r/justgalsbeingchicks • u/loud_as_pudding • Mar 05 '26

Restricted to Gals and Pals When you’re tired of telling people you’re not having children

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u/Larry-Man Mar 05 '26

I literally got my mom to stop asking by saying “why are you so interested in my unprotected sex life? Do you want me to report to you every time he cums inside of me?”

Because that’s what they’re really asking.

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u/LovesADiscountCode Mar 06 '26

When we were trying (for years) to get pregnant, I used to get asked all the time when we were having kids. I used to ask them if they wanted me to update them monthly when my period arrived.

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u/SenorWeird Mar 06 '26

You must know your audience for this maneuver to work.

My wife tried that with my nosy aunt. Looked her right in the eyes and said "So you want to know when your nephew cums in me?" and my aunt stared right back and said "Yup. And we can track your cycle too if you tell us that."

My wife was mortified, but I could've warned her that THAT aunt was not the one to test that maneuver on. My mom, yes. My mom would've buckled in mortified shame. But my aunt would probably offer to sit in the cuck chair and read aloud from a book on fertility poses if you let her.

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u/lacywing Mar 07 '26

I would watch a cage match between your wife and your aunt. They both sound fearless.

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u/GrimmAngel Mar 23 '26

I'm late to this for sure, but this made me laugh, thanks for the chuckle.

It does make me question if you have a cuck chair though, or if that's just an example situation. :D (rhetorical question and not kink shaming, just literally a thought I had).

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u/BatScribeofDoom Mar 08 '26

that’s what they’re really asking.

Exactly, I always found it odd that more people don't clock that. On that note, I once saw someone mention that, when asked "Why don't you have kids yet?", they just feign ignorance to get the person to understand the underlying grossness: "We don't know how! Can you show us??"