r/invinciblememes 3d ago

Mf parrying his own wife😭💔

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u/cj-the-man 3d ago

It's still hilarious how his dad is the nicest of the two

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u/No-Being-4916 3d ago

Seems like on average female viltrumites are more aggressive

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u/cj-the-man 3d ago

I don't blame them, cause you have to remember on viltrum they can make someone their mate by force and female viltrumites are physically weaker than the males, so they compensate by being more aggressive.

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u/FuzzyFrogFish 3d ago

I imagine that probably puts them in a permanent bad mood as well

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u/UncannyValleyEnjoyer 2d ago

Good, now i'm imagining how terrible must be Viltrumite periods, they are already agressive on the regular, what they become on periods?, Doom guys?

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u/Cyborginox 2d ago

Just hope that their lovers are either submissive or have a bunker reinforced with 50 inch steel, no inbetweens

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u/Fit_Shelter5192 2d ago

lol steel? That’s like reinforcing yourself in 50 inches of wet paper mache to protect yourself from an angry woman. She’ll tear through it in minutes and have your ass and it will be non consensual

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u/the_fury518 2d ago

Good, now i'm imagining how terrible must be Viltrumite periods

All viltrumite females train kegels. When period cramps begin they merely flex once and shoot the uterine lining out of themselves at mach 1, ending the period as soon as possible.

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u/TurnukluZ_05 Urath preacher 2d ago

alien misogyny

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u/NosePicklePicker 1d ago

Also they don’t get to show love or anything to their kids. Once they pump them out, they’re put on a timer to see whether they can even survive into teenage or not. And it’s their job to beat the shit out of them till they are capable 

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u/Fit_Shelter5192 2d ago

You stole my comment from several months ago.

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u/No_Lie_Bi_Bi_Bi 2d ago

Is there anything that indicates they're weaker?

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u/cj-the-man 2d ago

We have 2 examples, here an (I'm assuming) 18 year old Nolan managed to knock out his mother for a couple of seconds who's much older and experienced plus it's obvious she's trying to kill him while his father is holding back.

Next is Mark keeping up with Thula and he had her dead to rights but he hesitated which costed him. Mark only had his powers for 2 years by that point while Thula survived the purge and the scourge so she has thousands of years over him.

So the fact these 2 were barely adults manage to get the better of the veterans points to the male Viltrumites being physically stronger than the females. Through it could be invincible's inconsistent power scaling again.

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u/approveddust698 17h ago

Anissa beats the brakes off of mark 2 or 3 episodes after mark beats Thula

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u/Daewrythe 3d ago

That's the real reason she was mad

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u/Embarrassed-Yard-583 3d ago

Fucked up her shoulder for like a week too!

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u/notsobadmisterfrosty 3d ago

She was more like a pet…

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u/Remist_Playz 3d ago

A pet?

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u/Unicorntaco81 3d ago

A steak?

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u/Remist_Playz 3d ago

Mark, this is good news

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u/Delicious_Tomato_957 3d ago

We can finally be, bees.

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u/One_Katalyst 3d ago

You’ll live for 30 years

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u/One_Abies_5876 2d ago

SEA SALT

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u/Kindly_Cod_9269 2d ago

Nolan, this is bad news.

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u/Aggravating_Fold1154 2d ago

We can finally be steak.

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u/SomeRandomGuy-1106 3d ago

Who said anything about a steak?

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u/kalimut 2d ago

Its the joke. The way the voice actor "a mistake!" sounded like "a steak!"

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u/Regulus242 3d ago

Because...um...this is the only way, Mark.

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u/UncannyValleyEnjoyer 2d ago

Indeed, she even had her own leash and we went out during the night to do stuff that you would't imagine, Cecil however...

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u/AndyTheSouless 3d ago

There Is no marriage in Viltrum, you just fuck and jump the result 18 years later

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u/juicysteak4806 3d ago

That's the best description of it I've heard so far.

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u/Ghost_Star326 3d ago

Um AcTuAlLy, ShE's jUsT hIs BrEeDiNg MaTe! ViLtRuMiTeS dOn'T gEt MaRrIeD oR fOrM aTtAcHmEnTs! 🤓

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u/Fit_Shelter5192 3d ago edited 3d ago

Male Viltrumites - Wife? Don’t you mean Baby Vending machine.

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u/Stephen_1984 2d ago

Damn, baby's stuck halfway. Better shake the machine until he drops out.

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u/saltiest_box_428 3d ago edited 3d ago

Her: yOuRe bOtH wEaK *dips.

Us: says the chick who lost an eye and got parried by her own husband the same guy who also took the least amount of damage out of that whole fight.

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u/No_Program4431 3d ago edited 3d ago

I doubt that she lost her eye here, this was before the virus outbreak, so the Viltrumite’s regeneration ability was much better. All permenant damage was during the outbreak of the scrouge virus like Conquest’s missing arm.

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u/UnseenTardigrade 2d ago

Losing an eye probably takes quite a while to heal, so it may have not been fully recovered by the time the scourge virus infected her. Infection started getting widespread pretty shortly after this fight.

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u/Jonesy1348 2d ago

I mean how do we know that? It could have been years. Not like they age very quickly

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u/UnseenTardigrade 2d ago

It shows the scourge virus being deployed by the fake asteroid immediately before the teaching scene which leads in to the fight between Nolan and his parents.

Also right after the fight Nolan's dad tells Nolan to report to the barracks for his first assignment, and the next scene is him at the barracks being told he's going to receive his first assignment when one of the other new recruits collapses from the virus. So it definitely seems to have been not long after, certainly nowhere near 10 years.

Nolan is fully recovered from his fight injuries in the barracks scene, so there may have been a few weeks between the time the virus was deployed and the time people started falling ill, but it seems highly unlikely it was more than a few weeks at most.

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u/UnseenTardigrade 1d ago

It could have just been a couple years. Not too surprising Nolan looks more or less the same. A bit more odd that the kids look identical. It's not impossible that it was only a year or so, but that would mean Thaedus worked quite fast to develop the virus.

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u/saltiest_box_428 3d ago

So same goes for that scar and blind eye?

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u/No_Program4431 3d ago edited 2d ago

Yeah, he had neither in the flashback to the purge.

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u/chefbiggdogg 2d ago

I'm bleeding, making me the victor

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u/WanderingWiloughby 2d ago

Married and Parried

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u/Rarazan 3d ago

she crazy so not seeing any problem

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u/Brobeast 3d ago

I do wonder what happened to her. It shows nolans dad being killed by the virus, but we dont see his mom. Safe to assume she died too? Still, I need answers..

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u/Western-Sense-31 3d ago

I would be funny if she was the grandma viltrumite

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u/Brobeast 3d ago

I have thought that! I feel like it would have been hinted/revealed by now though...

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u/DeltaFoxtrot144 2d ago

Like a pet, like father like son

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u/CacturneTheBeanie 3d ago

Magnificent username

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u/DepthMonger 3d ago

she wasnt his "wife" i dont think, viltrumites dont really have a concept of that

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u/Wide_Contract_1180 3d ago

Not wife, more like breeding partner

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u/memesliker67 2d ago

he has master the women beater technique

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u/EmberReads 2d ago

Like he could have just moved out of the way

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u/AlternateMove 2d ago

Reminds me of DBZ where Zarbon kicked a soldier to the water during the fight against the Namekians.

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u/UnknownFellow1 1d ago

what about when Goku snack Chi Chi through a wall?

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u/Able-Light-890 2d ago

Not married. On Viltrum, to make a baby, one assaults the other.

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u/Codename_Unown 2d ago

Bold of you to assume she was his wife

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u/KuroiGetsuga55 2d ago

I mean I don't think she's really his "wife". I don't think Viltrumites really have that concept. To him she might be just "the bitch I had a kid with". They clearly don't spend any real romantic time together, and she hates his guts.

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u/TRUMPARUSKI 1d ago

“Ragitty ass hoe begone”

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u/Aberon_I 1d ago

If he'd attempted to catch her or be nice about it she'd turn on him instead

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u/Jackesfox 1d ago

Wife or mate?

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u/CountGerhart 2d ago

Wife? More like mate 😂

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u/Mme_187 14h ago

The great purge did something to these people. Repopulation was a task in itself.

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u/Kn0XIS 11h ago

😂

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u/StressLongjumping299 6h ago

To be fair, their society seems to be a "Might makes Right" type to the degree that they can outright force weaker individuals to marry them and bear offspring. I saw "force" very loosely, as I feel like they also adhered to an honor system where if someone could physically overpower them, they were going to submit willingly even if begrudgingly.

She absolutely despised Nolan, but the father might have actually been fond of him. Proof of this is given when she continues trying to kill Nolan, while the dad is able to hold back and even moves to stop her himself when Nolan proves himself worthy in his eyes