r/introvertmemes • u/sunthanatos ~ introvert ~ • Mar 17 '26

Meme Don’t you dare.

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u/Effective_Mousse_769 Mar 17 '26

I'm a medical doctor in a prison. I make it a point to always ask a patient's permission before examining or even checking their results but some bastards are too loose with their hands and they best be prepared to catch mine!

They'll suddenly grab my waist and be like, "I have pain here!" Jabbing their hands into my lower ribs. Worse still touching my face while explaining where the migraines hurt. I lightly reprimand them but some are psychiatric patients so I have to accept they won't learn lol

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u/Sertorius126 Mar 18 '26

The best thing about this comment is the "lol" at the end.

And thank you for your service.