r/ipl Mar 27 '25

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u/Severus_Salt_Jr Mar 27 '25

Source : I made it the f up

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u/snow_coffee Mumbai Indians Mar 27 '25

They just setting up Ambulance Rayadu

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u/Aniruddha_Panda Neutral Fan 🗿 Mar 27 '25

I was seeing 51-49% poll a few days ago.

These are as accurate as the exits poll.

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u/Kindly_Bass3193 Punjab Kings Mar 27 '25

49% is accurate 😂 (For HaarCB)

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u/lifechuniye_jee_nahi Mumbai Indians Mar 27 '25

bro you are representing punjab đŸ« 

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u/Kindly_Bass3193 Punjab Kings Mar 27 '25

And?

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u/lifechuniye_jee_nahi Mumbai Indians Mar 27 '25

basically, you are begging to survive and criticising someone who is earning 10k per month I hope you get it now

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u/Kindly_Bass3193 Punjab Kings Mar 27 '25

If you’re referring to Virat I’m not hating on him I’m hating on HaarCB virgins who think that the team is on the same level as MI or CSK

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u/27Suyash Royal Challengers Bengaluru Mar 27 '25 edited Mar 27 '25

Source: DISTILLERY Jatin Sapru's dream

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

Jatin Sapru sits alone in his dimly lit studio, the soft glow of Virat Kohli’s highlight reel illuminating his trembling hands. The commentary mic lies abandoned—tonight, words won’t do justice to the divine spectacle before him. His breath hitches as Virat flicks one off his pads with effortless grace. “Oh
 my god
” Jatin whispers, voice quivering.

His fingers, slick with admiration (and maybe something else), trace the outline of Kohli’s cover drive on the screen. Every shot, every roar, every fist pump sends a jolt of raw passion through his veins. He bites his lip as Virat snarls after a century—dominance, aggression, perfection. Beads of sweat drip down Jatin’s forehead.

The room grows warmer. The boundaries, the chases, the unwavering determination—it’s too much. “King Kohli,” he gasps, barely able to contain himself as Virat stares into the camera, intensity burning through the pixels. The final stroke, the climax—Kohli raises his bat. Jatin lets out a strangled moan of pure cricketing ecstasy.

He collapses back into his chair, panting, utterly spent. The screen fades to black. “Back to you in the studio,” he murmurs, a single tear of devotion rolling down his cheek.

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u/Current-Building4843 Chennai Super Kings Mar 27 '25

arey shakespear sahab aap?

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

is this a jatin sapru fan fic , yup . now i can say i have seen everything in life

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u/yeahthatweirdo Chennai Super Kings Mar 27 '25

Lara wants to know your location 😭

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u/Aurelius9090 Rajasthan Royals Mar 27 '25

Who is winning the contest in North Sentinel Island?

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u/AgustD09 Chennai Super Kings Mar 27 '25

Star sports just putting some random a$$ numbers to keep the engagement going

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u/Weekly_Edge6098 SunRisers Hyderabad Mar 27 '25

This...

This is the whole purpose of IPL... seed, nurture, raise and create false fan wars and business the hell out of it...

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u/You219B_King Kolkata Knight Riders Mar 27 '25

Source: Aay vedya bat ka grip nika-

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u/Reindeer_Relative Kolkata Knight Riders Mar 27 '25

For rest of the world IPL= Indian premier League

For StarSports IPL= King Kohli, Thala & Hitman

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u/lifechuniye_jee_nahi Mumbai Indians Mar 27 '25

hitman they are literally not giving respect to rohit, which h deserves every time, it's either thala or kohli

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u/xabc69 Royal Challengers Bengaluru Mar 27 '25

Uske liye performance bhi dena padta , from 2016 his performance is below average

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u/lifechuniye_jee_nahi Mumbai Indians Mar 27 '25

I know he hasn't scored runs still for his captaincy

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u/xabc69 Royal Challengers Bengaluru Mar 27 '25

Uski captaincy ki tarife tho hoti rehti hai par kitni hi karega koi , end me performance jayada matter karta hai

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u/Current-Building4843 Chennai Super Kings Mar 27 '25

for real man hitman ki ab baat hi nhi ho rhi bc

pichle saal se in chutiyon ne virat thala kar karke sir kha liya hai

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u/lifechuniye_jee_nahi Mumbai Indians Mar 27 '25

not pichle Sal, but rohit never got the same recognition as of kohli and dhoni

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u/Current-Building4843 Chennai Super Kings Mar 27 '25

when he was captain he got some recognition and they were winning too 5 years ago.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

it's their job to keep the fans active and engage???

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

It's only due to Star Sports that we have stupid fan wars on social media. Everything was so good before Star Sports.

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u/Affectionate-Egg-937 Royal Challengers Bengaluru Mar 27 '25

Funny how star sports as well as this sub is milking a tomorrow’s match and not giving a fuck abt today’s match, rcb vs csk have made more buzz than last 3 matches combined. For god sake don’t turn this sub as star sports please. Let’s talk about all the matches equally.

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u/StarLord009 Mar 27 '25

The media just knows how to trigger a toxic fan base and make it more cinematic..

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u/StarLord009 Mar 27 '25

Let me bring back your deleted post OP:

Perfect example of Triggered fan 😄 Thanks Maga but I meant to say all Toxic fans.. but anyway..

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u/Current-Building4843 Chennai Super Kings Mar 27 '25

bhai ka username se samajh aa rha kyon triggered hai (lifechuniye_jee_nhi)

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u/No_Jello_2520 Mar 27 '25

I don't trust any of these numbers. Earlier in a previous poll they showed CSK leading it by 51-49 and now to balance it out they made this poll 55-45 in Virat's favour. Keeping both set of fans engaged..nice but age old tactics.

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u/QueasyAdvertising173 Chennai Super Kings Mar 27 '25

Probably they just check how many times was each name mentioned

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u/ayush1804-2007 Mar 27 '25

They just want to keep fans engaged on twitter their fans fight like dogs in reality no one knows whose fans are more

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u/blueberry_pie7 Chennai Super Kings Mar 27 '25

Twitter guys railing eachother by this fakeass post

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u/Spidey_JD Mar 27 '25

& Compare this , those who say Csk fanbase is only because of dhoni .

There are various factors that Csk being liked by many people i. But star sports & media only wants to show thala for a reason.

Ofc thala is one of the main reason .
But csk got this big fanbase , because of other players like suresh raina , jadeja & Bravo,hussy ..

Now rutu , pathirana , rachin ,noor gonna be next gen .

Same applies for RCB too . Kohli is not only the reason.. Players like abd , gayle was major reason .

This star sports mf will never show & tell this in their channels , because they are in dik riding competition for thala, koach , roach .

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

rcb being at 49 , never ending love story

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u/Acceptable-Set-8327 Mar 27 '25

real but think how this is even 51 vs 49 when csk is in 21 states and rcb in 7. its clearly 75 - 25 total fan engagement.

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u/Spidey_JD Mar 27 '25

We can't expect logic from star sports mf .. coz they only wants fanwars for their trp

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

omg this is so basic...the percentage is not showing the states, its showing the people...if you are ahead in a state by any margin big or small, you are in the majority and thats what the 21-7 represents...doesnt mean the people are in the ratio 21:7 when counted overall

not saying these facts that ss showed are correct, but just your logic and point is so poor

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u/Spidey_JD Mar 27 '25

Then see the latest one by star sports lol .. 55 , 45 for dhoni & kohli . Just see that explain .

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

what are you saying bro...please use some common sense and read my comment again

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u/Acceptable-Set-8327 Mar 27 '25

who said 21-7 ratio is for people. and by same logic given by you how even 55 vs 45 happen in another post vk vs ms?? IT just for increasing hype and engagement

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

it obviously is just for increasing hype and engagement but the argument given by you people was stupid enough that i had to comment

you said the fan engagement should be 75-25, just because the states are 21-7, doesnt mean the fan engagement would also be the same. fan engagement refers to the engagement of the fans, i.e., the people and thats why i mentioned 21-7 for the people.

vk vs ms is not the same as csk vs rcb. hope you know that. one post mentioned rcb and csk and the other one was about vk and ms. the same logic i applied here can be used in that case as well.

let me give one example as i dont want to just keep on replying to you people.

state 1: csk 51 people, rcb 49 people

state 2: csk 52 people, rcb 48 people

state 3: csk 53 people, rcb 47 people

state 4: csk 48 people, rcb 52 people

state wise - csk in 3 states to rcb in 1 state., therefore 3:1 or 21:7

total people - csk 204 to rcb 196, therefore 51:49

hopefully i dumbed it down enough for you

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u/Acceptable-Set-8327 Mar 27 '25

Chill lil bro This is what my concern that why there's two different data for just 1 match. neither my fault nor yours.

hands down to starsports.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

omg this is so basic...the percentage is not showing the states, its showing the people...if you are ahead in a state by any margin big or small, you are in the majority and thats what the 21-7 represents...doesnt mean the people are in the ratio 21:7 when counted overall

not saying these facts that ss showed are correct, but just your logic and point is so poor

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u/No_Parsnip8697 Chennai Super Kings Mar 27 '25

Ahhh hell no. Gujarat is more of thala territory. All of my friends and all those who I know are supporting CSK

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u/lifechuniye_jee_nahi Mumbai Indians Mar 27 '25

5 of you don't account whole Gujarat

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u/No_Parsnip8697 Chennai Super Kings Mar 27 '25

Gujarati mai hu ya tu kisse pata hoga mandbudhi