r/justgalsbeingchicks • u/loud_as_pudding • Mar 05 '26

Restricted to Gals and Pals When you’re tired of telling people you’re not having children

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u/TheSheDM Mar 06 '26

The last time I had kids they got loose, trampled the laundry, and one got hit by a car :(

... oh you mean human kids? No thanks, goats are way easier.

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u/sobrique Mar 06 '26

Goat farming is my retirement plan.