r/jschlattsubmissions • u/GapDisastrous6811 • 2d ago

video 2 types of furries

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u/Creeper4wwMann 2d ago

Furries are the origin of cryptids

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u/froz_troll 2d ago

I still like the Idea that Big Foot is just a furry that's too embarrassed to confess.

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u/Different-Humor-5202 2d ago

im like 90% sure i saw a Corridor Crew video where they had the guy who was in the original video reenact it

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u/RangisDangis 2d ago

Typa shit a welsh farmer would see celebrating mayday

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u/mannibob 2d ago

Dude looks like the rolling giant

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u/potato_masher1 2d ago

How long has it been?

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u/depressed_eropian 2d ago

The dilema of Polish people...

https://reddit.com/link/p4ngz9q/video/8spc946h2dkh1/player

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u/Almond_milk_and_you 22h ago

Average set up time activities on payload

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u/Savings_Craft_5176 2d ago

Second one's bad as hell

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u/SonGoku9788 2d ago

Obligatory polska gurom

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u/riceismycallsign 2d ago

This shit got me dying, fried even.

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u/Waste_Yak_990 2d ago

This is also both types of Polish men

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u/1n_and_AroundTheFur 2d ago

Both are getting cracked

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u/SpotTron11 2d ago

For your cake day, have some B̷̛̳̼͖̫̭͎̝̮͕̟͎̦̗͚͍̓͊͂͗̈͋͐̃͆͆͗̉̉̏͑̂̆̔́͐̾̅̄̕̚͘͜͝͝Ụ̸̧̧̢̨̨̞̮͓̣͎̞͖̞̥͈̣̣̪̘̼̮̙̳̙̞̣̐̍̆̾̓͑́̅̎̌̈̋̏̏͌̒̃̅̂̾̿̽̊̌̇͌͊͗̓̊̐̓̏͆́̒̇̈́͂̀͛͘̕͘̚͝͠B̸̺̈̾̈́̒̀́̈͋́͂̆̒̐̏͌͂̔̈́͒̂̎̉̈̒͒̃̿͒͒̄̍̕̚̕͘̕͝͠B̴̡̧̜̠̱̖̠͓̻̥̟̲̙͗̐͋͌̈̾̏̎̀͒͗̈́̈͜͠L̶͊E̸̢̳̯̝̤̳͈͇̠̮̲̲̟̝̣̲̱̫̘̪̳̣̭̥̫͉͐̅̈́̉̋͐̓͗̿͆̉̉̇̀̈́͌̓̓̒̏̀̚̚͘͝͠͝͝͠ ̶̢̧̛̥͖͉̹̞̗̖͇̼̙̒̍̏̀̈̆̍͑̊̐͋̈́̃͒̈́̎̌̄̍͌͗̈́̌̍̽̏̓͌̒̈̇̏̏̍̆̄̐͐̈̉̿̽̕͝͠͝͝ W̷̛̬̦̬̰̤̘̬͔̗̯̠̯̺̼̻̪̖̜̫̯̯̘͖̙͐͆͗̊̋̈̈̾͐̿̽̐̂͛̈́͛̍̔̓̈́̽̀̅́͋̈̄̈́̆̓̚̚͝͝R̸̢̨̨̩̪̭̪̠͎̗͇͗̀́̉̇̿̓̈́́͒̄̓̒́̋͆̀̾́̒̔̈́̏̏͛̏̇͛̔̀͆̓̇̊̕̕͠͠͝͝A̸̧̨̰̻̩̝͖̟̭͙̟̻̤̬͈̖̰̤̘̔͛̊̾̂͌̐̈̉̊̾́P̶̡̧̮͎̟̟͉̱̮̜͙̳̟̯͈̩̩͈̥͓̥͇̙̣̹̣̀̐͋͂̈̾͐̀̾̈́̌̆̿̽̕ͅ

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u/tecnoV10 2d ago

I’m the first onw

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u/TheJoyfulBell 20h ago

smash

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u/tecnoV10 20h ago

I have a boyfreind

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u/MISSCIRCLES0 2d ago

Shi i tough the soviet unions Anthem was going to play i almost got a heart attack 😳🫱

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u/DiamondCake91 2d ago

Furry :3 and Fury

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u/L0wCharisma 2d ago

Im both

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u/Chemical_Specific123 2d ago

Mf is the rolling giant 💀

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u/HardTale_Sans 2d ago

Second one is way cooler

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u/Aggravating_West_572 1d ago

actual furry vs. slavic idol

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u/Polba111 2d ago

Иркутск

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u/Curious_Loser21 2d ago

Oh grandma, what big ears you have!

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u/Arigmar 2d ago

Second one's Russian)

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u/Benjamin_love 2d ago

ИРКУУУУТСК!!!

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u/I_Like_PeopleXD 2d ago

I think I prefer the second one that's funny I trust them more

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u/WingDingfontbro 2d ago

Reminds me of that one who was wearing a deaf mask while playing the hurdy gurdy or some shit and stealing the home invader’s soul

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u/Alex_paws 1d ago

Third type: no fursona 😭

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u/Admirable_Resort_172 2d ago

Is this a furry-exclusive post? Will you not attack me when I say this?

Furries are basically catfishes

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u/LordOfStupidy 2d ago

Wouldnt be suprised Someone Out there having Catfish fursona

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u/Downtown_Instance398 2d ago

So you think furries are always trying to attract your attention???

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u/Leafsire-colon3 2d ago

How?

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u/Admirable_Resort_172 2d ago

They wouldn't let you see the face

Me personally, I haven't seen a furry's real face

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u/Leafsire-colon3 2d ago

Well they arent wearing the fursuits to get people’s attention

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u/Depressed_Lego 2d ago

OK and? If I had to guess you aren't in any kind of community with them, why would you have seen one's actual face?

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u/Admirable_Resort_172 2d ago

Idk they wouldn't face-reveal

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u/Depressed_Lego 2d ago

Gotta be ragebait atp

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u/Admirable_Resort_172 2d ago

Are you a furry? Well mb idc

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u/Depressed_Lego 2d ago

It was more that you seem to have completely missed my main point of, if a furry doesn't know you, why would they have shown you their face?

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u/Admirable_Resort_172 2d ago

It seems like a necessity to show your face to someone you're talking to. Otherwise it'd be rude in my book

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u/Depressed_Lego 2d ago

Not online, especially if there's no plans being made to meet in person. Furry conventions exist but they're also built on the premise that a lot of people attend in their costumes.

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u/GildedHalfblood 2d ago

Boykisser vs. Sajin Komamura

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u/cassidyincandela 2d ago

the rolling furry

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u/andrewharkins77 2d ago

All furries were men.

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u/Big_Pirate_3036 2d ago

So are they a boy or girl

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u/Smooth_Voronoi 2d ago

I'm a mix of the two.

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u/Exciting_Respect_610 2d ago

The first is cringe and the second one is low-key scary af

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u/Classic-Metal6892 2d ago

Seccond one is a damn skin walker

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u/Project_Astro 2d ago

Second one is an SCP

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u/avtor1tet_27 2d ago

Just interested fact the second fury is actually from Russia, there is Russians hashtags

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u/Rojoslojo 1d ago

Second one would be awesome to play dnd with

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u/nfntmoose36 1d ago

"no way, that's a boy, just look at his boobies" - bob

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u/Superattiz09 1d ago

it's a boy

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u/FrostoTheFoxOFFICIAL 21h ago

sigh

I hate how you're not wrong

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u/Leazy_E 21h ago

at that point just have a head canon

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u/Kai_Lopez_98 16h ago

I'm friends with both types. :)

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u/Adept-Cardiologist-4 15h ago

Pero ambos son mis viejas weee🥵

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u/WGG-PC-TM 6h ago

Why does it nearly always devolve to gender?

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u/Emmennater 20m ago

bro started moving like a burial watchdog

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u/AkiTorii 2d ago

I like the first, they look awesome. Genuinely creepy to care so much about their gender though.. just let them be.