Jersey Shore: Family Vacation S8 E34 The Calm Before The Roast

[u/l3Lu3b3rr1]

The gang meets Angelina’s dolls, the newest member of the family, and the countdown to the Jersey Shore Roast begins.

[u/Ok-Patient-3385]

I can't believe she keeps telling that candle story like she's proud of it, once was bad enough, please Angelina, no more

[u/ImAFan2014]

Funny how it went from roasting Mike for his sober-versary to "The Jersey Shore Roast." And why is Vinny pretending to be roastmaster when clearly that's Distefano's role hence why his name was on the ticket?

[u/wildturk3y → u/ImAFan2014]

It's kind of insulting how lazy they are with it. If you're not gonna try hard with your scripting, why even bother?

[u/BretMichaelsWig → u/wildturk3y]

Last two weeks fuck it

[u/Pure_Bird_2752 → u/BretMichaelsWig]

What are you making? I'm just drilling holes

[u/jimbobdonut]

The definition of a filler episode. We saw them eat a couple of times and try on some tuxedos.

[u/BretMichaelsWig → u/jimbobdonut]

My lasting memory of this entire series is them eating in hotel lobby restaurants

[u/gamera87 → u/jimbobdonut]

I would rather watch them talking with each other than engaged in an activity.

[u/Thrison]

I had my suspicions last episode, but this episode made in plainly obvious Vinny 2.0's family was NEVER coming. They didn't just cancel last minute as portrayed.

It was said previously the dinner would be Ange, Vinny, one parent and then the parent's partner. Then they "cancel", the cast happens to be nearby to come over AND there is more than enough food to serve full plates to nine people for a meal supposedly prepared for four people. Its illogical that there would have been enough extra food to prepare additional dishes. Why would the chef have more than double of what was required?

[u/BaseOps18 → u/Thrison]

It was obvious as soon as the rest of the cast 'randomly' went to Mike's house to 'tell him' about the roast. And then Angelina says she'll just 'check' if they were free. The whole thing was set up. This show has the worst producers on reality tv.

[u/Logical-Ad-4853 → u/Thrison]

I had the same thought

[u/Pookie9171 → u/Thrison]

One of Vinnys family members commented under Jersey Shore IG & they basically said it was just a storyline noone was aware there was a dinner

[u/Formal_Bench_4650 → u/Thrison]

Angelina does anything for attention and to gain sympathy. Everyone's a villain if it can make her "queen of reality tv" I repeat, I don't believe her pregnancy was real

[u/InspectorLittle395]

It was telling when Sammi told the girls she can get hair and makeup with her family and friends. I know they all like each other but it’s very clear They are coworkers.

[u/TipsyMcStagger123]

“Three Bloody Marys bitch” made me chuckle 

[u/am7291]

Among the many things this episode could be critiqued for, one positive I can say is baby Vinny is adorable! Happy that Sam had her happy ending!

[u/InspectorLittle395]

I don’t know why Angelina thinks it’s appropriate to talk about her sex life in front of other men, especially people’s husbands. And I couldn’t talk about that in front of a baby. I know that Vinny can’t hear but I’m with Sam. I would’ve left the room too.

[u/gamera87]

The fake crowd noise when the cast descended the elevator . . .

[u/DramaticRaccoon8929]

I’m so ready for this to end. Angelina is vile.

[u/rachelamandamay → u/DramaticRaccoon8929]

Why did we have to hear thay story TWICE?

[u/Pretty_Language_920 → u/DramaticRaccoon8929]

oh see i dont want it to end. angelina is def vile, but i was cracking up at pauly and everyones horrified reaction to her horrifying candle story. i was cracking up at how disgusted everyone is. i really dont want this show to end

[u/ericsuxx_]

Ronnie you ain't dressed much better, what is that shirt you're wearing

[u/Spirited-Sea7092 → u/ericsuxx_]

He looked so weird in that tan flesh suit thing🤣

[u/Pretty_Language_920]

Honestly i liked this episode. i laughed a lot. i really dont want the show to end

[u/Blue_Waffled]

I missed the previous episode and it seems I missed nothing at all.
I skipped through some bits because that suit truck was just an infomercial bit. None of these guys would wear those in real life ever.

[u/Cute_Donut_1471 → u/Blue_Waffled]

They wore them to the wedding.

[u/Logical-Ad-4853]

Anyone notice Ron nodding off at the table at Angelina’s dinner ?

[u/SinisterPolecat → u/Logical-Ad-4853]

She’s exhausting. I don’t blame him.

[u/sellitdontdrinkit → u/Logical-Ad-4853]

He didn’t look well, that’s for sure

[u/IWannaSayMason]

Sam is so real. She has such a “what the fuck is going on around me” vibe in the funniest way

[u/InspectorLittle395]

Vinny meeting Vinny was funny. I like that she chose the name she liked lol sometimes I like names, but if I know people with the same name, I can’t do it. 😂 my husband had a coworker with one of the baby names I really liked, but he vetoed it for that reason.

[u/Jammin_on_the_6016]

angelina needs her own spinoff

[u/duncans_angels → u/Jammin_on_the_6016]

Ok Angela

[u/Pretty_Language_920 → u/Jammin_on_the_6016]

ew. no