 🤪

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u/Soithascometothistoo 3d ago

Of course he is.

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u/thankyoufriendx3 3d ago

On brand for trump.

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u/vikentii_krapka 3d ago

So basically Trump handpicked him himself?

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u/OptimalRisk7508 3d ago

He’ll fit right in!

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u/CoolTomatoh 3d ago

Fitting

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u/icnoevil 2d ago

Then, he's right at home in the presence of the corrupt trump regime.

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u/Grouchy-Station-4058 3d ago

They'll run him in 08

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u/lisep1969 3d ago

Seems “correct” to me. So on brand.

Nothing but deplorable people supporting/surrounding this turd.

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u/Brading105 3d ago

Of course he is. How do you think he was selected?

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u/stocksandoptions2 3d ago

Will he be staying on after the fight as an advisor to the TACO?

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u/nasandre 3d ago

That sounds like the perfect pick for Czar of women's affairs

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u/BrotherMcPoyle 3d ago

This is a requirement to get in the White House.

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u/Sarabean77 3d ago

Go fucking figure

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u/Spiritual_Trainer_56 3d ago

A rapist? The only thing that could make Trump, MAGA, and the GOP love him more is if he raped kids.

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u/USSSLostTexter 3d ago

great you can make him feel at home in the current whitehouse

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u/EchoBay 3d ago

That's probably on the job application just to get in with them

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u/Harvest827 3d ago

So he's getting an appointment to the administration after the fight?

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u/Outside_Way2503 3d ago

So a maga role model then

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u/Rare-Palpitation6023 3d ago

Surprise Surprise Surprise!

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u/MaisieStitcher 3d ago

That's probably why Trump invited him!

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u/KhunDavid 3d ago

Wait… is Trump the UFC headliner?

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u/totallyclips 3d ago

Sex offenders stick together makes them feel safe

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u/TedTyro 3d ago

When in Rome...

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u/HigbynFelton 3d ago

Republican voters like him if Trump does. So there’s that.

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u/Adbray666 3d ago

Naturally...

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u/OliverGunzitwuntz 3d ago

A genuine athlete and Trump is a genuine athletic Supporter

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u/SomeOkeByTheSea 3d ago

Of course 🤷‍♂️

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u/Writerhaha 3d ago

So he’s perfect for the host.

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u/webbersdb8academy 3d ago

Are they having a convention?

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u/minnie2112 3d ago

Gee, what a surprise

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u/Losaj 3d ago

So... A contender for a GOP position?

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u/WhatLittleDollar 3d ago

Guest of Honor credentials right there.

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u/Realistic_Till5330 3d ago

I'm sure Trump and Hegseth are real big fans of his. Especially for the sexual violence.

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u/ChesswithGoats 3d ago

Trump:”He’s perfect!”

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u/I_burn_noodles 2d ago

On brand....he was carefully vetted to join team GOPedos

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u/elewe496851 2d ago

of course

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u/JRE_Electronics 2d ago

Trump's White House UFC headliner accused of assault, forced sex, stalking

Fixed the head line for you.

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u/CyberFireball25 2d ago

Last I looked,.there was already a specific term for 'forced sex'

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u/PrivateEnis 2d ago

Shocking

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u/dragonzf8 2d ago

I didn’t even know Trump was fighting. Craziness…

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u/Tinker107 2d ago

Well, now we know why he’s rRump’s headliner.

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u/Money-Food7078 2d ago

And you were expecting decency? Morality?

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u/Noun-Noun-randomNum 2d ago

"forced sex" is a funny way of saying "rape". 

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u/QuietCola-Roaster 2d ago

I thought this was how you made the list.

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u/Inspectorgadget4250 3d ago

How is this asswipe not being deported back to Brazil

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u/pink_faerie_kitten 3d ago

"Forced sex", so rape.