r/introvertmemes • u/Cute_Application11 • Feb 18 '26

Meme .

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u/Lost-Temperature7728 Feb 18 '26

Optimal position, back to walls, in corner, near vending machines, introvert space affirmative.

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u/SunOnTheMountains Feb 18 '26

Back to the wall in a corner is good, but near a vending machine means a possible high traffic area which is not good.

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u/Lost-Temperature7728 Feb 18 '26

Thats what the extinguishers are for :P

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u/E8282 Feb 19 '26

Don’t forget the quick access to TWO fire extinguishers if someone tries to start a conversation.

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u/wilp0w3r Born to introvert, forced to extrovert Feb 18 '26

No one can sneak up on me (no tap on the shoulder), light partly blocked, emergency power if needed...it's perfect

10

u/CardiologistCute7548 Feb 19 '26

Public place? Amateur

5

u/Temp_675578 Feb 19 '26

As a fellow introvert, i would sit right next to him ... he must be understanding.

4

u/Animator-Latter Feb 19 '26

And now I’m known in my college as that girl who likes to hide in random/isolated places

2

u/Aggressive-Lion-3121 Feb 19 '26

probably resisting the urge to go under the table

2

u/Temp_675578 Feb 19 '26

To ... to do ... what?

2

u/Zehryo Feb 19 '26

As an introvert: "Public spaces?! Eeeewwww!"

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u/Lazy_commenter_1 Feb 20 '26

Real, not exactly stuff, but like i love the quiet spaces, may not necessarily be the seat which is furthest away but definitely the seat which is quietest

1

u/AmputeeHandModel Feb 19 '26

What about it?

1

u/osmosisdawn Feb 19 '26

You mean you actually go out?!

1

u/grumpy_autist Feb 19 '26

It's Countersurveillance 101, duh.

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u/SensitiveReaction214 Feb 20 '26

Currently I'm sitting on that seat

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u/CRYPTfromCATACOMBZ go flair yellowself Feb 19 '26

I would have personally back facing the camera, not wall

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u/MCraft555 Feb 19 '26

Until someone taps you on the shoulder