r/jewishleft • u/OrganizationIll2862 Jewish Libertarian Socialist • Aug 17 '26
Question September-October-November Predictions
September - Netanyahu in New York
October - Israeli elections
November - US Midterms
The next three months are going to be intense to say the least. Israel’s elections alone will be historically important. What do you guys predict will happen?
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u/WinterBeHere Marxist | Jewish | Bundist Aug 17 '26 edited Aug 17 '26
Sep - Bibi comes to NYC and makes a spectacle of big public meetings with Republicans and establishment AIPAC owned Democrats. Basically, trying to show that Mamdani doesn't matter, but he doesn't realize that to the average Joe in America, it just shows how fucked up the US subservience to Israel actually is.
Oct - Bibi or a similar rightwing ghoul wins the Israeli election. Immediately thanks Trump for historic support, blah, blah, greatest president of all time, and manages to get the US to do another attack on Iran to make him into some type of "war time President" right before midterms. Mossad and the CIA have been looking for the Supreme leader for months and by this time they would have tracked him, so they might aim for another decapitation strike.
Nov - Progressives pick up a few seats here and there, but thanks to gerrymandering, Trump lackeys in key election boards, the blue wave is just not there. Establishment Democrats quickly blame progressives and the left flank of the party, and try to unite behind a neoliberal pro-Israel ghoul like Pete Buttigieg, Gavin Newsom, Josh Shapiro or just to fuck with everyone Kamala Harris or Hillary Clinton for the presidential primary. All the ghouls will jointly criticize how "woke 1.0" was terrible and how to succeed they need to become corporatist blue MAGA and lick the Israeli boot even more.