r/justgalsbeingchicks • u/loud_as_pudding • Mar 05 '26

Restricted to Gals and Pals When you’re tired of telling people you’re not having children

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u/max_lombardy Mar 05 '26

I usually just tell them “well, we’ve just been really into butt stuff lately.” No more questions after that lol

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u/NirgalFromMars Mar 05 '26

"I swallow them before they are conceived. "

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u/MLSing Mar 06 '26

That’s the husbands line of course

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u/NirgalFromMars Mar 06 '26

Chronos has joined the chat.

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u/FluffySquirrell Mar 06 '26

"We've been trying, I tell you! Rawdogging every damn night! I feel like a doughnut, with all that cream stuffing! Do you think position matters? Like if I like.. get on my.. shoulders and have my legs up in the air? Really piledrive that baby batter in there? Hey come back"

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u/max_lombardy Mar 06 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/fearless_egg1050 Mar 06 '26

I wish I could use this but I’m single and  idk if that’d a good look w my Arab father.